0:00 got to try to pee it off sometimes you don't and then sometimes you walk away and you go I just got to get better next time I got to get better next time but the real game is leaving the seat down and still being able to hit all the Poo so have you guys ever heard of the Osborne Tire Reef no what is that I know ████ Osborne from Spider-Man oh let's talk about that so the OD that funny ni it just caught off guard and I would love talk about Harry Osborne dude that's his name right talking about har we're talking about Harry Osborne for the next p talk about the green go bunch of tires underwater and then it created a natural Reef yeah a natural Reef which is way cooler than Spider-Man talk by the way you tell me you tell me if it's natur might be how's this got a glider oh it does it look ████ you ████ killed
0:50 Aunt May spoiler alert what why is there so many tires that's crazy did the Michelin Man get like did he get what did he eat all those what happened to the Michelin Man did he go out there to eat all that and he ████ it out oh that's what that could be he eats tires right that's to eat it all and ████ it out the Michelin Man he eats all the tires he's also made out of tires too right he's made out of tires yeah sense he would ████ them out um so in the 1970s and 80s Spider-Man would have been this was a an idea that some environmentalists had to litter to mimic the benefits of coral reefs using old tires in places that didn't have coal Reef no ████ way is that a real thing yeah a real thing so they're littering tires um that's so stupid that's they did this this local nonprofit they they
1:40 created the Osborne Reef by dropping more than 2 million tires into Florida's Coastal water a nonprofit did this nonprofit did this they're ████ thought did they really think it was going to it because Coral grows on rubber it was to be a fish habitat like replacing to mimic Coral mimic Coral like fish habitats right yeah so they can go like inside and around and like doesn't stuff grow off of coral that like Coral alive and they eat the stuff on the coral why the ████ would that work cuz they're stupid back then wait are they stupid back then or are they smart now cuzz the argument is that a lot of the ideas that these guys have end up not panning out and becoming gigantic waste factories like ████ the the what do you call them um the wind farms dude this is the biggest scam of all time yeah this one you know the uh did that work to million the ████ no
2:32 there's so much toxic ████ that comes out of tires if that happened in the 70s and that picture is now there's no fish or anything around no no ████ way don't they recycle tires this project was also approved by the US Army by the US Army Corps of Engineers and The Dumping operation was supervised by US Navy mine sweeper also good gear which provided a lot of the tires they even christened the reef like they were doing such a great thing by dropping a goldplated tire into the ocean from a Goodyear blimp this is like a whole thing wow sounds like 7s Bud right that's kind of that's kind of tight though like we're going to drop a gold tire from the blimp of course so all these tires right they were held together only with nlon rope and steel clips and they started coming loose of course which means the reef started just blowing around with the current and so the tires didn't stay in that one location they ended up getting scattered all over the waters in Florida wow so
3:23 now they're trying to figure out how to get the tires out and they're trying to kill our ████ straws and they doing ████ like that bro I got to drink BR back straw I even drink to a ████ straw because of this ████ because of throwing tires in the ocean a turtle with a tire in its nose and then guaranteed everybody's going to come save Tire around his neck yeah dude I recently saw this like re uh recycling project where they try to get old tires and then they grounded it up and then they're making like AstroTurf and ████ right and then they found out that all these ████ kids are getting sick because all the tires have all these ████ up chemicals and ████ and and then so like the kids are playing on the playground sounds like the getting ████ sick AstroTurf is all ████ it up and it's like dude like yeah I don't know if this is good guys yeah man there's a lot how about figuring out a
4:13 great way to dispose of it instead of repurposing toxic ████ so there's still over 500,000 tires left sitting at the bottom of the ocean they're not deing quickly stupid is it because they lost 1.5 million to the ████ well no great scatter in that in that area like in that area at the bottom of the ocean there's 500,000 tires still left there's they estimated that there were 650,000 tires remaining in 2016 and then there were still over 500,000 in 2022 you know what this reminds me of it reminds me of a stupid ass environmentalists that are like there's like a subset of them that are very hardcore militant but also really dumb and they don't like science right so in C you know how we were having a ████ ton of those Force fires
5:03 the reason why also and why it's so intense is because environmentalists don't let you uh cut the trees and they don't let you do controlled fires so like in nature you're supposed to have forest fires for like the whole Force to regenerate like it has to burn down it has to like this the cycle replenish otherwise it BEC a Tinder Box too yeah and the fire department would do controlled fires or they would just you know you got to cut some trees down so it minimizes the risk but then because you can't do that they just grow ████ wild and then out of control and then it just takes one little spark even Gavin new admitted that that's why they had a problem with forest fires recently is cuz they stopped doing the pruning stupid it it seems like such a naive like situation when you like this example when you see that they clearly
