0:00 so it must feel so satisfying to cut short the lifespan of something that could live so long I know damn we like to hurt him and let him go yeah but not the turtles that wasn't the plan [Music] so imagine you got a pet and then you lose your pet oh oh that's the that's the worst worst and worst and then 30 years later you find your pet is alive in your attic 30 years what kind of animal is this Turtle it's a turtle dude Turtle the turtle 30 years what was it eating for 30 years so apparently it was eating like insect larvae oh wow what a smart Turtle smart turtle and then also Turtles don't have to eat for like 2 years sometimes that's tired so like it was surviving on like very little
0:50 sustenance but it it was Finding like little little things to eat wow you know sometimes I feel 30 years if reincarnation is real then you must have did some up to come back as a turtle really yeah cuz like a turtle stuck in an attic for 30 years well you're just stuck cuz I think a regular turtle could be cool yeah but you live so long and you don't do ████ they go out in the water and then they go like this for the Sun and you're like that turtle's chill all right sea turtles you don't do sea turtles might be cool but I'm thinking desert tortoise you eat a cactus MH and you just chilling and you're bored but you got a built-in RV that's pretty ████ cool and you're slow you're so slow they're not that slow sometimes I see them move pretty quick sometimes they beat the hair yeah they came so I used to live when I lived
1:40 in Valley Glenn Snappy Turtle there was a neighborhood Turtle he's a big moner dude he was like as big as this table some of them are that big yeah and they they just had like a dogghouse for him and he would like go into the dogghouse all the time and he would come out and and kids in the neighborhood all would walk by and we all take take pctures of him all the time feed him lettuce he's chill as hell that's tight snapping turtles too those are crazy which ones are those the ones that literally like and then like in ████ half a millisecond are like biting the ████ where do they belong in where do they I just always see them at pet stores I never see them in nature snapping turtles spp I don't know where they come from good point they're not in nature they snap a twig in half they'll snap off they'll literally rip your hand off yeah they'll B your finger off thick twig they'll snap a twig in half they're strong yeah so apparently there there was a tortoise named Manuela right and she man she disappeared from her family
2:30 home home in Rio de Janerio oh Brazil Brazil mentioned going to Brazil yeah Brazil and they're looking for it and the family was looking for her and they're like I think she just got outside or something like that and then they just kind of accepted that she was gone and moved on with their lives and then basically the um the the family's patriarch died wow and the fames are going through the atct clean ████ and then just find the turtle wow and she's just chilling you think they were like how hard do they really look for it though yeah they didn't look in the Attic they probably they didn't probably look who put it there yeah cuz you got to put the turtle there they might be able to climb stairs dude you think you got to put the turtle there in an attic maybe he climbed in the wall or some ████ and like made it way it's not a spider but you can hear those
3:20 ████ drag no I read that they sck the water some ████ put a turtle in the attic and forgot damn dude that's crazy that's kind of messed up but yeah so they they were um you know You' think you'd go up there to like get Christmas decorations or something least yeah did they not decorate or anything like that or maybe they were holding the turtle and then they went up to get like a ornament and then they put it down they grabbed the ornament and then they forgot yeah for 30 years let me bring the turtle with me 30 years of not really going through an attic is pretty long though yeah dude it was probably in the corner that means they don't decorate it for Halloween they didn't give a ████ about Manuel and it must not be very quiet there because if in a quiet house you can hear every little like thing in the Attic right yeah for sure you hear like a a giant shell dragging on hardwood you can
4:11 turt they're just tiptoeing but you can hear them you hear you could hear it you get they're Nails yeah because you know like when you're a kid and you're laying in bed oh my bad remember that those nights when you were a kid and one little thing you get scared yeah my dumb ass would have heard it so yeah Turtles can go between 6 months and 3 years without food wow what the ████ water how did it get water well they think that's why they think she she survived in termite larvae cuz there wasn't much water around and she probably got her moisture intake from Young insects and then they took her to the vet after finding her and they find out that Manuela the turtle is actually a dude no way oh they clearly didn't care about this turtle that they hated this Turtle they hated this Turtle yeah they didn't really respect the turtle very much you guys ever had a turtle before I had I have a couple I used to have a bunch of turtles got two turtles I forgot to feed one and I brought it to school for show and tell and just like Joseph I think
5:01 your turtle has passed away I'm like it hibernates you stupid idiot yeah and I thought it was in dead but I brought a ████ dead ass turtle died at school D no it's been dead and I brought a I thought it was hibernating I killed my turtle too I had uh I was trying to make a really cool aquarium for it and I had a bunch of sand I collected at the beach and I didn't realize that the sand has salt in it so I up his aquarium with beach sand and water and then that's innocent murder and then he went to sleep and then uh my mom would be like I think your turtle's dead I'm pretty sure it's sleeping look look when I touch its nose it's just sleeping and then the water got cloudy and I've rot it that's happened to me I think I starved my turtle to death cuz I forgot
