0:00 this ████ had a blow job in here before it came it smells like common ████ ass wow he's a very trained nurse and he went to get Seafood but there was only two guys that came out of this car [Music] now we got we got a little bit of a dumb ass in our hands here okay accidental though it's one of us yeah it's one of us now I want to give this guy a little credit because anybody can make an accident but this just happened to be a very costly one as a valet worker oh no oh no the LA worker and he happens to get in the car very expensive I think they parked with the car in the ocean yeah they're at no boo and ████ that's like for like six miles he's old no whoa I'm
0:51 talking I'm talking very expensive I'm talking like one of three why would that guy even validate I won't even touch a car if I like that dude oh three you better have the supervisor dude leave that car at home you ████ ████ don't valet those ████ I know that's why I always do public talks dude you're asking for it it's also cheap oh that thing looks crazy Ferrari oh my gosh it's a Batmobile we got badass girl bro damn which Ferrari is one of three the ████ La Ferrari this car it's that exact car this car right here and then is is a valley inside it oh oh so Valley's inside of right now no no no no hold the e-brake please just just get out of there
1:41 all right we're gonna fast forward a little bit no no no no no no no no no like look how sick this is man no no no no no no no check it out why is it still on wait why is it rolling oh oh my oh you're ████ stupid oh my god oh it wasn't that bad it's not that bad but it's costly right now but the but the reputational damage on that car is gonna they got insurance they got insurance there's another angle oh my what was that another angle almost hit this guy too because now now collectors are not gonna pay a premium for that whoa you can't you can't say not that bad for a car like that yeah with that you you're in I was I just was expecting it to be excusing him but in his defense that car probably doesn't operate anyway
2:32 like nothing no no no no no no no it's hard if I gotta stick your dick in the thing and then what was it's more like the valley the valley found himself an originally marketed price at one million pounds Ferrari uh due to him not knowing how to park it no it's look I've had one job in my life when I was younger as valet parking cars at Gladstones all that seafood restaurant it's a nice restaurant and that was broke and I had no it I had no other skills I'm a child actor ████ Valet Park cars so ain't no joke Porsche is the ████ key so every car is a different ████ animal but don't they teach you on this oh don't do that ████ nothing bro there's no training after I Valley Park
3:24 I was a bunch of ████ bring out the training Ferrari hey Lou yeah you know you're you're ████ driving people's cars around you're like ████ that I would never valet park no way any nice car any I mean I don't like care too much about cars anymore like you have them and then just if you put that much value in something like a collector's piece don't ████ valet that ████ yeah you got kids handling your ████ that are ████ high or ████ up or bullshitting you're asking for it right you're asking the weird thing too is that at least for some places if a car is really that valuable they tell you okay they have a 100 and you park it and you park it that's just for those people because the other thing with the Ferraris and I don't know because I just play some video games this it's paddle shifting yeah that's weird what the ████ is going on if you don't what what the ████ am I
4:14 paddle shifting this ████ so he had it on first gear yeah it was probably still in some sort of gear that obviously or like it got into gear but he got out of it so it was like stopped and he got out and then when the door closed it got in the first gear moving forward we don't ████ know this thing because those race car looking ones if you ever seen their steering wheels it looks crazy there's like 50 buttons on it like I don't know unless the paddle shifter is on a spot that he tried to use for balance when he was getting in and it clicked up oh but it looked like it really looked like it just started rolling again and then he tried to come in to like put the brakes on it but he couldn't put that's what I mean maybe before he got in he put his hand on the wrong thing either way the the unfortunate event put the cranial control took place in Monaco's lavish Monte Carlo meters away from the world famous Casino Square the royal blue
5:04 LaFerrari crashed after the valley made the mistake of leaving the car in gear after parking beside the pavement as he waited for the owner of the hyper car so he's bringing it back around for the owner oh so the valley guy did mess it up yeah so the car originally remained stationary but began to move forward once the car door was closed unfortunately the car crashed into a pair of mopeds after the valley door closed narrowly avoiding one of the Riders desperate valet tried to stop the car by opening the door and getting back into the car but his attempt was unsuccessful a video the incident uploaded to uh YouTube shows the owner running over and he's like are you ████ stupid what the ████ are you doing god dude valet who appears to be ashamed as he hangs his head is not heard to say anything when he exits the damaged car poor guy when the valley came out of the car though he looked like a mess like he looked like a drunk man at a bar bar
