0:00 [Music] welcome back to another Friday episode of the careful boys where today we're doing a Freaky Friday topic again everything's Friday basic Frey saying that's really hard we don't know the schedule we don't know how to do it was that supposed to be a Halloween thing that's insane no fre I thought that was Halloween it is Freaky Friday yeah it is is that a Halloween thing it's everyall Friday what's the Freaky Friday Freaky Friday Freaky Friday is on October 31st every year that doesn't work that's what he said that's not what I said that's what Joe said that's what he's implying I thought freaky Fridays came out during October like Friday the 13th yeah I thought so too oh I see what you think it's only October though he inflated those two things he inflated October Friday the 13 look I'm just hoping this gets uploaded on Friday okay point is all right Freaky Friday or the
0:51 concept is when people switch bodies we talked about this before but we're going to have a little brown yes exactly we're going to we're going to do it again but we're going to do it in a multitude of different categories and everybody can answer okay okay yeah so we're going to do the scenario of a freak Friday if you could be and for this particular category for one day only mhm any race what would you be black oo wow athleticism at the peak positive racism I like that because I feel like Asians are the opposite oh we're like Elite mathematicians what about I actually didn't get that you know part of the genetic but I feel like dude they got the height they got the speed they got I don't think they got the swimming but they got everything else everything else and then it's really good they got
1:42 the run in they got the basketball and they got the kicking they got the they got everything and then for me I got the short I got the tired I got the small lungs small lungs I would be white I might be good at Judo but like I didn't practice so that means for one day you're going to be black and you're going to just do a bunch of Sports I saw this video of these black guys running on a treadmill while these other black guys were running on the treadmill they had bands pulling each other the opposite direction and they were still running like ████ fast oh you saw that and then they're doing one with there was one black guy in the middle doing ████ air pushup dips handstand push-ups thr like messing balls to each other yeah and then the two guys are ████ sprinting like this those four guys okay so that Sprint I could only last like 3 seconds and then I'm putting
2:32 the treadmill down to like number five so I can J baby lung but for them they're going that speed for how long probably hours just for that video 10 seconds it's just for that video Joe 10 seconds cut no no no no VI have no vision Legend has it they're still running 8 hours of deleted scenes damn my bad doad Vision you have to think about what I don't see any Asian workout video that looks like that all of the ones I see they're like this open gyms they can't open nothing this the Asian workout videos I see nothing that's true they're very slow moving I see an Asian workout video where there's a guy like this and the ████ log being hit on their nuts over and over that's impressive though I like the one where the guy's kicking his nuts that one kills me that's good or the guy that's hitting his own nuts like this yeah like that one too I mean Iron nuts I guess it's okay but they're B boying the
3:23 Asians are B boying now okay but that's Korean though no it's China be Kore China's coming up Japan I thought the Red Bull Koreans are doing the best B boing B Bo pocket they they're amazing are probably doing the best right now still oh I would be Dutch for a day why cuz then I could keep my white people rights what all my rights I could just keep them I thought that was Poland sure I'll do that too I be Chinese why why why because I know a lot of Chinese where their parents just ████ send them hell of money just to go to school driving AMG 20 years old but they're that kind of Chinese you got 24 hours or you take the money stashes somewhere for 24 hours oh just to be 24 hours yeah 24 hours yeah you don't end
4:13 up with a Chinese family like yeah I'll probably be black you're right Jo see why why why I just would want to sling it and just walk around ah slinging it that's not true I saw black guy with a baby's dick yeah he ain't black one guy he was a baby though no he was a bodybuilder oh my bad my bad my bad my be my be I was gy but it is there it is some truth I I was at the Korean sauna I was at Wiis Spa I hate Weis Spa yep I got why do you hate it let's let's Joe go first let's go first I think I know why you hate it you're homophobic and it's became it's a it's a it's become a get him it's become a gay hangout you're okay D whispa used to be a Korean
