0:00 We don't have a good culture for female cops in America. I don't think that's the best place to be a female cop. >> You imagine like a you go to a construction site that are known to catcall Yeah. >> and something happens there and you got like a hot ass cop going there like I don't think any of those fools are going to respect what the hell she has to say. Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys where we discuss very highly divisive issues that most people would never want to touch. Um today's topic and you can go first cuz I'm sure you'll have a very good response. Race, race, race. Should women be cops? Oh, gender. Ooh, that's a good one. Could I be honest? >> Yeah, you should be honest. ████ no. Okay, you didn't have to say it like that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How about hear me out. Okay.
0:50 Polynesian women. I think they are allowed. Hell ████ no, BECAUSE THERE'S POLYNESIAN GUYS. AH, I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT. SO THE WAY that I think about I guess my philosophy is um if you think about the most heinous of crimes, right? And you list them. Okay. Just murder, like grape, kidnapping. Those are like the ones that we try to avoid and we want to bring those numbers down. Yeah, there's the greatest hits. The greatest hits. We want to bring those numbers down. We don't want them to be the greatest hits. And usually the victims of those are women. Okay. So to me, I don't care like that there are yeah, some ████ ████ out there that could run a marathon in an hour or whatever. They can keep up with the dudes. That's awesome, good for you. But generally speaking, if women are the
1:40 prey of these type of actions, why would you want sheep patrolling the wolves? That's my thought process. So to me, I'm like cuz if I was a criminal and I'm out trying to ████ grape a ████ and I see a hot ass chick driving a black and white, to me I'm like that's the pinnacle. I'mma find a way to grape her. Okay. Cuz that's the ultimate sheep. You know what I mean? What a great example. If I If I put myself in those shoes >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't put myself in those shoes, but if I did, I would be like what is what's level 10 cuz that's really going to get my jolly's going. I think most people say that women shouldn't be cops because like they get overpowered too easily by like dudes, right? >> I think that's where I agree cuz like because we just have so much ████ video of that. Of them just getting rag dolled. They
2:30 get absolutely wrecked. And they get rag dolled by like normal 45-year-old dudes that are not physically fit. >> Now give them meth and see what happens. They're picking these ████ up and throwing them through walls. >> Give them bath salts. Even ████ dudes get rag dolled by dudes. So So when I was going to East LA Community College, I was taking this music class and then the teacher found out that I was a Marine and he was like cuz he's old school, he's like 70 or something. He's like, "Wait, you're a Marine? Aren't you kind of short to be a Marine?" And I was like, "Wait, what?" I didn't know there was like a height whatever. So I went and looked looked it up and I guess back then like Vietnam War era, you had to be 5'10 to be a Marine. And it was later on I think they started to realize physical characteristics doesn't really justify like athletic ability. That is so stupid for the the style of war that Vietnam was. You had a
3:22 huge ass dudes and they can't climb into a tunnel. Yeah, and they have to like be tunnel rats. That's insane. >> So now they do have like physical assessment tests, right? So like Navy SEALs could be 5'5 or 5'6 if they can do everything else. So that to me is like if the female can do all of that then awesome, maybe she can be a cop. But there's a lot If you really hold a high physical standard, a lot of dudes can't even uphold that. And that's when you see the dude take the gun away from the cop, shoot him with his own gun, drive off with the cop car, you know? And I'm like, and if these guys are supposed to police wolves, you need like the ultimate Rottweiler to police the wolves. >> Do you see we I guess we're thinking more on the physicality side. Do you see any disadvantages mentally? ████ be freaking out, bro. They be freaking out. >> Yep. IT'S A ████ SPIDER.
