0:00 we want so we're gonna book him for for a show okay to speak not more couple no no like an Asian American like okay panel right something he's used to doing when he shows up it's a 911 deniers group [Music] welcome back to a extremely important episode of careful boys today we have Chris and Farina with us oh hello we are currently off the Record and that's good because we have to talk about something that should not go on the record for very special reasons oh no but we're being filmed what is the perfect prank we can pull on Anthony Wow Let's plan this out because when he gets back well this we had to do the prank and then this video had to go out
0:50 oh you want to do like it could be part of the vid well what's our budget how long has he gone for I mean he'll probably be here next time if it's Anthony I'm prepared to spend the whole annual budget and reducer guys just pay buy another 40 and you're gonna liquidate Furniture yes yeah whatever it is let's do it you were saying something pretty good a second ago you said you wanted to tell them that JK was over or something yeah so we're we're like hey dude JK it's done it sucks man I mean I did call it six months ago I was kind of right about that but here and here we are and so like yeah and then um so yeah anyways so yeah it's been real thank you very much but then like we all keep filming together that would be hilarious and he just sees the uploads yeah because we've been having so much fun haven't we not been having a lot of fun without him been in
1:41 Hawaii wearing like samish outfits like that's fine I wore the same kind of stuff anyway we should get a new guy to host like a completely new guy but very similar to Anthony yeah yeah [Laughter] is there a particular guest that he would like flip do we get Jackson can we get Jackson away Jackson wins but then we get like but he knows Jackson I'm talking about a guy that he would be like but doesn't he idolize Bobby hundreds yeah yeah yeah and we specifically we already had him to have them without Anthony leader that'd be funny to get a guess that he would love to be here for but he's not yeah yeah who would it be Rihanna Beyonce oh I could probably make
2:31 that work yeah yeah we should get a deep fake of Beyonce he wouldn't ████ know dancer braids are different so he'll think he'll think it's like even though it's like a little wobbly he won't know Beyonce oh dude how about how about we do something where like we uh this is so elaborate if we set up some kind of an article right and then we go oh there's a video corresponding to this article we play the video and it's really just a bunch of cameos of famous people ████ on Anthony oh ████ that's a really good one that's really good we could pay it dude we could pay out we'll get Lance Bass dig it up a chicken there's a bunch what's the cheapest Cameo we can get dude dude they're so cheap right now did you see that reduced list yeah yeah oh my God taizon days like 28 bucks oh bro that's sick he gets
3:21 like chocolate rain I got him I got him on my phone yeah we'll just do you think we'll be able to have them for a whole guest instead of just like on Cameo what do you mean taizon day yeah no like all those reduced list guys hello Anthony Lee I guess you're not gonna be on just getting news anymore hire them to fire Anthony Chocolate Rain JK news is over yeah congrats it's all your creative in but all right he's like chocolate Ray JK news is over can we do like a physical prank where like he walks in and I don't know the floor caves in or something just like that his name Eric Eric Andre yeah we could do Eric Andre type things I was um well you have like a chainsaw guy come in
4:11 here dude we get a special effects makeup artist we have a chainsaw guy coming here and he just decapitates all of them he's horrified yeah horrified right and then we all sit up and called the ████ can we stage like an argument or like a robbery or something oh robbery and then and then he gets scared and he runs outside trips and falls and he breaks his legs and he can't dance yeah he can't dance or we get we get fans like we find them and then
5:01 we're just filming normal and the fans line up and he has to do autographs or something obsessed with him or bring his exes on dude I'm meet and greet the only line is for Steve and not Anthony oh we paid fans to come in line up in the Steve [Applause] yeah yeah yeah we do a JK meet and greet where everyone gets their own line but we pay we tell if you're gonna come you have to only line up at Steve's table out there and Steve is right next to Anthony and the only the only thing you can the fans can do is they have to ignore Anthony no ask him to hold the
