0:00 Anthony's body counts like a Rwandan dictator what do you like better hus or tosis the ████ is [Music] happening all right so a paralyzed man who was unable to walk an's laughing I'm not laughing you think that's funny I see smile lines I see smile lines dude is that like you got we have to wait for you to finish L what the way get out your system dude hold for laugh the way the way I saw Anthony his eyes were moving it looked like he was smiling what Anthony was picturing was a guy that had to drag himself like a seal cuz his legs didn't work that's what he was picturing I give you like one Morel one grade of rice and you guys got the whole tow truck coming in with rice cers
0:51 that's a little bit of exaggeration I'm like right here and now everybody's got a bit everybody go ahead drop your singers yeah come at me dude I like Bart saying what Anthony is thinking he's just sitting there it's like wait did you guys see that Anthony just had a gay thought they they're fresh off of crowd work they're on fire they're on fire dude nobody knows what they said it's like it's like NFL blitz dude our heads are smoking they're on fire right now all right so yeah uh a former jockey I tell you guys about these hores I tell you don't do don't do it a former jockey who was left paralyzed from the waist down after a horse horse riding horse rider was able to walk again thanks to a cuttingedge piece of robotic Tech wow
1:43 he's walking like a $100,000 exoskeleton no way exoskeleton how's the oh no he said they he could walk again not that he could ride horses again he cannot ride horses but he can walk he's probably not he's a horse rider I don't think he I think he wants to get back on the horse I think he's good but but if his he can't do his passion anymore what do you think he's going to do uh he's his gamer now oh he's on Kick did it say that it did his dick work still it says his dick works okay good good good good man spoil the ending I control F spoiled the ending control F control F dick dick dick work there it is did a dick work that's cool I don't know we have technology like that we do for some people right the rich and privileged cuz he's horse rider he's paralyzed from the waist down so he's like wearing like this ████ like this wa
2:34 it looks like he's wearing a backpack with just like what BART had last night look at look at t-shirt his T-shirt Anthony sucks it's it's like a picture of him wearing the apparatus very very met that's cool you guys are so gay why are we gay what's gay about that I was like look at this teacher Joe's like what did he say Anthony sucks it's like hey hey hey on the next one say Joe sucks did he say that that get him you back dude Play It Again Ed Play It Again zoom in on it it's so bad now cuz just to get Anthony yeah you're just like not even clever anymore just bad how did you guys host a ████ comedy show I think the worse it is the funnier it is now so stupid it's got to be lwh hanging like it's so caveman what it say
3:25 Anthony sucks it's like it's got to be Elementary School level ████ like third grade dumbass is it's third grade dude I love it all right so so one of the parts on his exoskeleton suit malfunctioned and then the entire device stopped working so he's like oh ████ I can't walk anymore like that's kind of crazy and then he reaches out to the manufacturer and they basically said sorry it's too old we can't do anything about it no way we spent 100 Grand on this thing way it's too old like a firmware update or something you could do it's a piece no it's like a i didn't control of that but his dick still work his dick Works after 37 after 371,000 steps my exoskeleton is being retired after 10 years of unbelievable Physical Therapy says him on Facebook the reasons why I stopped working is a pathetic
4:16 excuse for a bad company to try and make they should at least let him like upgrade to the next version like T-Mobile JUMP or something yeah yeah can you have a payment plan or he could lease well they're probably trying to move the exoskeleton to a subscription model like the rest of the world like cars imag falling behind there's a word for that when it's like planned to ████ up what is it called like when when when they're like apple planned obsolescence yeah there we go yeah or they or if they just change the charging port and it's like ah we can't get this cable anymore it doesn't charge like get a whole new rig sorry more money on the donkeys that's that was a lawsuit for that right that actually went through yeah cuz they they have their the batteries degrade like like intentionally after like iOS updates for sure did we win I don't know the lawsuit I think they paid out a huge bunch of money but I still feel like it
