0:00 thank you [Music] so uh I think it's right that we take a moment and we honor the life of uh Lieutenant Allison Russell Elling she was a um a paramedic that had actually been one of the First Responders at 9 11. oh this is her right here and uh randomly when she was just going to get something to eat around the block from her house she was just senselessly stabbed by just a random dude for no reason what the ████ wait she survived and like helped Evacuate the 911 Peeps and then recently she just got stabbed for no reason yeah what floor oh my God do you know what four shoes on 911 I don't know it's like a whole thing there's a
0:50 this sounds cows to me but there's like this weird thing when like if you're talking about 9 11 stories and like your 90th floor or above people like yo but if you're like yeah I was on the I was on the 50th floor everyone's like who says that holy ████ no it's just it's just not a big deal right honestly it's just this weird I've I've gone down this weird Rabbit Hole where like because you investigate me yeah yeah because they're like you want to go down the stairs way too easy right the 90th whatever the ████ 50 is a base though still those guys got killed right like those guys got hit hard so when the plane went diagonal in the building that was like 90 or like 88 to like 97th floor or some ████ so it's like yeah they have a right to complain but like that's what happens among 911 survivors like what for oh
1:40 really you're on the ████ 55th floor who the ████ and obviously obviously if you're like throwing shade at anybody if you're throwing shade for anybody in general that was in the building that's obviously whack but I do understand giving props to somebody who is ████ like on the 98. do something that made it out so there's a cat I read the story too he was on the 92nd floor and I'm not kidding this sounds nuts sounds like it shouldn't have happened he saw one of the planes coming at the window and he got down in his desk and he was one of the only people in his entire office for that survived the plane went over him no the the whole room got set on fire and he just got spared because he like ducked and covered under like this certain desk and like when he got up he said he saw the fuselage the plane it was like ████ explode he explodes everywhere fires everywhere he says like
2:31 I saw all kinds of ████ up ████ where he's like then then I booked it for the stairs and he was one of the few people too where there's no elevators anymore in duh because it was like all filled with plain Fuel and like set on fire so he's like I found one of those collapsed pieces of of ceiling and I was able to like go down into like the lower floors from there but like otherwise staircases were ████ everything else got ████ he was one of the lucky people who got directed to a certain place got lucky dude I mean hit the building ████ do you happen to know if that guy is like one of those people who got lucky but then like feels this like immense guilt probably he sounds like it probably when he's talking about it it's why but no he tells the story about do I saw the nose of the plane hit the building like how ████ give me a break this is the only person to see that huh he's one of the few man that's crazy yeah so uh at the
3:23 memorial ceremony everybody was just like super sad obviously but also because not only was she a 911 responder but she also stayed working through kovid like for for the ENT EMS uh services and yeah she was just like a really like a pillar of that Community yeah and uh she just literally wasn't doing anything and just a random crazy guy ran up to her and just stabbed her to death she goes on punished for nothing yeah that ████ sucks super ████ sucks I know what it does how old was she she was um 60 I should say yeah 60-ish can you say a full name again so we can remember it it is Lieutenant Allison Russo Elling she served for 25 years and she was 61. wow
4:13 wow yeah hey Allison Russo [Applause] it is really funny and kind of lame when people do use 911 as a thing when they're just like that happened to me when I was selling my motorcycle and uh and then this kid took it for a test ride and he didn't come back and I was like the ████ and I was calling him he's left I thought I stole it and then his Dad gives me a call and it's just like hey uh my son's pretty embarrassed he dropped your bike a little ways down the road um he told me that yeah and he was like uh by the way I served at 9 11 under New York fire did you say wait that was his segue into it my son dropped your bike and by the way 90th or ████ off and I need to get the ████ up tell me about how he was a father
5:03 to use it as a you could trust me he's gonna bring it back it'll be cool like everything's fine like I'm up on up and up and he came back finally and I was like dude you you don't have to be that embarrassed like it's fine it's just you drop your own bike because you bought it basically and then I told this kid that hey you know your dad started bringing up 911 when uh when he called me and he's like oh God does it all the ████ time like it was so embarrassing you do you think he was more embarrassed about dropping the bikers dad dropping 911 yeah he was more embarrassed by his dad dropping it's about right it's like a trust me card yeah that's right you know what to not go against the I mean go against the brain dude please don't I'll give it to that dad you know what I mean like that's one of those things context though well okay of course we weren't there we don't know his story or the context but 911 is hands down one of the most ████ impactful things in our entire generation somebody who's
