0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys where steve hooked me up what are we we are very careful stay careful baby stay careful baby and we got ryan here it's me ryan i'm here right he's the most careful you know why we stay careful we need to protect this and we need to protect jobs for ryan's right jobs for ryan ryan likes money right that's like money brian is good with money too and then he just goes and buys hella expensive guns yeah no no cameras hey this guy is so thrifty though you're very thrifty because he he's like yo hey check it out we got some new ████ drops there's some new discounts on this website and you you is it bothering you no i just wanted you to be good on camera oh thank you thank you thank you it's like your dad just like hey come here a little bit would you give him a ████ clorox swiper no you know i always eat and i have food
0:50 all over my face all the time yeah i thought you gave him a ████ bleach wipe i started wiping my boy you know what you're not the only guy friend that does that for me like multiple guy friends ████ because i always have food on my face are a lot of them dads is it like a dad instinct i have to do that for my wife all the ████ time she eats the same way he does like all of her monsters am i right but i tell her to go clean that ████ up tell them the wait first turn on the damn timer ████ me he's so bad at this dude that's crazy this is why this is why i just sit there and shoot threes the whole time i'm not even looking all right so we got this new thing guys on on careful boys where um you guys can ask us questions we used to do this back in the day back back in the day on facebook where people would ask us questions and we would talk about
1:40 it here but now we got some questions for you and then sometimes we will sporadically talk about it on our instagram so make sure you guys follow all of us so i asked a fun little question and this one was the most cool answer yeah and you know us careful boys we're all about being cute and safe so cute answers k-a-y-o-o-k-u there it is we got a question from todd loom i think he's been to me jesus christ this is ████ cute how has bart and joe kept their relationships strong over time oh track all track that's all ████ that's so boost we're at jk guys you guys can't see because you guys are obviously the cameras are all set up but joe and bart they're constantly looking at each other in the eyes they're constantly licking lips they're constantly just making eye contact we can't even we're not even we're barely in the room you guys are
2:30 just staring at me how long is our friendship because okay this i think jk's 15th year what or 14th or 15th jesus 2007. do the math 15 next year that's actually pretty crazy guys that's actually nuts yeah that's crazy i can't believe we survived on youtube for this long please but we've known each other since like 2004. oh ████ that's super durable another round of applause how many years is that that's a whole ass high schooler right there don't they say it oh high you're about to be an adult friendship yeah do you guys have anniversaries with each other no the reality is our relationship is super strange we're not friends we just do it for the camera we're true influencers you know what i mean like we do it for the views and
3:20 ████ well real talk though like uh i believe they say something like most friendships only last where connections and relationships only last like seven years or something like that yeah right and like people oftentimes recycle their social media is that also associated with because you know they say you get brand new cells every seven years so maybe you're a brand new person every seven years so that's why it's a seven year people do change though like just seven years is a good enough time to like kind of go into another phase of life right like that yeah i mean people cycle through jobs like we did we've been bart and joe two times yeah oh ████ seven and then seven you guys really like each other man i think um well at least for me the experience has shifted from friendship to like family so it's like family no it's like it's like that means you love him but you don't always like him you got to say that who's paul walker and who's ████ vin diesel i mean look at him yeah it's like it's it's
4:14 i think it's like that level of comfort where it's it's it doesn't feel like there's this weird you're a different person anymore you know what i mean like like you're you're like i'm coming into your house it's more like it's barton geo's house but it's our it's our house so no because because i was on this i was thinking about this like i did this whole ass road trip with hannah right and then like one of our stops was like sleeping over barts and stuff so we were there and you were looking at hannah you're looking at a bar and you're like i rather sleep with bart i'm used to cuddling with him and hannah's like so would i everybody would rather sleep with bart you know but um we stayed in one of his most comfortable ass ████ rooms right one of his one of his many most comfortable ████
5:04 is it how many rooms five five there's way more dude there's way more yeah but i had a super great sleep experience and when we woke up um hannah was like it's probably because you're in this space where you're with like family and people that you're familiar with and then it's a cozy place it wasn't the mansion because we were on the road non-stop that's why and i wasn't getting good sleep you know and i was like damn that's true and after that we we went to hop around do some other stuff and i'm like i can't sleep again so you drove back to this i was at another family member's house but i was like you didn't sleep very well there an actual family you go to real blood and you're like i'm uncomfortable this way i didn't have a bed there that's why so i so was the man ████ the mansion had the bed right no there's actually another i have a family
