0:00 That's what I was asking him. I was asking Flirtmaster. >> I flirt with guys. We know you flirt with guys. That's how the kinjas happened. >> That's how the girls happened, too. >> Dude, 2026, man. >> But then what happens when there's too many kinjas? I'm gay, you guys. I'm just gay. All right? Shut the ████ up, dude. This guy. That's probably the most attractive quality. >> You see how he flirts with guys? Cuz he can't stop flirting. Based on your guys' experience, right? And be honest, especially you. You don't have to. You. Yeah, you piece of ████ Oh my goodness. >> I don't know what you they're talking about. >> When you finally are in a relationship again, do you believe that more women gravitate to you? Yep. But why you tell me not to answer that cuz it's true? I know, but I want to hear from the guy that probably lives this life all the time. First of all, I am not a I am not a player. Like is that
0:52 just a myth or does it really happen? You're so dumb. Okay. First of all, you got to think about what he's asking. When you're in a relationship again, that means you were in a relationship, you're no longer in a relationship, and then you get in a relationship again. >> Yeah. That's very pivotal because everybody knows or every every guy knows or should know is that when you get out of relationship, it's it's you time and you hit the gym and you start looking real good. And that's how you get back into another relationship, but that's when you're at your peak. You're you're you're like suavemente, you're smelling good, your hygiene's high, your gym habits are good cuz you're you're literally at the peacocking phase which got you into a relationship. It's going to be a lot easier in terms of the dynamic of experience of what you were then versus when you were getting out of
1:42 relationship. You were probably fat, looking like ████ stressed out, bags under your eyes, losing sleep, getting into arguments all the time. Damn. Well, This happy fat. This happy relationship. >> See, this was married and ████ happy with his wife. Look at that. Happily married. So then that has that ever happened you where like you were like, "Why now, God?" You know You know what I mean? You know what I'm talking about? Why you got to throw ████ at me when I'm That's never You've never been in that situation where you're like, "Why you telling me this now?" >> tested. I've been tested. >> "Why you telling me this now, Tisha?" Stop it, fool. Why you What You don't Those aren't real names. >> They're real names, I think. You know that You know what? Tisha. Dude, come on. >> Not Tisha, dude. But that's ever hap Has it ever happened to you where you were like the timing was like pissing you off? I don't think it's TV dramatic. It's not so explicit. I think it's like finding
2:32 out from a friend later that that person was feeling you. So, you don't feel like the gravitation is any more or less whether you're in a relationship or not. >> I think it has to do with like where you're at. Like That's I'm not getting the right answers out of >> He's talking about high vibrations, dude. That's what he's talking about. That's men peacock. There's a time when you're like you put yourself to market versus when you know that you're off market. >> trying to say is that there's a phenomenon that happens that many men claim I've I've only heard this only by legends. >> [laughter] >> That when a guy gets a new girlfriend, that makes girls feel some type of way. They go, "Oh." Eligibility of some sort? >> Somebody wants him. Therefore, it makes him a little bit more. >> Yes, but I think when you announce that you're free, that is actually way more girls. What do
3:24 you mean? So, like Judges goes, "I'm free." I'm I'm single, ready to mingle. No, like I also think that a lot of women have good girl code. Meaning like if they know you're they're in a relationship, like like it's only the ████ crazy ones that come after you when they know you you're with someone. Like most women don't do that. Most women they have good morals and then they're like, "Oh, he's single. That means I could mingle." And then that's when all the DMs happen. That's when all the I don't get any nudes anymore. Unsolicited nudes. But when >> You should get unsolicited nudes? Yeah, that was really fun. Wow. What about some unwanted unsolicited
4:14 nudes? That sounds more fun, I think. >> those, too. But I'm grateful. >> But what did it look like? A grandma in lingerie? Yeah. Yeah, well she wasn't a grandma, but like You ever get those guys that want you to insult their dick? Cuz I could send you one right now. >> [laughter] >> I got one locked and loaded. But I I'm lucky I never really had guys. I never really had guys. You just had that one guy who wanted you to live with him. Wait. To dismiss completely? Yeah, and then when I announce cuz I I I I was when I announce [laughter] When I when I announce like "Hey, I'm in a relationship." I think I've been in public in the public does not counting Hannah public relationship >> Oh, it's cuz yeah, he has public breakups. That's That's different. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, that's different. I had two public relationships and then in
5:05 between those relationships I felt like when people knew that I was free >> [laughter] >> That was much better than when they knew I was in. I think when I was in most people are good people. They're going to watch you and hope that you guys win in that relationship, right? But then when they know that you're free, they also go, "Here's my chance. Take some titties." I think it's more I think it's more about >> Happens that quick, huh? It's not really I think you're a little bit of an anomaly still. Anthony snaps. Anthony snaps, that means he agrees. >> Because you know the thing where like you know the thing where it's not that any of these women know whether or not you're taken. It's that there's just a higher frequency of them materializing. Like you're out somewhere and she doesn't know your background. She doesn't know if you're single or married, but she starts talking to you and then you're like, "What the ████
