0:00 [Music] anybody ever wanted to get in one of those shark cages I've been one I did it in Northshore baby I'm scared of it but I would like to try those sharks they're so big yeah it must be a trip it's crazy cuz you just go that's a big animal man what is that I'd rather be like the cages Come Undone or or or you see that uhhuh the but they don't attack you I like doing with Gio because she's a scaredy cat and it's a bigger it's more fun when you're with someone that's really scared like more scared than you so we're in a cage and so first of all when you're on the boat they take you to the middle of nowhere cuz that's where the sharks live and then the water's crazy clear and you'll see the shark right there and it's coming and then literally as fast as I move my head is how fast the shark
0:50 swims you're like this wow and they already went past your BR yeah they're fast so you're like okay if they want to grab you and snatch you you're done you're done so like we're like oh ████ it's ████ crazy we go in the cage and and then because Gio is scared of the situation and she actually cares about me and scared of me if I get close to like the bars she's like put your hand back in I'm like oh she's one of those but is like so now I'm at the bottom of the cage with my legs dangling through the cage like look at me the shark like come and I'm like oh ████ and but then seeing her going oh that's the ████ best so it's say about just messing with Gio but I'm scared to but having that with the sharks is the best damn is it would you rather do that or or instead of sharks it's just a bunch of swimming convicted sex
1:41 offenders trying to touch you that can also swim really fast though yeah yeah Olympic level swimmers I think I would rather have the sex offenders that's true cuz they don't havee dang is PP Gio look Gio look put your P back in if they're really experienced they might be good at sex offending yeah high level high L hey they can reach through the cage too oh hell yeah they got arms and ████ all right so there's actually a shark attraction at the luxury resort in the Bahamas at the Atlantic hotel or Atlantis Resort sorry that's what it's called and uh there's this boy oh no who wanted to go into the shark enclosure Bo 10 years old and then he got bitten on the leg oh M would even be a word that could have been me dude oo but I mean maybe what kind of he's a
2:31 10year old boy if that same shark bit you might have just be like a little bite oh it was like a sand shark the ones that we saw were like 20 30 ft long that's crazy the ones that we saw are called Galapago sharks and there's never been a record of any human attack in the last 50 years record but 51 years ago there was a record three people got killed yeah yeah well it's just no record cuz they ate them and there's noord the recer The Record Keeper yeah you said Galapagos sharks they're called the Galapagos sharks nor Shore huh that's crazy and they just um when they hear like the boats coming back into Harbor they like to just follow them because people be the fishermen be cutting up cleaning throwing the guts and then so they're just like pigeons going after the chips you know cool yeah but they don't like human so when they see us they're like that's not fish you
3:23 know and then they just swim around you and they're curious no look and it's this weird common feeling cuz they're massive dude they're like they're like the size of a car yeah they're ████ huge like when we were on the boat they would show up out of nowhere and you just see this dark shadow under the boat and you're like oh ████ that's a whole ████ animal dude that's insane and then our captain he was like oh you guys got a GoPro and he grabbed our GoPro stuck it in his his his hand in the water and he got dope ass footage for us that's tired and he goes yeah they're like they don't buy but they might bite out of curiosity and we're like oh ████ just dip you a little bit yeah you did yours in Northshore too I think so I don't know we both went to the same place that's in Northshore yeah yeah yeah the the trippy one is uh you know when you see people go whale watching yeah and those boats look like little rowboats and then you would see the
4:14 whales go I'm like dude if you were like on top of where the whale came out they would just throw you 50 ft in the air I think last year a whale capsized a well washing boat and like came up on it and then just smashed onto it oh my they kill him God there was one that that got that girl in a kayak remember when was like trying to go and then the ████ kayak got in its mouth and it was like ████ ████ what the ████ you doing over here just like that will watching is ████ fun though I feel like it's like that kind of adrenaline it is seeing it with your eyes seeing something just so huge I never seen one but it's also magical cuz like when I went wh watching um they would play like whale sounds and ████ like that off the speakers and it would be during a season where no not so much but they're
