0:00 [Music] you're right guys we shouldn't talk about nick's family on this careful boys episode welcome back everybody gotta be careful oh ████ that's the same sign as a conspiracy corner remember that i thought it was careful boiso with a b that's a conspiracy in and of itself right uh right here cb no i was i was seeing two c's in my mind that's right right yeah careful choice boys i know you want this that's what i want but it's not hey do you guys know that my grandfather had a koi pond what so he wasn't racist is that cultural appropriation uh i don't know dude i always wanted a koi pond that's really cool but everybody has a koi pond like that's like only a rich people have to eat they don't have to be eight it's not asian exclusive you know chicken
0:50 depends if you named it koi pong or carp he called it a coin hold on we have like five conversations going on right now that's what the best part of the show is about welcome back to careful boys where we talk about careful things guys very careful we're talking about koi ponds i guess yeah that's careful that's still not the right tagline i feel like we need something a little bit where we talk about things that are acceptable for 2021 thank you that's acceptable then what can we talk about we're talking about we can talk about how much we can talk about house we love joe biden yeah joe biden oh provided no no no no that's not how it works you love no no you love joe biden during the election but when he's actually president that's when you hate him that's where he is that's all presidents whoever's in charge come on we can do better than this ████ i'm just saying the name of the sh the segment has to be catchier with the so yeah where we talk
1:40 about careful boys i'm a big fan of redundancy though i like yodling more okay welcome back to careful boys where uh careful boys hey okay i see the comma now what about you guys in the comments what do you guys think maybe we should let them participate and whatever is very popular we'll just copy that but i also think steve and anthony should have different tag lines all right because he's got careful boys he does careful boys and i feel like that's anthony steve he has i'm more in your face you know he's like what up there's careful boys and he smashes the camera careful boys we're careful okay i drink a mountain dew no whatever it's no big deal it's whatever he's gonna do that four times tomorrow
2:30 yeah that's pretty good that's a home run i'm over here sitting trying to i'm trying to get the comment they're so heavy i'm like careful boys yeah how do you feel about the combo careful i don't work shopping i'm very open to it got it okay i love how this is so jk right everything is just on the fly like they think we're sitting here and going let's think of a good idea there's no meaning it's scripted we memorized a lot do you like the z that was a comment i like this i just saw it in the comment and i was like wow the boys i heard about it i didn't hate it i like careful boys with the z i think that's the only way to do it though it is especially because of our generation we came from that it's almost like we're like the precursor to boys to men we just never became men instead of b-o-y-z what if we didn't i that's really nice actually b-o-i-s-e
3:24 careful boise this guy loves idaho yeah one of the first states to vote i don't know i really like i thought the colonization happened way on the east side you know it's for the first dates i i like i like the devil what do you call it when you de-evolve like the devolution the destruction of yeah yeah like the evolution the evolution of jk news this is pretty ████ awesome this is not the evolution i think that's so unfair are we considered the ████ not no or the ████ era dude listen jk news went to space and now we're like we think that mission was faked yeah yeah yeah we didn't really land on the moon let's take it back to ████ earth bro let's get back to back to browse ████ anyone who calls this a d evolution okay i have been a part of jegane since the beginning and i finally came around at
4:16 the de-evolution state come on backstreet boys and vegas residents we're like all right let me tell you vegas residency we're following in the footsteps of britney spears okay so oh we're in court we're in a conservatory she had she had her time right and then she had her time again in vegas but now she had her time again in the documentary it's a different concept of the time i'm not trying to get fake that's what i'm saying though there's different phases and stages trying to be heavy baby one more time jamie spears of it all then yeah i don't want to be ████ in court all the time britney spears yeah it's anthony lee anthony's the james beard hey careful boy
