0:00 because it does say the bus driver's hot so yeah he probably knew that dude was going to pass out though bro because they don't have AC in the box is my moment [Music] we got a heroic tale about a seventh grade kid who happened to be on a school bus when the bus driver just passed out and started oh I saw this it was like a really hot I got a heart attack was it a heart attack or something like it just said he passed out because it was like really hot and stuff like that maybe there's a development bus driver was sexy I just made that up he said the bus driver was really hot yeah oh yeah yeah I think I read that too actually yeah smoking hot that's what I meant here's the video so you saw himself in the mirror he's like God damn oh ████
0:50 oh wait this is a different one oh ████ all right the thing that makes I saw a different one the one with the black dude right yeah why don't you guys pull that up and we can change the video it's the same thing it's the same store but that one comes up we're trying to dodge black Excellence bro yeah what's going on huh but that one's form s recent yeah it's more of course it would be a white man that we're talking about so the thing that made this interesting is in the um post-game interview uh of everything that went on it was that all the kids were like on their airpods on their phones playing games on social media stuff like that so nobody was really paying normal kitchen one kid who wasn't on his phone probably a weirdo too huh probably probably reads books the ████ nerdy Eagle Scout I bet he's he's the same Rhymes the sad thing is his parents can't afford airpods oh ████ oh so he starts spazzing out again oh my God that's right when he saw himself yeah oh ████
1:42 that's not good oh no and the bus is moving oh my God bro we gotta get these bus drivers healthy oh ████ we're at the king I feel it's like a teacher whoa that's something [Music] Bravo to his parents not boo his parents ████ his parents dude his spirits are soft you know what his parents never appreciated him anyway get him some real pair is this the one though where his parents said like he's been driving since he was like four or five arrested there was one there was
2:34 one of these things where like Chris's parents were teaching them too early driving like on the Open Fields oh yeah I don't know if this is the one I've heard about that that's like a thing right if you live on a farm yeah yeah a permit that lets you drive for tasks you hear about that oh I didn't know it was like a private property I thought you just I thought you just did it yeah but I think it's private property I think you can yeah private property but you can even go on the road if you if you have a phone oh okay you could even go to like get stuff I let taika drive shut the ████ up all right we got him move it move it move it yeah like behind behind my house is a bunch of just ████ desert so so I was like we're gonna take we're gonna take the dogs to ████ run around and then I was like hey you want to drive and guess what he said the truck yeah he said yes no way he said yes
3:25 what an amazing child yeah and he was driving he reached the gas pedal no I had to press the gas pedal but I let him turn he's not trying she's thinking of the truck are you you know the electric ones 450 miles on one charge see but it's never gonna come out this thing yeah yeah I trust that woman's CEO at GM wow who is she I thought about the Cyber truck no no no the Silverado uh no I want the Cyber truck I put my pre-order in like oh that one yeah we don't know we don't know sorry to derail this but anyway yeah back to the white kid that saved the day the boy's stepmother uh basically told reporters that her son knew how to stop the bus because he had watched the driver do it every day I guess what a weirdo dude I guess he's just paying attention but it is dope I'm just kidding it is dope when you want to murder the bus driver there's no
4:15 hesitation yeah you know what I mean he just goes straight in puts his foot on the stock you know it's calm too yeah it was a free it's almost like he knew this would happen but you know the thing is though is you know because the mom said the Stepmom said that he he had watched the bus to ever do it before and then he jumped into action which means he was watching the bus driver the entire time that is a little because it does say the bus driver is hot so yeah but it's true smoking even spoken air quote he probably knew that dude was gonna pass out though because they don't have AC in the box is my moment the next time you go to a bus right the poor Buster ever got this tiny little ass fan I know who is that gonna help yeah nobody especially one thing after a bunch of these kids just do you think that every chick on that
5:05 bus owes him a ████ no because that guy everyone at seventh grade or what 12 years old well you could cash it in later but you know what though yeah it doesn't look fire it's range you know you know what though I think I think in this day and age that may happen in junior high I think in ninth grade sure dude kids are sucking each other off for sure oh my God honestly I don't believe this kid was like was very popular in his class yeah it didn't look like it because he's sitting at the front of the bus he's got it everyone knows well but as everyone knows only the cool kids sit in the back those friends aren't Gonna Last either too that kid was in the front probably and he's watching the bus driver he had no air Paws he had no gaming unit he's just sitting there all he has to do is watch the bus tracker yo if that if that kid was in the back