5:55 that remember that lives in vegas but there was no bed in the extra room and i came late so then i was like oh ████ i don't want there's no bed storage right automatic blinds you have in your house that's what makes it the ones that come out uneven right hey man i can understand you know the comfort there's like that once you cross a certain threshold where you've been through enough ████ with somebody just like any relationship guy girl whatever you know what i mean it's like there's just that like threshold of comfort where you're like yo i'm not trying to ████ around making any new friends at this old age and try to invest so much to get that comfortable where i know exactly what we get every single time i stay making hella friends i don't think bart would but i do but i know that you know he's one of the few well dude yeah you guys tell us stories like bart will be standing in his window and then he looks out in his backyard in the morning and joe's in his ████ pool
6:46 and he didn't even know that joe was over oh yeah wait is that a real story yeah where weren't you were you training with don at the time or i forgot what happened oh yeah that's true but i was like i was like okay come over and use the pool whatever and then i and i scheduled a training session so they went through the side door and i went outside and i was like oh babe joe's in the back swimming that's hilarious yeah yeah so what would you guys say just for a curiosity was like maybe like the hardest moment in your guys relationship i don't know if we've ever had one no you know what i think i do see joy like family though i got i got lucky because it's hard to find the combo of friendship but also being able to do business with someone and because of uh this was my first experience i didn't know how hard it was until i tried working with other people and i saw like my own friends getting getting
7:37 into business with their friends and stuff and i was like oh ████ so this is actually like not normal yeah what drives you ████ nuts about each other yeah that's a real question dude i think it's gotten to the point where i accept his flaws but i laughed explicitly so okay so but if you had to rank them but if i had to if we were gonna go there because we're gonna that is family though that's family that's the most family thing i've ever heard my aunt's the one that farts and laughs at the same time like that's dude your mom you wrote this guy i think we all know i think we all know this about bart is that when he has a goal no matter what his persistence sometimes it could be great like hey let's let's let's do something for like a business or whatever right you want that guy on your team but when you don't want to ████ do something he'll badger you until you
8:28 break and he will keep doing it for years like trying to get all of us to move to vegas it's kind of working the thing the thing is the funny thing is so like me and joe's first like homie circle that's also like their complaint too but i don't even know that i'm doing it but then one time they're explaining it to me they're like this is how it is bart there's times where you're like yo you wanna let's go out and eat dinner i already told you i've ate dinner i'm full yeah and then 30 minutes later i don't know how but we're both at denny's together again and i'm like i'm so sorry i don't even know how come on let's half of my food be cooked in the fridge and i'm at ████ at a cafe with this dude today's video is brought to you by curology guys if you're out there and if you're like me well don't be like my former self all right i used to shampoo my hair and i
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11:50 was like you guys want to go for a walk yeah but i think his unpredictability and his craziness is also what brings his genius to whatever stuff that he does so i just accepted that joe is crazy and then so like uh like when when he was gonna come over uh jill was like okay cool like when should i get the the sheets like done so that the bed's clean i was like honestly you can't predict anything it could be 10 a.m it could be 10 p.m it could be oh ████ i'm ████ gambling at the encore i'm not coming over for two days it could be literally anything just do what makes it convenient for you because if you're like a stickler to what the schedule is going to be i'm like it's going to be ████ dude you could say the term to everyone in this room it's joe and then they they already know what that means even though the subject could be whatever the ████ it is they have their own beating in their own head
12:41 it's like but it fills in the blank and we're all like yeah that's true okay yeah yeah my favorite is that one time we're talking about joe's like wait does everybody think i'm wild just shirtless ████ black feet on the table with the weapon in his hand like what the ████ [Laughter] that's joe's essence right there dude and it's funny how that works because he's like the most scheduled to the minute two seconds too scheduled and i'm like the opposite of that like i like a rough schedule so i have an idea but that that that schedule can be destroyed and bombed upon if i don't feel like it he schedules sex dude with his wife she sits here with cold eyes and she tells she's like he's ████ puts it on a schedule you guys have a google calendar he invites her to it yeah yeah she has a book that time like a couple weeks in
13:31 advance for that's gonna happen yeah to be honest i actually uh over this past weekend uh after like i told you guys when i was gonna sleep at this house with nina but then uh we ended up getting caught up at this concert so uh he was like just be at my spot at 9 45 in the morning right obviously we're ████ i was drunk i was hungover wake up in the morning and i'm like hurrying nina out of the hotel i'm like we gotta ████ get to bars she said by 9 45 she's like yo okay bo no you don't understand this guy's ████ like military time guy he's like be there at 9 45. he's sitting there 9 30 waiting for you like it's ████ scary and he's the only one he's there with a cup of coffee like man why are you late dude he's like i gotta show up he's coming out he's like fully dressed like he's taking an interview he's got his vlog camera ready to go with the same ████ tissue in his didn't have a yeah do blade schedule those two or whatever unpredictable dude he's very in tune with his body if you guys could have had
