0:00 [Music] all right I'm just going to show a quick very very adorable little photo super cute are you sure he's setting us up look at that fine ass woman with a ████ gangster a big rottweiler I like how you describe that a murder I would have gone another way but right am I not being descriptive when women think are ling to their dogs I don't typically see them as sex objects that's a fine ass one doggy he likes to love all right well this woman just posted super loving messages to her two dogs online and then they viciously attacked profile so way you said that was she posted messages to her loving Dogs online yeah she was just talking about how her dogs are ████ sweet like how the ████ do you so she posted
0:50 online like a regular ass white ████ my dogs are the best none your ████ do and then they ████ bit her cuz they're y they got that retweet and they're like ████ you talking about us you didn't hashtag the right ████ she fed okay this is Australian woman she was probably kissing the Rott riler and then went 100% it's a Rottweiler she's got two of them actually ████ she named she's got two of them she named them Bronx and Harlem Bronx and Harlem ████ you know what them places mean now girl straight violence of course she's Australian like it's all exotic to her yeah yeah this made up land of Harlem ask for a more incredible cheeky loyal intelligent and protective little mate you're my whole world protective my whole world ████ it's a dog until they bite her in the face she after she got the dog one of
1:40 her posts was life is complete it's amazing uh she got the dog as an adult like the dog was full grown no she was able to get it and still wish it happy birthday at one point in one of her posts um but so it's a rescue so you don't know the history yeah at age 31 and most people don't know how to train their dogs and was due to undergo surgery to save her arm oh no after they turned on her and bit the ████ out of it these dogs like recently these aren't dogs that she's Alpha enough or some ████ they do the dog training is like you got to really I have two pugs and I can't even train them right they walk all over me dogs age they all revert back to their ████ Primal instincts Jared idiot Jared is a cat lover and a ████ anti-dog racist
2:32 really yes I see it he hates oh my God ████ people like just not big cuddly my dream is for just some white liberal ████ walking in California with her ████ dog just walks by me and her dog Snips I don't care what it is I'm going to ████ right outside that dog's head if your dog me ████ rwe you puss the goal is for on the show and get LA right you're turning off half of them right now I don't care stop talk about the cats and how much you love them if the dog Snips at me getting the you have cats no I don't have any there is a whole thing though with white girls rescuing pit bulls and then they get attacked bro or they're walking the dogs and they're literally pulling it they're getting pulled by the you know how many times I see that it's ter absolutely and it's
3:23 this is a stere like a very specific wi why does have a lot of love to give and sometimes the amount of Love they want to give is it's not really related to the amount they don't get back sucks you're like I'm going to love the ████ out of this rot oil and he's like I wonder if I could pull her arm off yeah I'll try it successful worst case I get blood to drink he didn't mean it he put the dogs down wait I'm so confused are these dogs that she's had for years and they just ended up tring explain this yeah explain it or are these like dogs that like the day before she just picked out at the pound and she made a post it sounds dud most people that seems a little bit more ear most people that get dogs and they can't train them they just go back to the pound and then somebody adopts them and they have bad behaviors and then you
4:13 have to train how much effort it really takes to train dogs bro I'm trying to train my little pug to not pee everywhere and it's like I'm just taking L's wherever I go you guys man that's some like that's some ████ capitalist you know what I'm saying privileged ass ████ you got to train a dog you do it first of all a foreign language any ████ speak a foreign languagein you know what I'm saying you tell a ████ dog you tell a ████ dog some ████ in Russia they know they can you train my dog ████ yeah I'll come over he does ah ████ it's not going to work but you're like caring on there like oh my God he's my whole world you try to treat him like a child and it doesn't work he's like I ain't no ████ child I'm a grown dog man yeah yeah I've been in the streets before I came to you ████ that's what he's trying to tell you but he's like I think he meanss K nope
5:03 wrong it was a drug dealer protection dog enforcer dog and it turns out the drug dealer was beefing hard with like a gang of like kons it's just some and one of them was Australian like the leader and he's like just make sure you ████ kill any Australian woman you ever seen and then he got shot right they put the dog in the pound and then they FW across the dude it is history there goes that arm I'm going to like the the best dog the most caring sweetest dog she's going to adopt me the moment we get home it does say it does say she wished Happy First Birthday to her baby Bo Bronx in 2017 okay so she's had these dogs so it looks like she's had these dogs really old ████ those dogs don't live a long time either reverted back to Primal instincts
