0:00 So this is an issue that I had really zero awareness on this particular detail, but apparently it's illegal to do in the UK, Canada, Germany, Switzerland, and some parts of the US. And that thing is if you're having sex with a girl and you say you're going to pull out and then you don't pull out that's illegal. >> It should be illegal. >> But did you have you ever thought about that? >> It's technically Oh, is it because like your your contraceptive that you're using is going to be a verbal one? >> Right, cuz your agreement to to have that be the contraceptive, yeah. >> Yeah, so now it's almost as if like it's another version of poking hole in the condoms. >> Exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> So she's like, "Oh, I don't know if you've been tested for STDs or whatever." "Oh, don't worry, I'm going to wear a condom." She's like, "Okay, but they but you cut the whole tip off."
0:50 >> [laughter] >> The whole tip? >> it's just goes through. So like, you say you're going to pull out, but it feels so good and then you bust a cream pie. >> Yeah, that's illegal. >> I mean >> How [laughter] do you litigate that though? >> Cuz you should you should you said you're going to pull out and then you're like, "I know, but I couldn't cuz your ████ too good." >> Cuz there are so many consequences from it. >> You could like having a baby. Like what the ████ >> Sounds crazy, but I see why. Yeah. >> But unless you record that conversation, it's just a verbal agreement, so it's a he said and she said, so how do you sue? >> I don't really know how you're supposed to prove it. >> Maybe cuz of if he admits in court. Or like, you know, he's like, "Yeah, I Yeah, I did." >> It's as easy as going, "No, I didn't." >> [laughter] >> Yeah, literally. >> It could be, it could be. >> Yeah, because that's I mean I don't know how to how to actually prove it, like you said, like when it comes to the litigation of it. >> Like you said you was going to pull out.
1:41 >> Yeah. >> I know, but your ████ was so good, I couldn't. >> [laughter] >> Your ████ too amazing. >> Do you think it's the same thing if like you agreed to pull out when you're having sex with a girl and then when you're trying to pull out, she just grips you and doesn't let you. >> Keeps you back in? >> Can you imagine that at court? You're like, "Your honor, I tried, but she constricted my body. And then I was trying to pull out, and she said, 'No, you don't.' And then I busted." >> I think it should work both ways. >> It should work both ways? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, but then that's a loophole because she's she doesn't she doesn't verbally say anything. And then she's she could she could argue like, "B████, you could have left anytime." And then he's all like, "No, you had your legs wrapped up around me." >> Yeah, she did the claw grip. >> Yeah, but then how can you prove that in
2:31 court, either? >> I don't know how you prove it. >> That's too hard to prove in court. >> Well, I mean, if you're in one of those believe all men counties, then maybe you can. [laughter] >> I feel like some of those things those like private things you just got to keep it private. And then you just got to if you're too dumb to have red flags of who you're doing with, you just got to reap the consequences, I think. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> I can't imagine two lawyers arguing over this with a jury. >> And then people are just going down with the play-by-play. "Well, he said he was going to pull out." He goes, "I know, but like your honor, you should have felt this ████ It was so good." >> Ew. >> Cuz like how do you like, let's say uh judge or litigate like let's say two guys are like, "Oh, we should like, you know, spar and and get better." And then they go and like we're not going to go crazy right now. We're not going to go crazy. And then it does escalate cuz sometimes it does. And then one guy is
3:22 beating the ████ out of the other one. And then they go to court, it's still going to be he said, he said, you know? >> He said he'd pull out. >> [laughter] >> But he didn't. And now I got two black eyes. And then they're like It's like how do you It's just It's a private matter. It's like I don't know. Like how do how do you how do you >> The only situation that I first hand know about that's even close to It's a person that you actually know, too. But he um he was being accused of uh of uh what do you call it? The R R-wording >> Oh. >> uh when he was in high school. >> Oh ████ that's horrible. >> Yeah, he was he was being accused of it by this girl in high school. Uh I think he went to like Planet Hills, too. Uh La Puente. And then he said um so what happened is this girl, I guess she had a boyfriend at the time. So when
