0:00 Yep. >> Well, I mean, >> you used to listen to trance. That's music. That's music. That's real music. >> That's real beeps and >> Hey, you don't know. You never did ecstasy, so you wouldn't know the full experience. [Music] >> Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today, we're talking about 147 ways the Taylor Swift engagement news changed our lives forever. >> She's engaged? >> Yeah, dude. >> I'm just kidding. I know. >> Wow. >> Are you a Swifty? Are you a Swifty? No. >> Where were you when the news came out? >> Yeah. I'm not an anti- Swifty, but I'm not a big Swifty. >> Is it to the football players? >> This video is literally about you being a Swifty. >> Oh, me. Okay, let's talk about it. >> Can we reroll that and say yes, I love her? >> Yeah, I love her. >> Is it Is it Is she still with that football player guy? >> Yeah. Travis Kelce. >> Yeah. Uh because he lost the Super Bowl. Uh she didn't really They He didn't
0:51 propose, huh? >> He didn't propose. Yeah, we all thought she was going to propose at the Super Bowl, but then he didn't. And the game went away and you're like, >> "Dude, how do you guys feel when like these like mega athletes get their chicks like a crazy fat ring? >> The rock was huge." >> How do we feel? >> Yeah. Like Ronaldo, >> I feel inadequate. >> Oh, that ring was insecure. >> You feel? >> Yeah. Mostly insecure. >> I feel like it's a fraction of their income, >> so they should have spent more. >> Oh, proportionately, it's it's lower, huh? >> Is what's the rule? Is it supposed to be three months of salary? >> I think nine years of salary. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, >> with if it's love. If it's love, >> if it's real love, if you actually care. >> Why are people going nuts over it? Right. Like >> Oh, yeah. White cultures go absolutely go ballistic. >> Has she ever been >> We took We took days off work. Some people took a week off work. >> Wow. I feel like that's like the uh if
1:41 the country was a high school, that's like the hot chick with the quarterback. >> That's Nick getting with Tiff. >> Yeah, that's Nick getting >> No, that's not it. >> Pasadena High School. >> Prom King, bro. >> Prom King. >> Yeah, let's not forget it. >> You're ████ high school royalty. Was it in the school paper? >> No, dude. >> Yes, it was. >> Of course it was. >> What's the name of the school? So we look it up. >> Pasadena High School. >> Pasadena specialed at high. >> And Tiff was the counselor there. And she felt bad for him. >> Learning at your speed. >> She was doing hours. >> I was in algebra 2 for like 5 years. >> Me too. >> She was a T. Tiff was a TA. >> Yeah. >> I wish that was her story. I' been way >> Will you be my guardian? >> Our story. Yeah, cuz she sign my newspaper. >> Was she ever engaged before this? Cuz I feel like that's what everyone talks about, right? >> Yeah. They talk about how she was with what's his name? The guitar guy.
2:32 >> Jason Morz. >> No. Really? >> Josh Groin, right? Or no, not him. The other guy. >> You know the guy who like is a John Mayer? >> John Mayer. >> Wow. You play the guitar, dude. >> You like Thank you. You like that? >> That's why I do a ████ secret >> at this level though. How much of it is they're highly considering their careers too because if one of them kind of drop off then it's like not a good play. >> That's kind of what everyone's saying cuz everyone loves to be haters, right? Like cuz she just came on I guess their podcast him and the the Kelsey brothers have a podcast, right? She just came on there and they basically broke the internet. Everything's breaking the internet. >> That was her first podcast ever. I'm not a Swifty, I swear. >> Wow. You're outing yourself. >> When's her birthday? When's her birthday? >> ████ August 20th. >> I'm just kidding. I have no idea. >> No. So, so then when she did that, everyone's saying like it was perfect
3:22 timing because she also announced her album that day, right? So, people are the haters are going like this is all strategic. Everything about this is >> I mean, that's obviously strategic. >> You can say that about anybody that's currently on top because you have projects all the time. >> Yeah. And it is strategic because it's just cross promotion. Like, how many of us haven't done that? Like, we've all done it. But I think when you don't know what happens on the back end, Yeah. you're a hater >> because it can be strategic and honest at the same time. >> Yeah. It can be real. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> If they're getting married, like why would you not capitalize on that? Like you're already going to do that already? >> Also, I I always question too, Taylor Swift is a literal billionaire. Like what does she need to put on for? >> Yeah. Nothing. >> Nothing. She could be with anybody if she wanted. >> Do you remember when Kim Kardashian got married? I forgot which one of her marriages. It wasn't to Kanye, but one of the marriages she had like 90% of her wedding sponsored. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah, I think >> the basketball player. I think
4:13 >> I think that's gummy. >> And at that but at that level, people are trying to sponsor you. You're having to just choose which one. >> Yeah. >> Like they're gaining from that. That's crazy to me. >> Uh >> which one? >> It's being sponsored by everybody. >> Oh, >> but remember they were married for like 10 days, right? >> Right. Something super short, but it's like I think that is more gifying and fake. Whereas the Taylor Swift one, like you said, she's a billionaire. She doesn't need anybody. >> No. And it seems like her and her team are ████ smart cuz didn't she just do the whole thing with uh Scooter Braun or whatever the >> Yes. Very smart >> against him for the for the catalog. Yeah, >> she she bought her catalog back. >> She re-recorded all of her like >> No, she didn't even buy it back. She said, "F███ you. Keep it." >> Well, no, no, no, no. So recently. Yes, exactly. That was previously. And now recently she finally bought it all back. >> Oh, on top of that. >> On top of that. Yeah. >> This episode is brought to you by the RP Hypertrophy app. Want to build muscle
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5:55 they're like maybe got a 100 mil and then like something else makes them Yeah, like products or whatever. >> Like how Oprah, there's no way her show made her that money. >> No, she's just trafficking kids. That's all. >> So, is it is it just purely all music and her catalog? >> I think it's I think it's music and woo. Yeah, >> I think it's her music. Yeah. >> Well, then that's that's super duper successful cuz no no artist hits that level with just entertainment. >> I think she broke the record for uh most tickets sold in like an arena or something. Dude, she brings in uh like the economy starts ████ booming wherever her concert is. >> So that's why people like different states and countries are like come here because you're gonna bring us so much money. >> Her standalone performance is like the Olympics coming to your town. >> Yeah. >> I don't know why her music's so basic.
