0:00 Honestly, this chart is for a group of Asian people to make fun of one Asian person in their group. To single out one person. [laughter] >> Welcome back to the episode of Careful Boys. We have We sure got him. [laughter] >> Oh god. >> We got Nick the ear with us today. >> Hey Nick. and he's here to speak on a uh uh breaking news that has come out. >> I don't like this false propaganda. >> Apparently, Singaporean Chinese are the least attractive >> of Is it true of the Asian? Was it the Asian? >> Why did they do the South Chinese so dirty, dude? [laughter] >> That's That's where That's literally my genetics, bro.
0:51 >> All right. It's not Okay. >> My 23 and me says exclusively southeast. Yeah, there are there are Cantonese ass looking dudes that look like that, but why do they get the handsome version of everybody else and then they they made the Southeast one look like a monkey. >> Hey, >> but I'm saying LIKE I'M SAYING LIKE >> THAT MIGHT BE ATTRACTIVE TO PEOPLE. >> NO, come on. >> Come on now. >> They didn't they got the not that crazy of a scenario, okay? [laughter] Don't make it sound like it's a long shot. They got the handsome guy of every kind. >> I'm trying to help you out. >> Here's the thing. When they're standing side by side, it just makes it way worse. [laughter] Southeast by itself, fine. But when you pair it next to the ████ northwest is probably My boy's killing, dude. >> The most confusing one though is the Shing Jang one. >> Why does he look like a French gentleman? >> He's Armenian. That's >> He doesn't look Asian.
1:41 >> Yeah. >> Is that what that's supposed to be? >> I don't even know what Shinjang >> like even the the South Look at the Southeast guy. Even he has like bed head and ████ [laughter] Like everyone else like woke up normal. Even he has Yeah, he has a weak ass hairline. Like [laughter] he has a shaggy hair. It's all ████ up. I know. >> No sideburns and ████ >> Nick, what does your hair look like when it's grown out, >> Bruce Lee? Like that? >> It looks cool. I've seen it. >> Thanks, dude. It looks like a bull cut. >> Is that supposed to be like the Yaoing kind of >> Chinese? >> Yaoing? Where is he from? Where's Yaoing? >> But why did why couldn't they get the handsome version of the Southeast, though? Why do they Who's a handsome Southeast uh Chinese person you can think of? Like classically handsome >> southeast? That's too specific. >> Exactly. >> That's why this is ████ nonsense,
2:31 dude. >> Well, what about like you know all the the Hankanese actors? They're all technically >> Yeah. They're technically Cantonese, right? >> If they're Cantonese, like look at look up Andy Lao. >> Oh, he Yeah, >> he's technically Cantonese. And if he's Cantonese, he's from Southeast, right? >> Yeah. But don't all celebrities get plastic surgery. Like, right. Look up Andy Laauo like young or something cuz he's ████ old now. He's like >> he's ████ old. >> He's like 60, dude. >> Don't they all don't they all get plastic surgery? >> Cool guy. >> Chinese dude. >> Whoa. I know. >> Wait, actually he looks like Northeast or Northwest? [laughter] >> He's an anomaly, bro. >> But he's Cantonese and technically all Cantonese is the Southeast version. >> That guy. >> Oh, yeah. >> That's like a Save by the Bell picture. >> He's like half half Taiwanese, half half Japanese. >> Why Why couldn't they do that? Like, why couldn't they get a handsome Cantonese man? They had to get the monkey one.
3:22 [laughter] >> Oh, dude. That has a heart throb. >> Honestly, if I let my hair cut if I let my hair grow out too far, >> you look like that. >> I look like No, I look like if like from my hair like this to this, I look like a little monkey. Like what Joe said. >> No, it's not true. >> Chimpanzeee. >> My wife My wife would be like, "Hey, uh, >> look. [laughter] I have to have one of those ████ >> That's what you look like when your hair grows out a little bit. [laughter] >> A little tail. >> I see it. I see it. I see it. >> Yeah, bro. My hair looks like that. >> When your hair grows out a little. You know why? Cuz the hairline is strong, brother. It's a Freddy Monster hairline. [laughter] >> You didn't have one. >> That's so cute. I want one. >> No, I don't know what that is. >> All Asian kids had one. 60 bucks. >> Dang, >> you're expensive, Joe. >> No, dude.
