0:00 inside of which hole how would you feel about that and she said I would be extremely violated and I'd be ████ pissed at you I was like oh ████ I never thought [Music] and welcome back everybody to a very very special episode of the careful boys where we are currently Ryan we're off the Record oh wow and it's a big one because nobody knows where Joe is we've just lost we don't know if you can for sitting in yeah sleeping right now he's really not here I called them let me call them on camera call them live but Joe has been giving Nick a lot of ████ for being late so Nick's not saying anything I ain't saying ████ bro dude I'm proud of you Nick because it's crazy like we all he he tries to act
0:51 like we start on time and ████ over here like all of a sudden we start at like 9 15. he also talks about this place that gets a real business yeah dude come on that's why I'm trying to make my way to top dude you have them as JoJo in your phone I mean he's not just late he's he's like unaccounted for you this is this is a good story I'll tell you why after I mean not by not a good story wow this guy's really just off the map right he's off the grid dude you're gonna have to he's off the Record so right now it is 9 27. usually we're we're getting going about now so it's about right under my phone it wasn't his real name because back in the day you guys remember me and Joe kept our ethnicities kind of like on the down low right because you guys and then also and one of the other off the Record episodes Joe talks about how one former JK staff he would bring back is the klepto oh yeah
1:43 so that guy was a sneaker rooski so at that time all of us never had that legal term actual info on our phone that was within because we didn't know if this fool was going into the bathroom and trying to unlock ████ or whatever so this is just like a 10-year habit that I've had uh that's why it's still under JoJo instead of now that he revealed his name it's not that well thank you that's very weird so he just left that I don't know what I am on Swan would have been better yeah that's a pretty unique name very how many Jitsu Cowboys do you know at what at what point when like Joe's like no response like how many hours or days goes by before you're worried how many dates can I be honest or not be honest probably three days it'll take
2:35 you three days of not being able to ████ hit up your business partner who didn't show up to JK news do you know who Joe is yeah we do okay that's why so like every other person it's like okay if if I can't reach him for two days he sends me a picture he pitched a tent in a tree he's been living in a tree for three days I'm like he's living but you don't have like before you have to like go to like missing persons that's ████ normal for him I'm just talking about you don't have like a a secondary list of like oh if Joe's not picking up for like 24 hours maybe I should text this person I have a question no because he has crazy people around him you said you said do we know who Joe is yes does Joe know who Joe is that's a really good question and the funny thing is I don't think he does I don't think so because he'll show up with this hair ████ crazy right no shirt ████ a cape what
3:25 guys okay yeah but wouldn't sit for when it's work right because you if you know he's gone on not work week you know that makes sense but it's like a work week yeah it's like it's JK news filming day when I first met Joe when we were friends hanging out pre-jk I went to his house to meet up the Glory Days something maybe the best days and what's his house to meet up and it sounded like he had a party over he opens the door and I go inside and I realize he was just talking to himself the whole time loud enough for you to hear on the outside you know what I'm saying this is pre-jk this is he didn't know he was going to be on social media people are gonna know him this is so there's no bit basically there's no bit dude I would be ████ terrified if I open the door and I just started hanging out with him and nobody was in the ████ and you thought it
4:15 was a party yeah dude I rolled up this is probably 2003 2004. I rolled up he has his inner black comedian talking to his inner Vietnamese guy what the hell and just going back and forth constantly ████ this is during the days where the monitors the back of the monitor is still this big you know what I'm talking about that's how you dated Monger he just didn't have a camera or he is he is one of the greatest actors of our of our time yeah he's Daniel Dane Lewis he's a method he sees you coming ████ through the blinds he he gets his ████ ████ going he's been playing this character for a decade like the prestige I'm telling you where Christian Bale keeps his act 24 7. maybe maybe I don't know could be that's he just by the way said he's on his way his alarm didn't go off uh so there it is the mystery salt is it safe
