0:00 dude the coolest thing Adam Sandler ever did does caught on video was when he brought his daughter to like IHOP or something and then uh they were like oh how long is the wait and the girl was like oh there's no tables we can't see you and he goes okay we'll go somewhere else it's just so nice just one day later that IHOP was shut down close it that's really sick and then yeah he had a hit man kill the guy [Music] yeah welcome back to careful boys we are very careful boys and today we are finally introducing Xavier nope welcome bro so I called your brother brought them on so the people who you are what's up everybody brought a z um from Gilbert's good friend
0:51 introducing me to the team today and I'm still to be here but yeah just the content creator um sketch comic type guy check me out on oh can I shout my no you cannot um tell them to handle dude it's the best handle in the game how's this guy what does that mean you popped up in my feed I think you know what's funny is like I think Instagram knows like where you at right so when I'm in Hawaii I get so much Hawaii content and then your your uh cop character popped up fake mustache yeah wait that's you yeah almost looks like that but like the Reno 9-1-1 dude senior ████ for so long yeah but the Hawaiian version what the heck I got the leopard the cheetah shorts
1:41 that's the uniform though it says that Reno Reno 911 oh I don't know if I'm supposed to say that but the funny thing is um yeah I didn't know like but I think someone reposted your ████ I don't think it was your channel I think okay yeah I think like someone rip your stuff I was like this is ████ funny and then you know like you know kante Triple H news fast forward and then like Nick or someone was like oh this guy's coming through and I'm looking at your Instagram I'm all I see this guy yeah me and my wife we love watching your uh your the ones you do with your dad where you're gonna bring your pops just had him on my podcast and brought off he's hilarious when he's showing his UFC moves yes yes yes you got some hands you know
2:31 what we should have done with the at we had a whole Hawaii episode remember with our buddy uh Christian so Christian I think or something like that you know no I wish Frugal aesthetic yeah okay maybe but he ain't even like brought a brother there's like your parents telling you about a YouTube channel they're watching oh you guys are on YouTube right so I watch this YouTube channel it's like I've never ████ heard of him show me I don't know who it is but we had we had him be our official Hawaii culture guide but then I feel like on the levels of hawaii-ness you know Xavier here is probably like you know because we had we were joking talking about the levels of halleyism and then he was like nah he's like I'm local he's like I'm not even like Hawaii Hawaii what is he like above he's like he's like military grown up
3:22 Hawaii but then he's mixed okay so then I think he's like in the middle you know he's not like total Holly level but like but he's also not he's local boy but not like local boy you know what I mean yeah he's not like West Side local boy got you yeah yeah yeah I mean just so born and raised Hawaiian yeah but but not like as um culturally sound as like you know then I would say the next level up those are the brothers like in the Lower East like Carlo making POI oh yeah you know what I mean that kind I eat the food yeah you eat it I'll eat the food you don't yeah yeah I get you I get you so where's like a white guy who's like retiring there and go in that Prince Yorkie Prince Princeville yeah yeah no Pierce Brosnan lives there yeah oh yeah James Bond was there really yeah I don't know I saw him on the beach I was like I
4:12 had to double day see is it Nordstrom yes is it so I I fell on this weird like one day people were telling me like there's this whole ████ cult in North Shore Kauai oh yes love has one it's a cult and then they've been there since like the 60s or some ████ or 50s but they just had like this naked cult and like or or was that right there maybe maybe I don't know when they were established and stuff like that but yeah they're out there Joe's the guy who's doing a radio show and like he talked to his his pre guy for like four minutes what is it give me the quick hits on the screen Okay Google yeah whatever I got it don't worry about it I'll just say we should do an official ask a Hawaii local sexual fantasies it was different from the other one yeah
5:05 you met those people though you met the cult you met the sex guy they got right they got run out like guys went and busted they found out what house they were in because they were live streaming 24 7. the address then they went busted up their car um set their car on fire and then they ended up leaving but super heavy because what is her name mother she was like mother God or whatever the leader of the cult she was doing all kinds of sexual stuff you want to talk fantasies she was doing it with all of them why is there always a lot of sex but she was old old and some of the members were young but she ended up um I think she ended up committing suicide or she was found yeah she's passed on so that's there's always some kind of sex
5:56 stuff going on but what you brings Hawaii brings some interesting people really she passed on to a different cult yeah yeah just in the afterlife you grew up in Kauai oh yeah Pierce brosn lives on Kauai bro I was on the beach and a guy pulled up in a moped with a white shirt just opened like wind blowing wow I do I do a double take like holy ████ this is James Bond who was it yeah he just goes all the locals did he say yeah does he sing it yeah I would sing that ████ but you're right it was it was Mamma Mia Pierce Brosnan it was that version yeah it was mama meal not Missed Out Fire no not Missed Out Fire Pierce brosn driving around with ████ Bluetooth speakers playing the monting on the James Bond theme is hilarious how do you guys know