5:51 to feed it yeah how many days in a row did you forget ████ weeks bro long like just forever but they can go for three months or years or whatever no it probably it was probably months dude probably not a if it's a baby it was months it was probably a long time I've been doing ████ like that when you're a kid you don't ████ do ████ consistently hey when I was a kid the best part about having a turtle was feeding it like blood worms and like different little like fish that was the best part crickets yeah and you see him just munch them all up and that was it did all of your guys' pets end up being taken care of by your parents cuz you ████ it up so hard yeah absolutely 100% 1,000% dude I had a goldfish tank and I got like super into like having a tank and ████ like that and then you know like the the black goldfishes that have like The Giant Eyes almost like the hammer so we had the filter the blacks
6:41 yeah the blacks that's what he said yeah yeah the bra I say bra uh you know we had the like the filter that like sucks up the water and then like ref filters right but then the the little knob fell off on the bottom so it just was a hole I came home one day and the eye was just stuck in the filter and by the time we like turned it off and pulled out it was like halfway out and it was swimming around and then just died the next day and I was so sad oh that's a way to go that's a rough way they should have get fish to kids maybe that's it's okay that guy's probably a seral killer in his previous life he had to pay I I had this dog was about like this size I forgot what kind of ████ brand it was brand Maserati but I did I didn't give it a bath and then this full had ████ twigs and leaves like all matted all up in the ████ like he was homeless and then we tried
7:32 to like clean him one time and we just could and we just had to shave his ass to get all the ████ twigs and leaves off cuz I was in charge of giving him a bath but I just didn't give him a bath like a whole year probably a serial kill life for sure he was a killer yeah he was prob deserved it it I was fishing for catfish with my buds outside uh and then we just kept on catching turtles and all I hear is the screams all I can hear is the screams in my head would you close your eyes grapest in their past life I hope so I they yell pretty loud huh yeah yeah yeah they really scream they're the screams of their past victims cuz like they're not supposed to be picked up by the mouth I think no VI a hook how that sucks yeah dude it was traumatic bro Steve was just spear fishing he didn't tell you that part Haroon fish what made you keep trying after the first time it
8:23 happened though nobody ever gets two turtles in one G that's the logic though we planned it for like a week and we were kind of hyped and like Hey we're going to go fishing tonight so then after yeah we caught one Turtle we were like well we you know we're still trying to go fishing for catfish did you like bait it like the night before yeah yeah so Ryan my buddy Ryan threw in dog food like cuz apparently it attracts catfish or something but I think it just attract Turtle so you had a swarm of turtles and you just kept catching every dude every time Leonardo Donatello all of them but imagine after the second like no way you're catching three Turtles there's no way no exactly there's no way you're catching 18 Turtles no and then the whole time you're like man I think this this Pond is mostly Turtles and then you realize they don't even stock the pond with fish it's just nothing but Turtles
9:14 science says Turtle Bay oh my God no fishing I know there's fish in there but just not where that was not where we were what a there's nothing like is that a situation where like if the bait wasn't at the bottom of the thing it wouldn't be catching so many or the turtles like swimming like they're biting on the way down is there like a is there a depth that you should be fishing at so you don't catch turtles do I look like I'm wearing right now do I do I look like I'm wearing one of those fishing hats I have no idea catfish are mostly at the bottom you got to go so so you want you want the hook to drop with a drop shot pretty good chance we get Turtles then turtles turtles can go up and down did you want to catch it and eat it like a catfish what no no no we we like we like to hurt him and let him go yeah put a hole in their mouth some
10:05 people that's that's some people are sport fishermen and they just catch and release oh no we heard him and let him go Steve only likes to catch Mana Rays too he only doesn't want to catch those guys but it's because of their past life you guys you were you guys alone there like nobody else was watching you do well it was in my buddy's backyard so nobody yeah he's a prison ward he lives on the water wow so then yeah he lives across the street from me so we so you guys could have done that all day could have done it we we we did it for like an hour or 20 it was just nothing but Turtles but turt what was the total count of turtles think seven Dam seven yeah dude yeah dude you know what he should do he should stalk the lake with trout that's what they do really yeah they they stock the lake with trout and with catfish and you get nothing but Turtle turt it's so it must feel so satisfying to cut short the lifespan of
10:55 something that could live so long I know damn we like the heard him and let him go yeah but not the turtles that wasn't the plan so shout shout out to the turtles catfish is pretty disgusting oh my God
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