4:15 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? THAT ████ HAPPENS, DUDE. I'LL send you that. I'll send you that. From my personal experience with having a lady at home, they're going to freak out bad. >> But Latina, though. Unless you have a ████ level-headed lesbian, I don't think so. I will tell you some dope ████ though. I think when it comes to undercover, it should be everybody. Because I saw some dope ass ████ in China, right? There was a a hostage situation where there was a guy like holding a person with a knife. And then um they're all trying to like, "Hey, you know, calm down." or whatever. This ████ undercover Chinese lady came on a bicycle, went from the side I was like, "What the f███?" I might have made up the gun, but she did she did she did do she did
5:05 something. Did something. >> involved. She was involved. >> She ████ did like a Chinese jump kick or something. Okay. That is cool. Just to make sure everyone knows, there's some badass lady cops out there, I think. I I Haven't seen any examples. I honestly I rarely see them, though. When you talking about America, when you talk about like the way we do policing, I think that there's a huge distinction. Because when you go to Asia, even the dudes look like they could get manhandled. There's like 4-ft cops in Asia, right? That it's like Yeah, but it reflects the population, and the population doesn't ████ go wild. >> Respect for authority is much higher out there. >> They play different, right? And the chance that another guy in China is going to be a Frankenstein's monster size is lower.
5:55 >> They're handling a guy that's probably 4 ft, too. Probably their size and weight, yeah. >> it's honestly more so the culture, though. Cuz I think in No, like in America, if you're like if you're a like a substitute teacher in the hood, you better be a 6'2 guy if you want to ████ You're going to get jumped. >> Yeah, or if you want to command the classroom. But in another culture, it's like, "Oh, the teacher's here." Everyone's bowing. It doesn't matter how tall Yeah, the culture's different, man. >> Dangerous Minds. It's like you better go with a protein shake this morning, brother. But then there's really like it's like you said, we don't have a good culture for for female cops, I don't feel like. No, that's In America, I don't think that's the best place to be a female cop. >> You imagine like a you go to a construction site that are known to catcall. Yeah. And something happens there, and you got like a hot-ass cop going there, like
6:45 I don't think any of those fools are going to respect what the she has to say. But like in other countries, though, where policing is more like different, it's like information and security. Yeah. I think inciting or whatever. >> Or UK, where they because you tweeted something, they come to your door. They I Yeah, I think in that situation, that's okay. But because the crime in America is so ████ wild and violent, it's like I don't for the safety of them, I just don't think that it's good. >> Well, what about for you if you were calling for an emergency service? And if a if a if a lady cop shows up? And you were like ████ depends what the service is. Cuz like if it's like, "Oh, the kid needs CPR and s███." She's first on scene. I don't give a ████ if I just want someone to know CPR or whatever, right? But like if I'm being held
7:35 hostage >> Or you're being attacked or something. >> If I'm being attacked and I need backup, ████ dude. I don't want a girl to come show up. Seriously, like I think it's that thing of like if when you call the police, right? >> It's a physical thing. >> If you could pick female or male and no one would know what you picked when you like click the thing or whatever, most people would probably pick a guy. >> Well, let me put let me put it like this. What if the cops are getting called on you? Which would you rather pick? I'd rather pick a ████ chick, dude. I'd rather pick a chick because some of those guys come in hot-headed as hell and like they're they're they're trigger-happy or whatever. >> They're voided out? Yeah. You know what I mean? >> There is a lot of video though of um you know, women cops doing the same where they're just they just trigger-happy. Not because they're aggressive in that sense, but because they're scared. So So I think guy cops, they're trigger-happy
8:25 cuz they're they're they just want to kill people. Some of them are nuts. Yeah, cuz they're psychos, yeah. And then there are the scared ones, too. But then on the female end, there's a lot of like you know, there's this one video where where a guy was in this home and then there comes he was coming to open the door and then the the two lady cops got scared cuz they and then they just shot into the house and killed the guy. And then there's just ████ like that where I'm like, well, at the end of the day, yeah, it's untrained. Male or female, Yeah. it's yeah, it's untrained, right? But I think it boils down to me more of a physical thing of like even like do you want a 4-ft male cop coming and coming up when you're in trouble with a 6-ft dude? You're just like, you're here? Like, ████ you know? Like, you don't want that, either. There's a double standard to me, I feel like. When uh when you have like
9:15 politically correct people that get upset when you say women shouldn't be cops, but yet they're the same people that are uh making fun of the ICE agent guy who was like skinny and Chinese. And his photo went viral and they're all making fun of him. I'm like, that's the same ████ Like, you're making fun of the ability that you're like assuming this person has and how like scrawny he is I'm like he's probably still if not stronger than most like female cops. Yeah, they I I do think it's important to have a physical standard and then uphold that standard. Cuz I did see this one video of I think it was San Francisco scrawny ass cop, right? Like a guy cop with his lady partner. One guy, they could not ████ handle him. They couldn't. But it's a at the end of it it's a physical thing.