14:21 like a snapshot of how me and joe used to work together because he's like so he's like super out there i'm super like this is what i have to do with my schedule when we first started jk on the the original like property or like house we lived on it was like a like a triplex so he lived in the back and i lived in the middle and since i want to schedule a bunch a bunch of things i was like i need a schedule and he goes i can't have a schedule because i need to write like whenever i'm inspired right and then so uh what we ended up like i guess um our compromise was like okay what are the overlap times that we're awake because he back then he would sleep out i was on the bobby lee schedule dude yeah and then wake up at like ████ 3 p.m or whatever right and i've always been like sleep by 10. i just my body just shuts down so we end up having like the schedule where like
15:11 we meet i think from like 11 a.m to three because that was the hour's at that was like uh where it overlapped and so you would see him come out in the back he brings out this foldable table and then you you see him like make like his espresso you have this whole thing like his ████ hook [Laughter] on a pull out table like he would i would just i can hear the folding table being dragged behind him as he walks by the way so like we both had like a hookah in here we both had a quarter where he would like write one or two sketches a week i write one or two sketches and we would like you know like do a read and figure it all out and i'm there like writing i guess somehow writing comedy in like the most military way and i look out with like the blinds how's he doing ████ smoking as hookah going crazy and feels inspired and i would just hear random piano keys playing now
16:02 i don't know but somehow like the madness worked somehow which is crazy one of the funniest things about being on the show for many years is that you guys are so comfortable with each other and you guys go back so far that you'll just we'll just be doing an article or we'll be doing like whatever we're doing right now and you guys will mention like remember brian like back you know oh yeah that was crazy and then you guys were just talking about this guy that nobody else knows who the ████ you're talking about and we're like who the ████ are you talking about and then everyone at home they're probably like sitting there eating their food like who the ████ the ████ is the ████ is this guy i still watch to the end of it ████ just help me help you we have so much history though it's like three years of no youtube just regular friendship and then all the youtube and then all the personal life stuff yeah of course no but that's but that's so the
16:52 comfortability is so there that you could just bring that up and then you like talk to each other and then you guys are like literally just conversating with each other like you've always said jk's like conversations in the parking lot and you guys are really doing that but then sometimes it's like hey what the ████ going on though what the ████ is going on steve how long have you known these guys oh man i mean it feels like it's been forever but but we clicked like immediately as soon as he came in here we're like oh ████ dude that this guy's cool yeah as soon as i saw you at tim's roast like this guys sent some more sensibility yeah i was very blown away when i came here because i really i actually even i got busted a little bit because i really didn't know jk at all and i don't like to i'm i'm a strong cold improviser i don't like to know what's going on before i go into something so that i can not have expectations i can just be comfortable and just walk in and just like learn it all as i go and like the first video i'm
17:43 in uh i don't even know bart's name and then and then yeah i totally get but i totally get busted by geo she's like you don't know his ████ name and i'm like no no no i didn't know of course but i really had no ████ idea what you're doing cause you're walking into a room you don't remember everyone's name in me yeah it's a lot of people are remembering they all look slandy-eyed to you huh yeah yeah oh they all look identical that was the hardest part they're all barking did you call did you call him joe yeah i don't remember but i might have i i don't it was i remember because i heard of joe malia i thought his name was joe malia yeah that was it last name malia i had heard of joe malia before because i was a maker and i don't know like tim was around and like so i had heard of you you heard of joe molly at what maker studios well i was in maker yeah these guys are making a cult over there or
18:34 some ████ but i never heard a jk when i was over there it wasn't they didn't call it jk they they said jomalia a bunch so i i just remember hearing about joe malia he's talking about joe ballier dude yeah i don't know and so and i had i think i'd seen your picture before too and you you were a ████ mean looking dude back then too like you remember your some of your pictures oh the ball headed yeah the bald headed one that's when i was just trying that is the whole like different lifetime too when me and bart were friends during that time growing up and then transitioning into youtube that was a different freaking era because i think youtube actually got me to cure my ptsd gotcha yeah from this neighborhood i expected you to be a completely different dude than when i came in the room and then i was like oh he's like so he enjoys to eat because we're so used to like the 90s late 2000s like sgv like gang error of the sgv me and joyce to