5:53 actually directly a part of it in some way that contributed to some element of course of actually being helpful considering I was in high school and I like as much sympathy as you you think you feel or as much as like I'm gonna go join the Army or whatever and you you don't it's you know what I mean some of definitely fewer people actually participated and did something good I'll give it to him no I'll give it to him but then you bring it up to the guy that's your son is buying I'm just saying that's a byproduct wow that's the best product you know what I mean because it enters that that field of like if he told you that first and said hey I serve you 911 is it cool if my son takes your bike for a ride it just drops it I don't think I would say yes odd thing it's just why even bring it up you got me there yeah that's like us at bubble mofo last night it's like hey I started 9 11. can I order this and it's like what the heck
6:44 is for free just it's like dude thank you thank you for your service a million percent like completely I I respect I respect anybody in New York at all like during that time but then the idea of like trying to use it kind of taints it for me a little bit because he tries to use it yeah and pass it off it makes me think he's a liar yeah a little bit because if you're really like I'm not saying he wasn't but well actually I kind of am but if if you really were in 911 that way I'm sure you wouldn't be bringing it up this like [Music] they're usually more sad that like they're the other homies didn't make it out with them yeah that guy might have been opposing that's what's sad hey
7:34 Cheesecake Factory 50 off the cheesecake you know they don't do that kind of ████ and you would think that if something like that meant so much to your life you wouldn't want to devalue it in a situation as worthless as this and pour it out yeah you know I hate Cheesecake Factory so I served during 9 11. do I get 50 off to go do I have to dine in yeah because on 9 11 it was to go so I hope it's okay with you guys oh Jesus Anthony's got one semi-hot take yeah yeah I was at the airport recently and uh you know we had like an hour before our flight and so we went to this like local Airport Restaurant thing right I don't ████ remember the name of it but it just had a bunch of random stuff I ordered some fries or whatever right I'm like eating and then a couple tables down there's like this dress
8:24 Decked Out vet with his wife but like he looked older but not old he's not like an old guy he's just like an older man tired he looks a little overweight and a little bit you know he looks he doesn't look like he's active but he looks he's dressed up but I'm not gonna judge and he's wearing a military uniform full-on military camo like the whole thing oh camo yeah camo but he's with his wife though okay so but whatever regular civilian pedestrian is that the right word she have big titties or no yeah I couldn't see because it was her back to me it was her back but I was totally looking for it but I couldn't tell anyway I forgot to ask these questions Ryan you have to know and then and then uh the host comes by and we're in Hawaii so like you know they're very they're very nice very I was in Hawaii was he on a base maybe right there's a ton of bases yeah maybe right and then uh she goes and she's like oh how's everything with my body's trying to
9:14 settle up and he's like honestly just the fries were just terrible uh like it just it just wasn't good it just wasn't right and you know it's it's okay whatever it was just really kind of like that kind of energy and I could see her entire emotion because I because I was watching it the whole time and she's like oh my God I'm so sorry blah blah you know really good vibes and she like walks around she has to go talk to her manager she comes back to the register that's right next to us right she's like doing some stuff she reprints what she goes back to him hey I took the fries off but I like really watched the whole thing and he was like okay thank you blah blah right the entire time though and again I'm not making any judgments I just have my own opinion can you just judge just tell us what you saw I had fries I'm eating I'm like fries these are the best ████ fries ever no do they finish the fries though there was no I didn't see anything on the table like none of the food was there so I was just they finished the
10:05 fries I heard the conversation about I was like oh man but I don't know maybe they were bad fries maybe they got a bad batch but you were kind of a careful boy a little guilty boy a little a little bit of you was annoying that he was trying to like use his vet card to get some free fries I didn't say that man I didn't say it just because it's in the context of a 911 situation that wasn't on the 9th floor I'm not saying that I think he was mixing and matching he's like just give me sweet potato give me the regular all right and then he's like oh there's not good that that good friend I am a patriot there you are but then again if we're gonna say that there's veterans that have done really great stuff we also have to say that it's a high probability that there's a small subset of veterans he said it who take advantage of these do you think that they're just like Come What May what's that mean come what me
10:57 me yeah but yes [Music] we can never hit that note it's an optional note optional not even my friend again honor to Lieutenant Allison rooster Elling thank you for your service rip um oh yeah ████ the guy who stabbed her yes absolutely do something about ████ New York man this is insane hey but in New York come with me [Music]
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