0:05 but does that get my does that get my rocks off yeah it does dude it gets my rocks off is that what you're asking me Anthony [Music] here we go not a lot to this one but this is where you guys riff all right this is where you breathe you might have seen this the wreath all right there was a hotel manager who's been accused of entering a guest room and sucking on his toes I heard about that I was asleep I've been seeing that everywhere that's called a circle that's just high level service isn't that called rape I think it's called non-consensual sexual harassment maybe yeah okay that sounds super politically correct okay I thought it was just called sneaky oral reflexology nice yeah or is that labeled as molestation that's molestation
0:57 molestology I think the managerologist my name is what's your sign oh you're Greek yeah stupid so wait why are you why do you support this huh why do you why are you on the side that supports this oh no well you said it was two guys right he said it was great service it's two guys good service dude that's ████ maybe he caught a Vibe and he thought like hey dude he's read the room wrong he just read the rumor yeah did he get in trouble because it was unwanted or it turned out bad or like you know in my head I'm like dude it's just toes how do you yeah all right how does one not know if someone sneaks in their room yeah yeah yeah you hear the little beep of the key card I feel a tongue on I tell him I wake up real quick yeah bro what if that happened to you I'd be really upset I'd be very would you file a complaint unless he was like no this is just good service and I'd be like oh my
1:47 bad yeah well could he immediately do to make up for it is that the liquor you gotta let me that's the sucker no that's ████ that's Stephen King oh that's the hotel manager bro that guy looks all kinds of creepy what kind of Hotel was this he looks like he's going I don't see what the big deal was he just sucked on his toes he liked it missed mixed up Hotel ████ gives me weird Vibes yeah I had a um we had like uh we sponsored like a really big power lifting event one year and then we our plane got um delayed so we arrived late at night and it was I think it's one of those where like the event was way too big for the city so you can tell this isn't clean Texas so like the the city was like very very small and like they don't handle like big things so
2:38 everything is like very mom and pop like it almost like oh ████ I need a ride somewhere oh just come take my car you know yeah um I don't think that Sheraton's supposed to do that it's supposed to be like oh like I'll call you a car like there's like formalities that you do we got there late and then um they're like they're like oh we're here to check in into our hotels and they gave me and like two other people room keys we go in the room and we open it and we oh there's like people sleeping on the floor on the bed and stuff and then we're like what the ████ because there's like two uh at midnight we close the door we go back and then we're like oh um that's I don't think that's the right rooms because there's people in there and he's like no no that's the right one that's the right one I'm not like no it's not can we get switch it out this guy had to go with us to the room and open it again just to double check you're lying so imagine imagine
3:29 use your room and you're like what the ████ why is there somebody opening the door once you're like okay that must have been a mistake could you close don't go back to sleep and you're like what the ████ they're ████ opening it again it's like Monsters Inc because when you open it the second time it's somewhere else you're like okay now it's the empty room my back and then she would open it twice yeah but like even me going into someone else's room because I know that's their space I felt like I invaded their space and it fell he felt weird I felt like you would have like just got into beds like good night they said go to sleep here we're gonna power lift tomorrow are you also here for the events that's weird that you have to prove it to them yeah well you didn't believe Bart he's like this Chinese guy doesn't know what he's talking about yeah it looks weird man was he Asian no it was like this really nice black dude oh okay
4:20 I was gonna say because I went to Asian restaurant once and I was like Hey the soda's too flat and they're like no it's not yeah I was like yeah it is like and then she was pissed she walked away she looked left she looked right and then she kept him walking he's like oh she drank my drink she had to find out prove a point yeah she paused she drink it and then she walked forward and they got me a new tree I was like dick she didn't believe me he agreed with you but silently yeah on her way to our room there was a ████ baby rattlesnake in the hallway no way yeah because like I'm just telling this town is like way too small for what's going on and then like the workers are freaking out or whatever what do we do what do we do and the deem came with um a ████ broom or something and he killed it on the spot killed a baby they're poisonous you know allegedly the more poisonous right it's like fresh Venom yeah like yikes it was
5:12 just like a whole just a ████ show of a weekend dude Nadine's kind of a gangster this kind of gangster yeah well this guy what he did he's uh his name is David Neal put him on blast age 52. he cloned a geek a key card in order to get in so I must admit that he had like he like eyed this dude out he checked in looked at him with his x-ray vision through his ████ shoes and socks and was like you tonight yeah yeah and close the key card for the specific room shows up in the middle of the night and then this dude wakes up to the guy's sucking his toes he said I instantly jumped up and was screaming went into a sort of fact-finding mode who are you why are you in my room what are you doing here I could see he was wearing a uniform he had his name tag on he was talking to me but wasn't giving me any substantive answers yo whenever they find stuff like this it's like the perfect situation where there's no way this is the only thing this guy's ever done oh
