0:00 thank you [Music] so this story in particular has driven the internet ████ bananas right crazy there was a pregnant woman who was driving um in the carpool lane and she got a fine for driving alone because the baby doesn't count as another passenger it doesn't baby does not count as a passenger why that's what the cop said that's ████ up oh cause oh she's pregnant how many months though how many months she's pretty late she's pretty I think after a certain time you gotta you gotta let it slide bro yeah yeah she was so pregnant that she was she was 34 weeks into her pregnancy can I also say something in La you drive on a freeway long enough you'll see so many ████ people in the carpool lane buy them 100 yeah
0:50 like you couldn't pull over somebody else well that's probably because they have um what do you call it the the fast pass no no I'm talking about a regular carpool not because I don't yeah I don't go when you buy the fast pass though you literally feel like you work for the FBI honestly like I have that in my car it's going every carpool lane even when the ████ Montana and ████ and they can't get you I don't know I don't know FBI fast pass it's pretty hard to get caught for that ████ that's what I mean it's like yeah it's almost like getting a ticket for jaywalking that was my little move dude if I was ever like 405 was ████ up I just got ████ it dude everybody yeah but the thing is if you get pulled over just like Oh I thought this was the fast track you know sorry you know well maybe it works for you can yeah it works for your ████ Vietnamese charm yeah you don't have a bunch of people it's already written by the time they reach the ████ window yeah that's true because cat got an old face
1:41 yeah you got a little oopsy-doopsy he's like oh oh sorry officer and he's like ah it's cool what's a carpool lane he's too innocent well because the whole point so the actual point of a carpool lane was for like not for traffic reasons right for like oh there's too many cars in the road ride sharing yeah there's a benefit for you know ride sharing so you're like not ████ producing pseudo-pollution poor commuting people because they knew that people commute to the city for work because obviously nobody lives in the city and so it's like well these people are more important because they're actually working well it was it was an incentive to get people to ride together yeah it's like less congestion less pollution but how much does it suck if you're if you're not neighbors with people like that you work with yeah yeah your ass down sucks ass dude but I also think if you're by yourself and there's
2:31 a lot of traffic and there's nothing in a car plant if you go in there aren't you kind of relieving traffic a little bit by like getting out of traffic bro open the ████ Lane up give everybody the link right you know what the problem is the biggest issue is that people don't know how to merge that's true are you sure that that's what causes you're not sure it's like an anger issue but dude think about LA and how congested it is just give everybody the ████ Lane yeah like open up open it up it's like you guys are building us another road so just give us the ████ lane or how about during covet when no one's driving ████ put another Lane into the ████ freeway yeah of course not instead of doing construction now after everyone's driving back on it that is true though that's what makes it express lane is that you're not merging and merging is the ████ it's that one snake scientific effect where like what you did here is happening miles back now exactly and that's the problem one ████ ████ breaks because he's looking at his phone not even trying to merge and then causes and then that
3:22 activity is just half being way less on the left side because how many times have you obviously this is like a cliche but every time you're stuck in traffic for like 15 minutes and then you get to the point where traffic starts opening up and there's nothing that's stopping or you go and then there's this ████ car on fire hire some shimmy all everyone was just staring the whole time if only it's usually it's usually inside just tie his shoe it yeah this guy's shoes are all inside it's crazy it's like it's like when you're it's like when you're observing the ████ stars with a telescope you're like oh that star's not there anymore we're just looking at the light from years ago yeah that's what you're doing is you're passing up what happened wave what's the worst thing you guys ever seen that like where you free was completely stopped when you're like a burning guy oh a burning person
4:12 I never see that ████ that's crazy so This Woman's 34 weeks in right 34 weeks she gets stopped by the police by for driving by herself on carpool lane on her way to pick up her son she argued with the officer that she hadn't violated any laws because uh of Texas abortion laws the fetus she was carrying was considered a human and passenger oh that's an interesting Loop that is you've got it you become your own lawyer you're like okay let's ████ find some ████ honestly but take it to court like the cop is there to just ████ give you a ticket well so that's what she did so she she oh she argued that in court I see and she basically says if a fetus is considered a life before birth why doesn't that count as a second passenger you can tell she's ████ pissed yeah yeah right she's yelling dude and after hearing her case a judge dismissed her
