0:00 I just like that when when we all win and and then Nick's like he didn't win we're like what were you thinking 50 cutaways what were you thinking you idiot over he doesn't even know what he bet on I'm going to ask him for $200 and then 4 hours later I'm going be like hey man we need another $200 that's [Music] my so gentlemen it is time for the JK third annual Super Bowl bet oh yes okay I said in the group yeah that I probably should go for the 49ers cuz I'm from California yeah so it's the 49ers versus the Chiefs and the only quarterback that I ever liked as a kid was Joe Montana cuz we both say had the same name of Joe yep that's pretty sick
0:51 and also I went to San Francisco a lot because my family lived there and also I'm a big supporter of the lgbtq community nice very that was perfect so yeah so that's your and I like panning for gold okay so 49ers is my team okay who's the underdog in this though so currently the uh I believe it's the it's the Chiefs still really they're the underdog I think so H let me just looks like you got to go Chiefs was it was it was it I I just go against whatever you guys do or do I always bet the underdog you always bet against the boys because you're all right I'll bet against you guys yeah but then also were like I like the underdog and then we won that one time the first time we won the second time I won second time Joe won so to be honest though it feels really good to be the only one
1:42 winning like you know how people go like happiness is best shared with your friends I actually think that it's better when your friends are sad and then you win then you can rub it in their face that is pry o o I even like football but I won yeah you won and then I made you come drive to me to get the ticket cuz I wasn't going to drive it to you did not ride with the boys y so you had to come get it from me love that that's so pett I'm Petty I'm Petty I told you I'm Petty I prove it every ████ day I wake up I did and I cashed out the ticket myself yeah how much are we putting down for this one we're trying to do $1,000 each what for real that's hella funny how much was it last time 100 crazy bro we did 100 bucks each so what I thought we were going to chase our losses every time so every single time it gets a little bit like real gamblers like real gamblers that's real gamblers
2:33 ████ dude 10 years from now it'll for sure be $1,000 might even be like three years chase our losses that's a good tactic okay okay so no didn't we didn't we bet 125 it was like 130 bucks though why odd number like that what happened I don't remember it might it might have been the odds like you have to bet 125 to win 100 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay so right now the line is 4 so are you guys going to be 49ers and I'll be the Chiefs well we got to talk about it all right 49 49ers is right now -2 so that they're the favorite team right now okay but the Chiefs have a Kelsey and the Taylor Swift and a Taylor Swift by the way everyone's so pissed about Taylor Swift or whatever for what reason though so wild first of all there's just so much to be mad about like during when you're watching a football game like how about the ████ Burger King commercial they play every 5 seconds with the guy like Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper
3:24 nobody's mad about that everyone's mad about Taylor Swift they cuz they cut to a girl who's just what is she doing wrong she's just clapping they're just mad that they have to look at her during all the cutway it's a bunch of like you know I'm a macho dude I don't need be seeing Taylor Swift you know if I want to do that I go to her concert and ████ like that chill the ████ out she's delightful who who doesn't like Taylor Swift I'm always looking forward for the musicians the half that's what I'm looking forward to see like the halftime show that's what the world wants they have they have Usher right user that's Prett that's going to be sick that's awesome next year they're trying to get Taylor Swift by the way to to ultimately dig in yeah they actually are ████ they're in early negotiation dude if they still cut away to her clapping that'd be ████ funny during her actual show How how Wild how Wild would it be if they were no longer together and she's doing the ████
4:15 Super Bowl it's even better only if he's at the Super Bowl yeah it will yeah are you going to go to the Super Bowl it's in Vegas I'm not going to the ████ Super Bowl dude it's like four grand oh my god really Jesus Christ yeah I'm in crypto accumulation mode D I'm not ████ trying to dump a lot of crypto ████ for Walter probably will you think he'll go to the Super Bowl no only if it's at Chargers oh in La no Rams Rams yeah Rams how sick if it was Taylor and Kanye oh dude for halftime show that be so sick so yeah it really comes down to so okay so let me tell you my story right I'll be getting my ████ clock clean gambling this year right I is that good or bad bad oh it's bad okay you don't want to get your clock clean okay what does that mean you want your clock to be dirty yeah what why does the how does that eism work I have no idea yeah it was like a boxing term right when they clean your clock knocked outed it's like