5:53 again all dogs do it no they don't you're not my pugs dude never my dogs go blind and then Yelp and annoy your neighbors like my ████ neighbors dog this is a really sad story you guys don't want toar my my dogs have never bit me ever no they won't until they're to die and I've had yeah exactly and I've had like four German Shepherds I could stick my hand in their mouth they've never bit me they bit everybody they'll bite other people they'll bite other dogs but they'll never bite me or my family so loyal damn that's impressive what you know you're going get want demena when people have explain to you that their dog is safe I safe you see somebody's German Shepherd got those little ████ Nazi legs you know the short legs na legs ████ ████ like that you know ████ SS tattoo and you're like that dog's literally ████ Hitler n he's
6:43 great with children get the ████ out of here those those goddamn things for children too ████ he's looking at me like I'm either food or I insulted there automatically when you come in a house with a ████ guy who has a ████ mean dog like you Bart you got to understand like the guy who owns the dog is the alpha male and if you step to him that dog is going to ████ kill you so you got to be like all right like am I sitting weird do I look at the dog too much am I being too scared and he knows I'm weak or am I being too ████ Alpha and he knows he's got to take a shot at the title I only deal with dogs that are ████ useless love machines our dog Old English Bulldog a beautiful only one emotion uh too love and laziness love and laziness yeah and every now and again like she's part all the old English Bulldogs are
7:34 amalgamation breed so it's part American Bulldog so this gen in their DNA that when they hear knock on the door they ████ bark yeah we never taught her to do that ████ any of that German show was like that too knock and she has like a big girl voice and like the ████ people come in to work on our TV or some ████ and I was like you do not have to take this dog seriously and they never do ████ like get the ████ they just pet her while she's barking and she's still growling a little bit and they're petting her she she's shaking her butt while she's growling but then her Tail's going really fast L she loves you you're her new best friend inevitably the people who have dogs you have to like explain like rottweiler is like oh yeah just don't look him in the eyes what the ████ what if he comes up to me oh it just just definitely don't look in the MS ████ that cherry you ever been bit by a dog uh no I just don't like him why what's
8:24 wrong with you you're going to lose all your Jerry followers dog people here ladies ladies he loves dog he's just a tough shell to crack so M fren you could fix it Frenchies are adorable you could fix it Frenchies are adorable Frenchies are adorable see he's got a little soft spot Frenchies look like cats you know that Latinos in Filipinos like Frenchies they do ████ love Frenchies he St us all what about like golden retrievers no I like golden ret soce too much hair here yeah it's the hair I don't look I don't what if they got this haircut though it's the bark it's the bark it's the barking and the begging if I'm in the kitchen and your ████ dog comes up to me get the ████ adorable they it's not your time to eat it's not your time to eat go if they beg that's the owner's fault my dogs never beg because that means you've been re bite me not my food well you just you have't TR Never B what about like um like
9:15 doxins and the stuff cute as ████ too really what what about the straggler that comes around that guy is cute too the little floppy ear that kind of cute what about basset hounds and stuff when they how no Anno corgis uh Marvin's Corgi it's kind of C yeah see we know his type now what about pugs just like my tast women like really small and like ethnic you know coris are ethnic they're tiny they're like ████ they're Welsh yeah that's the worst you you would how many times exactly racist ████ well Corgi just say you like brown women and just keep it at that J the dog stuff no dogs dogs that bark dogs that beg can't can't deal with it so you like cats it doesn't work for you what kind of cats you like what do you like about cats I got cats
10:05 what cats you have I got Bangals he got weird crazy cats I want I want an F4 and like B his cats look wild yeah they're like they're literally kind of art like uh do you guys ever see that commercial for Fancy Feast back in the day where the cat was like billowing white ████ Mandarin cat and they give him this like regular dog food he's like he like doesn't want it and then he gets the Fancy Feast oh yeah I was like I want a cat that knows he's better bread than me cat I want him Royal I want like ay cat that's a cat personality like a giant manun or something yo those are badass those are cool the flat-faced Asian cats with the big hair everywhere they just look so ████ like in charge you ever see those cats with the short legs they're real cute oh adorable cute but adorable
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