5:51 camera you take the picture they can't even make eye contact basically my hard photographer yeah all day oh my God that's so good and they have no idea who he is like hey like do you know oh cool yeah damn oh my you could put some tables out there we'll all line up everyone can go down the line and everyone just skips Anthony we have like actual Flyers we sign God his table's left everyone leaves right after or we could stage something you know he always wants to go with a driving range what if we stage something with like a actor where he like beefs it with him over like a club or like his spot he's like hey man I usually I usually swing off that it's my spot that's my spot and it's like a Tom Harley Hardy or like a real one like a real actor that he's like oh my God that we know anything here get like some buff dude to like have beef with them and we're all like trying to stay out of it ████ I
6:42 don't think Anthony would fight though well he doesn't have to fight he's a guy who's gonna get a hardcore Boulder yeah yeah he's in a bulldog she didn't want to fight dude that'd be kind of funny it's not bad or maybe he does stand up to him and he looks back like you're gonna protect us right and then we run yeah we're not there we're like oh no dude you're on your own bud sorry let me just do that what about we take him golfing and when he hits the ball it ████ explodes and then he's he's just covering soot that you see his eyes like cartoons yeah he's completely covered in Black Anthony is like doesn't like doing JK news before coming here dude I got it we we
7:33 bring a guest like a surprise guest Midway through the day so he doesn't like he'll just they'll just cold walk in and it'll be a little person and they're like hey what do you want to throw me yeah but it's dressed up as us like they're all dressed up yeah it's about Little People versions yeah we get up like all right I think we're gonna have a relief pitcher come in all right guys like something my buddy for his birthday he was like Hey I want to hire some little people for my birthday you can do it and I was like I was like what he sends us the ████ link to the website and it's a whole full service for birthday little people for little people yeah old little people they'll box each other from like 800 bucks or something like that like it's ████ crazy though that's Anthony's like dream dude I'm gonna send you that link that's Anthony's dream what do you think about it could be the thing yeah figure this out or they're hiding in his
8:24 arcade machine when he starts playing it they just pop out oh I got one let's pretend that we wanna we want him to speak on a panel okay we want so we're gonna book him for for a show okay to speak at more couple no no like an Asian American like okay panel right something he's used to doing when he shows up it's a 911 deniers group and he's the ████ keynote speaker yeah and everyone there is like prominent like guys that roll books around 9 11. I was inside a job and then they introduced Anthony so he introduced Anthony Lee as one of the prominent Asian Americans Loose Change live like basically he's into performance he does he's doing the dance the one you said it's called the twins
9:16 he uses the Michael Jackson lean technique and then he brings it back up he's like you think that's what happened but it did it it's so good dude that's amazing fill it with people how come we're not writing this stuff down dude right we have interns who are doing that I forget this is what this is yeah okay that's a good a big strong Contender that's called a banger yeah yeah 911 did it really though make them the billboard that's really yeah really really strong 911 gets served yes sir you got sir that's good damn I like that can we do something to his car I mean he's always parking it out there he's not looking at it I mean you know how to spit on cars yeah yeah we get 30 dudes to spit on it that'd be perfect
10:07 I I I could kind of get behind that I hide a little person in the back and cover them and then when he goes to leave yeah we have a secret camera where are we going I have a heart attack he actually am I driving or we get him at JK here and he's like on a hosting day where he's kind of distracted and we're like hey dude we've had like rats or some ████ I don't know what's going on we get a little person in a ████ yeah in a rat costume oh ████ and we have him like crawling through big holes in the wall we already have holes what the heck we're gonna get a little person right in the back of a car with ████ like a choke choke wire and they're gonna try to choke them and you oh what the ████ are you doing and then the little person's like you I heard on Jacob knees you're trying to you don't you don't like us yeah you think we're a ████
