0:00 There's one reason I saw and he literally, I think he takes the coach, grabs him and just ████ dunks him on his head at like a junior high game. Honestly, valid. >> If he bet on the game, I get it. A parlay. If that's your clinching parlay. >> Parlay on the junior high. [Music] Okay, there's a fan who's at the meet and greet. Her name is Alene Marquez. She had a really good prompt she wanted us to do. And it was "When do you experience second hand anger?" Where it's not happening to you, but it's happening to someone and you're mad for them. Kind of like her example was that she'd be in the car with her mom, there's a guy that they're at like a stop sign and your mom's the one with the right away, but she tells the other guy to go. And the guy's like, "No, you go." And then the mom's like, "No, you go." And then so he ends up going. >> You know this thing? And the whole time she's like, "God damn, just follow the ████ rules of the road." Like stuff
0:51 like where it's not necessarily on you, but you're mad for that person. I actually don't even think I get first hand anger. You're not an angry guy. What? >> No way. Let's say your your flight gets delayed and delayed and delayed and delayed. >> I didn't want to like switch the prompt, but I saw like a tweet, you know, starting a prompt and it was like, "What anger did you have you taught yourself not to feel?" Or what Sorry, what emotion have you taught yourself not to feel? >> Wait, you have full control over anger? >> I don't know about full control, but I think I was such an angry kid with like rage issues. I did therapy my whole life. Then instead of like actually like taking therapy and probably learning it, I just stopped myself from being angry. >> So you're a great suppressor. Yeah. So you don't One day he's going to explode. >> Probably. You've been reserving your calm forever. I'll kill all of you. So like you don't want to get angry on on behalf of let's say you're hanging out with Bart and some person is like mistreating him. >> So that's what I was going to say. I think I get second hand anger, but not first hand anger. Oh, that's really interesting then. Okay, so
1:41 >> I'll get pissed off like I flew with my mom like last year or something and someone was like mean to my mom in the airport. I was like, "Bro, I'm going to ████ murder this guy." But if he was mean to me, I would just be like in my head I'd just be like, "Idiot." >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I'm like that, too. I don't know if I experience first hand. >> Yeah, I don't really get first hand anger cuz you me and you had a lot of rage issues. And I think we just learned to suppress them. I got first, second, third, half, fourth. And on my toes, baby. What explain fifth hand anger? Fifth hand? You just make it up in your mind. Any reason to be angry. You're just angry at make-believe. >> You Yeah. No, that's like I think first hand is like, you know, actual one-on-one. >> Someone's mistreating you. Second is like you're you're like, "Don't you ████ with my friend?" Third one is, "Don't you ████ with that stranger?" Fourth one is, "Why is Why is you look at that person
2:32 like that?" Fifth No, no, fourth one is Instagram. >> like you're freestyling. No, no, no, it's just planned. It's the Brian McKnight song. One. Starting back at one. Yeah, yeah, Brian McKnight's come out. >> fourth is you're scrolling through Instagram and then you're watching somebody get like bullied and then and then you drop your phone, you start doing karate cuz you want to ████ up this person. >> Oh, you start practicing you get a black belt instantly alone. And then fifth degree is you thought of it in your mind. It's like Latina style. Like it now became a reality. We We We all know Latina style, right? Yeah, they made it up. They made it up. Yeah, yeah, they they had a fight in their mind and it became real. They dreamt of you cheating. For me, dude, I get second hand anger mostly about parlays.
3:22 Are you one of the GUYS THAT'S THE ████ BALL. I'M LIKE I'M LIKE, "WAIT, OKAY, cool Ohtani. All you had to do was not swing the ████ bat. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS NOT SWING THE ████ BAT." And Ohtani reaches and said like a ████ idiot, he reached and said "Strike." And then all he had to do is not swing the bat. It would have been ball four. He would have taken his base and they would have sent a guy home because it was bases loaded and I would have won my ████ parlay. I think that's sixth hand. No, no, that's sixth No, that's second hand. >> Steve, I need a real confession, full honesty. >> Yeah, what do you want? Have you ever DM'd an athlete after you lost a parlay? He's like that. Hey, he's team taking. Are you ready? Not a straight one. Only the gay ones cuz cuz they're gay after they lose. >> players? Yeah, I'm like, "Ohtani, ████ you, man." I'm like, "I wish your I wish your manager bled you for more, dude."