4:14 once news got around that they had hooked up, she told everyone that he had R-worded her. But in actuality, >> she just cheated. >> In actuality, it was consensual. >> Oh. >> [gasps] >> The only way that he was able to get out of it is um so he had This is a So this is like the I think this is like the late '90s. So it's a very different time. I don't think this would hold up today. He had to admit that he had secretly recorded them. >> I knew that was coming. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> So he was like, "Oh, don't you worry. I got a porno." >> So he did something illegal, but it also helped them. >> Helped him. >> Yeah. >> But this didn't go to court or anything. This was just like >> It was going to court. She was They were >> But you can't use that in court. It has to be >> See, this this is the weird thing. So I what I think how I think it ended is that
5:04 And this is the reason why a lot of these like sexual crimes don't go to court because it's so embarrassing. I guess like at the deposition or whatever, they have to lawyers have to meet and some of the families are, too. And they had to watch the video. >> Oh. >> Yeah, because they have to watch the entire thing to make sure that at no point the girl said, "No, stop." Like they have to like make sure. Yeah. >> Crazy. >> But how can it be submitted if um cuz I thought that for anything to be recorded, both have to consent to be recorded to be used in court. >> See, the thing is I think the presentation of the video at all dropped the case. It didn't It didn't like end where there's a verdict. It just was like because once it once it was exposed that she had lied about That at least proved that to the families privately, so they decided to not continue with the case. It wasn't like a the judge was like
5:55 >> [snorts] >> not guilty. Like I don't think it got that far. Yeah, it was just like oh okay, you're lying. So, do you still want to continue with and then they were just like no, we'll stop. Yeah. If someone was like I'll show you a video to prove it and I'm like I don't want to watch it. It's okay. Yeah, it was it was something like that. Like cuz reputationally like it he cared more about like people in his school not thinking that he's a freaking, you know. So, once that got out, it kind of exonerated him and it's like one of his legendary stories, this guy. >> I'm not a fan of pulling out, though. >> [laughter] >> I didn't realize it had a fandom. >> I hope you're a fan of consent, though. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, yeah, it's great idea. I don't know who is a fan of that. I don't know like So, what what do you prefer? >> Busting inside? >> Do you prefer busting inside with a condom on?
6:46 >> No condom. >> Or pulling out without a condom? >> Oh, busting with a condom on. >> Yeah, see? Me, too. >> [laughter] >> Your face >> Do you guys want a hug or >> Me, too. Me, too. >> He was [laughter] so happy. Me, too. >> Yeah, oh how come? Why is that? Why do you like that better? >> We have to ask that? >> Yeah, we got to know. >> I don't know if I'm alone in the world on this, but this is how it feels to me. And my and my unique beliefs. >> Oh, we're talking about feelings? Bart. >> Yep, yep. See, I am vulnerable and emotional. >> This is your stepping stone. >> This is my emotional I mean vulnerable. If we have sex and then at the last how the last moment, I pull out, right? And
7:36 then I bust on stomach or back or whatever. >> Oh my gosh. >> Then to me, it was like the whole sex session was just me jerking off. >> I I can see that. >> You know what I'm talking about? >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> It negates the entire like >> But if it's the other way around, I jerked off 90% of the time, but I get >> If someone came [laughter] in the room and jumped on you? >> But then I get the bust inside, then it feels like the whole thing was sex. >> Okay, so you're about the You're about the ending punctuation. >> Why are you so easily fooled? >> The last moment is so important to the bustation. >> Yeah. The third act. >> So if a grandpa was sucking you off, but at the last moment Jill straddles you and you bust in her, it was sex? >> Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. >> [laughter]
8:26 >> WHAT IF YOUR MEAL WHAT IF YOUR meal was all ████ You just You're eating straight ████ and then you had one really last good bite. >> One creme brulee. >> One creme brulee bite. >> That's why the DESSERT SO IMPORTANT. >> [laughter] >> CUZ YOU COULD HAVE THE BEST STEAK, and then the dessert comes out yucky, kind of ruined the whole thing. >> Oh yeah? The dessert ruins the entree for you? I usually don't even order dessert. >> [laughter] >> So that's like sexually going, I don't WANT TO COME. >> [laughter] >> JUST EDGING the whole time. >> [laughter] >> But you you said you understood what I was talking about. >> Yeah, because >> [laughter] >> That bond they have now? >> touching yourself to bust. To finish it off. >> Yeah. >> Oh, okay. You're finishing in your hand.
