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The Return of Jared Feather!

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0:00 can you pass me the TRU there's like 20 Edgar the truff sauce no you don't all right three all right two I guess I have no hot sauce then clock boy okay clock boy there we go son of a godam here paper towels keep it in don't cut it out he's like a he's like a home alone band it just like spill something bumps into this son of a ████ good morning everybody that's back when OJ was like an endearing person yeah yeah he's not anymore he's endearing in a different

0:51 way yeah he's a war hero you guys watch his live streams his live streams are really good he does live does he play among us huh does he play games just him just answering questions the chat for real no I don't know he's like thanks for donating so welcome back to this OJ special of the careful boys where we're happy to have Jared back come he's even bigger Jared I actually feel a lot every time I sit next to this guy he gets a little bigger it makes me look smaller in compar it's extra large uh thank you to Buddy comp 225 bench he pumps when he knows you're going to come by that was so Quick's been training he's been training hard he's strong dude on the rain TR go double arm like this double gun wow and then if I sit back a little more you force perspective here okay we need to stop with that okay I want all that stuff under WS okay I

1:43 could dominate Joe that's literally the entire emo on that he's always getting jacked too so I don't know I know he's watching Dr Mike videos now I'm ████ scared we should do we should a power liting chall we should do Anthony versus Joe lifting competition I we'll set a date and then you guys train as hard as you guys can me and and nickel Ruff okay let's focus on real good conversation when you want to do it he's ready dude he's not even phased look at him dud he's going to win right now I don't need a train let's do it now let's go to barbell don't worry let's do it we'll give it three months and I'll coach you three months you'll be ready to go honestly I would I would train harder for spite against Joe than I would for like competition Health it be like it'd be like the uh Russian col you know like him training and Rocky and everything he has all the I I have zero help he's the Rocky one

2:33 though he's going to be carrying jugs of milk we know how that would have really went though in real life the Russian is you're just going to do it for nothing without naming a prize yeah what's the prize it's just a friendly BET right not everything has to end in death and murder no it could have been money it could have been a a l you're in a good position get could have been a car yeah one BL drive for me on the table and that's it I'm only going to give one only going have one that's it one of one new cameras for the office don't pull JK into this it's between you and Joe supposed to be for you it's supposed to be for you personally give me the Rolling Heights J yeah you guys buy each other ████ don't pull JK into this H funny we can't afford that yeah winner yeah Winner Takes the other one then

3:23 I'll compete against you so we ████ I win then you got to buy cameras we have to downgrade cameras there we go yeah there we go only iPhone 5 he wants to dominating me so hard so that we don't upgrade JK and then we get webcams exactly dude no we can only do it on Polaroids oh great I'm going to get injured before the competition so he steps in last minute Cho his Warrior yeah choose his Warrior that's not fair dude what' you been up to man oh not ████ honestly just start a prep again so I'm not I'm not a week out so at least be a little more coherent this time so he has 10 weeks out though he has another competition cuz when he's here he's us start I'm usually like pretty close to shows well we just talked about having lunch right now and he's like oh man I can't eat that I'm on a diet again I'm like what's new I'm I'm like 10 weeks out so you know I can make ████ fit when when do you ever have time to actually eat

4:14 whatever you want um out of the year how many months do you think you're not on a diet when I'm improving I'm still so I get when you're dieting down you get all these cravings and ████ you're like I'm going to ████ eat that when I'm done I'm eat that when I'm done and then you eat a couple of those things and by the time you do that you look at you start looking at the macros again cuz you get really into that realm and you think about like how high the fat is in a cookie or you think about like oh there's like so much ████ in this and you think I wanted to eat that when I was dieting but now I just don't give a ████ how do you look at the hottest girl in the world and then go she's not going to be good for me yeah just I don't know like you count acros when you eat P just remember you're gay just remember you're gay yeah super easy oh yeah oh yeah cuz that's the tough part for me it's I ████ the cookie first okay and then I'm like oh why did I do that yeah you Kil yeah then you go

5:06 get a burger and you're like it's not the same then what about when you go it is the same oh that's crazy that's that's La hom that's called a porn addiction I like food so much so what competition is this one that's coming up I'm going to do a warm-up show kind of like I did last year which actually ended up being my better show anyway cuz I got sick in the UK and then uh I'll probably do Pittsburgh and New York with Nick Walker cuz I'm coaching Nick with his training he's the huge ████ 306 PB he's like one of the best in the world you know how like in in like athleticism there's like certain Peaks right at age and all is that is there something like that in bodybuilding too where it's like the ████ Peak Peak would be like this window of to oh uh honestly it's tough to say because I would say in natural

5:56 bodybuilding yes the older you are the more like the better chance you have of being really good because you just keep getting better uh in enhanced bodybuilding it's tough to say cuz a lot of people will take grams and grams of steroids when they're super young and then uh some guys will kind of taper off as they get older but still some of them improve some of them get worse and if you're not very health conscious you can just keep taking a bunch of drugs until you're dead which a lot of people do and you can just continually improve so it's tough to say especially with tech and where medicine's going and where all these like sarms and all these other things coming into the mix um I mean soon enough we'll have like non-androgenic anabolic steroids which just means you won't have to inject yourself with exogenous hormon so I won't have to take testosterone I can just take a ████ pill and now we're all modifying like hormone regulation of things on the inside yeah yeah yeah no it's coming it's all coming so you think

