0:00 thank you [Music] I'm gonna show you a picture of a dude and just tell me based on how he looks what this guy did to end up in jail ████ I could already tell his ████ criminal oh ████ he's like a high school teacher or something reptile Smuggler you beat up a guy that was rooting against his team oh that's a really good guess but he was actually a grandma who's rooting against his team would be a professional poker player dude yeah she knows it I guess a power of deduction dude someone three-bed him too many times here's a hint it's something he did on social media oh yeah catfishing not quite as bad yeah he was sending his dick pics out it was a very it was a very stupid thing he did it was not clever it was all a threat he he posted something um he commented on something and got
0:52 arrested he gloated about a crime he committed it's close it's close he posted the Kanye presidential poster that's what it was he talked about how he got away with something that's pretty much the closest thing yeah so okay so here's what happened the um Rockdale County Police Department their social media they posted this that these five guys were arrested for something she's like none of them are even means that's hilarious how about me he actually said that what else ████ dumbass me and then this is what they commented back you are correct you have two warrants we are on the way no way and they immediately arrested him this is why sometimes I'm like what's the point of
1:44 voting because he can vote too yeah you know I'm like What's the 100 right when it goes right yeah you lose your voting right now there's a lot of people like that all over you know that all over the majority is actually like that yeah why should why should we listen to majority rule if that's the majority that's majority right there that's what I'm saying I don't like that at all how about me maybe he felt bad that like man these guys are getting the rap for what I did this is ████ up and he was just trying to be a Good Samaritan I thought maybe there was like a reward if you know more information he's like yeah I did it look at 500 bucks what's the reward he goes I got info I'm ████ locked up for five years I got all the good info I just gave that ████ up for free yeah what a ████ ████ how about me it'd be better if he had the hand raised emotions and it doesn't it doesn't like he wasn't like a
2:35 murderer or something I don't know what he they don't say what he did in most like crime cases I'm usually rooting for the criminal this is the first I'm like go get them cops like yeah put that ████ away from Sarge this time especially because I really feel for all those other guys who are like what the ████ I already know what happened and I'm like dude not a white guy in the lineup dude that's probably why he was like wait a minute this is reverse races my guys are down too they're taking credit for my accomplishments yeah white guys could commit great crimes that's what he said some serial killers that turn themselves in because they wanted the credit yeah yeah they hang around the scene too long right yeah right isn't that how you fish them out sometimes yeah you go what a clever guy man yeah just telling your friends like you know you're like that guy got away with some ████ huh he's really good at
3:25 it huh he's good he's good yep yeah basically didn't leave a trick I guess it said he was um his warrants were for felony violation of probation so it's probably nothing like super crazy but um he definitely has the capability to do Dumber ████ but it is a felony he looked like he was happy to get caught was this guy caught for just like other things that's his mug shot was he actually for just other things or was he actually the culprit of that no that that's not a this this lineup that you're seeing with these five dudes it's just um that's a different thing it's something else in general and he literally is just like how about me and he's and they ran his name and they went oh wait two warrants yeah you have two warrants this isn't even his ████ crime no not even related that's so ████ funny do you think even like does he follow the police department that like is in his area why is he a ball whoa that's actually crazy
4:15 whoever's sitting there by the way is doing their job pretty well they actually searched that guy like some random ████ social media post you're like yeah let's just run it yeah so it's pretty good yeah that's good yeah it's due diligence I have a suspicion that this guy is really lonely what do you guys think you want that gel with the boys yeah hang out with the boys he's hungry he's like I need some food I think he has a mind of it even on the the police department's social media Facebook like I'm a fan is it Facebook it's um it looks like Facebook yeah yeah it does yeah yeah it's the uh Sheriff's Department he has a mind of a five-year-old that keeps ratting himself out and doesn't know this is like oh they keep catching me man this is like that little girl who said who burned that house down and then she turned to the camera and went oh my God we know that she burned that house down and then she's mounted the camera yeah
5:05 that's the evil in all right because of the meme yeah it's got all the facts in it got it in the metadata it tells the story yeah yeah so this dude uh yep he's in jail now and they said that like uh even though you know they're supposed to concentrate on like kind of the higher rankings that's why I'm distracted there's a bunch of tits there's like a bunch of bikini ads and he keeps scrolling past the articles [Music] [Laughter] it's like Sears boobs by the way Cricket well they're mysterious boobs because they're a little bit more covered so they like even though they're supposed to go after fugitives and people like violent criminals and whatever they made time to get this guy
