0:00 [Music] very sad news shinzo abe who was the ex-prime minister of japan has been assassinated that's crazy crazy during a campaign stop so he was there to like give a political speech and then this guy comes up behind him with a makeshift shotgun that he made with pipes damn and he shoots in the back like a little ████ frankly yeah and as he was following they shoot him in the front too they did the back in the front his chest there's chest and a back was it two assassins or just one just one i think i think i think he got shot and then he like turned and he fell and he shot him again yeah it could be that because it was like as he was falling he got shot again and then as soon as the second shot went off um the secrets the guard or whatever just tackled them yeah and then they dock piled them it's crazy they said after the this 41
0:52 year old ████ assassin river like shot he didn't like at all even remotely try to flee the scene it's like shot and you stood there and watched it is he trying to be a martyr is that why like yeah that was me no one knows motive man like it's crazy and the way that this guy looks like you could see what he looks like ████ geek bro he doesn't look like an assassin ████ yeah he looks like a man he looks like a jk news editor yeah basically hey ████ you hey ████ you hey ████ ████ you ████ you ████ you and the weapon he made you know how it's always like like uh like when james bond comes back to the weapons room right they're like hey hey james you're gonna like what i what i mean you know like he looks like the guy the guy that makes the weapon not the guy that shoots the weapon yeah like his shotgun actually looks pretty legit like all the firing mechanisms that you need it's a really interesting mechanism on that so it's like a it's like a pipe gun so you can
1:42 make those pretty easily actually out of like just um like like plumbing pipe yeah um and then there is but the coolest part about it is that there's like an electronic firing mechanism on it so he's got a big ass ████ rc battery strap to it yeah and then that remote um trigger is what sparks it off and then he probably from what i'm reading about it it was probably like black powder which was probably homemade so he like concocted it himself and then filled it with like slugs or yeah whatever it was shotgun or it sounded like well it's a it's it's a homemade shotgun but you didn't get but it wasn't actually they're pretty sure that it wasn't an actual shotgun shell because that's what i was curious about when i first heard about it because guns in japan it's hard dude you can own a shotgun for like sporting and hunting purposes but you have to check it into a very specific like storage space and then you have to go check it out so you can't even have it normally like you have to go take it out for very specific reasons yeah and it's
2:33 super closely monitored so i was like okay then how the ████ did he get like ammunition for it but it's i guess what they're theorizing is right now is that it's all mostly handmade stuff which is like really interesting because yeah which is kind of crazy because that's what i've been saying or a lot of has been saying too right where like gun control doesn't really spread or doesn't stop the spread of guns i think that just where there's a will there's a way yeah cause there's a ton of gun control over there right and you got geeks making them ████ yeah but isn't it good if you could take a gun out like if somebody needs a gun to protect themselves isn't it good that you could take that gun out of their hands and and like you have their gun generally yeah that's that's what i said no but they were there but they were also reporting that japan hasn't had like a gun killing uh they only had one in 2020 they have a lot of stabbings yeah there's always mass stabbings happening yeah they're
3:23 trying to ban knives now yeah yeah yeah they have like drop-off box in the uk with knives so i will say that like yeah japan generally has a lot of like japan's relatively safe and they do have not very many like gun related deaths because yeah there's no ████ but in crime in general it's very low in japan in general yeah it's in general is just a like petty theft and all that ████ super low like you could ████ go out there and it's like feel safe as hell you know to the point where you can still assassinate a former prime minister with a homemade gun which is crazy i guess it's pretty common in japan for them for the for politicians to meet their constituents super close because if this were in the u.s like you couldn't you probably couldn't get that close to a um to like somebody doing it i think it'd be almost impossible yeah because our security's so tight because we have that kind of threat from what i understand like uh like let's say if a
4:13 president is going to go somewhere here or like a commander-in-chief regardless of who it is who it is right it's like 12 hours before and 12 hours after that airspace is closed so that's already locked down then you got ████ decoy cars and ████ like that then they they also understand they got like secret service on in the sewers and like they already have ████ up in the windows like pretending to ████ like be a grandma getting a perm except they got a ████ ak right here just ready it's like everything is ████ ████ the ████ out like biden was in in la like recently the president thank you thank you thank you all the freeways and stuff like we're closed during that time there's like streets that were closed off and stuff like that remember when ████ hillary