5:06 yeah you're knocked out it's like ringing your Rosie like the time gets stopped because you're ████ down on the floor yeah you're seeing Stars I don't know why but yeah I've been getting killed this year getting absolutely murdered right so I got murdered first week of the playoffs I Sports bet this only in the playoffs you bet against Patriots I bet against the ████ Chiefs Chiefs oh got killed that week next week bet against the Chiefs got killed that week so here we are I think I got to bet the Chiefs or do I dble triple down just say ████ trip down triple down so because how much better would it be if you won be so nice I would love it but how painful would it be if you lost on it okay the only thing is that you know got learn your lesson also arguably like isn't isn't Mahomes kind of like a a generational player yes you know what
5:56 I mean it's like to bet on him is like kind of a but they didn't score in the second half why is he so special again cuz he's super young and he has so many rings already dude he is like a Phenom he's already tracking better than Brady cuz he's like only he's under 30 years old and he he almost has three Super Bowls already oh man and he's been to more he's been to four Super Bowls wow that's pretty insane like in the audience or like just playing and stuff just watching yeah playing he's a generational talent for sure I mean he's like he's been to two Super Bowls front stage the other two he actually played the game he was in the parking lot yeah yeah tailgate party so on the one hand if it was just like a bet I think it would be a funner bet to bet on the Chiefs just as a betting person however uh from like the sentimentality of like watching the ners like take ████
6:46 Super Bowl I feel like just growing up my dad watching also like Joe Montana and stuff like that Jer rice and all the homies in San Francisco that obviously like bleed San Francisco you know it's like it's also so funny to like kind of watch them lose though it's true you know what I mean plus Niners fans are the ████ worst they're the worst they're the worst I thought Raiders fans I thought Raiders fans are the worst cuz they'll stab you Raiders fans are hilarious I see yeah I think they're more hilarious so Niner fans are like Karen's Raider fans will shoot you yeah Niner fans are entitled as Ken yeah is Gavin Nome a Niners fan you think oh probably God damn or maybe he's a Rams fan I don't want him to be happy no me either I think the all the the most fun that we can have doing this is is just imagining whatever Joe's feeling during the game so having him be Underdog is always fun M it is fun cuz then he gets
7:37 to double gloat if he wins hey that first game was so fun cuz I was like we're going to ████ win we got it in the back and I took a nap in the middle of the game and I woke up and I was like ████ we lost so we need him to be Chiefs then right Chief I'm so sick of betting against the Chiefs dude I'm getting killed I'm going to lose my house wasn't there recent like a leak where they're saying like a uh some journalist or some news anchor like messed up and announced that they were going to win no they announced the Super Bowl like way before they knew who was playing but they were like oh yeah in a few weeks at the Super Bowl would it's Chiefs versus 49ers they like how they know that already yeah but it was like way and they knew like chiefs were going to win or something like that there was a whole thing about it cuz the logo came out and the logo had the colors for it had it has um purple and red in it and
8:28 so everyone was saying they're see it's predictive programming they're showing you it's gonna be the Ravens versus the Chiefs or you you know what I mean but or Niners Raiders versus Ravens was ners but like that didn't happen Ravens lost so I guess I mean I bet on them to win there are a lot of preparation that goes into things that they don't know who the finals are anyway how easy do you think it is to fix a game these days well if you have the refs in your pocket maybe it is easier that's what the argument is but I don't ████ know bro did you see that one tackle that time a mafia there was like a tackle that went viral recently where the dude was like he could have tackled momes but he just went for the other guy and softly nuded that yeah and they're just circling them like hey you missed the guy and they're like tell me it's not fixed if you see this clip but that's like hard that it's like when you see