5:03 familyfriendly place there were kids families everybody chilling y it was non-threatening and then it became a mainstream gay hookup place my friend that worked security there he had he had to tell so many guys to stop ████ in the Sleep room in the bathroom five them again five stop ████ hey stop ████ everywhere I ████ I just want to relax I don't want to see a guy riding a guy in the sauna ████ that I don't want to ████ like I don't want to be in the theme room going and I smell the eucalypti and then I go and I hearti and I'm like what the ████ and a guy is just getting sucked off in the man he's relaxing too what's the prom I went I went last month I didn't see no butt okay but when I you went last month
5:54 what was the last part yeah but I'm just saying when I was when I was there um there was this BR man that sat down on the corner and his dick was so big that it it it flopped and touched the ground that's why he wants to be black for a day yep no it's want slay so you go ah you remember that one I saw another guy like a football player ████ d man and then yeah little baby Dingle and I was like that's all right so Joe seen a lot of dick we're going to just move on before we get caught up in dick I didn't get a chance to say what would you go ahead and share please n you can just move on are you sure this is your chance I'm just afraid going go back I'm going to say Saudi Arabian oh why I could be part of royal family I feel they could do whatever the ████ they want to go in 24 hours there's a helicopter you got 24 hours to do it you
6:45 could like have a helicopter pick up an elephant helicopter and then ████ drop the elephant in a ████ Olympic pool somewhere I feel like their life is their imagination so good you know what I mean like they just crash Lambo leaving in the desert they do whatever the ████ they want that's what happen to me that' be cool to just try something like for a day just do whatever the it's like playing Grand Theft autt on you want to know what it's like to dunk I do so we're going to change the category before we go back to black again all right we got different categories we're spending too much time on one category okay formed all right now we're going to freak you Friday you're going to and don't get weird with this okay we're not trying to be weird here we're not trying to make this a patreon exclusive okay you can change your age for one day M I already know what it's like to be young so I want to know what it's like to be old I don't think people who are old would say that I'll be
7:36 98 Dam what if you're like okay I picked 98 and they're like when you're 98 you're dead so you're just dead can't go back you're just dead for a day you're dead for a day you're like damn I picked the wrong ████ thing and you just going to lay there ████ dead for a day more hours just black ████ up I'm in I'm in a coffin the amount of time even matter f man like ████ I chose old I'm in a box for 24 hours and then and then Jo be in there and he be like ████ Anthony man I he's like am I black though I would be uh I would be 22 again why 22 why that sounds like a movie a year no because 22 was the the where I was like depressed and everything and then I stopped born if I was 22 again I wouldn't have stopped it I would have kept going okay
8:28 took advantage of Instagram what it is now I like the depth of where that went that went personal I like that just dead in a box 98 yeah I don't know about that one I want to be dead 22 like 22 would be the age where I like yo Steve may be dead I didn't want to be dead Steve may be dead I can't believe this game that's pretty good I like that one 22 22 I'll be the delivery is so good it's so gold man I'll go something like old 65 is so I'm alive still okay than you I just want to clear the fact that I'm still alive yeah but why do you want to go old why you want to go old just because I feel like the way that old people that are still alive and active yeah see the world and don't give a ████ in certain ways I just want to feel those rules because I already respect them but I don't fully understand them I I only project my assump true so it's like for example I remember I was recently at
9:18 Costco right and I ████ took this cart from the Costco line you or like where you get the carts I pulled that ████ out I wiped it down I took it I turned it around old Asian lady walks up puts her hand on the cart looks at me eye contact I go wow she just jacked you fool yeah you got to let it the strength was so quick it's like the the like years of conversation happened with no words yeah yeah it's true but you just have the strength you know what to just be like and then she moved on with her day and I'm like if I had 24 hours to just understand that that could be sick as ████ and also whatever thing that you think is important to you now that you could just let go of you're like actually it's not even por later on yeah I think the coolest part of it would be like you get to be that 98y old but also see how your lifestyle