5:55 mitzvah or some ████ it's stressful driving someone's nice car it's stressful yeah what especially some nice ass car like that you've never seen before there's a saying that like a ████ used Camry is worth more than like a crashed Bugatti really yeah because like like they're like for instance there's a camera number one car for like 10 years well there's a Bugatti that some some guy tried to collect some insurance on it and fraud it and he drove it straight into a lake and like the value of that think about it it's like anyone who can afford what the depreciated value is wouldn't want it because they could buy something better but anyone who would want it still couldn't afford it even at its like lowest possible value so it's a stupid purchase what is a person in that bracket gonna do with the broken you got that car man you can't you Gotta Be You Gotta Be gangster like even the guy crashed your car you gotta be like it's all good ████ happens yeah I'm gonna throw it in the gutter and go
6:45 get another like you know I'm saying you kept me out there tripping you out there flexing dog if you out there with the super flex and someone ████ your ████ up you gotta be cool enough to be like to the young kid or whatever this guy makes 10.95 don't trip [Music] it's not one of three but it's considered one of the Holy Trinity of supercars alongside the McLaren P1 or the Porsche 918 spider dude but leave it at home he's like dude I wanted a red one anyway so do the limited production prior to its release the car which has been which was sold as new for anywhere from one to 1.2 million pounds back in 2013 is now expected to be worth between
7:37 three to five million pounds set it himself ████ goes up that's why I'd be buying them and the LaFerrari is one of three cars considered to be groundbreaking because the car boasts Hybrid Power which was uh achieved unseen levels of performance wow on a one out on a one one millionth scale of this when I had my DeLorean I I validated at the Grove and so like because the delorean's so old that even the key is valuable if you have the original keys wow there's two keys one for the ignition one for the uh compartment behind your seat they look totally different the a valley guy tried to start my car with the wrong key Jam ████ it in there and he was forcing it and then broke it off inside oh no and there's nothing you can do you can never get that that same exact key again
8:27 those keys on the same thing I know so then I like I complained and then they literally it was just shrug of the year they were just like what well we can't do anything you know so they don't pay for anything no they throw you through this they have an insurance there's an insurance of like they'll make you sign this thing it's called The Armenian ████ puzzle God damn medium puzzle The Armenian Merry-Go-Round yeah I was at the Grove oh okay never mind the half Korean half Armenian because the ballet dudes are either Korean or Armenian in an occasional Mainland Chinese that's true and I was battling also so something a Filipino Trail actor yeah yeah I would not ████ ever jump into if I was a valet I'd rather get fired than jump
9:18 into a car I can't handle yeah because even if you scuff that with your key and you you barely just scratch it like you keep which is which is kind of a strange thing because most most companies that handle expensive cars always try to find a way to make you do it if you guys notice like even if you call a tow truck and you're driving something really nice they'll be like all right I'm back to truck over here and then you because they don't wanna they don't want to be yeah any way that they can not have the liability what was crazy when I was when I was valet parking cars is and I mean it's just because after me but it's like if you sit in someone else's life for just that moment and you feel like one day no no no no no no no well for rides one thing but most of the time you know you got glass tones before it got really nice it was just all kinds of different people it's like a mini you smell what they smell like yeah you smell their family you you sitting in what they're sitting in and you're just like driving
10:08 like okay this person some people you seem like this it's not a bad life some people are like man ████ this life I have to get the ████ out of this car as fast as I smell like ████ in here some people like I was like ████ you want to be on a rich man's hairy back yeah but it's so strange it's like sit in their life for like you know a minute however long it takes to park the car this ████ had a blow job in here before it came it smells like common ████ ass wow he has a very trained node and he went to get Seafood but there was only two guys that came out of this car one of them was my father what he gets that you got weird fantasies [Music]
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