0:00 the one of the things I love the most about Gio she's a man yeah she's a man taller than you big dick more facial hair cuz she's Mexican but what if like she says she is into me but what if she's not maybe I should challenge her to kill herself yeah oh I found out why I I married Hannah yeah she suck dick so good Fu so good so [Music] good hello welcome back to careful boys yeah uh there was a lot of comments who were like can you just please have Steve host another one I was like I like no problem cuz they're like we want the guys get out at 9:00 p.m. they don't care about your stupid schedule Anthony nobody cares so we're today really indeed indeed today we're talking about the
0:51 reasons why we're with our dumb chicks what the hell this is a cute video we're trying to do we're trying to do some cute ████ cute ████ dude man all right why are we with these dumb ████ cuns why do we love this to begin with I mean she's the only one that would tolerate my ████ so I didn't have much of a choice that's a big Point honestly I think that's probably Baseline number one for everybody I know right CU everyone's like well that is Baseline number one I do think so I mean did you choose her or did she choose you you know what I mean yeah I'll never know that's true that's like the one two three pin no kick out what do you think is one trait about you that's the craziest that would be hardest for anyone to handle but Han handles it well um I like to jack off she supports that the jack
1:43 off rock and roll Joe the best that's s like Christopher Walkin my spontaneous nature yeah yeah that's good okay she said you know I used to get pissed when you just sometimes spring up like plans and you didn't consult with me or ask me and it just we just doing ████ and it's like yeah I'm sorry I forgot I got like too excited she goes I'm I'm not against the plans cuz it's fun as ████ but she goes but I also had things I had to do but now you distracted me and then so she was like but you know I can't get mad at you because she said the things that I do like about you where we you are spontaneous and we'll do a road trip out of nowhere she goes I don't want to constrain that and then when it's not favorable to my life life then I can't be mad at that circumstance she's
2:33 like I can't pick and choose she's like that's who you are and sometimes it'll manifest in a way that's inconvenient and I can't get mad at that or else I'm going to stunt that aspect of who you are that's very mature that's very nice too too mature yeah but then you know I also was like that that actually made me go oh how do I work with you then instead of like you know like well ████ you then this who I am ████ cuz the typical way of bringing it up would be like so there's this trait about you sometimes I ████ hate it and sometimes I like it versus like hey there the same thing that I love about you sometimes does inconvenience you and it makes you want to work in a team and I think that's what makes me want to stay with her is because the way she approaches sensitive topics doesn't make me want to choke her it makes me want to work with her and I'm like oh I didn't know that's what happens and I'm like so
3:24 how can I not throw like wrenches in your ████ you know machine and how do I how do I like you know now do like still stay who I am but then not be disruptive in a negative way can I tell you something crazy that I experienced yesterday what so yesterday I think the one of the things I love the most about Gio is uh she's a man she yeah she's a man taller than you big dick more facial hair cuz she's Mexican no she's uh she'll like she'll kill her for me like she's super down like she's very selfless and she'll do whatever the ████ for whatever I want and that's like to me that's like ████ unconditional love so you know
4:14 like when we plan what we wanted to do with our life we already made the decision when she hits 40 because of the the OT that we talked about um we're not going to have any more kids because there just more probability for complications and all that stuff like that you know so we've already made that decision like two years ago and then we're just playing it all out and it was something we like you know put in cement shook hands whatever made a plaque that we're not going to we're not going to do it but yesterday I was asking I was like Hey like I'm trying to like I always try to make some sort of grasp meeting out of things that come out of life and I was like you know with your like brother passing and then with seeing how the family is seeing that barbell is is gone which was the biggest kind of like time occupier thing and before when we made
5:04 that decision to not have another kid it was it made a total sense there's no way we're going to have another kid while trying to give ta quality childhood also running barbell um and you're still in it and you're not a stay at home mom but when all the circumstances that we made that decision on has changed completely now we have this lifechanging event with your brother and seeing how important family is do we want to add one more to our family you had this conversation yesterday yesterday literally last night last night because I definitely asked her yesterday during the day and she's like no you were hanging with the camera boys maybe we're part of this maybe maybe maybe maybe 115% weally asked yesterday during the day she's like no she said no right she said no she said no and said and she roasted him for like 45 and geriatric fool and I
5:58 feel like it's because her brother died she needed some to ra her ████ on and I was like I'm here for you even I was like I'm the Anthony roer I was like this is disturbing and what I thought the reaction was was going to be immediate no we talked about it let's stick to the plan whatever that's what I thought so I was ready to go no whatever okay going to go brush my teeth and go to sleep that's what I thought but what ended up happening was she's like oh man so you want to go open that Pandora's Box huh and I was like oh ████ she's actually going to entertain this ████ and so I told her something really gay and I told her I was like well cuz I really really love you and I just want to make sure we we you know kind of like examine everything from every angle to see like we you guys are homosexual going to Ed that out cuz it's so good like we we're we're like you know making the best decisions Now for Something That We're going to look back at when we're 60 and go we made a good decision