4:12 >> I mean, [laughter] not Joe. Nick, >> what the hell? It kind of does look like look like Nick. >> Yeah, that's me right [laughter] there. If I had more bashful eyes. >> Yeah, [laughter] >> my hair probably look like that. >> Try try and look bashful right now. [laughter] >> Dude. >> So, what is this chart trying to say? It's trying to say that out of all the Chinese, Singaporean Chinese is the is the least attractive. >> I don't even know. I It just What's the origin of >> I didn't come up with this. It says, "Social media users said Singapore had no Viviian Chawer, Edison Chen, but experts warned against warped beauty standards shaped by media." >> Yeah, but is is Singaporean even like indig like Chinese? The Chinese people are immigrants to Singapore, right? So, where are they from? >> South. >> Oh, >> like my 23 and me is exclusively
5:03 southeast. [laughter] >> Exclusively southeast. >> You have no chance of anything else. All right. >> 1% Fijian or something. That's from Fiji. >> Fijian. Wow. Is >> that crazy? >> Yeah. >> What does yours say? >> Um, Guangong, mainly mainland China and Taipei. >> Oh, okay. >> Bragging. >> What about yours, Bart? >> But how come like all of them are fine except for one? >> Middle or what? >> It feels like a mean propaganda trick. They're all like Chinese and then I'm like a little drop of Southeast Asian. >> No, but like in that are you Southwest? Are you Southeast? Which one are you? >> I think I'm south. Let me check. >> Southeast. I'm really bad with my geography. >> 99.5% Southeast Asian [laughter] >> way. That's crazy, dude. >> The way [laughter] it's just the way
5:53 you're presenting it. >> It's just what it is. >> 99.5%. [laughter] >> Damn. >> Z. >> Yeah, bro. So, and I'm 4% Japanese apparently. >> What? That's gangster. mostly south southeast. >> Southeast. >> Hey, see >> my sister [laughter] >> brother. >> I don't even know who made this chart, by the way. >> Well, that's been going around. >> It's just like a random uh Chad GBT. >> Honestly, this chart is for a group of Asian people to make fun of one Asian person in their group [laughter] to single out one person. >> But that dude in the bottom, that don't even count. >> It really doesn't. Yeah, >> that looks like Jean Carl European [laughter] >> Zen Jan. What the ████ is that, dog?
6:44 >> Oh, Kazak. >> Oh, >> yeah. Xing Jang Weaguer. >> That makes sense. That makes sense. >> That guy doesn't even look Ka'ak, >> dude. >> That guy looks kind of cute. >> Actually, he's pretty good looking. Look at how hard his jawline that s███'s good looking. Except for >> He's even got the shading right here. >> This is cool, though. Look, a little button nose. You guys don't like button nose. >> I got it when you say button nose. I actually don't think that that's like necessarily ugly. >> Thanks, Brian. I appreciate that. Thank you. I needed that a lot right now. I needed that a lot. >> Seven minutes in, I got my >> That guy got some juicy lips though. >> See, lips are good. I like >> That looks cool. That looks cool to me. >> What else you guys got? >> Come on. Big old ears. >> How do you navigate? >> Honestly, this is this could be my brother, I think. >> Okay. How do you navigate? >> His ears look bigger than Well, he's probably >> the ones I identify with. I identify with >> Yeah. I don't look like those guys at
7:35 all. Yeah, but why do they got why they got to give this guy such an unfair advantage? >> They Larry Cow, dude. That's Larry. >> Larry Cow's Northwest, bro. >> They said I'm 88% Southeast Asian. I'm one of those ████ too. >> Hey, where are they? >> I'm And then 2% Chinese D. >> American, brother. >> What's Chinese? Well, I'm part Peruvian, but what's Chinese D? Can you write Chinese D AI? Yeah, I'm part Oh, I thought it was DI. >> What the hell are these for maybe? That's kind of cool. >> G said um 2.7% Chinese die. >> That's true. >> Cambodian bar right there, bro. [laughter] >> That's old. >> And then 10 10% indigenous American. >> That's Peruvian. >> Indigenous American. 10%. >> My great grandma was uh from Peru. >> That's so