5:56 because of how stupid it was yeah I mean that's like it does make a good story that's just one degree a way of just literally walking into the police station so it's just so easy does this make this guy also on top of that is he also a rat by himself yeah snitches good stitches because isn't that like the number one yup I don't ████ like crap I think he's a dumb ████ I hope he changes his story before like when he gets into jail so we don't jump his ass like wait what how did you get caught yeah I took I bro how about me this guy's a mark but that's not like a that wouldn't make him look tougher would it because he's like come get me that would have been tougher yeah that would have been tough how about me it's not really a toughness like he got left out it's like yeah I didn't get on the lineup picture come get me it's like equally it's like more tough but equally stupid though right like
6:47 if he gets caught yeah but if you say come get me and he set up some crazy trap Oh you mean like Spears leaning against the door the ornaments on the floor you guys remember that put a pipe on ropes the cops are like okay you guys remember that show like world's dumbest criminals or whatever yeah that was great one where they were doing a Stakeout and then the way or like they were entrapping them and the way that they were doing it is um they said hey you won the lotto come down yeah and then they even had a guy with a ████ check and then like everything in a whole ceremony right and they even went there and then when the guy came like and did the whole thing the cops would bust out and catch him I'm all like I love that it's so funny that they had to even do the whole check thing like you didn't I would take a photo together hold it yeah you could just ████ come in and get out of like
7:38 why did you have to do the whole thing I'm real dude it sucks when you find out it's funnier it sucks when you find out you're getting arrested by the cops and then you find out you're on world's dumbest criminals on top of that yeah yeah they probably had to spend that budget they had a budget and if they don't spend a certain amount they don't get that much snow she had to buy the big checks Sports Department that hair and makeup and if the criminal's dumb they probably also have the emotional moment when they're like getting arrested and they're like wait do I still get the money you know what I mean that's got to be like there too you think that people are watching the world's dumbest criminals and there's a guy with cross eyes who's like how about me it's just an even lower level across side cross-eyed Burger costume with the money snack over the back forgot about me guys dude those were always really good uh episodes because it was always a
8:28 guy falling from the roof in the trailer of those world's dumbest criminals someone always be like trying to repel down a like a storage room dressed like Santa yeah I saw ████ like that guy dressed like Santa trying to so people see him like oh it's probably an uncle or some ████ and then he's like Robin houses on Christmas Eve in theory it's a great in theory it's great like the Grinch yeah dude Simpsons could have saved a lot of those guys that fell for that trick because they did an episode where they were saying they were giving away free boats and then Homer went and then uh it was really just to give him like he was like outstanding tickets or something oh and he even said the same thing he's like do I still get my boot it's like dude if you just ████ watch Simpsons did they just watch The Simpsons but it's the dream though is it yeah it's the dream yeah why not that's how people fall for scams right yeah but that's pretty interesting that they would
9:18 correlate the data of like knowing that most Petty criminals are kind of of lower IQ that they would fall for something that ████ stupid right yeah I guess it's a shot in their head they're probably like this will never work but let's try it I remember one time we went to the mall when I was a kid as a family and it was like one of those like cards you could win this car so when my parents were like I'll do ████ I put like ████ 100 entries in and so my parents thought they won and they had to go to this meeting and then my dad had to get into his like best dressed and it was like really really crazy and I kept on pressuring them to go and they went there and then suddenly they got suckered into a timeshare then they had a time oh no like a year or something like that did the timeshare dude they ████ get you when you get there and my parents they don't even speak English that well you know what I mean so I set them up did you ever I didn't even get a cut yeah we went to it once and we went to a few times actually so like we went to Cancun and we went to Lake Tahoe and we went to yeah we went
10:08 to some cool spots oh she kind of paid off a little bit yeah those guys are salesmen man they are it was like a five hour thing I was a kid and I answered the call I was like oh you gotta go they said we get all Crews I didn't even get to go on the cruise they're going to say it I'm like where's the ████ car they didn't take me all the time well they're like Yay oh that's sad [Music]
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