10:58 joke he's only ever said he loves them to get one like uh to wear like a almost like a false trash can and just hide in the bathroom and we just wait for Anthony to go in there that'd be ████ hilarious and we just have multiple props throughout the day get one like that and we could get one or or we just do one out of the trash can right here mid video we put the trash can in the back and while he's hosting guy comes out like and it's like and we'll do like a Hot Topic like a serious issue like say it's on like abortion or something it is abortion news and then he pops out just to ████ you know some ████ that he has to like really be focused on you know what I mean no I think we should get like a little person stripper and Anthony has to tell tragic news while he gets a lap dance and we'll call it the little challenge
11:49 the little challenge dude we get a 911 Survivor to come on the show yes and confront him because it's so ████ up yep like what he perpetuates cheese a firefighter and then yeah we have the survivors back oh my God this guy's talking mad ████ yeah we're like this guys look this guy's ████ toxic I can't believe I can't believe what a 911 denier dudes you think I wasn't ████ there
12:39 you don't think it happened and it's a little person I know you think we could get one wow a little person that survived 911 I mean you could hire a little person actor and just have him say they did a person do anything I do like that that's a whole list Nick's got it send it Spiderman it wasn't a Superman dude I'm telling you the list of categories and options they have on this website was astounding it was something to Marvel at dude it was it was a trip or hire kids in a classroom and I like the him having to speak on 911 like do a PowerPoint or something for these kids that's good that's so good and we prepare the PowerPoint for him Push the Button he's like here's why dance is so important to the youth and he clicks and is like why 911.
13:31 at this point he would never trust us to do that no no you have to be clever yeah it really it would just have to happen yeah yeah there can't be like you could get police showing up hire some cops and they could like FBI aspirin oh they could be like and he could be in trouble for something It's gotta be an Ambler who's Jeep Cherokee is that outside that's a you fall for that instantly yeah yeah a knock on the door two cops yeah anybody anybody on that Jeep Cherokee yeah exactly and then and then and then all these cops come in and give them a lap dance [Applause] and we pay him extra be like make sure you get a hard dick in his face he loves that ████ wait wait wait I can't tell if
14:22 we should get him maybe female strippers though why why why because Anthony's gay he might be like oh titties dude so much so much of his characteristics are just not true we keep flip-flopping untrue he's he's a gay 911 denier that hates little people that sounds about right to me everything's not a womanizer yeah and a womanizer yep checks out you can go ahead I mean honestly though if it was female strippers he would have a worse time yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think yeah like he would be way more uncomfortable if it was females yeah big strong man and we both know why but we don't need to say it that's true because he's gay I like that one of like two very convincing cops police officers
15:14 that are that are strippers and then and then they milk the like the scariness yeah they they arrest him tie him up and then they just dude if he's handcuffed already like it's something serious yeah they handcuff him and then we sit them down get the show started yo okay you go first you go first you go first no no I didn't have one of them okay we get a guy to come in here right and he's like he's like hey somebody here's one twenty five thousand dollars and he's like and it's we're looking for the the Shoemaker who won 25 000. and then Anthony because it's like yeah I have 25 000 in cash we see it 25 000 cash for the Shoemaker and when Anthony says it he's like you just got served you've been served oh he got shoes you're being sued for 25 000. oh by
16:06 Bobby hundreds for copying the design of the shoe yeah boom yeah triple Whammy we call him in to work one day and there's a foreclosed sign on the thing it's shut down he shows up him that's a closet and little people yeah oh let's go day after yeah so in he send the link send it well you know how Anthony's kind of like pro-asian hate right yeah so um I kind of feel like what we should do is well for one I don't think that's right so we need to have an intervention yeah that's like your personal thing right you have to it's as as an Asian American I think I have to stand up against Asian hey and if he's the king of Asian honey then I I got we got problems right so I
16:58 think we should propose that he gets the keys to the city and we're in Good Old Monterey Park and and since we have connections to the mayor here maybe we can invite um Anthony for keys to the city of Monterey Park but it's a it's really just the intervention like when he shows up we get all the Asian senior citizens right there and we tell them this is the man that's been beating up all the old things all over town and now you need to speak your mind on how you feel about him yeah so I'm here I think that'll be good and then the whole time they're like thank you and then they're like actually now we heard that you're a huge perpetuator of Asian hey so here's the community they want to tell you something nervous yeah there it is I think it's a standing on perfect yep and then everyone just says ████ you ████
