0:00 [Music] Welcome back everybody to another amazing episode of the Careful Boys where Bart came back from Poland. >> Yay. >> How was Poland? >> Why are you laughing? >> I showed her a picture of a Pepsi thing, but it said pee pee >> and I said peep. >> And I just want to see how immature her sense of humor was. That's all. And it turns out >> it turns out it checked out childlike. >> Poland's cool. It's a lots of white people. >> Oh, no figure. >> And none of them speak English. >> Nice. >> So, you're like, "Why are you guys so >> Whoa." No, I'm just kidding. No, there's tons of white people speak my um big ass over there. >> Um but in Croatia is even bigger. >> Oh, you went to both? >> I went to both. Croatia is a trip. So,
0:50 like um everyone I would say the average height in Croatia for a dude is like 6'2. >> What? >> Lots of guys 6'5, 66. So really, really big ass ████ And then um when I went into the locker room where we had the jiu-jitsu camp, the urinals are no ████ The bottom of the urinal is like right here. >> What? So if I was 2 in shorter, I wouldn't even be able to. >> You need like a booster to stand. >> We need a booster or I have to pee in the toilet. And then the shower, if I reach my hand all the way up, it's still another like foot before the top of the shower head. >> They're just really really big out there. >> Croatia. >> Yeah. Big ass ████ >> How much are tickets to Croatia? >> Shut up. >> Shut up, dude. >> Hey, that's good. She She She knows what she wants. >> We have pull them five showerheads. >> 62 dudes with dingdongs.
1:42 >> Wait, did you confirm they had ding-dongs? >> I didn't get a chance to check ding-dongs out there. >> $1,600. >> Hey, you went to Croatia, didn't you? >> Yeah, many times. >> Don't Aren't those ████ big as ████ >> They are big. >> They're big, right? You know what's scary? How big things are out there, >> dude? Boobies are big out there. >> Booies. Wo wo wo. >> Everything's big out there. >> Careful. Nah's been watching you lately. >> She knows. >> What? Big boobs? Like in general? They all just got big boobs. >> What do Croatians look like? Let's look at this. >> Everyone's all curious now. >> Yeah. >> Croatia. >> JK News Adventured. But >> Poland's pretty cool cuz everybody wins. Everybody wins. >> It reminds me of like white Asians. Polish people, >> Asians, >> cuz they're like, >> "No, that's Kazakhstan." >> They're very like, "No, no, not looks wise." But everyone's very stoic, very
2:33 emotionless. >> So like people don't just smile for no reason and it's very straightforward to the point like no ████ So you know how like when you like go to like a Asian gathering or whatever, like your aunt's like, "Why are you so fat?" It's like that. >> It's like there's no like being PC. It's like, "Hey, you're fat, so lose some weight >> because you're eating up our tax dollars." M. >> So all the the conversations that you don't really like that we kind of beat around the bush in America, >> they just straightforward just ████ say it. >> Which is which is kind of refreshing in a way cuz you're like, "Oh s███." Like all the conversations we should have that we don't, >> they do and they just get to the point. I feel like they're like that in Switzerland, too. I know like four people from Switzerland. They're like that. They say everything straight up. >> Holy ████ >> I guess it makes sense. Yeah. >> Yeah. So, we must look extra stupid to a lot of the world, right?
3:23 >> Wait, isn't Croatia? They got the crazy gun laws. They have actually like very friendly gun laws. And Marco Cop, >> he's from Croatia. >> He's from one of the best kickboxers ever. >> Yo, that that was his kicks were sleep. >> But yo, Croatia looked like Russian flag. >> Yeah, but Pol Yeah, Poland was pretty nice, huh? >> Yeah, it was it was cool to like also go in a country. It kind of reminds me of Japan where just because a place is low income doesn't mean it has to have crime. >> Oh yeah, of course. >> Yeah, of course not. >> Which which is kind of cool cuz we're playing at this park and it it kind of looks like um cuz we're just walking all over the place and we kind of got like the locals view of it cuz we went with some friends that are from Poland and it looks like kind of like a lowinccome projects area >> and the kids are out playing, everyone feels safe.
4:13 >> Society can still be achieved with civic sense regardless of what you make. Yeah, it's not like, oh ████ like you're going to get robbed or whatever. It's just these people just don't make as much money as as them, but everyone still has pride in what they do, respectful, happy, all all of that. So, that was really, really cool to see, >> dude. That's cool. >> I love I love when I go to countries and I see that and it just reminds me like how ████ I am. Like, >> I ain't ████ compared to these people. Like, they're so like good and happy. Yeah. Yeah, like when I was in the Philippines in in a in Borai and you go into the like mountains and then you look inside inside these little like huts in the middle of nowhere and then you're like what's all that noise and there's just a ████ 10 Filipinos doing karaoke laughing their asses off and you're like damn I can't even have that much fun with all the money that we make here. >> Can't even have that much fun at the ████ Bellagio. >> It's true. >> Yeah. And it's so genuine. It's like damn I missed that. Like that's cool.