9:18 >> Yeah. All right. All right. Yeah. >> But it's like it's like >> It's like watching a concert and then you sing THE LAST SONG. [laughter] I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, CELINE. >> I'D rather sing karaoke for like 80% of the time, and the last 20 seconds Chris Brown comes in. And you're like, oh ████ WHAT [screaming] THE ████ HELL YEAH. >> [laughter] >> YO, the side. Chris Brown. >> Yeah. >> Couldn't use a female artist, had to use Chris Brown. >> Yeah, [laughter] yeah, exactly. That's what feels like, Chris Brown. >> [laughter] >> You don't know what ████ feels like? It's such a funny way of putting it, yeah. Do girls feel like that? If you were did it with the partner 80% and then if you finish yourself off the the last 20% versus the other way around. Which one feels more like actual sex and
10:09 which one feels more like hand job? >> Especially if he leaves at the end. >> Uh, what? >> Like if he exits the room for you to finish. >> What, you ████ [laughter] alone? >> Yeah. >> What the hell? Does he have to exit the room? I think it all feels like sex to me. >> Really? Even if you you do it to yourself at the end. >> Oh. >> Right? Could you have a partner for like Does that feel less sex? >> Less sex. >> I don't think I can answer this. >> [laughter] >> Move on. >> I think it should I think it qualifies as less, yeah. I think so, yeah. That's how I feel. >> Oh, yeah. I mean, I I definitely think it does. >> I don't know if girls could even have the same scenario. >> Well, cuz like didn't you It wasn't it a really long time or at least the first time that you guys were like having sex when you like lost it and stuff? You were already busting inside with the condom? >> With the condom, yeah.
10:59 >> Damn, I couldn't even >> I didn't know any other way. >> There's the mouth. >> I didn't know any [laughter] other way. >> What way did you know? >> The mouth. >> I think I wasn't acclimated to the feeling quickly enough to even get there yet. It took me It took me several times, yeah. It took me several times, yeah. I had to I had to Chris Brown it at the end usually. I had to be my own Chris Brown. >> [gasps] >> Yeah, I couldn't like the feeling was still like I was nervous, you know, it was new. You know what I mean? >> The first time you had sex you would just did it exactly verbatim? Were you like, "What if it leaks through the condom?" >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like so worried about illogical stuff. Well, my first the person I lost it to we already did all kinds of ████ with each other. So, I was really comfortable. She was already my Chris Brown for so many times. >> [laughter] >> She already jacked me off in all my
11:50 fleece pants. Like, we already did all kinds of ████ for a long So, it was a natural progression. >> Fleece pants? That's so unsexy. >> I was wearing like big sweatpants. Old Navy, dude. >> [laughter] >> It was just, you know, like the big sweatpants. It was just me and my cousin and my dad in the room. We're just chilling. >> Oh, that's the one. >> So, I'm at home and then we already did so much. So, I think it was like each hurdle wasn't like a big other one. Felt natural. >> sense, yeah. >> That's very sweet. >> Yeah, that is very sweet. It's a good way to do it. Was it same with you? >> No, I busted in her mouth. >> The first time? >> Before having sex. >> Woah. Advanced calculus already? >> We started with the hand jobs and the orals. And then the and then the and then the and then the plays like that. And we we I think that was the natural
12:40 progression. You don't go straight to sex. >> I didn't bust in her mouth till way later. >> Me, neither, dude. That's advanced calculus. >> That's because they're like, "I'm not ready yet." And I was like, "That's fine." >> Oh, ████ That's crazy. >> Do you feel like a different level of respect that they have toward you right now? Cuz I'm feeling it. >> I didn't know that that was rare. I just thought that girls were okay with oral first because they didn't want to lose their virginity or like whatever. And then cuz I even knew like a friend that was like, "Yeah, man. My girlfriend lets me put it in the butt, but not the ████ cuz she wants to like be a virgin." And I was like, "That's not She's lost it." But, I could see that because I feel like butt is not as like intimate as the mouth. >> But, it's not as intimate. >> You know what I mean? Like, the mouth is ████ Like I would rather >> Yeah, but you don't You're not in pain.