6:45 >> Damn. It's really good. >> Clip it. Send it to her. >> Quit. >> She'll quit. >> Yep. >> Well, I mean, >> you used to listen to Trance. That's music. That's music. That's real music. That's real beeps and boops. >> Hey, you don't know. You never did ecstasy, so you wouldn't know the full experience. >> Yeah, you need drugs for your music. That sounds like a problem. >> No, it's like wine and steak. >> You got to pair it. >> So, would you like a trans remix of one of Swiftsy songs? >> Now we're talking, dude. >> Maybe it'll elevate it for a little bit, but I need some ecstasy to go with it. >> Yeah. >> I don't know. I I'm just a hater cuz I tried listening to her whole album on the on the drive here >> and then I was just like let's put on some Amy Wine House. There's no pain in her heart. >> Do you ever listen and then go maybe my ears are wrong. >> Nope. >> I do. >> But you're like there's billions of
7:35 people that love this. Maybe my ear. >> But you know it's like we're not the demo dude. >> Who's their demo? >> I'm not an 18-year-old white girl. >> Girls that look just like Taylor Swift. >> I'm not a fan. They're not 18. They're all over the place. But I'm not a fan. And I know a lot of her music. >> Yeah. Her song >> and I'm like, "F███ it." Just inception. >> You need to shake it off. All right. >> Shake it off is really good. >> Yeah. You need to shake it off. >> Cuz I don't I don't know her music either, but then I watched her tiny desk and I was like, "Oh, she's incredibly talented." >> Exactly. Exactly. >> Incredibly talented. >> She's super charming, dude. >> When I hear her, >> I think we're fans. >> You love her. >> You said you didn't know anything about her, but somehow you love her. Like >> get t-shirts and go to her concert. >> Yeah, I I would love to go to her concert. The fact that everyone wears like glitter and sparkly stuff, I think that's so cute. But $7,000 a ticket. >> Yeah, dude. >> But it's it's sold out. >> Not even worth it, dude. Not even Sounds like a hater. >> When I hear her music playing, it just instantly transports me into like when I
8:25 was a kid and I was at like a department mall store and you just hear like the background music and you're like waiting for your mom to finish shopping. You're like, "Dude, f███." >> That's what that's what it feels like to me. It just feels like >> it's like Oh, it I don't want to say it's elevator music to me, but that's how I feel when I listen to it. It just I know it's not for me, but it's like at the concert going >> it is glitter. >> Yeah, I'm not going to that concert. I wouldn't be able to afford that concert honestly cuz those tickets are so expensive. >> I was a a Lady Gaga hater for a little bit. >> How can you hate her? She's >> Lady Gaga again. >> She doesn't say devil, bro. >> You know what I'm saying? >> For a little bit, but then I got to say I was at the YouTube Music Awards uh like a decade ago. I was at these YouTube Music Awards and she showed up and played live with just a piano, no backtrack, no nothing. And she's unbelievable. Yeah, her vocals are amazing. >> Unbelievable. I was just wrong.
9:16 >> She's a good example of taking a real artist and making them pop and then still like attaining or like preserving that thing. >> Absolutely. >> No, she's unbelievable. >> Yeah. >> She also like walked by me real quick and she like put her ass against my lap real quick while she was walking by. It was really weird. >> You're ████ lucky. I know. I was like, "Whoa, how did you get that close to Lady Gaga?" >> She was walking by cuz we were backstage. >> Did your Did your uh dick do that thing where it's hard as ████ >> after? Yeah. And I told Nikki I was like, "Can she just like she wants my ████ going like this?" >> Stupid. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You're so lucky. >> That's cool. >> Actually really did happen. It was like really weird. >> Congrats, dude. >> Yeah. My dick got hot. >> Do you have Do you have the pants? >> Do I have the pants? Yeah, I smell them. >> You need to shake it off, dude. Shake it off. Shake it. >> Name another ████ song, bro. >> It's my favorite one. All right, >> just name any other song. >> Go. Another one. >> I don't know.
10:06 >> Tiny. Is Tiny Disck a song? >> No, it's a perform. I don't know anything about Taylor Swift. >> I'm just that cool. I don't even know ████ about it. >> Yeah. >> He's undercover Swifty, dude. >> Like that ████ It's >> my guy right there. >> Well, I stay out too late. So, >> you know the one song. >> The best Taylor Swift song is Mean. >> Which one's that? >> Mean. Mean is a really good song. >> How's it go? >> E. >> I don't want to get signed by some label right now, dude. >> The Asians are watching. >> I got enough on my plate, bud. I'm not trying to get another deal right now. >> I don't have the time.
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