6:47 each other we just met through tigerbelly yeah yeah and then like well how did he get on tigerbelly your kalila's friend connected with kalila and then Ron just random we'll be honest we were trying to get Max Holloway he's president Max Hollywood yeah yeah I lived with Max for for a bit he's the man crazy big fan but I thought Max was from the west side yeah if you didn't have a chick do you think that you you'd probably be RAM on Carlisle a little bit right now it is Hawaii fantasies day I never heard the most single trick that you know right now probably the most single trick that you know um starting with the K oh yeah kalila oh okay yeah so like yeah
7:37 so are you just you just Claus friend though cool yeah yeah that's awesome she's been she's been super chill that's she's actually super cool to talk to for like um she wants me to do stand-up and stuff like that but are you thinking about doing it I mean no not really really why not um doesn't like interest you that much it's just it's way different I don't know if I'm gonna put the time that I would need to to be good at it do you feel like more like a comedic actor rather than a stand-up comedian I mean I I enjoy doing like the sketch comment I enjoy like characters wigs you know the fake sheriff and stuff like that so yeah I don't know I think just to do stand up it just takes a little bit more um a lot more time and energy yeah
8:28 honestly and I don't know if I'm gonna do you think you have to like sell out to be a stand-up sell out it's a trap sell out theaters well I mean I'm I'm doing gigs where I do like 30 minute bit pieces but bro this dude it's opened up like for poly ████ show yeah no way yeah it was so weird what Inquirer experience you had really wait was the room packed was he mad at you kind of kind of the guy he was kind of mad he was mad at his his manager for sure bro bro he was just mean for no reason
9:18 and I'm like why why you gotta chip on your shoulder we like why can't you be a normal ████ human being that's that's I'm like dude no one here cares like about who's who and he was hell insecure was he insecure with you all right because he was like yeah that's why I'm like I don't know what I can say but I felt so bad we'll do it for you I felt so bad because a tour freaking manager kind of mixed up so it was supposed to be an opening act um live music for like 10 or 15 minutes then me then Paulie for whatever reason it's switched so you're the headliner play so so I'm I'm I'm I go up in the front so I open up with some jokes and the crowd is today's video is brought to you by honey love you know what a big thing I learned about women's clothing and just clothing in general a big big difference is
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11:52 honeylove.com with the code OTR use code OCR honeylove.com login after the guy goes on the singer um the manager's like right great job you killed it I want to introduce you to Paulie I'm like whatever cool let's go we go bro Paulie's losing it in the side room he's like what the ████ is this guy on on there like he's just saying like an acoustic loot you know he's like this guy just freaking told some jokes got the crowd laughing and you mean what is this okay somewhere over the rainbow and a uke who's this ████ joke yeah he was he was not happy I was like and at first I thought he was joking because I never met him I never seen his stuff ever um and then so I was kind of just like playing along and then he looks at me and said what do you have
12:43 some more jokes so you can go up and I was like oh this guy is like for real pissed right now yeah so I had to go back on what to warm up the crowd guy yeah yeah so so that's all when I'm like when I'm like I don't know if I want to do stand up I'm like wow let's just play some funny YouTube videos well at least at least because you did a Paulie Shore video we know you didn't sell out because we know the room was partially empty yeah said that joke of the Oscars about like how key and Brandon Frazier from Encino Man have Oscars and kind of like yeah what's Polly doing oh honestly I'm surprised he's still alive after that because having met him like to do the fragility that dude is like ████
13:33 tissue paper I feel like ████ hey I don't know what's going on you know because it apparently hasn't progressed in four years I feel like there's probably something going on in in that world that doesn't like Hollywood stand up whatever because his mom's big time right but then also it's like did he get treated a certain way because of The Prestige of the mom because she was the comedy story comedy store owner and then everyone loved her right but then it's like all this stuff right and then so like does he come into you like this is what I my take was when he came into our space YouTube and all that I felt I saw a guy that was scared and embarrassed to be on a show where he felt like the audience wouldn't know who the ████ he was because he was asking me this is
14:24 YouTube your audience is not even going to know me I'm like how do you know that most of my audience are like they grew up watching your ████ yeah and I had to give them a motivation and we were go we were going with it we're like that's cool like first of all why did you show up if you think this but then like second of all we do this all the ████ any and then but I think I think where I where I was like after all that and I was like he still disrespected us that's why I don't give up when he disrespected yeah I'll just he disrespected Bart he did how immediately immediately what did he say to BART BART was just doing some light Bart was joking we're just having a good time he comes in and like Paulie's being weird and then Bart just does a bit real quick like the lightest bit it's almost like it's almost like um you know just something that you say like when you're just trying to like reach somebody real quick it was nothing like like I don't