10:08 choices depending on which route you take you could be like this 98 or this 98 and you come back and you go I'm going stop eating Twinkies not bad yeah I like that I like that okay I would be 22 again oh and that would be put me in around 20 uh 2008 and I'd be buying ████ Bitcoin like it's ████ going style but then you're 20 you only 24 hours and then no know I know Joe I give myself the ████ Hardware wallet it's a piece of cake no problem well I don't there's no Hardware wallets yet but I give myself the key and I spend 24 hours after I buy the Bitcoin I spend the rest of the 24 hours memorizing the 24w seed phrase no but then that's alternate reality Steve they get rich you don't when you come back you don't get it you're like pissed that you ended up in a coffin yeah but you're like Biff from back the sick way I picked the sick way
10:59 to spend you Ryan can't handle it I would want to be I would want to be my dad's exact age and just hang with him for a day wa I going to be tight so you're like Uncle you could have like 10,000 Bitcoins dude dude Ryan that's Ryan that's ████ awesome dude that's pretty dope dude Ry that's awesome sick ass like that's awesome feeling have you guys been friends or you just at the bar your mom would be jealous of this answer my dad I think he's 72 oh he's a young man cuz like you know how like you and your dad are always going to have an age Gap no matter how long so it's like it'd be cool for the first time to be on the same page you know oh wow maybe we won't be still but it'd be nice to try maybe you'll just still be like man you stupid bro you guys have a fight all day I know yeah it's just you you know what since I
11:51 can't do that I'll be sick so I could play with taica yeah I don't I don't have ████ dop that be cool see you you guys would fight for sure I've never seen tiger not fight wait wait him and his cousins are fighting all the time and literally like okay you fight again we're leaving they literally fight and then we're leaving yeah I don't want to it's my best friend like you guys are just ████ fighting the whole time what the ████ does tiger fight with Techni no damn in his brain it's so weird like I train him to do Jiu-Jitsu so it could be the wax on wax off moment right and so I thought it' be natural but in his brain I think he knows it's the edge so when him and his cousins tussle he just like goes to this even though in competition he knows those moves but I think in his brain he's like I'm not going to do jits they don't know Jiu-Jitsu yeah but it might be subconscious though right so like if something serious Happ you might like
12:42 get thrown into but it's also more fun to do this yeah it's like it's like but one day one day they will actually have anger with each other oh if they're like 12 yeah but it's like remember like even if you know how to dance if you're in a social setting with friends you dance stupid on purpose fun oh yeah that's true yeah unless the chick's hot unless the chick's hot you can't bust out the Adam bombs you know it's you're not it's like you're playing by yourself then it's like dude okay ding ding ding category change if you could be any woman in the world for one day J love you I play on my titties all day JGA JGA and I suck on my titty too I pick it up I suck on it Jen Orga no because then when you become you start becoming attracted to what they want wait what yeah so when you become you only have 24 hours gay for because everyone goes if I was Angelina
13:32 Jolie I ████ myself that's not what happens when you become her you start ████ you want a guy ████ dude you ████ Billy Bob all day so you just turn gay so we need to find we need to transform into you're like I'm Angelina Jolie and then you warp in and you're sucking brat pit really hard and you're like first of all she's not with Brad anymore second of all she's not sucking Brad 365 247 it's not like you ████ Freaky Friday into a so we need to be with the lesbian then yes m put that wait wait wait wait wait wait wait a minute is our mentality still us generous what she's like a Peter Griffin looking lesbian oh God I like the the the Peter Griffin lesbian no Jenna Ortega I want to know what her lifestyle is like why I'm just a fan of Jenna Orga what would you do as Jenna Orga how old is she 20 something oh thank God well I