6:48 when we're 40 yeah and then so she was like well and so she say something G back of course and then she says well I love you so ████ much too that if that's something that you really want like let's explore that and I was like oh that's ████ crazy I get the ████ nut soon cuz I thought's like I'm ovulating yeah cuz I thought her ████ uterus was ████ like safe lock ████ lasers I thought all there's no more jiz on the cervix you Captain J Jones roll through that ████ thought it he thought it was AR but when I went to sleep going man this ████ will do anything for me that's sick that's sick as F and that's kind of even going back to our origin story when I knew she was the one was when JK was at a super Rocky time in the beginning she was like go do JK I'll
7:38 support you and I like Dam why you so cool did you tell her that we're in a rocky time again and she might need to support us it's a rocky time at the end too we need her to work here dude yeah that was L last night did you guys follow up on that this morning or not yet not yet well cuz we need cuz we still cuz you to be here so ████ early right you have to be so ████ early you have to wake up so goddamn ████ early makes no sense yeah I agree no we still got like some family stuff we got to deal with so we head back and kind of have some our own time in Vegas we'll be to like Mar imagine if we started the show at like 10:00 a.m. then you could probably have talk but not yet so Anthony why are you why are you with your dumb chick that's the prompt you got to answer Richard thank you for sharing B that was very that was a great story that was great what happened it last night I would say that um she is very
8:30 as normal tolerant but also adaptive I think I'm very classic in the worst case version of like the stereotypical Gemini where I'm almost bipolar with my ████ really like in what way I think I can be extremely sensitive about stuff and extremely egotistical maeso about stuff that's cool we SE and and I never know I never can you just shut up it's my turn there it is that's a maimo side good sh I'm sorry dude I'm so that just oh my multifaceted split he's like a real Gemini he's switching signs like a Gemini wow but uh right in front of her eyes she she's seen me through like the most extreme and like I think everybody here especially because like you're all your own like either business owner or leader of like group or whatever like
9:21 when you're a leader of something you have to be one thing a lot so when you're not in that space it's often times you're like it's not even your desire but you're the exact opposite because you get to let go and she's the only one who gets all that baggage sometimes and she's been able to endure some of the most complicated and like not attractive versions of me you know what I mean so like to to have her like not only endure it but to like help me through those things is like very very intense because like when you're first courting somebody you don't show them any of that ████ so they fall they they fall in love with or get attracted to all the the positive glorious butterfly type ████ you know what I mean and then when they're like sucked in suddenly and
10:11 slowly you start unveiling like the unfortunate like real ████ it's like Adolf Hitler want to be little spoon at night's like I'm tired of killing everybody ████ me but like there's the there's the endure there's the endure adol and be like like oh ████ that's weird but I'm stuck here because I I don't want you to kill my family or there's the like oh ████ like I appreciate that you also have this side of you because it's more complex and it's like I feel like that that's what she's been for me you know what I mean like able to support it not just like she likes the good and the bad yeah the whole package what's up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to click in our description and go over there and check out all the beautiful stuff we have for you it's super duper
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11:53 that why are you with your dumb ████ so dumb I you know what funny I think I think it it for me it kind of like changes a lot over time I think in the beginning I I really thought like I was picking her you know yeah in the very beginning I really was like you been chosen congratulations come to my community and it was like a weird cuz Anthony remembers like that was we got together at the height of like we were having like crazy ass parties at that house every day so your access was insane yeah and then and we were friends for so long so it was like she was she was at those parties we would you know uh party rocking in the house she see me be like an like an idiot like I didn't have to like do that thing where traditionally you play your best cards and you're like hey look how cool I am like I didn't have to do any of that so you order random pizzas but in the
12:43 beginning yeah yeah Pizza attack closer but then I really believed in at the start that I was like oh I'm I Choose You kind of deal and then like as time went on like just months later I was like oh hold on like I'm the lucky one by far like my inflated like ego in the beginning like hid that from me and but also helped me dive into the choice yeah what made you feel like you were the lucky one because she's just like it's I don't know it's just like really obvious like she's just so she's she takes every quality that I didn't know I had or that I like about myself or I'm not sure is good and she just loves all of it wowow it's very very like it's the most simplistic in a good way thing I've had from a person