13:31 >> How is none of it intimate? >> Okay, I would rather I would rather take dog ████ and put it in my ass than put it in MY MOUTH. >> OH, WOW. >> CUZ IN MY MOUTH is so intimate. >> [laughter] >> No? You guys rather put dog ████ in your mouth THAN YOUR ASS? >> [gasps] >> I DON'T LIKE THIS EXAMPLE. >> [laughter] >> The mouth is so intimate, dude. >> Imagine having to explain that. >> Where'd the dog ████ go? I can't wait for you to have that sex talk with Taiko one day when he's a teenager [laughter] and you're like, "Would you rather have dog ████ on your dick or your mouth?" >> [laughter] >> Oh, man. No, you're right. Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. >> I can feel like I'd give up my butt all day. Like even if I went to jail >> What? I'd give up my butt? >> If I went to jail If I went to jail and then some guy's like, "Hey, you're not leaving this cell
14:21 until I have you. Is it going to be mouth or ass?" I'm like, "Ass, dude." It's going to be ass. >> Even if he's way smaller than you? >> I'm like, "Yeah, it's going to be ass." But or [laughter] I ain't sucking on that thing. >> It's going to be ass. >> I ain't going to I don't want to suck on that thing, dude. >> I feel like that response would make me go, "Oh." >> Would you rather suck on it or give up your butt? >> Hell yeah, because I don't want anything to hurt me. It's not going to hurt my mouth. >> It's not going to hurt your mouth? >> Well, I hope it's not an Anaconda. >> Throat? It's not going to hurt your throat? >> I hope that I hope it's not a big dick. >> Bro. >> See, me and Joe are disagree on this one. >> There's more participation involved with the mouth versus the butt. So >> but if >> You're going to be really working for it. >> Yeah, but then if No, but then all I'm If I can make him ████ If I can make him ████ fast, I'm done.
15:11 >> But yeah, you got to work for it, though. >> Yeah. >> No. No, but like if okay. [laughter] But then if you're if you're if your butt >> all efficient. >> butt hole, you're just standing there and you're like waiting. If he Yeah, he could it could take him 30 minutes, bro. He could just be like >> Not the motion, not the motion. >> Higher risk of disease, too, if you go butt. But if you go with the mouth, and if you're really good, you go and THEN THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, YOU'RE TOO GOOD. I ████ CAME too fast." BUT [laughter] >> OH, YOU'RE TOO GOOD. >> Here's the thing that makes that >> [laughter] >> scary is he's going to tell everybody and now you got to suck so much dick cuz you're going to be the talk of the town. Cuz they're like, "He's so good. HE'S SO ████ GOOD." >> [laughter] >> CUZ IF IT'S IN MY BUTT, if it's in my butt, I think I could do mind over
16:02 matter. I could count all the tiles in the room. >> [laughter] >> MIND OVER MATTER. >> I COULD DISSOCIATE. I'm Oh, this is a mental thing. It's a mental thing. >> Okay, okay, okay. >> But if it's like ████ right here? >> [laughter] >> Yeah. >> I I'm I'm just going to be here. I don't want to do it. But I'm maintaining some control in this ████ relationship. >> to do it and you want to do it really well is what it sounds [laughter] like. >> I get it over with. LIKE 30 SECONDS. AND THEN THEY'RE LIKE, >> [screaming] >> AND I'M LIKE, "THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER." >> [laughter] >> And I'm the one in control here. >> All right, let us know. Are you team ass or team mouth? >> Let's go. >> Who do you agree with?
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