5:54 needed somewhere to dump this ████ but and then magically they came up with an environmental initiative to do it how do you not see the handshake how how do you not see the ████ how about how about huge corporations who who say we're going to buy carbon credits what the ████ is a carbon credit by the carbon credit carbon credit things is such a scam they basically say hey so um we're going to like be dumping and doing a bunch of ████ horrible things for the environment but we bought like a bunch of carbon credits so they're going to like plant trees over there that's what a car oh good so funny and it's made billions of dollars oh totally and it makes and all these companies same thing Ryan's talking about they get to pollute as much as they want and then they get to write flowery ████ op-eds about themselves and put them all over
6:44 Wall Street Journal and ████ even this narrative if you're just like blind coming into this and reading that most people will probably think wow those Engineers were stupid but it's like those poor Engineers are the ones taking the blame for the corporate decision just the same way the corporations are like hey all of Y fight amongst yourselves about who's polluting more will'll just be over the ████ all the way over here it's like dude the more that you fight with another just regular Joe about it yep that's you're doing exactly what they Jo's like yep yeah don't fight with me I'm weaponizing they're weaponizing people that care about the environment yes yeah and then the more dumb they are the more they work for them well and dude the corporate money the more corporate money that goes in Cycles into these environmental causes the more corrupt they are I mean every ████ hey but they're doing the real work though dude they're ████ out there stopping cars
7:34 on the road they're ████ throwing tomato soup on paint I like the tomato soup on painting yeah that's probably the best one or the glue the glue trees yeah yeah they're they're doing the ████ boots on the ground stuff gluing their butts to the tarmac it's just like once you see people arguing at all about this with each other isn't that the first sign of like wait why is that even an element about this like corporate succcess dude that's the are massive corporations like why are regular people fighting about where what bin they put their compost in dude I was I was making fun of Nikki's Aunt during Christmas time cuz she like caught me not putting a can in the recycling bin and and she was like oh my God Steve you can't you got to put it in C I'm like I'm like let me ask you this ant M do you think they trust you like do you think that they don't check and have sorting facilities
8:25 for this like you oh you think they trust you you think they they believe that you're put everything accurately in these ████ things like of course they don't like they have to do that that's why it's it's like a whole process that they have to sort all this ████ out have you ever actually seen the videos when when they're at the recycling plant and they'll be like oh yeah you see this bottle of like Crystal guys or whatever with like a they're like we can't recycle this and they're like wait what why like cuz it's got a paper label this is a plastic machine it's like ████ like that they'll be like oh you see that it's got this cap this a different kind of alloy we can't mix these together we can't recycle it like there's so many other reasons why certain products can't be recycled and then it just gets like tossed the side or sold or shipped to another recycling place and just rotates around it's so expensive dude in Japan every ████ trash can is like eight trash cans with every ████ Direction
9:16 on where you got to go so you got to like dismantle a rifle every single time you got something but it's like wait that least probably effective yeah if the whole country subscribes to something and it's like that's just the norm then it's got to be ████ helpful you like American would see those eight things and just go ah ████ it just throw it on the ground that's what I do American yeah I'll use it if it's labeled I don't care I'm recycle if it's labeled for sure but at at at my aunt's house it wasn't or for American instruction for Americans to work it just needs to be a backboard with a rim and they everyone just goes lights go off every time you make it it's why we need that little thing in the urinal cuz cuz I will hit it yeah but otherwise I don't know the little fly yeah yeah you got to play to the culture or like a little little poop thing of poop I'm like oh yeah I'm going
10:06 to get you yeah that's God's work some people don't do it some people are lazy and they don't pee it off you got to pee the poop off got to try to pee it off sometimes you don't and then sometimes you walk away and you go I just got to get better next time I got to get better next time but the real game is leaving the seat down and still being able to hit all the Poo yeah and then you leave and then you're girlfriend's like what the ████ did you do in [Music] here [Music]
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