14:23 just want to know what Jenna Ortega is like like Jenna Orga is like Jenna orga no but what What She Likes what's her hobby da that whoopy whoop now you get good at that Hobby and Y you wouldn't that's the romance game you would be her you would be her but you'd be you as her yeah that's for a day technically that's how Freaky Friday works you actually are like why the ████ am I this right right there was a person that that uh answered this question and um they were like I would turn into Taylor Swift I would send myself s████████ of Bitcoin and I would cancel my career and then turn back to me wait that was me why cancel the career but I said it in a different way you said that I said I'd be a Saudi Prince I'd ████ buy all this Bitcoin and I'd ████ memorize the code and I'd send it to myself no Saudi Prince Taylor Swift I'm getting confused now oh no cuz this person hates Taylor Swift oh so they can't they quit her career oh so
15:13 they bankrupt Taylor Swift they bankrupted her and then gave him all the money Taylor Swift single-handedly recovered the American economy why would they hate somebody that's an American treasur did it with Beyonce apparently if they use Monero or Zephyr protocol it could be privacy toen secret block changing into these chicks is it still like me and the chick though or do I have the chick's brain no it's you I don't think that Jennifer Love he would wake up and start sucking on her own titties so I'm assuming that it's me to just be her you have to go through her day that no you trapped in them and you have to experience what they do in that's the rule wait what what what's the rules now you're trapped in them changing it are you're trapped in their psych so have to watch no no you're waking up and you're you but you're like suddenly in their house and you're with
16:03 their body you're looking the reflection that's Freaky Friday the movie have you never seen it yeah that's true don't give in that's the prompt I wanted to go on galain Maxwell's body and squeal oh that's so good you don't know her knowledge what happened you just what if you came back and you were like guys she's innocent no or you wake up there's like 20 kids but wouldn't you feel master oh oh or go Pelosi's body and ████ play with the Heavies oh yeah you play with those big old Heavies that sh probably fall off Pelos but wouldn't you feel gay cuz you wake up a woman and then now you want to crossdress all day why is it always like that you're you though we can't help it but are you you can't help it you're you all right then I want to be cond rice why because she knows all the secrets that I don't no but you
16:55 don't know them because you're you no no but I'm going to be cond AR rise and go into the meetings and ask about aliens about military how would you do it though what would you say you got and then I'll play with my titties a little bit oh that's so cool I love that part little bit that's my favorite part what would you say to the meeting in order to get that info can you tell me that topic am I on my period or am I not on my period you are if I'm on my period and it's my first time experiencing it I'll be like oh ████ this is way crazier than getting punched in the stomach ████ wait that's how you get the in how do you get Secrets oh and then I say and then I say hello I'm cond Lisa Rice as you know um I would like to have all the secret stuff I be like I'd be like yo Bush I probably asked this before bunch of times as bunch of times forgetful ████ let know uh can we go to Area 51 I just want to
17:47 check out them aliens again yeah yeah and play with my ████ on there don't worry about it I would be uh Camala Harris what what the heck I'll crank Biden in the chin real quick and then I'll be take all take power no no no I'll just I'll just crank them and then I'll be in jail that way if anything if something happens to Biden he's out Kamala Harris is out cuz she's in jail oh M playing chess okay oh ████ good he's a take over dude really sick and then play with kamala's titties or no yeah no I would I would just go online and be like that was live on TV they're standing next to each other suddenly she just goes like this and sucks them and then she starts playing with her titties You sock him and she go you want to know to realu me what first of all why did
18:40 she punch Biden second of all why did she instantly start finger ████ and start Bing herself said the DNC what the ████ dude what is happening what happened but why I've always wanted to wear two Tom much sh kind of cool people like wao K's kind of pulling well now and then she wins the presidency and then they put a m they put a mic on you and they're like why'd you do it camalo I never been a chick before I want to come you just scream and rub yourself that's it that's it for sure you're right though people would her her people would still see that and be like she's so strong oh my God what a strong ████ woman I
19:31 believe in her she's she's freeding yeah she's wng out dude after that punch it's like did you see how she handled that racist yeah
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