6:47 there's going to be a steroid with like no side effect 100% oh ABS a ████ L take and Stu yeah I mean like we're already developing cures for cancer with AI of course we'll figure out muscle growth like ████ for us dude we can reverse ████ cancer cells I me what's your biggest concern of side effects for steroids um beat my wife yeah that's a good side effect hormonal the hormonal fluctuations are crazy so it's like you got your period Well like you you'll hear like uh where Mike talks about it where he's like Mike is an ere exaggerating little ████ put that on record he said he was taking a shower I know it's called OTR ████ he said little no he told me he was taking a shower he didn't tell me he was telling the video but I was watching the video so like he was telling me but he was taking a shower and then then uh he had a crazy panic attack like there was a tiger chasing him and then he said he was he I

7:37 think he usually pins on Mondays or something and another the second one is on uh Friday or something he was doing a road trip through like the Montana and then it was on Thursday so I think his test levels dropped and then uh since he didn't pin yet he saw how beautiful the Montana Sunset was and he started crying I'm like bro I can't I'm already not that I can't be ████ yeah neither is he that's why he's like that he's I mean he's a Jew bro you know yeah that's too much so just even he's got the O I don't know I don't know about that I think it's my pancreas yeah it could just be jew stuff but it's Amplified just Montana Sunrise if you have anxiety it's Amplified by steroids for sure it is that and then there's like are there different steroids for different types of Jews yeah of course

8:27 yeah most Jews would stay away from what's called a nor cuz it's very neurot dra 19 no it's just a type of steroid they're very neurotoxic yeah then you got stuff like sometimes you get like you take the wrong ████ you got enlarged organs you plug up your heart you have a heart attack and you die and then and then there's also the subscription part of it where you Al always have to do it and then if you don't then it's kind of like and I just got off contacts yeah you from contact I love that I don't want to have another subscription is this thing I have to do all the time consistently tapered off contact he finally did it but what you mean it sound like a drug in terms of uh what Joe was asking about like Peak though you you said obviously there's a difference between natural bodybuilding and oh for sure and enhanced bodybuilding Bart says he's the

9:18 strongest he's ever been and he's the oldest he's ever he's natural too I'm natural probably because of the capable but this is also capable this is also like the best Peak it's like 100 50 horsepower is the most you're going to get out of this vehicle so you're optimized but you're also like you're at your limit I mean I'll get 300,000 miles but I'm only getting 150 horsepower he's like a good old school Toyota that sounds good though that sounds he has a th000 horsepower but also if you if you do it like Bart he unintentionally kind of did what's called periodization which is our whole stick where he did bodybuilding with me for a bit he put on a bunch of muscle cuz he was training for hyper for your muscle growth we talked about that one episode and then he went back to strength training so when you build new muscle you can make that new muscle stronger so that's kind of what power should do a lot of them just ████ it up really bad so they stay in the same

10:09 weight class they never go through an improvement process where they're training for muscle growth so they're never getting like actually a lot stronger but what he did was trained fire pery for a long time whether it was through injuries whether it was for a bodybuilding show and then now he's back into powerlifting so of course he's the strongest ever cuz he's the biggest ever so you make your big tissue stronger well ████ there you go 160 horsepower you ████ did SI baby you must have cold air intake I I don't know if it's a mental thing but I feel like the older I'm getting my pain tolerance is better yeah so like no that's a real when I used to be like Oh I'm biting for the S same ████ amount of weight and then I'm older and I'm like oh it's hard but I'm not like you know oh for sure and then yeah like it doesn't have to be so painful honestly I'm surprised your shirt's not off yet you got it off like

11:00 10 times last time I was I'm flabby today or you could just be getting stronger so the same weight feels way easier that's true but also you do get used to it it's just similar to any stimulus like when you first started dancing you probably felt uncoordinated and now you're like I can do that my ████ eyes closed it's the same way with anything so like if you go it's not challenging enough then I got it the same way you know car is the same way diving is the same way you name it this is a stupid question probably has does anyone ever take steroids for anything other than to get buff absolutely like I mean yeah Coral steroids too so I mean like but like anabolic steroids people will take it for all kinds of ████ yeah like those kinds but not for I know there're steroids for like topical creams and stuff like that but like those type of steroids for like a different purpose yeah I mean most of it involves training most of it so even like even like Lance Armstrong yeah so

11:51 he took steroids for Cy oh yeah yeah so he's not trying to like get jacked but he's trying to increase his red blood cell count that's how we test so VAR for like burn victim patients Halo uh for for other reasons like even Primo is like for females for like I think breast cancer um something of that nature so like it's not like we're making steroids to to make people jacked we're we're making them to help with issues that currently exist in modern medicine has anybody ever done it for like a really weird reason like let's say somebody did it to purposely cry at a sunset oh I'm sure people do that ████ achieve the side effect yeah I mean guys will take for cosmetic there other drugs for that estrogen estrogen more pot oh yeah you can just take a Molly and get it in and out in like a couple hours but will it