9:18 like refs making bad calls in like basketball and stuff that's when you oh like that one female ref that gave a technical because the Dude passed her the ball did you see that yeah it was like really recent the guy you know like after uh they blew the whistle whatever he just like handed her the ball like this and then she called it a technical because she said it was the way he did it but the comments though are ████ hilarious he was mad at the way he did it like it felt aggressive but clearly in the video like his tone of passing a ball yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's wild yeah it's ████ it's bad ref calling yeah I don't know about that one you were mean to me when you handed it over so ████ you so what are we betting guys yeah what are we doing I say we go 49ers I say Joe goes Chiefs cuz it makes it more fun that way it's more funny for you because you don't get to do what you want and Joe doesn't get to do what he want today's video is brought to you by DraftKings
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11:03 visit ccpg dog please play responsibly on behalf of Boothill Casino and Resort in Kansas 21 plus h varies by jurisdiction void in Ontario bonus bets expire 168 hours after issuance see dk.com fo for eligibility and deposit restrictions terms and responsible gaming resources dude last year I just tricked I tricked myself cuz I was like okay it's going to be it was Eagles Chiefs and last year I had such a bad stretch of gambling at the end that I was like oh man I was like okay I was like I think the Chiefs are going to win so I'm going to bet against myself I'll go Eagles and then we lost but you know it might be like a roulette wheel where you keep betting the wrong ████ until you actually bet the right ████ you just got to stick with the color it's that whole thing of like quit before they hit a big hey emotions aside you've been watching football all year who do you think would just take it yeah no emotions all stats
11:54 don't worry about all this junk mumbo jumbo I think the Colts would take it if they're in no I don't think yeah you should bet against yourself for sure no no I I don't think that no I think I think the Chiefs dude you have to he just ████ figures it out he just ████ does some Wizardry ████ and like just wins he just ████ wins he doesn't you can take stats like from from how many times you face each other like where you're at and like you know you can pick your favorites and your odds and stuff but some people just like under the lights under the pressure do magic dude he evades pressure like nobody have ever seen before he has a pocket presence he could just he just knows when ████ are on his ass and he like steps ahead just in the nick of time he's crazy who won last year what's that who won last year the Chiefs I won yeah you won last year I could pick Chiefs again cuz I won yeah but yeah but I think they're going to win
12:45 though I think they're going to win but then I'm scared cuz I'm like and what if he doesn't that be so funny that's also funny that's also you want to do you want to breach the rules for once and and let Steve and Joe pick the cheat that makes that makes it so much more funnier though that Steve has been betting against the chief this whole time and he when he finally does flip if they lose they lose that is really funny that is funny how would you like to switch it where he's the odd one out for this Super Bowl I have to ride with the boys I'll never not ride with the boys but that's pretty funny though because you feel so strongly about it this time it would be hilarious if he went Chiefs and we went 49ers I think the funniest I think the funniest part would be that Nick isn't here to decide and he's just got to put his ████ money on whatever all of us ride with the boys and then Nick has to just be
13:35 the other guy that's pretty funny cuz all of you guys want to vote 49ers no I'm just saying all of us together Nick by himself I don't care I just want to beat whatever you guys do yeah so Joe's the odd man out okay so no matter what he doesn't want to ride with he does want R we'll put his bet on a really hard to attain like spread or something yeah like something super f play safety we'll take his $100 to put on first place safety watch she wins it and it's like a million we just don't tell them we oh ████ we delete this video yo that's hella funny so stupid do you guys know how to play all those odds uh no I'm just learning about I don't know anything about that I I just learned about it like basically in the last two years and I barely know I all I know how to do is like go in there and say how do