6:04 you think this guy David he was kind of red footage what happened you think this guy's kind of lonely David Neal wait what does the victim look like is he like super handsome David Neal's the victim dude wait is he no oh in a way he is yeah yeah yeah this guy might be a hottie though is he I feel like he's working the night shift of the hotel and then he's just bored too maybe yeah what's the name of this hotel what does the hotel look like is it nice is it like a Ramada it's a Hilton is it a Double Tree wait yeah because Hilton's it's not double cheese what kind of service are you talking about here you know is DoubleTree the better one the best I don't know that's a business one that's where like Out of Towners come and stay because what are the different ones there's there's a regular one that doesn't have a name right and then there's Double Tree then aren't there like two others I don't
6:54 know something by Hilton yeah Courtyard Marriott Courtyard Courtyard yeah that's not even Hilton you know you were just saying though [Laughter] rubbish straight rubbish you know you were saying that you would walk it you walked into that room when you weren't supposed to you already felt like I felt weird yeah yeah versus like somebody else who does that feels ████ turned on yeah that's weird honestly sometimes people feel curious I think I'd feel curious or is he doing it for an adrenaline rush is he doing it for like getting caught it's probably like cool with him he's like yeah it was worth it I'll do it again David Neal probably just a little ████ up in his head you know a little bit I want to see
7:44 what the signs were they go back to his life right what led up to the second yeah like what other things did this guy do that's a movie The sucking of the toe he for sure was turned on by this dude when he checked in he was like yeah he scoped around the lobby for sure yeah bro he wrote his name down he was like hold on what's your name what room are you in cool okay would you like a fluffing service sir not like somebody leaves a sock behind in the room he like picks it up sniffs it oh it's wet yeah dude a random toe sucking on a random toes wild Bro ████ yeah especially a dude's toe I've seen some guy's toes and you have two probably wrong where on the mats where you're like I don't know if you should be stepping on the map yeah it looks like a Frosted Flake yeah bro
8:34 like some were so yellow we were just like dude whoa and I think most obviously you're rolling I don't even want to suck on my own toe that's what I'm saying like it's all jammed up it's not just jammed up like your toenail discolors yeah like it's like you could tell there's fungus you know but does that get my does that get my rocks off yeah it does dude it gets when it rocks off is that what you're asking me Anthony [Laughter] yeah bro I'm right here baby have you guys ever seen dry aged steak yeah it's on the crust they call it the pellicle yeah they cut that part off yeah that's what some toenails look like sick I'm getting nauseous guys okay keep going so if this guy's on death row and they're like what do you what's your last meal he's like get me that guy's
9:25 toe well do they have to do it I think they have to they go hey bro sorry man but you gotta go back convention hi this is the prison uh this man is about to die yeah his last kiss is sucking your toe which one they're all I know you hate this guy you got a history but he's gonna die man come on if you're a tall guy does that mean you could suck someone's toes so much until you jizz on yourself is that how that works I don't know yeah I think we're back to that yeah we're back we're back to like wondering how these Kinks work yeah yeah I like how it even starts yeah yeah I've been hearing a lot of foot fetishes like over the past few years it's been really weird they're really coming out the woodwork my teammate Carla Esparza um former UFC uh world champion yeah she was uh I think she was ranked number one or top 10 prettiest feet in MMA wow really yep dead serious wow I hope she made a killing off that I hope she sold some feet pics I don't know that's what
10:15 they do that's what these people do to monetize a lot of Fighters have only fans for just defeat yeah really yeah good idea about a girl a girl fighters I don't know about guys but they're like they're showing their feet all the time on the ████ yeah but you can't get a good look dude you know what that means it's like the the rain is so high for people that are into that there's probably a ton of people watching this that are listening to us going what's a big deal yeah dude I heard human talk about it and he was talking about how it's like associated with people don't get turned on or get kicked out by things that are like positive necessarily like the your feet are like meant to be dirty you know what I mean because you walk around the bottom of the floor you know so like it gets dirty so I think people because of
11:05 that because it's not normalized they like poop they like pee you know it's something that's like yeah Dirty Feet pickle toe yeah I think that's the reason why people like it is because it's like it's kind of shown to be in a negative light for good reason that's why I love feet that's why I like poop poop come on dude that's the Holy Trinity that's what we call it foreign
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