5:56 Why didn't this happen when I was single?" You know, like ████ like Yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, it's the other way around actually. It's not that they all want you. It's like when you are starting to shop for a car and then suddenly you see it everywhere on the road. >> Slug bug. Yes, actually yes. And then you punch the girl in the face. >> [laughter] >> But you know what I mean? You just see it everywhere. So so I think it's when you when you get in a relationship, you mentally tell yourself you're not available. Therefore, every interaction suddenly feels like a missed opportunity. >> Oh, that's a great way of looking at it. So it's It's like you're filing these women under like, "Ah, man, see if I was single, I could have gotten with her." But she's She's not even trying to get with you. Okay. She She was looking for the restroom. Yeah, and you're like, "Why God? >> [laughter] >> Why be so cruel?" I got Kamaka's friend
6:46 was hitting on me and I was like, "Yeah, you know how your friend kind of gay?" He was flirting. He goes, "He wasn't flirting with you." And I was like, "Well, I took it as that." See, but hey, but that's the other thing though that I It's funny you bring that up. >> He's He's not even gay. >> That's hilarious. And I was like, "Hey, you know your gay friend that was like so like trying to get with me?" >> What was he doing to sound like he was hitting on you? He was kissing on his earlobe. >> He invited me to go eat and he was giggling and then like No, I think there was probably an inside joke happening that I misread, but one of his friends were like, "Hey, easy tiger" to him. And then I took it as like he's telling his friend, "Easy, stop ████ hitting on my buddy so hard." >> What if his name's tiger? Well, like you know that He didn't say tiger, but he That was the That was the sentiment. But you know what I mean? >> He didn't even say tiger? That was the feeling that you got? >> [laughter] >> I had a tiger. >> You sensed an easy tiger?
7:36 He was like, "Hey, chill, bro." Dude, easy tiger. >> [laughter] >> It turned everyone's around me turning gay. No, and when I asked them, he was like, "He ain't gay." He's not gay. Not only is he not hitting on you, he's not even gay. I was like, "I thought he was hitting on me and he wanted to go to dinner." And I was like, "Oh, s███." The reason I thought that like that's a I think yours is the best explanation, but the old explanation I had in my head was that when you're when you're with a partner, you're just more relaxed and you just come off more attractive to certain women because you're not thirsty. I think it's that, too. Or the other thing is I think I know a lot of my guy friends they're really good at being like, "Dude, that chick totally liked me." But then sometimes it's like, "That chick was just being nice." >> [laughter] >> That's another phenomenon.
8:27 A phenomenon. Where guys are It happens everywhere. No, but then but guys do that all the time. I do that all the time because I want to see my friend do some action. >> [laughter] >> So, I'm like, "Hey, dog, she's skinny, man." Cuz I wanted I wanted to see him do something dumb. >> [laughter] >> So, that time you said that to me when we got coffee with No, those are real. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cuz I got that guy's number. And I really think that I never heard what how you said it. I think that's more true. I think it's more true that as a ████ adult male you're willing to classify every interaction from a woman as like, "She was into me, man." Like Yeah, missed opportunity something. Like like you're still in the game or something because you suddenly are no longer available. flirty guy, though, dude. This guy's a flirt. That's what I was asking. I was asking flirt master. First of all, I I flirt with guys. That That means the way I interact, that's just
9:17 who I am. Or or I'm always under cover. you were going to say that. I I bro, I know you're We know you flirt with guys. That's how the kinjas happen. That's how the girls happen, too. 2026, man. But then what happens when there's too many kinjas? I'm gay, you guys. I'm just gay, all Shut the ████ up, dude. This guy. That's probably the most attractive quality. You see how he flirts with guys? He can't stop flirting. That's That's tattooed on, so I can't take it off ever. I'mma do that, too. Cuz I just keep forgetting my ring. That's why I keep getting hit on. >> And would you get mad if we just get Kinjas tats? No, I would I would immediately text Mike and be like, "Bro." >> [laughter] >> Where should we get it? Where should we get the Kinjas tat? >> It's not even here where everybody gets the Kinjas tat. It's like here. We choose We choose a spot. >> He puts it on his toe. I'll do it behind my ear. So That's hardcore, dude. You
10:07 know what I mean? Is it the What if we did it the wrong finger? So for you, when you're like out and about, right? Let's say you're at like a Starbucks, and then the the server is like, "What's your name?" And then you're like, "Anthony." And she's like, "Oh, um what's your number?" You don't think you just think that's you in your mind making that a hit on me moment? Is that where your mind goes first? Starbucks is asking for my number. Yeah, like she's flirting with you. Oh, like like explicitly I I'm reading the cute Yeah, but but does your mind go to doubt first where you're like, "I better not think she's hitting on me. She's probably just She just wants my digital rewards." Is that where you Or do you like read into them fairly? Um I don't I don't think either of those. I think it's more so that even if I go like, "Oh, was she hitting me?" Or I go like, "No, she's not hitting on me." I
10:57 immediately go, "If I give that a second thought, I'm weird." >> [laughter] >> Okay. So it's like I could file that as like, "Was she hitting on me?" And thinking about that further does absolutely zero outside of make me losers. And how far do you let a conversation go? Let's say someone's just talking to you. They don't know anything about you. How far do you let the conversation go past the point when you already know they're hitting on you? How do you go like, "Hey, I have a ████ wife." Like, how do you >> [laughter] >> Where does that like interject? How do you like bring that up? And it's like a good conversation. It started out normal. It just kept going. And it's starting to like she might, you know, want to keep in touch type of ████ I don't know if I've ever where it's just conversation. >> you just started talking randomly about I don't know, ████ a car accident happened. You're both on the sidewalk. She's like, "Get a load of that s███."
