0:00 what if he was like Dad like and he planned this all out right he sits you down he's sitting down and he goes I'll tell you something and it's like and he claps right and his boyfriend jumps out of the closet does a cartwheel and they stand up start making out in front of you oh [Music] sh all welcome back everybody to another hypothetical episode of the careful boys we're going to start with subie answering this question okay what all right let's just say hypothetically all right don't get all offended because it's like real life scenario stuff but maybe you have to also like hypothetically mean just dream about it Dre yeah dream deeply I don't know if you dream it but hypothetically hypothetically your kid's gay right man why you start off like that I said hypothetically I just don't don't get
0:50 too emotional no I'm not getting emotional I'm just saying that's like too emotional can I wake up a little bit like can we can we have a natural build go straight to 10 already huh why you got to get all I'm not angry I'm not angry what's wrong with being gay nothing nothing with being just it's just the worst thing in the world if my son was gay go ahead why do you have to ask there's nothing wrong with it but if my kid was gay I'd be pissed you're the guest hey everybody clap subie we have subie here today hey sub that's why I'm asking you that's why guess that's fine hypothetically okay okay hypothetically your son what's your son's name again Elijah Elijah's gay as F God damn AF at the end okay all right I mean what you guys live in a gay neighborhood right we'll be moving out soon they call it a ghood gabh okay continue okay yeah like in your fatherly
1:42 eyes yeah and you look at him you're like look at this Gabby gab you look at him and you think he sucks so much oh no my God why the ████ hypothetically don't I'm listening he enjoys it yeah yeah it's his thing it's what makes him happy goad continue what is your ideal version of your gay son coming out to you yep like popping out of a cake with a butterfly wings and stuff well once again it's it's different right because you know when you look at your son now you you love him no matter what Dad I need to tell you something if if he has to come out what what how would I want him to come out is just him s we're sitting on the couch and he just say he's like hey Dad I got something to tell you and I'm like what's up bud here's my boyfriend and then he up come well your boyfriend can go home first yeah he can't come in his house don't ████ to the house he comes up to you and goes dad have you ever taken it in
2:34 the butt before ████ no don't talk to me like that I would have told him if you're going to say something like that that's disrespectful it has to be very respectful just just come out normally just just talk to me we're going just come out normal it's a very scary what if he's like yo you know all those sleepovers I be having we've been hooking up why you ain't going sleepover listen all I'm saying just come out to me normal but you can't do that again if if you're going to come out just just talk to me normal if you ever watch this video in the future just talk to me normal but sometimes just let's just talk let's just talk yeah what does talk to me normal hang on the shoulder saying Dad I think I I like man I'm attracted okay and that's fine if that's what you want to do and go with your route you're going to do that but don't sounds passive aggressive than when you say like that but I feel as your son I don't like that listen listen I'm going tell my son you do whatever you need to do you do you say whatever
3:24 you want to feel like whatever I don't give a ████ but just promise me you're going to continue doing boxing and Judo that's that's a good dad honestly but a lot that gay people still ████ do Sports dude it's not like they're no they don't they pick up roller blades they stop doing J no but the thing is the natural progression they go to Spas if I spent all that money in the beginning doing you know you're doing Judo and box just promise me you're going to be continuing and if you're going to be the world champion be the gay world champion Judo master or box that's fine with me I don't care about what you like why can't he just be a judo Master why is have to have the gay part before it because he's gay he he come out he came out and saying he's gay then so he's going to be the first one of the first yes would you rather have your son be a gay Judo master or a straight-wing Chong
4:16 Master that's difficult cuz wi chun's pretty gay yeah cuz one he's gay but he got a gold medal at the Olympics that's crazy i' be proud of as Fu or straight Wing Chong Master at the local uh I want my kid to be gay I'm going tell him this if if you want to go Wing Chan please be in the movie industry be a stum no he's going to work at Shan Yun subin said if he's going to win Chun he's already gay is that what he said that's what he said earlier off camera I did not say that yeah if you're going to do Wing Chan that's fine just be a stum man be be really good at it that's all I'm going to say about Wing Chan cuz Wing Chan is really really useful in uh movies [Laughter] the way you say that looking down it's really useful on set you're so funny