14:26 you bet on the team and then they just give me the ticket yeah bet like them how they seeming the national anthem or some ████ or like how many people are going to fart in the ████ bet on the time of the national anthem how long is it going to be that's what they do it's crazy it's crazy D the prop bets are like a book you get a whole book in Vegas wow yeah it's crazy we should do that one year nuts I'm down actually look at the book and go down the L cuz like it's like you can put like 20 bucks in and win like hundreds you could do that on first first um touchdown whoever predicting who whoever that's going to be that usually hits pretty hard if you get it I don't know enough so who are we who are we betting on I want to do Chiefs dude I want to do Chiefs that's what makes me want to do 49 I know oh no so that would make Joe 49ers we're going to all bet on the Chiefs Joe's going to B on 49ers at the end of the day that was his original first respond that's true that's true
15:16 that's originally in the text like has the same name as Joe Montana we can't so we're going to win more money then if if we're right okay cool barely though the spread's not like huge the Chiefs okay well cuz the 49ers are the favorite ni only one that has a chance to win real big 49 is the favorite they they have so so Nick has to he can't bet on the actual who wins he just had to bet some side bet some side bet that wins huge like the um isn't there like total total amount of points scored the over yeah the over under is 47 and A2 47 and A2 so what do we say what does that even mean so over if you could bet if do you think the points are going to be over 47 and A2 so let's say it's like 21 to 14 is the final score right then that means it's only 35 so that's under on 40 right both team scoring adds up to 47 and2 wow
16:07 so you think it's going to go above that or below 47 and a half is a lot though is it that's everyone thinks it's going to be high scoring I feel like Nick wouldn't care if we both if we put his money on something that crazy no that's that's regular that's not crazy that's a regular bet we got we got to throw him on something like how many field goals oh yeah let's do that or like how many times to cut a ter whip will be a bet I guarantee it yeah how many times cut we should do that for Nick that would be the one that would be the one that's the one how many times are they going to cut to [Music] taor yeah it could be it could be third I don't know and make it really high like the amount that they would cut so that he's constantly like in the last second he's like come on Cut tour dude how about this I tell we we text Nick and we go hey Nick we need you to pay right 100 bucks whatever then I text him 6 hours later and I'm like hey Nick we're going to need you to pay some more
16:58 as if I as if we already lost his money [Laughter] somehow yeah we gambled his money away somehow just to ████ with him cuz he's not here today yeah I don't think he'd pay it though he be like n knowing Nick he'd be like what the ████ he still do yeah he'll probably pay yeah he would he would but then like what happened to his money but he'd pay it but he'd ask he's so trusting he'd be like I don't know like the guys like they're like yeah do that they just said I had to do it again those guys supposed be ████ up somehow whatever Nick's the over under on on Taylor slift sightings but the over over got you got to go for the Hope got to go for the most dude if he wins so much money that would be ████ hilarious we don't tell them yeah split it we split it we don't tell yeah well
17:48 we all split it was our idea we're the ideas guy yeah why is gambling so fun because it just enhances everything like watching the game dude last two years after betting on the Super Bowl cuz I'm never going back your Stakes yeah I have stakes in it and then when I lost last year I was miserable the this year just been doing NBA prize picks all the time where you just like pick random players to bet the over under on because you can't do MGM sports book um in uh in California so legally we can only do things like prize picks so then now because I'm like forced to bet on like random ass ████ players from different teams I actually watch like everybody play and I'm like invested in like the most random ████ if I'm like at the game it won't just be like oh did my team score did they not it'll be like one more ████ assist come on you know what I mean you're just betting for the most random stats so like that kind of ████ just makes you so