13:34 that like my problem is making everything complicated prior to her that was my biggest deal is I and I really was like a horrible person to be with for that reason that I'm like I'm I used to be a big like maybe I don't have that impression now but like I used to be a big like oh but what if like she says she is into me but what if she's not you know like maybe I'm wasting my time like I just make maybe I should challenge her to kill herself yeah like that's pretty sick there's always like she simplifies you and like kind of I think what she did having her in my life has erased like 99% of the fat that I have like put onto my own mentality of like oh I need to I need to consider this I need to consider that but then her just being here it makes everything like not matter like all the years that I spent thinking what I needed to be in order to be a
14:24 good partner doesn't apply because she just likes me like that's one thing about ████ relationships that I think people don't think about right they think like you mold into some you transform cuz you have a bounce board that help you kind of evolve to that next level but then everyone right now they're they're like they want two complete whole perfect human beings coming together with everything sorted the ████ out from finances to everything and then it's like if you see a flaw on the other person you're like peace ████ I don't want none of your your ████ but then I'm like when you're in a good relationship those things change because you're compliment toward each other yeah I I think that's really what it is is that you know like that's kind of why I'm not really like a person that gives
15:15 so much advice on how you should get girls cuz I now I know that it was all ████ like I used to have so many theories on whether or not I I hit a home run with somebody or not like making Rapport First Impressions but then like it I could have played any other way and she would have been like what a ████ idiot I like him yeah you know what I mean like yeah that's Nick Nicki like that from every angle that she's looking at me I'm the same person even if I'm trying not to be and I thought that meant a lot the funny thing is when guys think like yo that was my skills like no it's like that night when you guys had sex that was her choice her legs were shaved she was presentable she had that ████ planted the ████ out and you think like she worked you I ████ I ████ smooth talked her yeah that's right dude I did it and it's like no she chose you she prepped she was like
16:06 premeditated murdered that all shaved yeah all prepared I was the victim I'm like you better be baby smooth imagine being offended by that you're shaved I am not some ████ you're like you prepared for me I was a victim a lot of times how how about you you already asked me I'm not talking to you I'm talking about Joe he looked dead St into I did a mom I did a oh my God patri that's what Patrick looking gazing into your eyes I thought I already went I was the first one to win you kind of went I was the first one to win yeah but now tell us now tell us the real truth yeah you didn't you glanced on it tell us the real truth now how about Nick I'll go yeah you guys go I was I I thought I already went uh the thing about me and
16:57 Tiff we've known each other for so long but I think along the way like um I feel like we can get through anything like we could talk it out no matter how many times we ████ get so mad with each other or like I'm not understanding what the ████ she's trying to tell me cuz I'm like you know being an idiot sometimes we'll have these conversations over and over again to the point where we're able to work it out and I think that's you know I feel I feel like we had to learn how to do that too you know and that's not very I feel like my parents didn't have that and they couldn't really work through some stuff so anytime there was a disagreements it' always be a disagreement forever and they would never kind of like reconcile or you know pack it away so that's a big thing that I feel like has kept us on a on the right path can you show
17:48 us your eyes while you're saying this meaningful stuff why what do you mean yeah leave it on the on the top like a 9s top yeah top do you feel like since you guys been together so long do you guys feel like you're the same people now that when you first got together n we've changed a lot I think I think we've changed in like well I was trying to think about this while you guys are explaining and it's good content have a Frontier flight in like an hour and a half Sor I'm nervous about it they're usually delayed they'll throw you off the plane yeah but they're usually delayed they'll literally throw you off of it midf flight sor the real the the wheel well these lights are bright today I'm scared yeah what was the prompt again it's why are you with your dumb ████
18:38 why was I with my Dum why you with your dumb ████ that I think that is a challenge though that you had to you guys have to grow and try to stay parallel yeah and she also she really does put up with my ████ a lot too cuz I'm also I can be really anxious and avoidant and I can not share my feelings a lot as we all know on this ████ show or I have a tendency to like think that everyone like she knows what's on my mind and sometimes I don't express that and that could be very ████ frustrating cuz she's like hey dude what's going on and I'm like oh this has been going on she's like thank you for ████ telling me thanks for telling me your schedule yeah thank you and I'm like yeah that's all I ████ talk about honestly that's the one thing like hey what's your schedule tomorrow cool cool I'm in this time okay I'll see you at this time cool like that's honestly what it's come down to and sometimes I don't express certain things and that's
19:28 like my bad uh and I know it's really ████ frustrating so I appreciate her being able to be like hey idiot can you tell me what the ████ is going on and she could express that to me without it being a whole ████ thing or being like passive aggressive or not being able to like Express that so I'm very thankful that we could actually have open communication where I feel like my parents didn't have that at all and I feel like that's what kind of keeps us from killing each other sometimes you know and it's usually ████ my thing cuz I think I'm just like on edge a lot of the time and I need to be like hey dude just relax it's fine but I feel like you prob it was probably really hard when she was like first going through the surgery stuff and you had to like to keep her sane you can't express that you're worried about it that yeah you know I didn't realize like a real doozy I didn't realize I was