5:07 dude as a stunt man that's that's really useful yes what if what if he was like um Dad like and he planned this all out right he sits you down he's sitting down and he goes I'll tell you something and it's like and he claps right and his boyfriend jumps out of the closet does a cart wheel and they stand up start making out in front of you oh ████ wait it's a whole presentation carwheel out the closet stand up make out you know I'm not the only one with the sun why can't you ask Bart that same question you're like damn subie Sun's a show we just go do the scenarios with our guest what are you going to do what are you going to do bro I would have been like yo that's real strong first of all that's real strong that that coming out is strong what's going to what needs to happen is your boyfriend needs to step
5:57 outside you need to sit in that corner and and we both need to give each other some space and some time very mature huh let's give each other some time cuz that was very strong very strong yeah right you're going to be like ho ████ up what ████ who's this guy there's the guy out of my closet he's attacking your face with his mouth I say you know what let's take it easy pal take it easy the cartwheel but it wasn't executed well no he's like a gymnast you know he's really good like they're good oh they're good it was impressive yeah I'm g go to the bar I'm going to go get a couple of drinks and I'm going to think about what I just saw and then I'll come back to you on how I just felt that sounds dangerous as freak dude what the
6:47 ████ was that are you ████ kidding me no but I don't know how I would react to that but I'm pretty sure growing up I'm going show to show him some respect teach him some respect to the point where he won't do that ████ ████ yeah that that's some ████ ████ at coming out cartwheeling kissing each other I'm gay like no that's probably the worst way to that's that's disrespectful yeah I'd ████ laugh so hard that i' I'd be like I forget what the ████ was happening yeah I feel like this is so ████ what choreo and who choreographed I did Uncle Anthony did I'm well I need to talk to him now so you're saying I'm his uncle yeah you're you guys are all his uncle oh what about me I'm not his uncle but if you think about all the gay people in your life
7:38 right they never needed to come out of the closet cuz they were clearly gay since childhood like it like the people that I've known ex like you know that came out and then everyone was like surprised the parents generation were surprised but all of us were like duh we've been calling him that he was flaming since he was five yeah dude like every time it's like come come on like if we're playing over here then they want to go with the girls and play cheerleader and you're like he's gay like clearly and then later on uh you know if like he always wants to play with his sister's Barbie dolls and then not play with us or like if we're growing up it's like he's always been kind of gay and once they do finally come out you're like yeah you've been acting like brettman rock but I know somebody who was like that from the
8:28 beginning like always hanging out with the girl girl was always active fend and now I I saw him again he has a whole kid with a wife and I was just like whoa what the ████ just happened here yeah cuz he went to gay conver conversion therapy yeah it worked no it's but I feel like it's all different it all it's all different well at least for me like every person that I knew it wasn't a mystery is what I'm saying it's kind of like that's why it's like wouldn't you kind of be able to tell like if your son or daughter I had some mystery friends I mean you would definitely be able to tell if they're in a car wheel out of that's some ████ ████ that's crazy back handsprings more impressive though right I would ask why didn't you do that I've had some close friends who who came out you know and uh and it was like really surprising it it wasn't like blow your ████ mind but it was also pick your draw up off the ground type
9:19 stuff too because like they sometimes to feel comfortable in the group they sometimes like not overcompensate but they do to like try and how would they how would it sound like what would it sound like what would they say be like so no I'm Kidd um no they would really I have some close friends that for real like you would have just assumed they were straight the whole time but question did you know them when they were younger or is it later like in college and on in like college and stuff like that so like yeah I'm I'm talking about like the ones that you knew from like Elementary and on and you know real early you're like that that that guy gay sometimes you think that and you're wrong yeah sometimes people are just like a lot of kids are more fluid and doing so many different types of things whether it's feminine or there was one kid in high school in middle school this