5:04 And it's also cool cuz you're like a lot of the problems you think that can't be fixed, you're like it's fixed in other places. It's possible to, you know, with the right mindset that people can come together. >> You can. >> What's also crazy is I'm like because they're super straightforward. I've seen some of the craziest ████ stickers. Like I've seen uh stickers that say like like f certain ethnic groups or whatever. I'm like >> in Poland. >> Yeah. Just like a sticker on a bathroom or I'm like dude that's >> Which ethnic group? I'll show you after. >> Okay. On both sides. So, you know, like the whole Gaza stuff, there's like F this side and F the other side. They're just straight up. I'm like, oh, interesting. That's pretty crazy. >> Never heard anyone say those before. >> Yeah. And they don't even like bother investigating it into like a hate crime case. They just leave it. >> Nah, not Poland, huh? They're all
5:54 probably Everyone's white here anyways. It's all good. >> I was I was I was literally like the only Asian for sure. >> Yeah. >> Did you get any looks or No. Everywhere I went, there was looks. >> Oh, >> like everyone's like, "What the ████ The >> ████ is that tattoo on his leg? >> Why does he have two of them?" >> Tattoos. People had tattoos out there. >> Oh, yeah. Like tattoo culture is in. So like Poland. Yeah. There's a lot of like death metal bands from Poland. >> Oo, that's dope. >> Yeah. Like grandpa, like people you don't think just regular ass people have tattoos. A lot of people have tattoos. >> Like random flight attendants, security guard, like whatever. Just all different types of people. Rand tattoos. >> Yeah. Yeah. Wait, why were you there? >> Uh, so, um, one of our friends, he's from Poland. He's like this like jiu-jitsu world champion >> and he every summer he does like a crazy
6:44 European tour, but he's from Poland. So, that's kind of his home base. >> Oh. >> So, he was going back there. So, we're going to meet him there and then we're going to go to Cro Croatia together. >> Damn. You got money like that? >> Hm. >> You got money like that just to go? What do you mean? >> Thank you. ████ he's asking cuz he's he's like damn dude you got can I get some of that ████ >> No no no more like more like damn dude for the homie. Huh? >> For just a jiu-jitsu bet. That's crazy. >> Well, it's cool cuz it's like so imagine like um >> like seminars and stuff. >> Imagine Mike Tyson asked you to go a place with him. Would you say yes? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Cuz he's the Mike Tyson of >> Yeah. Cuz he's literally like the Mike Tyson of of jiu-jitsu. So it's just like I didn't even think he would like Um, so his kid and Taigo get along and then his wife and Gio get along. So I didn't even
7:34 like when Gio told me, "Hey, would you ever want to go to Poland?" Cuz they asked. >> Yeah. >> I'm like I just said yes. And I'm like And then even halfway through the trip when we started to become friends cuz we're not really close like that. >> I was like, "Hey, um, did you guys ever think it was weird that we said yes to you guys? You just kind of say and then someone actually says yes, you're like, "Oh ████ >> Oh ████ I guess we're going on this trip." Cuz when she first asked Gio, she was like, "Oh yeah, we'll check our schedule." You know, it was like one of those thing. We just thought it was like, "Oh, we should have lunch." Like that type of thing. >> Oh yeah. >> And then she asked again, >> "Hey, so like did you guys actually look at your schedule?" And then that's when Jill's like, "Oh, >> I'm sure we're not talking LA speak." Hi. Uh my name is Nico. I'm here with my Amazon business. >> Sorry, we're not interested. We're in the middle of filming. >> Jeez, dude. He really was like kept going, dude. >> Never going to go for an answer.
8:25 >> There it is. That's why we keep the door closed. >> I didn't even know there were solicitors here like that. >> Me neither. But yeah, so it was um >> stuff for us today. >> So yeah, it was it was cool to It was I think it was weird on our end. I'm like, why would you ask us? We would never ask anybody to come on a family trip. >> And then I'm like, did you guys think it was weird that we said yes? But it all worked out cuz we ended up like actually like um like clicking. >> Yeah. Cool. >> No way. No ████ way, dude. >> I hope it is. >> I hope it did. Me, too. >> Hello. >> Yes. >> Hey, I'm going to have my car washed. Moving over to this side. >> Oh, okay. >> That was a different guy. I was like, "Oh my god, no ████ way." >> Really? I'll save you money on Amazon. >> He has a What? What do you think is a big pipe? >> Like that jokes?