19:25 eat and when people first started recognizing us but hey you see that for looking at us i'm like oh ████ all right we just think something's gonna pop off so we're just getting ready to throw it down in the middle of a restaurant and then they'll like come up sometimes it'll be a table full of gangsters yeah like tattooed up they're all whispering they're like it looks like they're plotting yeah but they were just egging each other on to like have somebody go up to us and ask us if we're the the youtube guys yeah and they're like oh ████ they come up like they're like hey are you those youtube guys or whatever and then my heart's like pumping like ████ man and then oh ████ yeah and then when we said yeah they start get like the fangirl comes out they're like oh my god ████ it you're the guy like it's him and then all their ████ thug buddies start giggling and coming over and ████ it's like a different side of human beings man but that really helped like see us see people differently
20:15 like not everyone's you know gonna fight you or whatever or stab you yeah i thought everything was like a fight waiting to happen everywhere you still feel that way uh way better now but when i go to clubs i still feel weird i remember we went to like a youtube i don't like clubs you're also an introvert so that would be weird too yeah yeah dude imagine bart at a club dude yeah we went to a club that one time what was that like i don't know you guys lost you guys really quickly feel like you guys drifted off if i found a mattress on my earlier yeah i've never seen partner club he's got a bloody nose right now i would love to see bart in the club we went to the club in australia yeah and i just saw geo push the ████ out of that dude down on the floor oh yeah did you push some dude did i not mention this no dude okay first of all it's most this is my first time meeting geo and bar and joe and casey in australia and then ████ it's just one of those nights where
21:05 everybody's getting out and going social and there's this ████ club we're on tour so like after the tour would go and hang out oh ████ and then everybody's just standing in a circle because you know there's a ████ ton of like fans inside so it even as like a bunch of like social influencers and youtubers like first we just get there we start chilling but people are being weird always you know and this one guy comes up like while we're all just standing in a circle and just starts being really weird with his dancing and just gets up onto geo and at first i'm like i have no idea what geo is like by any means right i honestly i'm like oh it's bart and joe who are doing like the the actual shows and jio's kind of just there i'm like cool maybe she's just their admin assistant or whatever right guy starts dancing on her and she ████ turns up and she pushes so hard i swear it's like 10 feet this little flies and like rolls ████ like rolls right and i'm like oh ████ like a ████ putty and power
21:56 ranger he disintegrates all right i'm going to be her friend make sure she's she's on my safe side you're always kind of scary as ████ that was the same club that i got kissed up by an indian dude oh yeah they give him a deep kiss on his cheek what is this yeah where was he where what was it that's why he doesn't like going to clubs bro he has weird trauma about chloe it was a blur bro i think it was brisbane though but see you just told us the story is if we all heard it before i never heard that story i think he's told us so this guy i don't know anything about the story we're just having a good time letting loose because you know we're only going to spend a day or two in every city we're going to be in so we go to the club and i'm there and it's usually kind of like a safe space it's like the promoters and the promoters friends and somehow i don't know people stragglers will make it into our group somehow uh but my guards are down so
22:48 we're just having a good time dancing around whatever and then this guy comes up to me and he tells me that he's a fan oh that's dope dude and then he's like can i have a hug on my shirt and then we we embrace and then he kisses me on my ear oh that's weird i was like what the ████ keeps me on the lips full not here i looked at it and i was like ████ this is so weird i don't even know what to do you said that i don't know i was thinking about it every funny people said that hey don't do that well i don't know because i'm like never got kissed in a year that's wild bro but then like but then if i yell at him i'm also yelling on a fan i feel bad and then i'm like if i punch him then that's like assaulting assaulting yelling and you're like what if i punch him i'm just like they're not then i'm punching a fan you're spitballing you're spitballing i'm just like listening i'm just listing out all the options and i i think i just the option i chose
23:39 was i'm just going to stay in place frozen place you basically went through sexual harassment he just froze and then he froze and as soon as he left i couldn't wait to tell joe and jill that fights got kissed by a dude you guys are famous man i was like that was crazy dude all that military training and you froze but you don't get trained for that kind of stuff maybe they should they don't train you ████ like you're ████ in the battlefield some guy comes up to you and kisses you and ████ they need to up the training yeah i mean ████ kissing on the cheek i'd probably be like oh he's italian but kissing on the ear is so different yeah didn't you say recently the military gone soft maybe they are doing kissing training though now they are yeah they probably are now just on the ear though start slow what was the actual question
24:29 like how are your friends still and not hate each other why are you guys still friends why are you guys still friends everybody else balanced [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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