20:19 going to be um well I just thought I was like okay it's my job to make sure that she doesn't like feel any uncomfortable feelings about it which is probably not the right way to do it cuz then I'm in like fix everything so like she says something I'm like no don't worry about it like reframe reframe reframe reframe and then she's like Yo dude it's okay but what they really want is the opposite yeah like just be in this with me kind of deal but sometimes it does help when like she's really down in the dumps or feelings the type of way cuz it's like a lot of stressful a lot of like uncertainty so and it's uncertain for me too so I'm like ████ I don't I don't know dude but at the same time it's like the only thing we can do is try to be more positive because otherwise doing kind of what I do is like oh my God yeah both of you guys doing that yeah bro it doesn't work it doesn't work so it it actually that has been kind of helpful for me to be like
21:09 oh ████ I should probably try to do this ████ for you know other things in my life but it's like it has been crazy to see her go through all this and just being really tough through it too cuz it's ████ hard man it's hard but you know she's a g that's a loyalties yeah really yeah man say something about it being gay Steve it's not shut up dude it's not gay is she ever jealous about like you're how you're like the funniest guy that's 20 minutes dude Steve's got to catch a flight Steve you didn't go you're the funniest guy ████ you dude you're the funniest guy you know that's not true you're theun ████ ey look at me in the eye you're the funest guy dude get away from me you got to go you didn't talk about Nikki yet you're the funniest guy you're the funniest guy you're the funniest guy
21:59 Steve shut up shut up you don't even you didn't even like spicy food anyway sit down man little Goodwill Hunting reference we have he can go again he can go no dude Steve got to go I think you should yeah I think I think you should go for like 15 minutes you should go for another 20 yeah what's what's another one yeah what's another one deeper one what's another one deeper one what's another one is really funny yeah so go ahead man D n's the best I got to catch our Frontier flight so they're basically going to kick me out of there uh my backpack by the way my backpack's not that big but they're probably to be like is way too ████ big way to that's way too big way too big for did you check in already yeah I checked in already thank God thank God they shaking me down earlier um they sent me a picture of a knife and I was like all right right I'll check it is crazy in in one in one well
22:51 constructed sentence they're crazy why no the limo look there is only one limo she makes the money she makes the money I I don't even know how to make money I don't have a car I I don't make money I don't know how to drive I don't have a driver's license I don't know how to drive Steve just sits on a couch leaning into show is the best ties my shoes yeah yeah yeah I don't even know how to shoes velro no truly man like there is I I I told her this a billion times cuz she always um she's very um eccentric she she's is talking about why we're here right why are we on this planet right like what's the point yeah existential like she's very ex existential about stuff but she's always like that and and for me to me I'm here for her it's all
23:44 about you know anything that I can do to make her life better in any way possible I will do I will sacrifice anything I have to I will do anything I can because there I've never met a more genuinely beautiful person in inside and out in my whole life with a bigger ████ ass that's a pretty big asset I'm telling you but no but she is honestly the best person I know and it's just one of those things where you just when you find something great you just want to protect it it's like when you find like a little cool restaurant next to you like I don't want a lot of people to know about this I want to keep it for me but but I also want them to succeed really well so you like do that and I'm finessing that but no I I I can't I I feel lucky that she I'm her person and we're best friends man like she's my
24:35 best friend in the whole ████ I think that's the most important yeah you got to have fun that's the key man like you got to be able to travel the second is so easy and like we just think the same ████ about the world and stuff you got to ████ your best friend yeah and you ████ your best friend as hard as you can with as much dick as you can as much and my best friend is also too like the base she she tells me all the time like stuff that makes me go ah I didn't even see things that way but I do think that and and when you can get there with somebody I don't think it's replaceable yeah sometimes if you listen like long enough I know it's hard to listen to women but if when you're when you can listen like they finally do say something legit but it sometimes it takes like it's podcast length like they'll take three hours to do something that could probably be in one sentence
25:26 but yeah it's usually like IQ like 50 and sometimes it's like whoa where did the 70 come from it spikes it spikes yeah I think that's my IQ it's very very lot of unnecessary details but like channel 70 you got to go hard but also like I I don't know man it's one of those things where like I could be doing the dishes and she'll just come up and hug me like I could just be I could do anything and she just like gives me so much love that I don't feel like I deserve like it's just one of those things where as a man we we know that these soft Beautiful Creatures who are so ████ small and dainty and pretty looking we don't deserve that love that we get from them but for some reason biology ████ them into liking us right so that's how I feel and I cherish every second of it and you know if I could do anything with my stupid
26:16 ████ life it would just be to enrich hers like honestly that's awesome that's sweet dude true thanks boys you're the best dude oh I found out why I I married Hannah she suck dick so good ████ so good so good better than me does her British teeth hurt your dick at all well she got a small mouth so it's pretty tight
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