5:06 happens I for sure think it still happens dude I'm still on a Apple phone 12 Pro Max prove it he keep's holding a leaf why you holding a leaf I'm old school dog that's sick everyone's on that's 12 I'm on the 10 ████ 12 old old wow you're on a 10 on a 10 dude damn you win nobody's lower than a 10 in I don't even know what mine is you go to settings it'll tell you I don't even know how to use I don't even know how to use a computer how do you check what it is you're 15 General about settings or about anthy got the brand brand new one he do you get one every year or every two years you get one every ████ month it seems no I just I just moved from the 13 Pro Max because my camera was broken on the back yeah and then uh and broke it during a sex related activity yeah he was filming
5:56 it he's going to say it again he's going to say it again stop Wait no that's not an insult yeah that's that's actually imag that's flowers imagine Anthony can't sleep cuz he's like they keep calling me a sex ha I can't believe you like to say that I film my sex sessions he can't sleep he tosses and turn what is it anthy what is it babe and he's like I just can't get over there he just walk he keep roasting me for being to have having a lot of sex when I don't have a lot I don't believe you you've had enough like you've had more than enough for your share of Life bring it back to exoskeleton we we should talk about if you stopped 6 years ago you'd still be like oh what what kind of iPhone do you have Nick nah you have way more sex than me so I'm not going to tell you what kind of iPhone do you have Nick I think it's like the 13 how you got to answer the same question I heard your Anthony's body counts like a
6:48 Rwandan dictator it keeps going up there's a there's a there's a website it's a tally that damn dude would do you like better hus or tootsies what the ████ is happening you you opened the you hit the H he started this dude yeah so okay so the ████ guy he uh he paid $100,000 for the machine and then he says there's a $20 battery for it and the $20 battery defaul thing is why he can't use the 100,000 machine shut the ████ up what it's just you know why there's they only probably have like five custom probably cuz how many people actually low custom that's still a half a million dollar business does he like it's just stops
7:38 like as he's walking he just can't really he's Frozen collap it's T1000 when the ████ nitrous oxide gets they have to call the fire department and cut him out of the thing Dam the jaws of life that rip him out that sucks cuz it's a very secure device yeah all right so are we going to start a GoFundMe or what I mean $100,000 L that's a lot dude that's a lot we could do movie or something else yeah something more fun for the fans comedy shows I hope it's covered by insurance that you don't have to pay for it you think doubt there's a exoskeleton insurance company out there health insurance no like you get like you get like crutches cover they be like this is cosmetic you look too cool yeah you look sick actually you're actually benefiting more what is that carbon fiber cosmetic you know where he ████ up where' he ████ up Joe he didn't hook up with the Chinese Factory and be like yo
8:29 copy this ████ bro reverse engineer it might be on teu might be on teu yeah I found an excavator yesterday on teu you did what' you find an excavator on teu yesterday while we were trying to film videos he was like looking for that how much was that I couldn't get there cuz Steve said no double news so I couldn't yeah I couldn't click there Steve said that yeah so I I had to I I I didn't get to go there cuz when you go on Teo you have to unlock like he said no double news ████ boy yeah so I said sorry sorry host sorry and yes yes host but when when you think about tech and when you think who are the masterful copers of tech yeah Korea China no question is Korea better than China well CH Korea will also they're not going to charge you a good price like China you could always depend on China no Korea is better because when
9:19 they when they copy they copy ████ really good they oh China copies right and then like some good a lot like they have TI that's the short cut that's true what about doesn't Vietnam like wreck it now with clothing wreck is yeah Vietnam's killing it but they're not in the copy game they can't copy robots got it I don't think Koreans can copy robots they could copy music they could copy cars Korea was the one that Samsung went into the biggest lawsuit with apple because they like stole their pens and ████ like that yeah dude Samsung that was brilliant move because they they paid it out but they save their business I'd buy a Samsung EXO skeleton yeah that'd be cool that sounds high quality actually dude yeah but could get stolen real quick though cuz all the career products they get stolen like Hondas are good hyai someone stealing your ex with the jump drive it happens happens they just
10:10 need a USB and boom dude they need to find my exoskeleton on the app you got to get a bike lock for that thing Teemu man this guy ████ up he should have hit up teu I wish I didn't call you on a double news I feel like I stopped you from an adventure I we could have had an excavator right here
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