8:26 >> indigenous American. Wow. >> So we're we stole your land. [laughter] Hey, that means Bark could claim native heritage to America. >> That's what I'm saying. Yeah, >> I'm 1% Anatolian. [laughter] What the hell is that? >> He's that weightlifter that acts like a janitor. >> Stupid. >> That's why he's so strong. >> I wish I was that strong. >> Oh, yeah. [laughter] Look, it does look like you. >> Part 1% dog. [laughter] >> You are what you eat, I guess. Huh? Point.1% Iranian. He's part dog. >> 1% Iranian Mesopotamian. >> Oh ████ >> Wow. >> That's crazy. >> Mesopotamian man. >> Spanish. >> Oh, that's >> what the heck. >> Yeah. Oh, dude. That's where you get your head shape. [laughter]
9:17 >> Poor Babylonian and ████ What the ████ >> That's crazy. >> Babylonian. >> But how come his beard looks like yours, Ryan? [laughter] >> Dude, why is he Why's he got that look on his face, too? >> Chinese dye. What is that? I don't even know what the hell that is. >> It looks like a Chinese tribe. >> Indigi, dude. >> Indigenous Chinese. >> Is that what they call Taiwanese? >> Yeah, that guy. Dude, >> that is a stereotypical Mesopotamian man right there. >> I don't have that much chest hair, though. Not yet. >> So, are you mostly Southeast though? >> 88% Chinese and Southeast Asian. >> So, what's is the common trait big lips and button nose? Is that the Is that what was what it is? >> Big lips and button nose. That's our new signature. I guess >> that's supposed to be the average Singaporean man. >> Well, that doesn't look like Nick. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Through AI. Give me Bobby Hundreds.
10:07 >> Why they Who made that? You think a Malaysian made that? >> I think it's one of those things where some random dude just generated it and then it got blown out of proportion. [laughter] >> They did do that one dirty though. >> They did. Yeah, they did. >> Was like Singaporeans don't have a Viviian Chow or a >> Well, yeah. That's the part that's messed up is that someone >> wrote a whole like somebody interpreted this and made a whole article based on it. I see. >> But is there any Singaporean like worldwide known celebrities? >> Not that I know of. >> Not that I know of either. >> Is there like beauty standard? >> Okay. >> I look like her [laughter] >> to be considered handsome. >> I don't even know who that is. >> Yeah. I don't know. Karen Muk. No, I know the old school celebrities. >> Who is this? >> The ones I grew up on as a kid.
10:57 >> Vivian Nuen. It's not the one I'm looking for. >> Well, there she is. >> Vivian Cha. Okay, >> this article is weird. >> That's That's what you guys don't have. >> Damn. >> She's She's Singaporean. >> That's too >> I don't I don't think she >> I swear there's there's ladies in Singapore that look like that. >> Yeah. >> Oh, dude. Yeah. Look like Chinese people, dude. >> Yeah, I think so, too. Honestly. Yeah, bro. Everywhere. >> They just look like Singaporeans. Sometimes they're a little darker. >> Everyone just moves everywhere. >> But then >> if I compare people from Hong Kong to Beijing, they do look different. >> Yeah, that's true. That's true. >> Because Hong Kong's mainly Cantonese people. >> Yeah. Like northern Chinese people are tall. >> Like super tall. >> I always tell my dad, "Why?" >> This is This is who you guys really don't have. >> Yeah, dude. >> The goat. You know her? >> Teresa Tang. >> That's our Whitney history.
11:47 >> You know Terresa Tang? That's really >> I do. You like her? >> Yes, I do. >> Yeah. >> Do you sing any of her songs? >> I used to sing Chinese music. Yeah. >> Oh, >> you trying to tell the Mariah Carey of China about Whitney Houston of China? >> Can I show you a Chinese song that I saw a little kid sing recently? >> Yeah, play it. [laughter] >> Play it. Just kidding. Just the first one.
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