5:06 than your phone is Joe Mafia Joe Malia because I didn't know his ████ name no it's not even Joe Molly it's Joe and then last name Malia yeah I've said that before I didn't know his name okay he like you said they didn't say their name so I was like all right he's Joe Malia you know the time when you guys were trying to hide your ethnicities and then I moved in with Joe which was like a long time ago yeah and I got his mail that's how I found out oh I looked at his last name I was like oh you're Japanese I thought I thought you got an old yellow envelope from Japan with a little string around here and the emperor's seal it came by Arrow how did he feel when he found out you caught him slipping um I don't think he cared at that time but he only cares if it's like public but because like we live together and he knows like I'm not just gonna go around telling people hey guess what Joe is what's the context behind that why was
5:57 he why were you guys trying to someone during that time you got to think 2007 2008 yeah right where there's like uh very little Asians in in cinema and social media and stuff and uh there was actually during the time where there was more hate than love so now during like all those whatever because right now stop Asian love era yeah that during that time what's that thing that everyone goes through the ████ Gala right when they go to the gala people are like like cape yeah like Brett Brett man Rock and Phil Wick oh Unforgettable right right right right right right this ████ didn't ████ exist so it was like good contracts Koreans make it ████ ████ right like Vietnamese make it ████ ████ ████ or whatever it was like that era forgot all about those banners that's right I used to say that so often and I forgot
6:49 me and Joe were like dude this is ████ whack we should be together so we're doing all these characters and we we didn't uh reveal our ethnicity so that we can kind of be she could be Ambiguously playing all the characters yes I see okay that makes sense who like out of this group specifically if like people didn't show up to work who would you be most quickly worried about most worthy me yeah me really right Ryan and you I think you guys are super professional always early I would be worried about you I'd be worried because you're not gonna bring donuts both of you guys for sure you guys are super on top of it all the time what if I didn't show up he can work his way out he'll be fine
7:40 uh Nick don't you feel like this is appropriate time to set up some booby traps for Joe yeah what kind of booty traps we can set up we'll set it up in between a bunch of marbles he's even sleeping I thought he sleeps here he usually does but where the ████ is he ready maybe it's an anniversary I don't know oh they're having an anniversary I don't know I love that he doesn't even know his anniversary either that's the best part too he's like maybe it is man it's his birthday he's like you know how well I know Joe right so yeah what's this ████ anniversary I have no ████ idea he doesn't even know I believe that too oh man so what do you guys want to talk about another joke leave it to Nick can't have a half a second yeah let's let's ████ you know what's more normal about his anniversary but it'd probably be more normal for Joe to forget his actual anniversary got together with Hannah and go oh my God we
8:30 bonded over Lucky Charms do you know when Lucky Charms was invented that's our anniversary wow and they were selling so well it's kind of crazy you know it's really fun obviously we're just talking about this but the Discord just started up again yeah patrons and stuff like that and I sent you guys that screenshot because somebody had wrote in the Discord they're like yo so it was an ask the boys thread for the patrons and the question is yo so did Joe really eat out a hooker's ████ or is that a ████ very worried about y'all yeah yeah that's really deeply concerned for Joe and the things he does maybe just considering eating out a hooker's ████ I wish I knew what changes
9:20 depending on what the answer to that is in his life he's like come on no would any of you guys have done that no ████ I don't think so I thought that was the incorrect usage well you repeated the question what does that mean that means no I was I was flabbergasted at the thought of that I just want to see what her reaction was oh you know it must have been her first that's that's what I really wanted I'm one of those guys who's so straight that you have to pay me to eat ████ so straight that's kind of the weird thing about us always being bewildered by Joe like can't handle himself and starts eating ████ we're all like oh I would never yeah like ew a hooker why no but I mean I assume she washes the damn thing yeah you don't know sometimes you might get
