0:00 [Music] mdma love potions could be available within the next 10 years i don't need it it could be available what do you mean like public sales tell us why you don't need it joe doesn't need it so ship down the industry how does love potions work what is the love potion have you ever heard of a love potion like a roofie in harry potter [Laughter] because this is not what you used to call them hey you're a slept on me this guy is this guy's good he's on to something here you could be a world class so you you can get someone to feel feelings of love and attraction toward you if you spike their thing well what does mdma do what is it what is it it releases mad ████ endorphins or in dopamines or whatever's in your body
0:51 i second that so in essence chemically speaking right it chemically creates in a reaction that also triggers a bit of things like oxytocin which is like what they call like the cuddle ████ chemistry or whatever the ████ um that makes you feel a certain thing right when you like hug somebody for like you get oxytocin yeah your oxytocin ████ like releases or whatever yeah and then you it's in essence you're producing love in your body you're producing the chemical mainly i think it's serotonin i'm not the ████ sign ████ but basically what happens is when you feel the feelings of happiness nurture love whatever right those good warm fuzzy feelings they release this chemical in your brain we have receptors called synapses they ████ dump a little bit of that ████ it sprinkles down they catch it and they go ah so good but in this case what ends
1:43 up happening is they ████ overload a reign of this ████ and then so you get love's time 20. wow i love mom so they basically say we know enough about the neuro chemistry of love to probably suggest some things you could take to enhance your abilities to find love or to increase the possibility that you will stay in love when it's getting a little bit tricky from a scientific oh so that's like a conceptual thing right but from a more scientific angle trying to say the same thing they have chemically figured out how to release the specific things like oxytocin by using these types of pills that will end up suggesting the feelings and emotions of love but that's also there's a little bit of a social dilemma in that because uh let's say i take the drug and i didn't mean to fall in love with nick but because yeah you did feelings
2:34 came through can we not put the reality soak city baby okay but because of the drugs suddenly i'm in belief because those feelings did happen but if i'm off the drug and suddenly i don't have those feelings i can't take my eyes off you but 90s like weird signs i'm just saying i saw a movie trailer about that today with chris hemsworth and uh for a netflix movie and the whole premise was they're in a lab behind a computer and there's um a guy and miles tellers the actor and a female and they're like talking behind the screen and they're saying hey how do you feel about this woman's attraction do you think she's fine or whatever at a scare from 110 and he's like oh she's like a seven and he's like oh cool and they say let's test the program and they turn up these little notches and they release some chemicals in the air and they start falling in love with each other so i guess this is like something that
3:24 is probably going to be in softer it's pervasive it's pervasive they're making movies about it [Music] what if you can't control like that who it's directed to like in your example right and it's like oh i'm just trying to get ████ ryan fall in love with me so i spike his drink i go and he drinks it and he ████ looks at nick ████ me cutie got anthony what the ████ dude you gotta ████ around i'm taking all your dudes i'm taking all your ████ dudes bro but if i'm like oh yes i do if i'm drinking it wouldn't i just fall in love with everybody in here because i'm just ████ maybe that's what happens it's just not maybe you have to be alone in the room what if it makes you attracted to the opposite sex like let's say if you're straight and now you're attracted to a man so then or if you're gay you become straight yeah yeah will people use this at like conversions if if it's gay in the street there's no issue there obviously straight to gay now we got a prom
4:17 agree with this well maybe it will not if you're tired of population growth maybe it'll take shape of like like let's say uh i ████ down there right now right but all the guys i see i'm in like a homie type of love endorphins yeah it's not always homo when i drop e and it's been a long time since i've dropped it but i swear to god that was all i wanted to suck everyone off yeah yeah suck them all afterwards after we dance for about two hours straight we just chill drink some water and then when someone gives you water you're just like thank you so much i can't believe you just ████ gave this to me like you won the ████ lottery right you drink the water and you're just like oh my god just hella grateful and you go man you know what you're like my best friend and i think that conversation comes every single time yeah like my i think you know what you're like my best
5:07 no you know what you're better than the best friend you're like my brother yeah and you're like should we start a family together like how many dicks gonna fit my mouth at the same time these are kind of questions everyone becomes family on mdma yeah on mdma i feel love but i don't necessarily feel horny so that's why i think that even the uh the basis of this it's like um it's like the way that i understand like weed for example weed doesn't immediately make me like hungry or sleepy or whatever like the connotations are it emphasizes what i currently am it heightens it so if i'm already tired then we will relax me more but if i'm like thinking about something and i like smoke weed or something like that i'm more into what i was wanting to do so i'll assume love potions or or things that are like you know altering that kind of like that biohack that neurochemistry maybe function the same
5:58 way i don't think it's gonna put delusions right where suddenly you fall in love with something that's like inanimate or whatever but rather if you already had sentiment if anything it maybe just like amplifies or triggers that in such a way that it can release that's cool i got the best business idea okay so buy a plane yeah yeah because you know those those chinese massage places right oh god they're super they're they're super cheap they're like 20 bucks foot massage right damn you know how they can make more money is you ████ roll and then you get a massage there call it stop chop and roll or something like that do you know what the problem with that is with the accent too but the problem with that if everybody rolls and they go into the massage places they're gonna be like no harder a little harder i can't feel it oh is it gonna be too like much of a nuisance no no like you need like getting a massage on on e is