18:39 invested in this ████ so you're like cut the Taylor cut the Taylor and you're like Nick be Nick dude plus ever since I got into fantasy same thing dude I watch everything cuz it's like there's stakes in it all right let's bet on more stuff why are we not betting on more things let's go to ████ taica basketball game and bet on that game dude I'm so down how many people are going to us no one's going to pay us if we there's no money in it that's true oh yeah that's true all right but why are all these adults at this kids screaming in the bleachers and we're not betting the line either we're betting the ████ we're taking the money line we're not do we're not doing the points we're not taking the points we're taking the money okay so just we we want them to win I I know what that means sometimes when you bet the points it's so ████ annoying cuz it's like you know it's like oh it's like the Packers game right so the the game was Packers plus 10 so you basically like
19:30 you needed them to cover that and they did so the Packers win plus plus 10 they have to get within 10 they have to get within 10 points but if they go over if they go over that then you lose oh so it's just a even win or lose that's it yep okay that's what I want but the but the payouts smaller huh it's smaller for sure y so Chiefs and then you're doing 49ers and then Nick is the Taylor Swift cutaways how much how much how much are we putting in how much do we have I I think 100 bucks each bucks yeah okay unless you guys want to get spicy go like wa W I'm not doing a th said I'm not doing a th doing a th I'm not crazy I only bet playoffs 100 bucks then by the way I've gambled more than a thousand but for some reason I'm I'm getting more reasonable these days
20:21 because you keep losing more than a th well you want to do Sports bet though you're like into it like you you you keep on bringing this up to me I know I I just dream of gambling and I wish I could do it again but all my money goes to other things like I like to I'm probably gambling but it's called Investments yeah yeah it's definitely gambling yeah just a different sport so should we just up it just because we should just constantly up it I think it's I think it's funny to up it so it's 200 this time or or like 150 does that mean next year's 300 or 200 if we're 150 this year n you got to up it by a whole denomination it's got to be 200 then if you want to up it but Bart's the kind of guy that says I have a th000 bucks to spend on gambling and if I lose it all I'm happy as ████ what if we just double it every year so 400 afterwards double
21:11 it every year holy sh 1 2 4 holy ████ oh my God you're crazy I mean it's not crazy if you want it I mean we're really also betting that JK is around that long well lasted pretty long the Cockroach of YouTube yeah we we'll be bet $32,000 on the Super Bowl oh my God we're pretty uh resilient so 200 is are we doing 200 or 100 let's do 200 ████ it let's do 200 let's do 200 that's a nice even number it hurts enough to lose it yeah it hurts a lot yeah cuz 100 just feels like a fancy dinner this 200 bucks is something really substantial we want to feel real pain I want I I want to feel angry when we lose what do we want to what do we want to feel so much paid for and then I want I want him to be able to gloat really well yeah last time I don't think I went in hard enough cuz you guys were so sad you won like 600
22:02 bucks huh I don't remember he did he did that's it was like 400 something it was 400 something so if you wins this time would be almost a th000 if we put in 200 I don't know we got it's something I'm it's the against the casino if it was against him personally that's ████ funny that would be funny Hey Joe we yeah but that means if you lose you got to pay us all just take his personal money that's way funnier if I lose you guys keep you guys have to split a 100 bucks that's Su if it's against me you might as well just buy lunch one day if you win we're only giving you 20 bucks no if I win I take all of your money if I lose you guys take you guys split 200 bucks damn let's do it 200 each and then uh $200 Taylor Swift side beds for for yeah
22:55 and then whenever the Taylor Swift side bed is and whenever you if you guys do win you're like yay and Nick's like yay we're like no not you You' been on the Taylor Swift overt no because if he wins the Taylor Swift side bets I bet you those odds are even more favorable to go the over on that well that he'll be by himself yeah but that's what's funny about so that means that means whatever it is that any of us can win Max on that game itself right that's what Nick can win anything extra is food it's I just like that when when we all win and and then Nick's like he didn't win we're like what were you thinking 50 what were you thinking you idiot over he doesn't even know what he been on I'm going to ask him for $200 and then 4 hours later I'm going be like hey man we going need another2 that's my
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