10:10 hot and bothered you might even be ready to go you might see it and you just want to ████ so you're telling me if there's a bowl your favorite Bowl someone put dog ████ in it and they washed it you'd still be down to eat out of it why if it's my favorite Bowl picture oh that's true I think that's what the hotel and Joe is such a cream pie kind of guy ████ her ████ it's my favorite Bowl I have to eat my lunch stipulation I mean that's a big deal see yeah if someone took a ████ you're that's different though and your favorite boy you're not gonna get out of it if a man took a ████ in my favorite bowl or my favorite vagina dude yeah but what if the bowl what if the bowl just appeared clean but it didn't it wasn't actually washed it just had a dirt what world do you live in my friend what do you mean it appears clean what is the scenario God took a ████ at it we're gonna clean it without soap oh is this the new ████ would you rather ████ your mom
11:00 or your dad no this is no no no would you eat out of a bowl that's the newest cold question for the ████ hot scene but Joe is notorious for his cream pie infatuation so like chances are he's already with the hooker that like probably has six or seven cream pies left in there oh God left dinner huh well God you're the one envisioning ████ dog ████ in a favorite Bowl I think that's gay sick ████ in a favorite oh who does that what's his favorite bowl no I pictured seven different cream pies all backed up in there dude what if Joe has a kid we don't know about that's pretty likely because we're saying cream pies do we get demonetized for saying uh not if you say cream and then pies can you say serious cream eyes pause for demonetization pies that video clip that you took from uh
11:51 when Kazumi was here yeah why you pointing at me like on Kazumi well because she was sitting over here dude you're looking like Kazumi to me boy I didn't I didn't bleep out ████ it didn't get shadowed or anything no but like the way he explains that situation so candidly like just like you know you mean the way where he's sucking his ████ cup that's not very careful did you already know that story yeah oh okay I did know about that story as well and that and it was still disturbing to her again and he's like oh man because I was actually that's actually like tip of the iceberg what was it was more of like it was more of like ████ Gastronomy or some ████ like I think I think she's he sucked it out put it in her mouth then she put it back in his mouth and then it was like he sucked it out and put it in her mouth and she put it back in his mouth so he just he just doesn't sing the first half of the story no he said they were
12:41 kissing with it yeah no he says that but he didn't say he sucked it out and put it in her mouth he said that she kissed him and then it got back in his because he said that she put it in her mouth versus he creampied her and then took it out with his mouth and then put it back in and put it back and forth all kinds of ████ it's like a water park that lady is crazy he put it back to the source he took it from the source and he put it back in the reader that lady is crazy she blew it back in right that was his actual X oh no I think someone he was just that was a that was a fan nice that's the way I always been everything it's always a fan that one particular it was a fan plug that's a lot no I don't know I have no idea but that's how you know it Joe is a very giving guy he's down for Life yeah that is actually and knowing that he didn't want to do it but she did so that's why he still did it yeah he's a giver dude Joe's a giver I
13:32 think that's a purple heart I think I think I'm maybe not a giver now yeah you guys were in the same situation what would you do like I know a real Giver don't don't do this ████ if you want to say your Giver be careful yeah I know a guy yeah don't jump the gun I don't think I'd be down man not that I don't like that so just sucking you off why is Joe sucking me off why are you saying it like that of course you heard it like like Joe Joe's sucking you off right and then you bust in his her mouth right in her mouth her mouth and then she really really wants to romantically start kissing you surprising she's just surprised she put it on me boom right then yeah yeah yeah you know the jizz is in there she's like a ████ love you bro are you gonna push her face off if she surprised me and it's in the moment it might happen
14:22 oh you sick little ████ eater you are gay for yourself boy dude someone likes to eat coming here afterwards I'd be ████ pissed I'd be like why the ████ you just bring that ████ on me but what if she was like but how come every single time you eat my every every time you eat meat out once you come up we can make out and I'm getting my ████ juice in my mouth but it's never a question what'd you just say something Mandarin talk to a lawyer this feels like role-playing now I feel like now we're gonna be like hey you want some ████ for those steak and eggs no because I did ask her a question and so this made me go oh yeah I don't want surprises sprung on me but I asked her because one time because we our desks face opposite directions and I turn around and her neck looks so chokeable so I was like Hey like how would you feel don't judge me because these are