5:56 deserves what eagle eyes man do you guys remember any defining because I'm assuming this guy goes to school for the next like two years and he's like a g like I don't think that that's gonna be you know what I mean did you guys ever recall a moment junior high or high school where maybe you did something and your social status changed yeah you had mentioned like ████ whipping some dude's ass into that change oh that's interesting like losing to a blind guy in wrestling yeah no well you were talking about the other the other story the other day where you like had to just suddenly get into a fight you beat that dude up Suddenly It's like all right Bart's a guy who because you like transferred to a high school or something like that yeah that's boring though okay nobody but if you remember back in like Junior High in high school if there was a kid that wasn't that popular and then like one day they did something really cool I
6:47 think they would only last a day or two yeah I don't think that ████ last I don't even think that really works no I think when like dorks do cool ████ you just find a reason to keep calling them a door yeah yeah yeah yeah it doesn't really make it like you know the movies where like dorks become cool that ████ that was I've never seen because I feel like kids are haters I've seen cool kids get way cooler and like dorky kids just stay dorky yeah yeah it doesn't really like have you had one where something happened and it's like the added to your legacy the rest of your year um I was gonna share but now that you know Ryan said dark people just stay here I'm like really hesitant now you call yourself dork you were never dorky yeah yeah I want to punch you in the face if you call yourself the first time yeah everyone's been trying to have sex with you for a long time the first time you danced uh I will say that that was actually a big change because I was you
7:37 know how I always talk about like I was a ████ loser in high school right No One Believes it No One Believes it I don't even remember you in high school I guarantee you guys see photos you got I believe this all right yeah and photos maybe but so did everyone else look like that my point is there was it wasn't until my senior year actually that we had like a kind of like an air bands lip sync competition oh you know what I'm talking about you know where like different clubs have to like compete for like more points by the end of the year there's a giant event it's a lip sync for us is that a cool ass High School bro and then I remember that was like my first time doing something public you know what I mean everything that you do a lot of times in like high school or whatever you're either like stay low-key yeah you're just in your class and your group of friends whatever it might be your Clique your clubs but getting on stage that was my first time getting on stage and doing like a dance performance for our lip sync uh with my club that make a
8:27 Red Cross what song did you do so I went to Cerritos High School and I played I was on a drumline I played drums and like jazz band whatever and I remember coming here and Mark couple's band sucked ████ ass so I remember going like I don't even want to be a part of this ████ yeah so I didn't play drums at all but then I remember senior year I was like ████ I haven't played drums a long time I do miss it so I signed up for the talent show and then I remember my drum souls are the stupidest things so I remember going there just ████ going ham
9:17 and I'll and I and I had like an out-of-body experience I'm like that was the ████ whackest ████ because like it's like there's no beat no one's grooving to you it's just like kids like in the audience like you know what I mean and I was like that if I could rewind the moment in my life I would have rewound and not have done that hahaha hey dude I think drum solos are pretty cool man what did like people say to you afterwards no no I don't even imagine it it might have been so neutral cool drumsticks it just makes a lot of noise everyone's just like this you know what I mean like I think everyone else might have just been like okay Bart went after the hula hoop guy and then whenever so like I think it's just neutral I got you okay but for me me uh watching me
10:07 a little guy we should be that guy up did everyone call you Nick Canton yeah I was like those are like five ten minutes I'll never get back in my life you guys are the crowd like wrap it up like a five minute solo cheese and that's a hula hoop guy beginning to end too I wish it was time travel then we could all go back and go all right Nick Cannon no one would get it your favorite guy well I mean he is fathering what 12 children from 11 different women dude if you had another guy playing drums and you guys are both battling out and then you went on his drum set and then played on his drum and then dropped the sticks oh that'd be an awesome movie okay I
10:59 mean did you just double down and do it again no one recorded this but did you double down and just do it again for the next year it's like oh man here's the drum guy again yeah yeah [Music] laughs [Music]
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