5:06 is michael has us in a stranglehold by the ball sack i feel like mike should always be on careful boys i think he should be we should have a separate seat for michael the thing that people don't know is that michael legally owns jk news and we just have to do the show i mean bart has barbell over here we bought it three years ago there's a five year time table before these guys connected that's that's i bought way too much ████ crypto and now michael owns all of it joe just bought a truck he's putting the mattress in the back yeah i wonder why because you got to live in there okay this is called over leverages it's called listening the logo for careful boys should be michael and he's like this yeah should be michael with puppet strings like the in-sync album and then we're all just like and we're like this so michael's the overlord yeah dude
5:56 michael is the genius he owns the show everyone knows the topics he does the articles it's all michael people like they're picking on michael calling a murderer we're like yeah we're picking on our boss so bad who murders people me and bart let it go ages ago exactly you guys yes they got bought out we got totally how many people do you think michael has killed well let's not say this on camera yet until our contract is over oh yeah yeah yeah careful boys careful boys thank you yeah we'll go documentary on him after all this is over you know when the pandemic is over this is the thing that i've been uh wanting to do so like a lot of places are allowing shows and stuff now right like live shows yeah yeah i've always wanted our group to go out and do live tapings this group right here yeah live jk news yeah we've only done it like once right
6:47 we've done it no no we've done it like three times one was at the la car show with steve aoki yeah he was completely delayed in reaction like every time we talked it was pretty dope but because because he did a show he pulled an all-nighter wait did you say steve aoki yeah kidding that was a delayed reaction oh stupid it's like you're a big fan and and we were name-dropping if you guys don't mind i've always had a dream and you guys don't have to fulfill this dream but of doing a live magic show imagine the gathering no no no an actual magic show where every time i do a dangerous trick with my assistant my assistant gets replaced by another assistant so the assistant's never the same so they were they were dead they're probably dead yeah well we don't know the assumption the assumption so it's like the prestige without any cloning at
7:38 all right but they're completely different women even and then when you hear them like when you pull them you can hear something that's weird and then you see a bunch of stage hands running around and then it's weird and then like all of a sudden the person re-emerges but it's a different person they're trying to be super comfortable you like saw somebody in half you split them up and then suddenly two different halves that comes again and then i'm clearly like i'm clearly like for a second i'm like and then i'm like i'm like try to keep it together different ████ person when i open it yeah yeah you're surprised that you're like and then my stage people come out and they're like they take the thing away and they're like it's like a half body with guts flying out scared as ████ that has to be a jk production for our live show right we're gonna have a live taping of jk news we're going to have every talent from everyone like you
8:30 guys could do a dance routine ████ nick is going to teach people boxing bart is going to ████ lift weights we'll play jabberwock video me and me and me and steve yeah we're going to do a motivational speech on ████ how to make money yeah that'd be good dude that's that's the best variety show or or i'd do a dance with a jabberwocky but everyone else is wearing a mask but not me yo we should hire the jabberwockies to open up at our performance that'll be so sick nick can dance in front of the jabberwocky's video hell yeah and i'm trying to like learn on the fly i'm learning on the fly they're like what oh we know we can get kendricks but japan is that's gonna be a ████ i mean we're gonna have to play the video that's tight y'all joking here is literally the best advertising job he's had go see their ████ i ████ see the jabberwocky show in vegas like five
9:21 times no ████ if they don't know who we are right now like lily no one on the internet is talking about them but us like ████ hey give us throw us a ████ bomb throw some free take it to the show give me a hoodie i want a jab walkies hoodie they don't even know that one of my closest friends was their manager who i'm not even going to say because he's not that close of a friend so i retract that statement she got still i was like good don't give no freebies but he's not my friend we've given them so much prestige free advertising dude and mcdonald's but we that's why we don't talk about mcdonald's that much no more they duck us well actually they sponsored b and everybody else but david and a lot of other people they just sponsor you fat check from mcdonald's thank you guys thank you so much i needed that for my crypto