5:02 first ticket but in the following month of July a then pregnant same chick was issued another ticket for riding on the carpool lane by herself again she's the unluckiest chick I've ever heard about and she was pregnant again too or she's still pregnant she's still carrying it was the same lady she took care of that ████ what does she what if she's driving like an ████ she's baiting I think she's baiting to make this point in court well because they will set a precedence right so if they rule that that is not then can't they use that I assume so an abortion loss I don't know I'm all for people getting out of tickets like that yeah but also the reality of it is like she's not really using the carpooling for what it's intended so it's like you're just what is that I'm just getting a free ride what is that for stop using logic oh she's getting a free ████ dude get him back get out get out of here man you're right but also that's ████ lame dude I
5:53 think but it's true that's the reality of it I think pregnant ladies get full access to carpool lane and the handicapping and barber yeah don't they have the sign on the bus where it's like if you ████ handicap or pregnant like reserve this area bro because I've seen that in trains and ████ in Japan like the special seats yeah well if she Corner if she got in a car accident and and like a drunk driver wouldn't he be charged with like unborn unborn exactly yeah so and also too think about all the stuff pregnant chicks can't do they can't eat sushi they can't do caffeine they can't drink coffee they can't jump on trampoline can't keep their mouth shut so you're just saying just let them have the carpooling let them have the ████ who cares can't watch Law and Order in order okay especially in Texas yeah yeah they don't do they have traffic problems like that a big city yeah the big city all right so then let her ████ call All The Californians went their creative traffic
6:44 you know the hogs on the road do they have to pay for a second ticket when they go to a ████ Orchestra because they maybe can hear it they can't hear it yeah now hey that's small and the baby is benefiting intelligence Wise from hearing it's up to that it's up to the small business I don't know because kids usually eat free until they're four so like it's like maybe it's like they could listen free until they're what about if you go on if you go on an airplane and you have like a newborn do you have to pay a ticket for that newborn you should have to you don't have to pay a ticket until they're three on Spirit you definitely do that's your carry-on do they get a seat until they're three or do they just sit on the left they just sit on your lap until they're three you don't have to pay for anything got it so in that case you know I think it's if I'm Hans Zimmer I'm putting the ████ screws to pregnant chicks yeah yeah I'm like you're paying extra for sure put the screws to him
7:34 I'd rather just charge them for everything what about tickets though what about everything everything you just charge them well then if you if you're a pregnant woman and you get it you get a speeding ticket do you get charged for endangering a baby's life and then they get the baby taken away from you that's why that's why the internet's kind of going crazy about this one because because it's like you're in your immediate inclination is to have her back right yeah because we're like yeah ████ the man and ████ right and then she's like this is an unborn person and then everyone's like okay maybe not though you know what I mean so then because they're like oh ████ that ████ with like I I don't want them to ban abortion for in my area right so then it's like okay that's kind of interesting yeah that's kind of interesting right yeah and then it's like but but we're also kind of still rooting for her to get out get away with it right yeah because also if you're
8:24 like if you treat it like a second person then is it okay to drive with the baby in a lap that was born oh is that against but it's on your person so it's different well she's not gonna have to worry about it anymore because good news she gave birth to her baby now she could use that ████ now she could be in the car but she's still getting carpool getting the car pulled in by herself she gets a speeding ticket she leaves the baby at home and goes in carpooling yeah she goes check it out I got jizz in my mouth is about to happen about to have a baby see she's in my mouth that's interesting yeah I just got creampied five minutes ago so consider it a baby what's a Bart you could get pregnant if you got juice in your mouth [Laughter] oh okay she finger bangs herself a little bit with after after finger ████ her mouth oh okay that makes
9:15 sense thank you we got things figured out that's how babies are made we're practically athletes we had a lawyer on our show so that was kind of crazy
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