5:04 was campaigning over here and she wasn't even like president or anything at the moment right but we heard those ████ helicopters for like five hours straight chinooks bro they were going all over dude it was ████ loud yeah that's why they didn't vote for her she's obnoxious i was pissed about traffic they secure the whole area how come they didn't secure the area for this guy see japan's too safe one of my ways of voting actually is like if you cut me off in traffic and you have your bumper sticker that's a vote against that's why bernie didn't win too many people have bernie stickers and then they're just like you know what you prius driving bernie supporters ████ you and they keep cutting off and i see you too like you're ████ fiddling around with your phone cause you're trying to get your your podcast on your latest progressive topic like switched over in time but then you're coming into my lane so like that's why i didn't vote for your guy actually i voted against my own
5:54 interests [Laughter] uh but no but by election day if your guy cuts me off the day of oh i'm voting for the guy yeah definitely you know i saw a news article that was saying that this uh type of incident in terms of the magnitude and the scale and the experience is like comparable to like j f kennedy's association in america you know what i mean to have a foreign prime minister uh or the former uh japanese prime minister who was like the longest reigning prime minister he had like the longest term wow to just be gunned down by a single individual in the streets and he was campaigning to go a goal to run again yeah so i think this guy was trying to stop him and npr is by the way whack i don't know if you guys i don't know if you guys saw this what about vr well no they they called him some right-wing extremist today like abby during his yeah during his obituary npr was like
6:45 right wing extremist known for it's like a whisper bro he was cool to obama he was cool with trump he was cool like to america like for a reason because japan and us have good relations which is good for his country but that's the weirdest thing i've ever heard weird ████ it was super weird i i just saw this while i was looking losing their touch huh why would people hate him is there anything about well he was a far right wing extremist with any like politician like no matter which like there's no there's no politician that's universally loved right like there's nobody there's always things that like i mean that presidents or you know political people do wrong that you can find a reason to hate them so especially if you're one of the affected people that like gets ████ up by their policies and yeah like obviously there's a reason i think he was the first prime minister that was born um after the war ii
7:38 because like previous to that all the people in power everybody was there when the sad ████ happened right so they remember all that ████ i think he was the first prime minister that wasn't um a part of that era like he's a boomer yeah um he's like what happened to nagasaki i don't remember i was interested in the shooter and i was trying to figure out what the motive was or whatever but there's a rumor right now that this guy was from the japanese defense force oh ████ so that's my job yeah or i don't know like he's a former military dude maybe unhappy with the government whatever it is but when i looked at him again i said this guy does not fit the description he looks like a ████ geek he looks like a ████ i thought he's following a covet protocol keeping the mask on it i did i did like that i thought that was i'm
8:28 assassinated i don't want to give shinzo abe corona yeah i just want to give him a couple in the back it probably helps him blend in though like having a mask on yeah it's just wild because that's not why that's not why that's not why he's worried about corona yeah any time like a a president right from maybe like okay when you when you when you think about like maybe a poor country you kind of think oh they're always ████ shooting each other or whatever there's always warlords taking over the government or whatever there's insurrection or whatever but when you see that happening to like let's say a first world nation that's also extremely safe country to me it's like the swedish prison president got shot or whatever it's like what the ████ that blows my mind because i'm like who who who do they get mad like i get if like one of our presidents get ████ up cause it's like everyone's always pissed