5:04 catfishing it's always like a mother with their child and then there's always a male escort for killer whales and stuff like that or blue whale sorry right M humpback why do I keep on saying the wrong well it's a humpback whale that's what happens you know too many whales bro yeah know too many whales crypto whales dude crypto wh we get it you know whales dude yeah and then so like this ████ mother and then this baby would come like just surface and stuff like that and literally it just transports you out of your normal human world and you're just like this is the ████ most beautiful thing ever the closest thing I've ever done to that was like we went to the big island and we did the Mana Ray thing that Mana rays are cool bro they're ████ huge and then they get bro they get like they can kiss you they're like that's how close they get to you and they swim right by you cuz they put you on a surfboard and you you're with like 10 other people and you're just looking down with your snorkle and then they use UV lights to
5:56 attract the plank uh Plankton and then you get all kinds of like like different Critters that just come up to it cuz they're attract to the UV light and then the Mana Rays come up and they feed right by you and they get so close to you they sack tap you every single time by their yeah and it they're huge it's incredible to see yeah like and when they open up their mouth you're like where's the organs yeah you just see nothing but ████ gills and mouth and then they just go in circles like this and I'm just like where's your insides you just look ████ like a already that's like jellyfish just straight up like Saran Wrap in the water I understand jellyfish at all bro I've always want to go where is it like Thailand or something where they have those tiger sharks which are really just whales but that you ████ swim next to and they're like just huge you know what
6:46 I'm talking about yeah n i don't you're flexing on us again dude what other whales do you want to see i' never been what what other cool whales you know Mar life freaking genius one of my fears one of my fears is like you're in the ocean and then like you look down and there's a blue whale but they wouldn't normally eat us yeah but then I could I'm the size of a plankton it just opened the suction just one wrong suction I'm Jonah it's crazy to think that it's crazy to know that these things are always there yeah and just you're just not buy them existing choosing today not to go see them yeah but they're just always there it's crazy I know I never got to see one yet and I actually live in Hawaii what's the season for watching December December December right now actually I would love to see a whale though yeah that's and they be popping out babies and ████
7:37 that's the air like they go to Hawaii to ████ pop out babies and then they kind of raise them to a certain point and then they go to Alaska and I'm like damn dude that's crazy as cross oceans like that yeah they're Jet Set well not jet Setters but they're just always all like I'm like that's a far cross country trip why don't you just live in Hawaii like why you got to go all the way back tax benefits are great the water's great over here if you're going to have kids there why don't you raise them there ra them there whale sharks did you guys have a favorite shark whale called the whale shark and you can go literally see and can you touch them like are they are they violin or they have whale sharks in the Georgia Aquarium yeah oh yeah damn did you guys have a favorite shark growing up when you were learning about all the different sharks Street Sharks Street Sharks dude hammerheads
8:29 Hammerhead I like love Hammerheads were cool yeah I don't know why though it's like different so ████ cool I don't look like a shark dude okay you kind of do I know yeah there you do people used to say I look like the the fish from uh the Will Smith fish oh yeah you do people used to say I look like that dude what's that movie called like a shark taale right yeah you look like the fish you have like features all right thank you features yeah like it for your the rest of your body yeah your head's a ████ fish some people say I look like a blob fish too yo hey stop beating me to the punches man I want some too I'm I'm trying to eight mile you right now I'm trying to get them all out before you God damn
9:21 it it must must be done come on man you got to do side by side I should have said ████ I should have said anything you really should have enough I mean I think it's it's just a case to be made as all that's really it's pretty damning though yeah it's pretty good though no that's pretty yeah dude is so good do the Blobfish side by side that's what that's the one that really that one's probably like n not I mean I know yeah I guess so Joe Joe was trying to defend me but he was like I can't defend this guy damn dude he's like it's too Dam oh that's rough I don't know if we want to do this one do it you think I'm a ████ do it okay fine it doesn't look like that in water though yeah what what the ████ it looks like that out of water because it
10:11 deflates yeah it's used to a higher pressure environment so then when he comes into our atmosphere it melts let me see yeah that's oh that thing's weird all right which one no but what about this one I don't like that dude actually take that down it hurts my feelings you should see that close it Hur looks like in water it looks it looks nice it looks nice on that blob fish come on dog these ones are being served up to eat I guess
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