0:00 [Music] Hey, what's up, man? We missed that. It got it. So, hey, can you shake my hand? What? Shaking. Sorry. Oh, we got to do this on camera. What? What up? What up? Virginity is cool. Come on. Come on. He's got it. He's got it. What's my favorite one? What's up? What's up? You Damn. What up, boy? Did you say, "Are you a virgin?" Z. Yeah, you know I am. Are you a virgin again? Did you get Did you get your highman replaced? Don't finish on me, dude. I guess I'm not a virgin anymore. Come on. Did you work out today already? What a freak, dude. Do you have a USBC break? No, I don't. You don't got nothing inside. Inside there. There's one right there, isn't there? That's a
0:50 USB brick or no USBC? Like a little little block? No, I don't have one. You got nothing. I ain't got none. It is approximately 9:10 in the morning. The call time's like 8:50. Yeah, call time's 8:50. Me and Anthony are here at least. It's 9. Ken and Charles are setting up cameras. Say hi, Charles. So, call time's 9:00. So, it's 9:10 right now. Know you're here, man. Shoot starts at 9:15, right? Shoot starts now. Okay. Well, it's a video sweat shop. We got to get through this. We got to hit our quotas. Hey, are you going to pay him? I found $40 today. You found it where? In my car. Like next to my driver's seat. See, it's real. Wow. Good for you. That's going to be that. You're You're going to have a nice day. I honestly think somebody gave this to me and I forgot about it and it fell out
1:41 of my pocket. Yeah. And then I was like, "Today's going to be a good day." Hey, you've been spending time with your girl, huh? I have been. I see. Wait, who's going where? I'm going to Orlando because I have gigs there. So, I'm like, "Hey, come along." Oh. And then we went to the beach. Charles was there. Charles went to his first Charles went to go spend time with your girl. Yeah. All right. So, uh, it's just me and Anthony here. Nick just walked in. Uh, Bart is not here. Joe is somewhere else. Where is Joe? Isn't he in the office? Joe's probably walking around with still on the air. Is Joe back there? No, I don't think so. I don't I thought he was. I was looking for him. Weird. What if I sit here today? Yeah. Have a seat, man. What? Would that be ████ up if I just make Joe sit over there? I would love it
2:31 if you sat there like Bart and Joe sitting next to each other. Honestly, we should mix it up. Switch it up. Yeah, it's the same six of us. Yeah, why not? You're not Joe. Get out of here, man. No, I could be like Joe. Wait. Whoa. I could be like Joe. Did you get Did you get stronger? No, dude. Can you just not touch me? No, I can't. I this morning. Yeah, because I I drove out here from I I left my place at 4. Oh ████ That's So then I'm like I'm on lunch mode. Finally. He's he's on schedule with the rest of us. Hey, move out to Vegas so you can suffer like us. I'll be out there once a month. I'll probably Hey, do you like roti? Roti praa roti chennai. Why do you keep changing the subject? Macau cafe. I'm ordering from Macau cafe. Oh, brother. Let me see that menu and I'll send you low key. I didn't send
3:21 you money till like five weeks later and I apologize for that. For what? Are we supposed to bolo bows? Oh, bulldo. I got like 10 bolo boughs. That's my gift to you. That's my gift. And if you don't take my gift, that's kind of like dude. Macau. Imagine I gave you a gift for Christmas. The problem when you do one of these little Macau breakfast things is that people start ordering stuff and then when we get to lunch and people didn't order, it's like, ████ are we going to order lunch? People like, I'm not hungry. And then good. It's kind of better though. But then whoever doesn't order is starving. Yeah. like me last time. You should order. No, but like I just had I just had the Starbucks for me. This is for me though. So, whoever What are you gonna get? Huh? You going to get porridge? Probably porridge. Yeah. See, you want to talk? Do you We were talking earlier. Is it weird to um bring up the Philippine festival?