15:15 even remember what the joke was do you but it was like nothing right and then Paulie like shut Bart down immediately and I was like okay ████ this guy actually like I always want to have the rooms back so I'm like all right ████ this guy he's against the room it was the way he did it it was just so condescending and mean and I was like bro I sat here stroking your ████ ego trying to make you feel better because you're insecure that was after no before that no no no you did that too but even after he did that we were still oh we were still trying to support him yeah be a good improv team right after that I was like bro and he didn't even stay the whole time he said he was gonna stay he was just like ████ this I'm only doing two more videos and I'm out like oh thank you for blessing us with your ████ presence dude yeah so that's what was like did these videos actually go up yeah it's up a couple of them but
16:05 we didn't upload it we didn't not all of them it was the energy was bad dude it was so bad because it was like you were just trying to shoot the ████ energy was weird or weird and he was just like here on a corner like this I feel like you're on eggshells he was like that he's just waiting he was one of those people he was just waiting to talk and they're not giving you anything yeah sorry you're gonna go up more on more tours with him or yeah are you like getting open for him never at all yeah never actually I don't even think I got paid yet and it wasn't even about that but I don't think I got it yeah and it wasn't much but I'm pretty sure so yeah so I can just clean break and just be like eh right on bro yeah for sure when did you start doing um your
16:56 skits and stuff on long time ago I was it out so I was working as a custodian like eight years ago and I just was kind of always like the class clown guy whatever and then started on Vine yeah yeah damn them guys you know what you heard of him yeah just started on Vine and then that got shut down went to ig and just been doing it probably for like six seven years now cool how long have you had stickers on your hats for that you like just leave on your hat stop it you know what I'm talking about Oh I thought you meant I had the tape I thought I was I was almost like I'm in but look what you did Ryan I gave him PTSD because the ████ I've
17:46 been staring at the whole time oh you guys all took your guys off some people some people like to leave it on I never had the Snapback official well that a sticker couldn't stick to that hat but but yeah two dollars baby ████ no at Daiso but you can't prove it there's no stickers there's diesels on Oahu it's like um yeah it's like a little Japanese stationery so good man yeah Diesel's type dude it's like Don Quixote but really small oh yeah hey where you wanted to go ah it's okay say your say your dream go
18:36 for it ████ go for it we'll tear it down I promise yeah yeah I mean end goal would be to like start doing some some maybe movies or something like that like Adam Sandler That's my boy type oh cool yeah like I just love it I love Yeah writing or acting I I love that I like being in front of the camera um but just the way that his stuff is every character you're like holy ████ he found the guy yeah he found the guy to fit this role you know I like that I like that in his in the way that he he does his movies it's like reoccurring people I like the team kind of aspect of that the family yeah and just like having that guy pop up again in his movie as maybe one different or the same guy yeah you know like oh ████ is that
19:27 the guy from you in his actual friends too yeah he's like oh wait it is because he's saying this is the same mind hey Rob Schneider again yeah seriously or the Grandma's Boy dude yeah he's a limo driver and wedding singers exactly so it's kind of to like create something like that would be cool for me yeah yeah family the second worst guest we've ever had [Applause] YouTube for me when I was uh when I was uh waiting tables in Pasadena him Kevin James uh Rob Schneider Rob Schneider was a regular at a restaurant he would they brought him over and then at the end I think like basically their meal was like
20:17 60 bucks they tipped like over 200 and then they went up to every worker and said bye oh wow yeah and then did they go up to Rob Schneider and say bye because you made it sound like you worked there I was like ████ waiting tables he would frequent our establishments but nah I was just like that's just ████ cool like I mean super cool yeah like to say hi to every single person and then make your exit you know you didn't even eat that much you just out here dude the coolest thing Adam Sandler ever did does caught on video was when he brought his daughter to like an IHOP or something and then uh they were like oh how long is the wait and the girl was like oh there's no tables we can't see you and he goes okay we'll go somewhere else that's just so nice
21:07 one day later that I have to shut down yeah yeah yeah I close it they didn't they he didn't pull a card or anything it's like to teach your daughter that like we're not those people yeah yeah that's so sick Superman that's really sick and then yeah he had a Hitman kill the guy the hostess is dead the next day as close as a skeleton oh yeah it's weird a sniper just took him out we'll be open tomorrow we think well thank you for introducing yourself to us yeah no thank you I can't believe you're the freaking cop how do they find how do they find you how's everybody find you how's this guy on Instagram h-o-w-s-d-i-s what does that mean GUI it's just kind of a thing in Hawaii where I host a lot of events sometimes I say some things that you know maybe kind of teeter-totter on the line and guys are like holy ████ how's this guy and then
22:00 I chose the house you're like I'm keeping the sticker on my hat they're like whoa yeah how's this guy in your mind you're like yeah yeah I got it I like to think I'm pretty damn normal it's just the rest of the world is living in a delusional space that's true too and they're less horny than you very less horny very less horny I'm actually not that much I just think I'm pretty normal but everyone else is suppressed so thank you very much welcome to my tech talk and buy your Tech talk [Laughter] welcome to my Tick Tock welcome to welcome my tick tocks great foreign
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