10:09 full for talent show saying a Whitney Houston song and then he was the very first male cheerleader on the cheerleader Squad cuz he actually danced that good like he was like a ████ voger or whatever the ████ and then that's pretty good he ended up when I when After High School I checked back on some like the old friends from like middle school he ended up getting with the hottest chick from Junior High yep and I was like I could have sworn you like dudes what the ████ that's crazy but maybe maybe maybe getting with a hot girl is something that they're going through at that time because they're like battling it maybe you know and then and they flip back cuz there's also a lot of stories about people who Straight Up Get Married have kids and then and then when they finally are like either got just too far on one side of the the
11:00 pendulum swing they're like I can't do this anymore and then they have to come out which that happened even recently to to a friend of ours you know yeah like Kardashians and like Bruce Jenner or something like that that's a little different that is different you want to be a woman but that same same in the EXT extreme of like living a life a certain way and then truly being comfortable or okay with what you like want to become or want to be true true true true I don't know man it's weird I remember dating this girl and she was telling me like her ex-boyfriend had like erectile dysfunction like every time they're about to do it don't get hard whatever and then she uh found out that you know he he actually came out and he's like oh I'm gay and then so I was like oh he probably gets super hard now huh oh my
11:52 God you're like oh he just good news he just wasn't attracted to you that's all yeah like good news it wasn't you but it totally was you it was actually your fault it's not he he didn't have erectile dysfunction he just didn't like women so it makes sense and he breathed deeply every time he saw my brother oh my God is it your brother wait is your brother home oh my all right who do you who who do you want to answer this hypothetical question what the hyp who like who's next I say but yeah cuz he actually has a son he's getting older and it's his only son so you know what that means what the Quan line will be completely done that's true it's over for you guys gay the Quan Empire is well I guess it's not true not enough Quan in the world
12:42 yeah cuz you could have like a like a adopted situation or he could he could have tried with a woman and then got her pregnant that's true G conver conversion therapy this H pathetical is going far yeah that's true that's true layers to this how would you want Tao to come out to you how would I want to come out to me part cartwheel that's part of his more style out of the closet that's for sure ta style B's like I love the presentation you did to Rolling together everyone uh dad he like Dad you want to roll real quick oh my God I got to tell you something Whispers in his ear that's kind of funny I'm G hopefully it'll be like yeah it be a I just want to talk to me regular like what see like nothing crazy nothing crazy please yeah and hopefully not during some like crazy
13:32 special like he doesn't hijack a special occasion like it's like another family members getting married and he's like like we're at the ████ alar or some ████ I'm like what the ████ tell me tell me now hopefully it's like some normal he like Dad I want to bring a plus one it's my boyfriend hopefully it's not like that hopefully it's like a regular Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday yeah weekday prably yeah yeah before after school yeah and then uh uh yeah hopefully it's regular and then he and hopefully we have a comfortable enough relationship where he feels he doesn't feel like has to work up to it right he just be like hey I noticed this about myself or whatever yeah I think ta would be asexual before he's gay holy ████ why' you say that I don't
14:22 know gives you asexual Vibes yeah all toddlers do he's not toddler but but he's I I don't know yeah I don't know about that I don't even think any of us would be like our parents were were like a I feel like the way our parents you sure s disappointment I feel like the way our parents raise us definitely just helped us out regardless like you cuz it was so extremely one thing no it just extremely just survive so you can only focus on you know what I mean like you you're your life you ain't had time to think about dick no you don't have time no you didn't have time to think about that your whole time you're constantly figuring out how to survive yeah in high school bullying of
15:15 eating working how to help your parent you know what I mean you're so you're so focused on that it just it kept you ████ in a straight line the whole time well you ain't got time to be straight either yeah I don't know about that you ain't got time be St I think I think I'm lucky though cuz I think taica is straight cuz if we drive and like let's say there is like a pretty chick he'll go [Music] like and I'm like what is that and he'll like oh they always play in the movies when there's a pretty girl on the screen and then Bart's like check yes that's a tight move for him to pick up some next time he does it he's like oh she has a cute dress oh I love her hair I love hair never know you got to know when you're when you're little though I don't know you never know you really don't know I think when you're little
