0:00 I like the girl she killed more yeah yeah I thought she was hotter really you like Americana girl not a girl I'm not into gallery [Music] what do you think would possess somebody to want to kill a person that looked just like them they hate them doppelganger they want to be the only one oh that's like jelly they hate their twin the one self-hate they don't want to be replaced they don't want to be replaced uh the doppelganger used the fact that they look like you to have sex with your significance it's getting hotter or they're trying to identity theft for real interesting it's by their twin it's sort of like that but look at it this way there's a girl her she's a German Iraqi girl 23 years old
0:50 that sounds hot cheesy she actually is like very good looking so this is in Germany very good looking or like okay um goes scouring the internet looking for a person that looks like her to fake her own death did you see it started no I didn't yeah did he get it sorry that's exactly right whoa I killed it wait how does it help you fake your own death no yeah so what she did is her and her boyfriend they wanted to run away together okay the way that they figured that out was to look for a girl that looked just like her and then she kind of uh would send all these offers to different women who look like her online to meet up and under the guise of like it being a Cosmetics offer like we're gonna give you something so they drive her car over to this random girl that
1:42 just happens to look like her they put her in the car and they stab her to the point of being almost unrecognizable in the face 50 times oh my God but make a ████ DNA dude so stupid I bet you should you know it's a very stupid crime I know this because I watch House of dragons and they did some they did this move on House of dragons the DNA on House of dragon no somebody wanted to pretend that they were dead what if we do this you stab them right and then you stab a little bit yourself DNA DNA and then oh yeah sealed up sealed up don't forget the jizz on soda so the ID inside throw it up oh my God what do you think about that this ████ is our side come inside and she's German those are the two most hardcore cultures that could be that's true maybe that maybe that's what she's Iraqi German plan so what they did was
2:33 they they stabbed her up and they put her in the car and then they just like bounced and they were hoping that upon investigation people would come and go oh it must be here because it looks like it's a car and then uh obviously only after a short time you realize it's not her because it looks like her and it's her car these guys are the best they're they're like thinking everyone's like Stone Age investigation oh all she wanted to do some dick yeah but isn't it crazy that what if that was like she went through multiple different girls and this is just the one that bit how scary is that to to see a message from her and you didn't go oh my God you could have been that girl you know what that means because she's so dumb that means she's ████ smoking who did the stabbing though her boyfriend her name is sharaban k oh you
3:23 think she did it childbon's okay name sharaban's an okay baby yeah it's not smoking oh she just lost points yeah yeah because she sounds like Shadow band you think the people that like maybe got a message that looked like her but didn't become the victim do you think they have survivor's guilt no what is that that's when you survive and you feel guilty because because it should have been you survivor's Guild is when you survive and you feel guilty survivor's Guild Guild all right so here's um her and the doppelganger which one do you think is which oh whoa which one she's the one on the left the one on the right is hotter the one on the right doesn't have a filter that's why the one on the left got like yeah I see that I get weirded up yeah the one on the right guys wait you know what's crazy so that's her it it's probably not that hard to find
4:14 someone you think looks cool there's so many people like her but that girl on the right don't look like her though they don't look good to me I mean you stab the face enough but they look related you go to Glendale you find a bunch of people I'm laughing because it's Americana versus Galleria oh that's true that you you're right though the one on left is Galleria they're both on brand damn that girl just wanted like a like a makeup thing man why didn't you go to ████ Bloomingdale's and ████ or Macy's like when you're at the mall there's the whole makeup ladies they do the free makeup for you so okay so let's start poking holes and why this was a dumb idea other than the fact that the DNA testing right like were they not gonna think that I don't know the other chick the victim had like friends or family members that would corroborate the fact
5:04 that she was missing they were blinded by well she was missing but then they found her in her own car dead see no not her own car in the other girl's car yeah the other girls I had an 80d moment why did she want to do this again run off with her boyfriend they were blinded by love that's the whole that's the reason but why why did why did they why can't they just run away why did they had to kill someone don't approve I'm glad Joe called himself out before you asked the question there's so many stupid things about the plan one of them being that even without DNA the fact that if you take somebody away from like their routine and you kill them then they will immediately be noticed that they're missing right yeah and then all you have to do is look at recent found bodies and connect it and go hey you haven't been seen and we found this so could that be her like you have to keep someone's routine the same way well beyond when you killed
6:00 to buy her way out of this ████ mess she should have just opened the only fans bam millionaire overnight you get a new life you get a new life yeah you get to buy a new life you don't like where the hell you're living go live somewhere else now go live in Turkey her parents don't approve of some ████ I'm surprised she just didn't kill her parents for not approving if she's willing to kill it not because she's gonna get caught so stupid yeah what yeah what why would you what are what are Pros to faking your own death um I mean if it's not like Chris Souza's Dad I know if remember Crystal's dad he faked his own death so yeah to get away which is assassinated find his murder that's one thing also to escape persecution for something you're guilty of oh or to uh what did she just move to a ████ non-extradition country then well you might have to maybe have to
6:50 fake your death to get out what if you're a mafia member in the 1920s and then you wanna like fake her death and move to Utah or something dude faking your death has been so easy but I know there's no security cameras we're also way smarter so it is easier to go and back in time but using 1920s IQ is probably still hard as ████ yeah because it's all relative it's true yeah they weren't as smart yeah replacing a wealthy guy right you take him out you slide right in everyone thinks you're him yeah like The Count of Monte Cristos and ████ like that ooh the count of money Chris that's the true story The True Story by the way because I remember looking at old documents I'm like dude anybody can force this ████ probably back then they couldn't but not a lot of people know how to raid read and write back they didn't have they didn't have Photoshop back but dude
7:54 it doesn't matter there's a chair over there professional show what is your opinion what is your opinion on murdering someone that looks just like you do we look like please don't that's a professional state ment please don't oh it's good well I'm gonna be do they have the same personality as me yeah they're late like you they're very perennially late okay then then um then uh then to kill them [Music] I like the self-loathing what do you think about German Iraqi girls with big titties how big are the titties I like the girl she killed more it was hotter really you like Americana girl not a girl I'm not into Galleria girl but aren't they both owned by the
8:44 same person yeah is it Krikorian who do you like better I like the girl on the right are they the same but no they're not they're right ones one of them's very dead I go right because very what very dead oh uh it says victim in the corner I didn't see I was focusing on her face man oh yeah it does huh at least Oh I thought it says supreme Supreme I'm proud of myself because I thought the victim was hotter I I think yeah the victim is hard I actually didn't see that before I agree with that I didn't see it either it is limited edition I'm good about that you want to save her yeah too late so what happened here hey that means we're not gay right she wanted to fake her own death so she killed someone that looks like her implanted that's not how gay Works what and wanted to run away with her boyfriend isn't that crazy that's very
9:34 smart though oh you think it's smart she was caught immediately by the way that's not cool how is that smart give us a new perspective because we know none of us not a smart time because you killed because if I don't want to die you know what I mean and then I want to other people to think that I died they're not gonna kill something like me but she doesn't need people to think she's dead yeah she could have just ran away she's just trying to so would you would you kill Jason Chen the singer I would and you don't even have to be there just unrelated I don't even know who Jason Cheney was and I already want to ████ kill Jason Chen so it's like I would kill I would kill Jason Derulo why why would you like him that just sounds like a death he's a jealous it's not racial because he's black probably I'm just Virgil because he's blessed
10:25 oh no oh God I got it just Spike his whole set [Music] oh [Music]
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