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12:45 so if you want to get 15 off your blenders sunglasses go to blendereyewear.com use the code off the record vip to get 15 off the already affordable sunglasses that's blendereyewear.com use the code off the record vip yo let's do this though no i'm not even kidding all right so like because uh right right when um the right before the pandemic right we opened up a patreon and um we were gonna do this exclusive like uh show for the patreon you know uh what do you call it like a patreoners right and that was 2019. and then boom you know the pandemic hit because we were planning to do a whole thing in 2020 and that ████ just ████ crashed on us so i'm like hopefully when we when we when open things open up we should do something for
13:35 everyone on patreon because we had some loyal people that stuck around like through thick and thin for like three years now 100 so i'm like i want to find who those peoples were and then figure out a way to like give them first dibs on the live shows if we do it yep that'll be ████ sick yeah and we should do like a nationwide tour so then they don't have to spend money coming too far right so we'll go all over idaho first state yeah idaho the first yeah so you have to pay 150 but you get the honor you get the patriot honor of doing that that that's what they do yeah they support us they
14:25 could right yeah support us more yeah like they have the honor of supporting us the thing is we can actually do florida right now we can do all these other places right now no dude the the patreoners get to leave before the kinder show oh yeah otherwise it's they get to leave otherwise they're checking your ticket and you got to go back to your ████ and you have to they got the flashlight like absolutely no i get to ████ my pc how long is the kindred show it's an hour now it's an hour now that's what perks are kids all i'm saying is one day i'm making sure you guys better be ████ front row you all are you dude i want to go see your performer incorporating the noodles into the live show
15:16 they bust out the microwave and they ████ cook the noodles now yes now yes i will do everything you guys joke about on the show and you better ████ front rows each person audience is connected to a noodle and they're all sipping it's going out there i'll be there a thousand percent you just don't ████ invite me to ████ that's why i never go stop yelling at me right now on camera okay i've never been invited to a ████ kinder show i bet i'll be invited to a jab walking show before i've never even been invited to a kinder show dude i got half invited to an auntie lee hangout party on my own birthday and then no one showed up he's like let's go play my arcade machine i was like this would be really fun the perfect moment for my birthday i didn't know we were doing it that night dude i i know i was nervous to be honest i didn't know we were doing it that day i thought we were ████ ranging i've never been more roasted in a single day
16:07 here today and i love it i love it but you ████ when these cameras are off you ████ get it from me ████ talking about how my sister is talking about how we don't ████ do those shows we didn't talk about the ████ noodles like it's a problem we gotta sell news because we can't make it you ████ are all going down and i swear to god when the ████ cameras go off oh my god you pieces of ████ these ████ you ████ grateful fans never ████ get the full content these pieces of ████ camera goes off anthony looks at me and he goes steve you wanna do a shot why are they laughing why are they laughing and also we've never said your sister is hot i was asking questions you did you and
16:57 you also said 10 cause i would bust you i never said oh no that's what you said not us you said because i would bust too fast you're a sick ████ anthony you're a sick ████ dude it only took all day to get out of them that's why it takes shots you know all right all right let's go dude i hey she's probably really hot because anthony looks pretty hot as a girl that is a hot boy don't try to save your ████ my comments shut up dude you're a hot boy it's a hot boy everybody says it always thought you dress hot you look hot you dance hot dude for real damn dude who the ████ did you look up right now sung hi lee i remember her she was song
17:48 highly you don't remember sungky she was like the hottest chick in the world right is she an import model first of all if this is my sister odd ████ i thought that was tia carrera's sister for all we wanted to hear and who is she though ████ song he leaded i love some music ████ yes dude i love the song i will love her forever ████ i forgot her name i'll never turn my back on somebody sung hi lee man she was like a model model of that time you're just perusing the gallery now i ████ jacked off to this time i'm trying to look for my favorite photo i almost got i almost got suspended from prince oh this is one of them which one let me see oh yeah dude that was oh my god wow you don't remember this photo damn i wonder what she looks like now it doesn't matter go to auntie's house check her out she has a bunch of people on instagram see