16:05 you're very curious there's still friends I got today that like are married and stuff that I'm like kind you sure you're not get but that's that's how I truly learned I think like sexuality sexuality is a spectrum yeah you know like that's true everybody on the Spectrum whether you like 100% One Way Or you like 98% or you 50% like I think people sexuality is a spectrum for people or comfort in terms of your sexuality what do you mean sexuality like between guy and girl or how horny you are I was just talking about this woman one of my gay friends and I was like I feel like gayness is spectrum and he's like sexuality is spectrum and then I was like oh I just realized how ignant like what you're open to to assume that it's only gayness cuz obviously there's like lesbianism there's like asexuality there's pansexuality do you go up and down on age group too is that you're talking about I'm not going to go there but people do apparently right like
16:55 that's a spectrum so or preference you can call whatever you want want but you know I just feel that like it's not so black and white I guess if I were to have a kid who was going to come out and I was able to like dictate the best version I would almost want them to make it dramatic before telling me like Mom and Dad like I got something I got to talk to you guys about later tonight and make it crazy honestly I'm really scared to tell you so you can make it yeah so I can ████ get really dramatic but try and respect the situation so much and then talk to my wife to you and just be like what you think is blah blah blah right and then when they're like I'm gay I'm like relieved that they didn't murder somebody they dropped the news and so light oh yeah yeah and I could celebrate it the pre-sale like thank God you're not working for the cartel and smuggling people across the border the guy you're
17:48 a drug yeah versus like versus what you see in the movie sometimes like people and again it's it's at the end of the day it's all about their comfort level and what they feel but you know like you see the most dramatic version of the movie where they like come in they holding hands with their partner to like I got to tell you this and it's like oh oh okay well that's that's strong that's strong for me yeah or when you even get caught like when you catches your son doing it in somewhere public you know what I mean maybe that might be even heartbreaking too so I know what you're saying you're just like like buff ████ in the car see son holding another dude's hand and they're over here doing hell and you're just like what the ████ that would suck but there's at least one pro of that there's a pro of that where I don't think I would like run up to them and just start screaming I think I would be I think I would be able to get whatever initial emotional response out right there on my own so that when I have to address it I
18:39 have to like formulate the right articulate way to like engage in this where it's just a conversation yeah I think ultimately you want to make sure that your child is comfortable talking to you about any uncomfortable situation that is what something I really want to focus on is like you're a safe place to go to yo you want to chat just because you know I couldn't never do that with my dad you know what I'm saying my dad one time I just said dude dad this sucks he said sucks what it sucks and sucks bad word and I was like oh man and my dad D you know what I mean for saying sucks bad word and slop the ████ out of me and I was like ████ man I can't even talk to you anymore but you know what I'm saying but I definitely want my kid to be definitely more comfortable just chatting just just talk talk to your pops I think I'd give a very uh
19:31 anticlimactic response cuz I think being gay is so normal you're like duh so yeah we knew it like if they make it like this big thing like oh I've been gay all my life and I'm like bro we ████ been no we're just waiting for you that's cool about time that's cool but also it's like there's so many more things that I want them like that I really care about like if they're like 25 and ████ been unemployed and then they want to come out being gay I'm like dude ████ get a job like you can't be gay until you get a job like that's not even a problem right now it's not like I don't care I can care less about this you know why mom always tell me gr up she's like if you can't clean your room you can't have a girlfriend that's what she always said it's like the same she's looking out for
20:22 the girl already dude there's already so many more important things besides like who like yeah your uality and ████ that I'm like dude like can you just at least get this ████ done or like or like man you're on the verge of diabetes can we handle that ████ first or like you know that's such a real really and I'm like I rather have make sure let's get that area covered and then if you gay all right cool man whatever but damn all righty gay unemployed loves Japan and everything Japanese or Olympic medalist and anything and just hates Japan Olympic medalist yeah I think that's Japan for yeah dude ████ yeah yeah Olympic champion in Judo but hates Japan yeah that's cool cuz I hate Japan too
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