11:48 And then you just start talking. >> [laughter] >> I think I'm pretty decent with organic chemistry in terms of a conversation, whether it's a dude or a chick. I think it's like if it's if it's a good conversation and I actually have time to kill, then whatever. >> But then what if at the end of that they're like, "Hey, I'm about to head out. Like I know we're going different ways and everything. How do we keep in contact?" I I think Instagram's easy. Instagram? That's not already a breach? You don't think that's that's not already like a trouble? >> I feel like you do that every day in like the networking circle of social influencers stuff at work that >> But she's clearly like trying to hit. He's like, "Yeah, get her Instagram." Yeah, she's like, "I want you to crash into me the way that Volvo did to that Solara." In my caboose. >> [laughter] >> No survivors. >> And it's clear there's chemistry. Do Do Do I Do I like her or does she just like
12:38 me? You're not even thinking of it until like you you You didn't think you had a chance. And then you're like You don't even care cuz you're married. You don't give a ████ And then you start to read like, "Oh, ████ She thinks I'm like into this." Uh yeah, I think Instagram's fine. Cuz if I don't give a ████ then it's just like what it's Instagram's more like I'll get another follower. I don't have to ever respond. >> Oh. And then she goes, your next DM, "You didn't tell me you were married, you asshole." Yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't You didn't You didn't tell me you knew Jackson Wang, ████ She sends you nudes. Will end your whole life. >> [laughter] >> She extorts you. >> I'm going to be like, "Show me the proof." You flirted with me at the scene of the crime. You said you want to ram me like that Volvo. >> [laughter] >> That's what happened, right? You don't think that's still like a risk that like even leaving the conduit open? You're a dangerous boy, dude. You're danger man. You know what's more dangerous? Honestly, especially being
13:29 like quote and quote like in the public. I thought [laughter] you'd say quote and quote hot. Bro, you're ridiculous, dog. Hold on. If a girl asked for your number, you'd be like, "Hey, here's my Instagram." You're crazy, dog. >> [laughter] >> What are you, crazy? No, no, no, because here's the thing. >> punch that chick in the face. >> that like keeps it at that like one degree of separation level. Just a social following. But here's the thing. Or what if you were just like, "Sorry, dude. I'll see you later." And what would happen if you did that? >> [laughter] >> Yep. That's my move. Duh, that's like the actual answer. >> I get nervous. I go I go, "Oh, ████ Sorry, dude. Sorry, bro. I'll see you I got to go." That's what I would do. I would literally do that. What? I hear my wife calling. Oh, no. I think I could leave it at Instagram. Because to me, it's also like if I if I end up going like, "Oh, I'm sorry. Like I have I have a wife or something like that." And and then she, whether it was
14:20 that or not, suddenly decides to be whack and psycho on me and take it as like a whoa. You can't beat up a girl, though. Don't be scared. Beat up. What, she go psycho on him? No, no, no, not like physical. No, I mean just like on the on being like, "Wait, like and then taking it as some sort of like weird coming on thing and then flipping the script somehow gaslighting me into some weird ████ It's just too dangerous out there, you know? >> But isn't it dangerous if she actually follows you on Instagram now and she could ████ That's scary, bro. That's why you go "What was that? Oh, my wife is calling me. Hello? Yeah, I'll be home. Bye-bye." Hey, women are pretty good, though. They'll find your Instagram whether you give it to them or not. >> Yep. That's why you kick her the ████ and run. You just got to be like >> [laughter] >> Yeah, the EMTs are already there. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
15:10 >> [screaming] >> I GOT ANOTHER ONE FOR [laughter] YOU. CAN I HAVE YOUR INSTAGRAM? SHE GOES, "WHAT?" And then you kick her. >> [laughter] >> You go, "Hey, EMT. I GOT A KICKED P████." She's like, "What are YOU TALKING ABOUT?" I DON'T KNOW WHO DID IT. SOMEONE KICKED HER RIGHT IN THE COOTER. >> [laughter] >> I got a kicked one. Some monster just came up and kicked her in the cooter. Some [laughter] monster. Some kid some kicking MACHINE CAME UP. GOT HER RIGHT IN THE VAGINA. >> HIT MOLLY came out of nowhere kicked her [laughter] right in the right in THE COOTER. A GEO dude came out of nowhere and just socked HER UP. >> HIT HER WITH A ROCK SMASH and kept her moving. >> [laughter]
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