10:05 And to be fair like four guys my size probably couldn't handle him either. It's the same thing. It's not like it's just a But that just puts the cop in danger, right? Like that's the problem. I I actually think we're kind of advocating for like having less dangerous situations for cops because like you said they can physically be overpowered so easily. >> Also if that guy was unarmed to begin with and he can overpower a cop then he can get the gun and there you go, you know? Like it it seems like you're just kind of giving him inventory. Yeah, I don't know. It's one of those things where like I I applaud like I'm thankful that there's cops, men and women. I'm thankful for that because that's you know, they're going to be helping me. They're civil servants. I get it. But at the same time it's like why do you want to be a cop if you can't even overpower like
10:57 a normal Armenian guy. I'm just like what like do you want to do it for yourself to like prove something? Cuz if that's the case I don't think that's I wouldn't want that to be you know the result. The older I get the more like I feel like I start sounding like my grandparents where you just want people to be at peace and have peace and stuff. And then so like when I think about how my grandparents view things it's almost like let's say I had a granddaughter and she was ████ Brock Lesnar's daughter, right? Like she's the ████ toughest most masculine woman you can find and she wanted to be a cop. No matter how masculine a chick is, there's always she can always find a dude that would make her feminine still. You know what I mean? So, if I was a grandparent, I'm like, oh, go find your counterpart and just stay at home and
11:48 make sandwiches. Stay at home and make sandwiches, be a be a peaceful mom, be able to procreate and continue our family lineage versus putting yourself out on the streets for what? To prove that you're more masculine or just as tough as these guys? I'm like, at the end of the day when you boil yourself down to your the 80-year-old version of yourself, are you going to be more proud that you're able to have a loving family of like 20 grandkids or you were just one of the boys? Yeah. You know, I feel like that goal is so short-sighted that it's like, yeah, you might have your like prime or your golden years of 10 years between 20 and 30 and you feel like such a badass, but when you're 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, you're probably going to have a much better time having a family and you found your male counterpart that could do that for you. That's my that's my
12:38 thought process. As I get older. Like, cuz you know some cops personally, right? >> Yeah. How do you think they feel about like women in their like precinct or force like Publicly, they're like, this is awesome and fair, but I think uh truthfully, and this goes for military guys, too. Yeah. If they were to go on the front lines, it's like it's hard to beat a all dude group that are all down for the same ████ and go through the same tough ████ Even biologically speaking, um not two of them are going to be on a period during the time of like war or whatever, you know. Cuz there's cuz there's biological effects to that ████ Imagine you're ████ >> disagree. You're in ████ No, you're like ████ in Afghanistan or whatever and then two
13:29 of your teammates are like, "I'm bloated." I'm pretty sure G.I. Jane ain't doing that ████ Come watch a movie with me. Yeah. Anybody packed chocolates? Did you see that movie? I forgot. I saw a clip of it online, but everyone was trashing it because it was some like movie about this like female recruit in the military and how like she's like they're like, "You got to do three pull-ups." And she ends up doing like 21 or something and then and then afterwards the the military people are talking and they're like, "She scored higher than all the men in all the men's tests." And it's so ████ dumb. It's like of course you'd have to make a movie about that because it's not like a normal occurrence in any way, but That delusional ████ though is what I don't
14:20 like cuz it gets people overconfident and it puts them in danger. Yeah. I think that's the main It's not like Yeah, I'm not like like, "Oh, women can't do s███." And I'm like I It's not even about that. It's We just said they can make sandwiches. I just don't want people to be in a situation where they're overconfident and then they're going to get themselves killed because they think they're heroes. You know what I mean? Like for And also let's let's let let let let's like for guys they're dispensable. In this world they're meant where guys are supposed to go out there and die for others. We're the worker ants. And we need to protect the queen ant. That's why it's okay. Like And then if guys sign up for that ████ that's kind of like doing your job. And then for women it's kind of like, "Dude, I don't want to see you out there getting killed because that's not really
15:11 the role, right? Like I don't know. It's Yeah. Yeah.
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