12:41 guarantee a tiger chasing you in the shower yeah well then there's other drugs for that what if you experien those things sober yeah you're going to experience more of it probably schizophrenia now there tigers are you Jewish you're Jewish that's your diotic Jewish a war re wart Jewish guy you think they're going to develop steroids that will just not enhance your performance but like extend your life no it won't be exactly steroids but they'll come up with a certain like we're already into the biotech realm of reverse aging not anti-aging reverse aging reverse that that one guy that uh Brian Bri Smith right no is it Tracy Johnston

13:32 I oh yeah yeah Mike did a video with that guy I forgot his last name yeah he looks like a vampire a lot of his s███'s kind of fuo quacky ████ a lot of it's pretty pretty pretty the blood from his son that dude it might be I don't well he he's trying to figure out like how to optimize everything to where like your C cardiovascular health and everything is like younger oh is it working kind of to a degree he's a straight up baby the interview the doctor that actually his last name is Smith I can't remember his first name but the doctor is actually like very into it at the current moment I think it was his dog he got his dog to reverse age basically to act like a puppy again but it was like it was like 12 oh wow whaty but is it like acting like a puppy or is it like physically too yeah hair was shedding again and

14:24 things that like like properly like recoding and stuff and it was ████ nuts and he looks 50 something he looks like he's 30 what the but and this is stuff like like n Plus or like just weird ████ that they're experimenting with um there's other peptides that people can use but these things are only getting better and better and and the rate at which they're getting better because AI Tech is just ████ insane so we're going to have like super organs in the future if you want like one organ that's kind of like injected into you that communicates with everything so you'll know you're sick before you're even sick there's all kinds of crazy ████ coming we're going to we could potentially be we could potentially be the generation that lives like a very long time I want to hold my breath for like five minutes yeah that's it five minutes and then I'll be happy go to the Philippines and learn I want to be able to hold my breath in 5 minutes have you seen uh have you seen anything about like I've seen like the Articles and doctors talking about how

15:15 the thing that ages you technically is things like glucose specifically um I would say that's probably both there's like oxidative stress and and cells do age but if you can figure out reverse aging then you'll be fine it's mostly oxidative stress yeah I thought it was Latinas this day where I he they do wear you down early grave might say Southern stress molecules why were you asking about the the age range for primes because um usually in athleticism there's you usually like that that that area where like Fighters are like at the peak like a coordination and power power breakdown things like that but last time you told me that body building is just a big beauty contest so I was like well on the record again you can be more beautiful when you're old are there like

16:06 50-year-olds that win the whole thing and do they do it by weight class or by age group both yeah you have like categories so like I'm an open I'm an open classic physique Pro right yeah you are so open open's the most competitive one cuz it's anybody and everyone yeah all Challengers but there's also 35 Plus 40 plus uh 50 plus I whenever you go into the amateur um you have novice categories true novice categories they just started a new division for females called fit model where they don't even look like they lift they got a dadbot one too now really oh my God dadbod you just see like jean shorts going and they're like first place jean shorts that's cool is that like a a parody just like a fun one that's probably a fun one the fit model one is

16:56 actually like in the ifbb in NPC now it's mostly like it's like chicks that clearly don't have great genetics for building muscle but they want to get on stage as a goal for them and uh it's basically what bikini used to be yeah and they're just going back to that look because bikini got very like hard leaner and more vascular and they always move that direction well like start a category it's supposed to look this way like men's physique the guys in the board shorts they were like swim trunks on stage they're ████ huge right they're shredded you see them you're like what the ████ but it used to be people like uh remember Jeff side you guys remember that guy or Z remember Z you ever see that guy he always do this stupid ████ he a super douchebag um they look like that and now they're just like they look like me he was like a rer douchebag the Natural Evolution of each category becomes like you look like a ax

17:46 yeah they get more extreme so everyone shifts over yeah and the natural progression of each division even is like they just end up going that direction why is that because they say they have judging criteria and they don't oh oh if you show up looking good you look good for the bikini category I think that would be fun men's bikini men's bikini yeah that's coming up next year but it makes sense to me cuz it's like how do you keep pushing the needle if it's going to get boring yeah he just keep ping the need my man uh no yeah it cuz I saw this like black and white footage of what bodybuilding competitions used to look like and they just look like regular today they would be considered regular guys but back then they were like physical peak like the singlet guys with the horizontal stripes yeah but I mean that's

18:36 like that's like seeing the rate of change of like what we need to see in like our superheroes and stuff too right like how like you can't be a Marvel Superhero unless you have like a eight pack now well no no no now it's going backwards cuz Disney ████ oh yeah they're getting Slimmer you got Dei superheroes yeah but that's all here to change now slingshotting back the other way now there just going to be going sling

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