17:48 that's how the video is yeah dude the funniest thing is remember when he we had um we had that one Indian dude who's like a finance guy oh desperate desperate yeah and then Anthony wasn't here when Jasper got here so this guy's really serious right and then um Jasper came he sat down and he was like hey uh just to let you guys know I I can't really like weigh in on any raunchy stuff so um if that's okay if you can be considerate of your humor you know and we were like oh we got you dude totally cool we're not gonna make jokes like that Anthony then arrives late and Cincinnati all right we gotta catch up let's get this going starts and would you rather ████ mom or dad well he just keeps trying to make jokes and we're not laughing at him we're just like okay and Anthony was like what the ████ all right what the hell is wrong with you guys
18:39 we could do that for one day just for uh what happened I did that for seven years but it would be funny if we set up a certain like guest where um you know we we we're all like aware of one type of behavior and we hold it yeah and we're totally different around them yes then on it or something yeah like we get like a like we get like a like a priest or something like a chaplain or something you know and then and it was just here to talk about God's stuff or or we get a guest who's like cool with us and we just tell them like someone who's kind of scary looking someone's a little big a little Burly man and we just tell him before yeah when Anthony's hosting like hey just like if he says anything just like flip out you get yeah get offended like yeah Anthony yeah and then just ████ dip out or something better yet have you have the guy like compliment
19:29 his biceps like damn like what's up and then just see how he reacts he'll probably flirt back yeah he'll be down yeah you know why because I don't know why I don't know but yeah what do you think I know why we can have someone to scare him to like either way to be really like comfortable making really mess up jokes and that guy's playing along until Anthony jumps in and then he just goes why'd you have to say that man what the ████ does that mean ████ that Joe pestered haha funny like that huh you think I'm funny I think I'm funny we get a we get like a retired mobster yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and then Anthony makes a joke and the guy's like ha ha who's co-siding this guy yeah yeah who's friend are you why'd you say that and then we're all just like oh yeah so far they can sweat a little bit a lot
20:19 of good ideas guys and then the guy flashes a piece and then we're all like shoot him go ahead he's the one that said it tell him shoot murder him ████ ████ they don't tell anybody we have a guess we should have a guest um start choking on something or whatever and then Anthony has to give him [Laughter] afterwards he he has a CPR we're like yeah you kissed him dude yeah CPR and then the guy's getting up the guy is getting a massive boner tongue his mouth but we're recording it and we're like we have footage of you being gay and we play it forever dude it's the intro to JK and then the guy that's getting CPR grabs the back of his head and goes
21:10 no he grabs the back of his head and he goes blah blah JK sound effects baby a classic sound the range is so good that it could be something as elaborate as cops to just a guy joking to kiss him to a guy getting mad you know I think all these are funny we just have to find a way to work it's realistic 911 event where's this event by the way we're organizing it we're booking the event we'll book a ballroom maybe Minnesota theater I'll get the Loose Change guy maybe a few prominent members of the 911 Community yeah you can even start it like serious like you can start talking just like everyone will have their scripts and when it's his turn you can also have the audience in on it where they can like Boo him
22:09 it's got to start with Anthony like it's dark right yeah and there's a spotlight and it's like all right it's go time Anthony he starts the show he does his dance right and as he's dancing we're gonna project on the background like the 911 two Twin Towers like reappearing and then like everything and in the back it's gonna be saying ████ like did it really happen though and all these things right and everyone's like whoa and then when Anthony's done with this thing the panel has all the people we asked them to sit down and then the host comes out and says welcome to the 911 deniers sponsored by Nazi Germany
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