6:50 probably the best thing in the world you can get like beat up and you're like yeah a lot why did they just do that what why don't they just do that it's like it seems like a no-brainer at race places there's like massage booths from massage therapists you gotta go stuff in there might as well throw some e in there some hand jobs have you guys done this before wait what e and then got massage i have massage illegal stuff no you mean a happy ending the pancake ones oh no not happy ending only blow jobs whoa is that not what it is no that's different no that's not a happy ending happy ending is more of a that's like full service yeah really give you blow jobs my friend is a very notorious uh happy ending person i don't like going to these places happy ender is his name is his name watson imagine like finding out you're notorious and then you realize it's for that he's notorious because he is the bert
7:41 swan he knows he knows all the places in la he goes oh no don't go to that city that place is good and then i i was asking about wait are they the same old ladies that do your back and goes yeah and i'm like oh and he goes why do you care like what they look like they're just jacking you off you're not having sex with them and i'm like that my friend is not how i roll like i need a like i can't get horny when and especially because you know he's not asian so maybe for him like does it disconnect yeah cause for me that's like my ████ grandma or aunt right that's all right too yeah you know joe didn't even think britney spears was hot in the 90s so like we're ████ you didn't think britney spears was hot in the 90s look see see give me baby one more time eric i that's pete half different tastes he swallows it all i have different
8:31 tastes it was okay i mean he was the marketing was so strong it was hard to say she was in the 90s i liked francine d okay okay magazine girls okay so i wasn't into the white girl just chill all right i get it girl next door was not for you because those were my girl next doors oh yes atd was nobody's girl next door wasn't shanghai lee in girl next door next to a nuclear power plant they're good i didn't like pop women because their music sucked ████ biggest titties i've ever seen in the 90s she was creating a lad that ████ yeah dude she was definitely near some power line so this this friend of mine so he would go to all these places and he would just be like yes like sometimes like if you just want an extra massage and then finish after they'll tell you and i'm like but they're like they're like grandmas dude well they're ████ there's a website
9:21 isn't there like tells you it like rates massage probably based on the girl that like they ████ really yeah but the happy ending places yeah rub maps rub match dot ch they uh touch ch after a massage they jack you off that's a that's a that's a happy ending wait what after a hat after a massager after a ████ they jack you off get this that's a happy ending it's not it's not sex and sucking and stuff oh yeah yeah yeah that's an unhappy ending clearly that's called a fantasy joe the current expert on all these topics i think it's a ch because it can't be an american website or we'll get take it down um china china or chicago wow let's investigate webmap
10:14 we this has gone patreon rug maps rub because it literally is like it's fun it's a map of getting rubbed off yeah so you'll just look at your local area and then the reviews are like oh ask for cindy she had the smoothest hands yeah honestly i bet i bet reading the reviews are interesting though to see like what these guys are really or what these people are like why would you want to share the girl that is your favorite you got to put i'm over 18 on the website to enter if you don't like sharing your favorite restaurants that's like a yelp you know all right so let's see california let's let's look at the closest one and tell all of our friends okay dude let's drive by all right oasis spa on jefferson that's that's in temecula that's a shout out shout out oh okay i see one right over here that was three by the way
11:06 boulevard i'm not going to say the name that's kind of far but reader review yeah let's read it we have to read in order to read the review the ████ out of here well how much is the premium 20 credits it's 26 a month god damn 12 month deal for 200. okay i'm into that maybe i could look at the comments maybe comments you're still getting someone no okay it's not working asian after pressure in los angeles sorry guys so yeah went in this morning at 2 30 in the afternoon till afternoon i don't know he's probably drunk um yeah um met rosie she was great and
11:56 her face is great 52 years old um she was really nice she gave me a really nice deep tissue massage i kept winking i kept winking and winking and winking no response i look up at rosie and i'm winking and pointing at my the eye that i'm winking with and still no response she's not moving her hands towards my genitals this is a novel a lot of these guys they the reviewers take their job they they they love this stuff they want to paint a picture it's like a really yuppy view finally i had to just reach down and start jerking it myself at that point rosie exited the room so there yeah there it is yeah i don't think uh i don't think that's a good one that's a that's a not not a good review can't believe yelp posted that did they get like half a star i don't know
12:49 he said four stars we'll come back again so like so the the reason everyone came forward the reason this website got popular i think uh sub smoke right because the detectives would use it to find the ████ oh my god human trafficking it's like so ████ it's like right there but you want to pay the premium membership but they had to go undercover absolutely not 200 for the year like a roadblock on the investigation you're looking to get money from the evidence you don't have any budget for this up the chain for that kind of funds oh god i gotta get a subpoena for this they just defunded the police how the ████ are we supposed to investigate [Music]
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