9:17 >> Did they say like, "Uh, did you guys think it was weird that we asked you?" >> Um, >> the reverse. No, because they're Polish. >> Oh, okay. >> So, they're just like we asked because we thought it would be good. >> They're just earnestly asking, huh? >> Okay, cool. Yeah. >> Okay, that's right. >> The photos look cool, though. All the jiu-jitsu stuff you were posting out there. >> Yeah. I never really been to any like cuz I'm pretty much like a white belt pretty much, right? Cuz I just got promoted like last week. So, to me, it's like I was still in high school being in college. >> So, it was cool to go to like such a big event. And then also, I see him in my school. So to me, he's just like, "Oh, that's Adam." >> But then when when when I see him at an event, like to other people, he's like a god, you know? I'm like, "Oh ████ that's crazy." And then what's crazy about these camps is >> I'm not sure I don't know if uh dances like this, like if you guys um have
10:09 events where like people have battles and they want to, like, "Oh ████ Anthony, I got a battle. I want to see what he's all about." >> Oh, hell. That's almost problematic. >> So at camps it's like that. Like everyone wants to test They want to play. Yeah. >> And then so while he's rolling with one person, there's already a line like a line of ████ black belts. Everyone wants to get a taste of like and it was just cool to see him beat the ████ out of everybody. >> Like Pier, he goes to like these gyms and everybody wants to spar him going like 100%. >> Yeah. Or like Sai and he has to make an example out of someone before everyone like calms down. >> Dude, that was that was me the first time I was in Singapore and I had to perform in this mall. Every day a different crew came to battle me. Well, you me and Victor. >> Oh, snap. >> 20067. Yeah. >> How do you end up like saying no? Like, ████ Okay, that was crazy. We did like
10:59 five rounds. Let's just That's enough. >> I didn't I never said no cuz I was that type back then. >> So, I was like, let's get it. >> But then like it's so tiresome to have to like >> cuz then that's it also makes for a better show >> cuz then the freaking host of the events like uhoh, we got another challenger here to make a big deal out of it. But it does suck. >> You just walk up to him and be like, "Yo, good stuff." And that's like, "All right, we're done." You know what I mean? I feel like >> Yeah, I think that's good form to do that. But what sucks is if like imagine that he's doing a meet and greet and they want to roll. >> That's bad form. Like don't do that. But then people would still do that to us. Even as Quest, they would come to the meet and greet. We're behind tables and be like, "Yo, we're here to battle you guys. They expect us to the right venue. >> Not even the right bad time and place." Yeah. But at least it's during an actual thing where it's meant to be. >> Yeah. But it was super cool. Their
11:49 family ended up turning out to be like really really cool peeps. Um so it was a cool trip overall. >> You know what do you think it's like an LA thing that we have this predisposed like oh they don't really mean it if they're saying let's go to Poland. You know what I mean? Cuz I'm so used to everybody making invites like that and it's not genuine. >> But then >> how many times do those actually fall? >> Yeah. Is that like is that only in LA that that seems to be the case? >> Yeah. Maybe big cities cuz that's like what we're used to. Everyone just talks a big talk, you know, >> thing to say to make you >> even though, you know, you're not actually inviting or they're not. >> Yeah. And they don't expect you to come either. It's just like a way of like it's like a fake olive branch. >> But maybe the the rest of the world really does mean it. >> Like you said, it's a big city, so it's just like not everyone can afford just to go just to go. You know what I'm saying? >> But why ask them? Like >> just to say as like a as a joke probably or something what what Ryan was saying.
12:40 It's just like, "Hey," >> cuz you don't like the whole LA thing where like, "Oh, we should grab lunch." >> Like, if you don't want If you don't want to grab lunch, don't even say it. I think it's the other way, the other side though. It's more like everybody actually does hand out olive branches, but we don't expect everybody to accept them. >> Take them. Yeah. >> Cuz if I was like, "Yeah, yeah, we should grab lunch sometime." It's not like I don't want to grab lunch with you. I'm just more expecting like we're not going to grab lunch. But then if you're like, "Okay, cool. Like, I could do this day." Then I'm like, "Oh, >> okay. Yeah, fine." You know, I feel the opposite. I feel like when I'm at these Hollywood events, >> if they go, "Bart, my man, you should grab lunch." >> My baby. >> Yeah. And I'll be like, "Oh, you want to grab it tomorrow?" Oh, you ████ desperate weirdo. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. For real. >> I feel that. So, >> it is that. Yeah. >> True. >> I think it's a It's a little bit of both. It's like fear of both. It's fear
13:30 that they don't mean it and fear that you might actually go. >> Yeah. But then I that's why I realized now that now that I'm in Nevada when people go, "Oh, I'm going to perform this thing. You should totally come." Like I actually I'm like, "Oh, ████ They really I should go." >> They mean it. >> Yeah. I should actually go. >> Like if they go, "I'll help you with your car." They actually really mean they'll help you with their car. >> Yeah. Or when people are like, "I'll help you move when you guys come from JK." I was like, "No, you will not. That's terrible.
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