4:13 He should have took everything you got. Yeah, I was like, "Oh, I wish you could only live at a ████ s█████ hotels, dude. ████ you." No, but dude, I get so I got I was so mad at Ohtani for swinging at that. I was so mad. I didn't do anything. Send this to him. Let him know. >> No, yeah. Well, he wouldn't understand cuz he doesn't even He even talked to his own teammates. Guys talking about it in these languages. [Music] The Japanese guy. No, but Yeah, that pisses me off. And then oh yeah, like so like, you know, so I'll I'll put it in I'll do it to myself cuz I'm like, "Okay, I put it a 12 or 14 team parlay." And then one of the teams loses and I'm like, But it's like, "What did you expect? You did a 14 team parlay, dude. That's insane." Like the odds of that is actually insane.
5:03 That's like getting that mad about lottery tickets losing. Yeah, but I only bet like a buck, but I'll get so ████ pissed because it's like, "Well, the Bucks lost to the Saints? Like the Bucks lost to the ████ Saints? The Saints suck." Like they did it to me. They ████ me. Like that's all it's about. It's a personal attack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's my second hand anger. That's why I stopped doing parlays, dude. I actually think second hand is more normal than first hand. Like a lot of people are more protective of people that they love. I think I have a heavy I have a heavy second hand anger. More than like you, right? Like I think that's most people. >> probably Yeah, you're right. It's more normal. I think as you mature, that takes precedence. You know what's crazy? I questioned my morals for the first time yesterday or two days ago. Your morals? >> First time ever? From second hand anger, yeah. Why? Cuz usually like I'm like I
5:53 don't know, I feel like I have like a a list of things that I I'm like, "Okay, this is how what I value is how I live life." So, Tycho, remember I was telling he we got him a new little go-kart. So he's riding around and then it just kind of attracts attention with all the people at the park. So he's playing with it. Then he runs into a bunch of maybe like teenagers. Like there's like three of them. And these teenagers kind of have been like ████ heads already when like when like kids are running around like small kids, like eight or 10 or whatever, they'll throw like random like pen caps or whatever. And then I see Tycho go here, and stop and he's surrounded by these three. Uh-oh. >> And then I was like, "Hmm, I wonder what's going on." But I also don't want to fight his battles for him. So I'm like, I don't want to just immediately go. I'm like, "I'm going to I'm going to see how he plays this." So he's sitting
6:44 there like looking up at these three teenagers. But as they were talking, I don't even know what's going on. I just envision me picking up each one and just body slamming them on the ████ ground until all the bones obliterate. >> You're a dad now, dude. And then I was like, "I don't condone hurting children, But you don't ████ my kid. >> But I'm like, "But I kind of want to slam the ████ out of these three." And this is before they even did anything? Cuz just the body language. You could already tell that it was like kind of like, you know, they're like they're like this. Like, "Yo, let me see that cart. Let me see that cart, dude." You know, like kind of like that thing. And I'm Sandlot scene ████ It's like a Steven Seagal bar fight. You don't look like you're from around here. Hey, you want You got a ponytail? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
7:38 YOU'RE LIKE GOING LIKE THIS. AND I'M AND I JUST felt like the rage coming. And then Tycho just run them over and you're like, Well, Tycho was I was like I could tell he's also smart mouthing. Cuz you know, Tycho like he kind of has a little attitude. >> He was the one that started it. Dude, like, "What the ████ you say?" Like I see him like kind of like roasting and like blah blah blah and roasting and I'm like, "Oh ████ is this going to get physical?" Uh-oh. And then I think the teens they were like looking and then they looked around and they saw like me and Gio looking just kind of looking across. And then so it ended up like sizzling, but I never in my mind would have been like, "It's going to feel so good to beat the ████ out of some kids." I have a lot of like random sports on my Instagram and you'll see stuff from like high school or college even like sports and it'll be like a ref or a coach at like it looks like maybe junior high, maybe, you know, JV getting in argument or something and you'll see parents come