9:18 and always talking about killing them and ████ that's what they do here yeah yeah but they don't expect that we hate them yeah yeah but then like ████ i don't know like someone like the the german chancellor or some ████ like i don't know and and hello i don't know i think she's stepping out i feel like she's not anymore hey ████ you man i don't know who the replacement is edit that out now to google it maybe look really really smart or like the danish or the danish like president right or like whatever denmark just had a mass shooting yeah denmark did they really i don't know man i guess that's a guy named olaf that's a good strong american name that's a villainous olaf shorts sounds like as a snowman oh that's crazy man the whole world's ████ losing it but i feel like i feel like any country that it has like because i mean we obviously have like the crazy people on the internet that are in our country that are like oh yeah
10:08 i'm totally gonna assassinate the president i feel like that's gotta be the same in like just about every country there's gonna be like one job that's in some ████ like sub forum that's like oh yeah and i built a bunch of guns in my basement and i'm gonna go do this and everyone's like yeah ████ crazy person and they do and you're like oh that's crazy son of a ████ did it who knew john hinckley jr yeah cool john hinckley jr he shot reagan and he was like i'm doing this ████ believe it or not for jodie foster oh i remember that yeah why why why was that he was upset she was she was i don't know if you understand how this works because maybe you've never had a woman love you from afar oh right no it's always by closing communicating with him through her eyes in film and television didn't have all those tv set up where you just look at her face for like hours and he's just staring at it like getting messages from her that he thinks is real and yeah dude it's like that she's like they were real
10:58 right no ████ no the answers are so ████ juice [Laughter] that's good dancers don't know what the ████ going on dude i don't know what the ████ going on beyond it i can't believe my vote equals his vote i am a talk show host okay dancer's my former life oh ████ if you could just recognize are you intoxicated and respect damn oh damn he ████ he threw the king at you i host a news show is that right loosely it's a respectable job guys thank you we talk about hey look we get diverted sometimes because sometimes titties need to be real big i swear to god if you bring it back to balancing balancing excuse me the word is balanced who's the bounciest president you've ever seen yo hey we haven't had one yet that's the
11:48 problem the croatian president she's small are we not talking about nancy pelosi oh nancy has some heavies for sure but she's not president she's starting ████ taft though that's just bouncy as ████ bro you ████ pushed that guy down the stairs he was bouncing around half had big ones big ones all right go look at the croatian president she's hot really is she the hottest person of croatia dude she's ████ smoking hot dude how do you know that how how big you think dude it's a dude right now the president of croatia oh my god oh sh really it's like that kind of reaction the heaviest of heavy whoa she's really oh she could be laura she's no she's no ████ nancy pelosi she could be laura is this chick this chick looks like ice cube's white [Laughter] yeah hey look she has my vote i don't know who she is i'm team nancy all day dude shouldn't we be moving to croatia i
12:39 think i'm gonna look you know what i heard they don't have any gun crimes in croatia i wonder i think that's a lie i don't know that i'm sure about that i didn't look it up gun crimes in croatia holy ████ they got missile crimes though oh dude they got no they got ████ fun bags crying game of thrones was filmed there so i mean it's really good uh you know just relatability bliss culture what's her name doesn't even matter croatian president her name is oh i forgot what your name is i'm looking at your titties again hey you guys will not disappoint with my recommendations that's all i'm saying i'm telling you joe has the hookups sorry second second bounciest president in the world go wow oh the president of latvia have you seen her holy ████ really giant one are you
13:30 scared look her up i heard they're as big as an infant's head yeah dude latvian some as big as your head it's a dude shut up what about the one before the current one maybe it's up it means the one before dude i'm not gonna look that ████ far back what about the hottest first ladies of the world hottest dudes melanie trump definitely come on i mean she was a mom i'm more of a laura bush kind of guy oh hey laura laura nice little bob you know more had some sneaky sneakies this ████ listicle artist some inside jobs if you know what i mean top 10 hottest first ladies of america number 10 is barbara bush what get out of here we got love standers probably dude michelle obama comes next and then and then pat nixon what the ████ what is this listicle now we're not doing i don't know what this is no jackie onassis was pretty hot
14:22 jackie o'ness was hot but not she wasn't melania trump no no no you're right come on what about elizabeth warren she's fired she's part there's like an extra 10 points there what oh yeah i don't even know what to say to that you know what we gotta we gotta we gotta choose the era hey i'd go to that reservation you know what i'm saying if if senator elizabeth warren is there let's go let's talk about it let's talk about it for an hour [Music] you
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