15:13 just raw thoughts right don't judge me but I was like let's say I come look behind you rear naked put you out and then you wake up with my dick inside of you inside of which hole or ████ okay how would you feel about that and she said I would be extreme mainly violated and I'd be ████ pissed at you I was like oh ████ I never thought oh how did we get married I was just I just didn't so aggregated aggregated assaults like not I don't even think don't kick shame at least you asked I was just yeah I just had a question I was like oh like why would you be so he's like because you just it just got sprung on me because you left her I'm like so spring in on people is not a good thing because the brain damage risk scientific your ████ neck is exposed she comes and rear naked you you pass out next time you wake up with a dick in
16:04 you yes you're not a dildo a dildo up your ass I think I would be more like this is a strange scenario first before like science hat yes see see I'm not gonna bark for a long time yeah I would be the Hat with the propeller so science would go before violated yeah when you have a dick before the that yeah he'll probably be in the shower like two days later and be like yo I think that was fun try my hits them after yo did I get railed in the ass yeah dude what the ████ I lost my virginity without my permission yeah dude that's kind of messed up and then you would never even reach anger it would just go straight to pleasure or something like pledge I never said anything about pleasure well you know you didn't even say anything about violation I said I would be validated after that three processes yeah first
16:54 I'm like whoa what's what is going on what how long is after though because you're getting railed right now oh I'm getting a rail I didn't know I thought you just you just said I woke up with it like like a butt plug like it was stuck in there oh was that your savior scenario you're just there with a penis inside her yeah I'm just in there like this you're not doing anything yeah you just you made her pass out just so you stick your dick in and not doing it I'm not thrusting I'm just waiting for her to wake up to see what's going on just to use her like a pocket yeah just to put it away yeah like a koozie you don't have these kind of conversations with Nina I don't even have these kinds of imaginations oh because your neck was looking so jokable don't judge me just my mind thinking like raw thoughts you know just going back and how long did that conversation last with you that's it we went back to
17:45 working and then did you did you I just went straight back and then you're just like do you feel safe around me [Laughter] she's like it's normal and everything is good the ████ is wrong she's looking over her shoulder every five minutes dude she's countering to nothing every now and then all I gotta say in this room can has a really exposed neck [Laughter] I thought they were the sickest thing I had ever saw even this thing where you can look over oh that thing was tight you ever had that yeah what the ████ copy people's paper but oh like a periscope yeah it's like a pair of anything from the Spy Store there used to be spy stores in those random like plazas and strip malls they don't have
18:36 them no more like kids spy stores are like spy stores I don't know oh like kid spice stores but they had they had adult ████ too like under the glass though in in Cerritos remember with luck where Lucky's is oh but then now it's a Seafood City there was a spy store in that strip mall where they would have like spray cans but then you un you unscrew it and you can store ████ underneath is that where Goldilocks used to be Yeah Yeah Yeah by microfilm you get all your microphone there I used to get all my microphone there what's microphone it's like ████ and spy movies I don't know yeah but that's when small cameras were novelty yeah yeah remember it was like you couldn't just get them anywhere small kids yeah they even had the camera built into the like yeah or like in a lipstick or a pen or something they have cameras in like uh sockets like you know like if you plug in yeah but you know how there's a little screw you can have a camera there
19:27 but it's powered yeah you get that little mirror on a stick so you could bend a bean somebody's calling you nice scammer is that JoJo scammer I'm just waiting for when Joe's gonna actually pop in he's not we should roll for that actually are we gonna booby trap him oh he says if you he says you guys filming are you guys filming he just said that he's probably he's just outside [Laughter] is he here oh
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