8:29 out of the bleachers and beat the ████ out of the coach or the ref. Just like that same feeling you probably had. There's one reason I saw and he literally, I think he takes the coach, grabs him and just ████ dunks him on his head at like a junior high game. Honestly, valid. If he bet on the game, I get it. A parlay. If that's your clinching parlay. Parlay on the junior high. No, cuz these umps sometimes, dude. These umps the box, right? You've DM'd an athlete. You're lying. >> Here's the Here's the ball. Here Here's the box. Here's the ball. Stee- rike. I'm like, "Are you ████ kidding me, dude?" I'm sitting THERE LIKE TO CORRUPTION. YOU GOT PAID OFF. >> THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL WE BIAS, BRO. But yeah, I could ████ ump up. So the other the other day Tiff was picking me up at the airport and this was so small, but I was kind of like shocked at how mad I got for like 1 second.
9:19 And it was Tiff was picking me up at the airport and there was a guy and I was walking to the car and there was a guy behind and he was like honking at her. And he was like like he's trying to say he like, "Any more space to get the ████ out." And I I wa- I I looked at the dude. I was like, "Get the ████ out of here. You have plenty of ████ space." Like out of nowhere. No way. Like right and I was like, "Get the ████ out of here." Like that. And then after I was like, "Hey, babe. How are you?" And in my head I was like I was like, "Damn, I I probably shouldn't do that." Am I a psycho? Yeah, yeah. Am I crazy? Am I crazy for doing that? But I But it's like from road rage ████ where I was like, "Bro, are you ████ dumb? You have so much space." Like get the ████ out of here. You don't know how to drive. like that type of energy. >> Then you threw your gear on. Yeah, I wish. He said I'll handle IT. >> COME HERE, DUDE. I feel like Nick usually doesn't get pissed off, but I feel like anyone ████ with Tiff, it'll make you flip the ████ >> Nah, dude. I'll be chill about it. I'll
10:09 be so chill. I'll be so chill. No, but like kind of what you were talking about like rage stuff, I I feel that in me. So, I try to like not Same. I try my hardest to like, "It's all cool." But, I feel like if I get pushed, I'm going to ████ Yeah, exactly. In my head, I know I'm lying to myself. >> time uh it was I was with my mom. I was traveling and uh she's like on the aisle seat and I'm on the inside and I think we parked and we're about to get off and she she stands up and I'm still being lazy cuz I know it takes forever to deplane these stupid things cuz people don't know how to fly. And some dude is sitting behind us and I don't know what happened. I probably even had my headphones on. And he he had to be early 20s. And he like stands up and I don't know if he like first bumps my mom and then he like kind of does one of these to her. And then he like grabs her his bag like over my mom's head. >> Oh. Whoa. Whoa. Probably probably the first time since I was like 17 like I stood up. Dude, I just stood up and just stared at
10:59 him. And we were this close, right? Cuz he's in the aisle. I just stood up and just stared at him. And just wait and then he like kind of backed I was like, "Bro, like I haven't like I haven't had rage like that in Yeah, probably 20 years." And this was like last year. I was like, "Bro, I'll probably just kill you on the plane right now." Going like this to a lady is so ████ >> Bro, and my mom My mom's got gray hair. She's just the quietest, nice old lady just standing there. But, you still But, you still didn't do ████ You ████ I didn't True. True. I would have ended up on Tik Tok so fast.
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