18:38 if she's on this family reunion dude she's there she might be 50 something now yeah she's there with my uncle bruce and you think she's on instagram yeah she might do like 50 something now she was so hot back then anthony why are you so ashamed of your success are you so stingy with your sister so not everyone has a hot sister like maybe steve but not everyone has a heartbeat how many more minutes we have this ████ anthony everyone has noodles at costco everybody's down to talk about their sister like steve here's what's ████ up about that there's a lot of stigma going on about the sister thing that i think is messed up because a lot of guys don't have hot sisters and so they don't understand what it's like to actually have a hot as ████ system that's true people don't understand that like you do genuinely want to ████ them really hard
19:30 you want to come and blow loads in them and it sucks it ████ sucks when your sister's jiggling by you and there's nothing you can do but wanna ████ come you then you maybe you could put yourself in my shoes but until then yeah yeah guess what yeah he's alone you're so brave steve dude he is so brave he's the only one that's willing to stand here and admit if we don't break the stigma who the ████ will i know right he's standing up everyone on pornhub no they are all anonymous dude i'm not here and now they only do the step sister thing yeah they're not they're not full blown like full blood i got i'm talking about both parents is my sister pure a pure sister 100 matching dna yeah he's talking about matching dna identical dna high chances of genetic diseases
20:21 cross-breeding as they say but that's all a bunch of science ████ you know what you're just trying to replicate the royals yeah hey he's a modern-day royal for harry he's the same age as me and he's balder than me so hey do the math what that can't be real that's not right it's not real we're trying to look up sonny lee's institute i mean we want to train to be she has a foundation for instagram it's a prostitute instagram and prostitutes at the same time ████ he's so ████ up he's like we're looking up her in a big titty society big titty society oh man what does she look like modern day no it only because she was like the hottest ████ back when i was like in junior high type her name and then the year that can't be 20 20. no way no way all right let me type it again
21:11 there's no way that's her 21. and if it was her she's keanu reeves dude what kind of roof stuff like she didn't age at all remember when she was she was in a girl next door sunky was that a movie what took him out wait with alicia cuthbert yeah she's she's one of the other she's the asian porn chick that's like a friend yeah that's something this is her in 2021 that's not that's not her yeah but you like this photo don't you yeah that's she's too young that's a good photo hardwood floor because i respect your family she should be in her late 40s mid 40s now no i got to be like 50s you'd be pretty stoked i would hate if this was my sister i would hate them now you get it what if that's your fraternal twin sister that'd be dope fraternal twin ████ i should start an instagram account like that
22:02 i think you should i think you should now if she was your fraternal twin and someone tell you to go ████ yourself you go ████ your sister if i was an identical twin i would ████ my sister fraternal if they told me ████ myself be like is there identical gender twins no no right that would be incredible didn't you hefner always ████ twins he was ████ on twins oh yeah you after did yeah maybe just white blonde oh yeah that's true huh he only liked blonde yeah you like aryans you know they're very aryan taste even if they're fake blondes he liked some of them their roots would be growing out oh yeah i like that though i do like that it's like blonde still okay good for you oh this is one of my favorite tv photos oh that's a good picture does that hurt i think that's a body double it's all about calcium i think
22:54 wait it's the playboy a gut milk thing is she a porn star no she was just a nude model she didn't do porn it's like only fans but back in the day back when it was on paper but she she was on she was on like import model stuff she should shave the mustache yeah all right so i'm thinking i'm ████ like not a fan you should shave her don't talk to my sister like that i don't like when girls have a low body fat matches your your little thingamabob a little bit it runs in the family are you seriously going to relate this to a ████ vagina right now from 1996. i think so you piece of ████ that's just your little that picture literally ████ ass it makes sense song hailee anthony lee everything about you just yo i needs to i hope you get a paper cut every day for a year with a hundred dollar bills
23:44 i was like why is my hat wet and i was like oh yeah i'm do ████ [Music] you
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