4:13 Is it weird? I mean, you already brought it. I think we probably should talk about it though, right? We should cover it for our Filipino folks. Yeah. But and the people in Canada. Do you guys know what happened? It's tough cuz number one, let's just call let's just let's just talk about the facts. There's three reasons why it's weird. Asian guy. Steve's here. He's going to rag on Asians somehow. Yeah. Well, it's two, I think we can ████ on that kid. You can't make a lot of jokes about it. Three, this video will come out, everyone will go, that's not even the right info. Okay, let's not do it then. Okay, fine. Yeah. Yeah. Like if we I feel like if we do those stories, we have to do it a certain way. Like we can't like we kind of have to respect it a little bit. Yeah. Like we should probably be a little well do it. Oh, hey. Oh, what's up? It's doing already. Let's do We're filming. Oh, you you can sit down. Sit down. Hey, Joe, go that side. Yeah, you sit
5:03 over there today. Just mix it up, dude. Let's just go crazy. Put your own bark together. How weird is that? That's not weird. Wow. I was outside just watching. Who's this guy? Oh, you guys are walking green. Why are you holding us? What's up, bro? Dude, I dreamed a dream, bro. Dude, I'm I was screaming at the top of my screen. Sorry about the Lakers, dude. Hey, Sers, baby. Show's done, though. Sorry about the lake show, bud. Yeah, dude. That was [Laughter] He and Steve had a Lakers would take the championship. Yesterday, it would have paid out what times 28 course you want chicken if they what if they don't have
5:53 chicken. Oh man, finally everybody's here cuz I feel like it's a chicken metal detector but then it's like are you getting all the bad ones, bro? I might do a kaya toast and a roti. What happened to your can? I didn't drop it. You dropped that ████ That look bad. Look at this. Are we Are we adding it to the order or no? Yeah, I'm ████ Okay. Should I go beef brisket, man? Oh, you already his head. I'm going to do a roti, bro. His ████ head. You read Chinese? Chinese? I don't even speak it. What piece of ████ Honestly, I feel like Let's have a toast. Let's have a toast. Let's have a toast. A toast. What? What are you laughing at? What are you talking about? This is a setup. If Ryan out of nowhere says, "Let's have a toast." You know,
6:43 you're going to set up. What the hell? Damn. I can't say nothing. I love Nick sitting on this side. Can't say anything anymore. I think I'm going to get the roti. That's it. That's all I'm going to do. Okay. Okay. Okay. Chicken curry, man. Hey. Hey. Look at the back of this phone. What's up, Ken? Dang, you're making us look bad. I should probably do that for my phone. Is that sun faded or is that like a style? Oh, is that blue hair? We live in a day where some dudes are chicks and chicks are dudes. I'm scared. Kodak zinc papers. It's like zero ink. Oh, okay. Yeah. Zero ink. So, what's it what is it made? What is it used to print? I don't know. They're It's It's one of those Insta. Oh, that's cute, dude. That's old school that have like a physical photo of your girl on your ████ My picture makes the layers peel off. That's why it's all blue. Oh. Hey,
7:33 where's the clock remote by the way? Not here. Over there. You got the clock remote over there by any chance? God, that was so ████ annoying. ████ uh we were at this Korean barbecue spot, Subie ended up being there, too. Kendra was showing at Korean barbecue and we're screaming as a group. Like the first time we took the lead, you know, I was at the bike was going off and then in the last like 2 minutes when we were just kept getting dagger after ████ dagger after dagger. Once it went down by like 9, I was like, we're ████ Yeah. Literally, we I was so pissed. We got up. I got it. Stop shaking on my can. I don't do it till after lunch anyway. All right. All right. Open it. You guys doing my fall asleep during the shoot.
8:29 Hey, I'm going sit back over there, dude. I'm going sit back over there. ████ this. That's so good to have a toast. ████ you. I was doing it so secretly earlier. I I saw you pick it up and I didn't see when you were I was so focused on that behind your head, but then I You were so focused on the roti. I was like, do I get the roti beef or dude, imagine if you're that much of a sucker. Yeah, that would have been my dream. Not today, bro. That would be my silly little dream. I need it. Hey, Joe's going to sit on this side today. This one? Yeah. Okay, we're going to mix it up. ████ I'm going to blow my ████ brains up. I have to sit here again. Anywhere else. Hey, this is going to save the channel.
9:21 Our views go from 15K to 17. No, dude. Stop trying to trick me. No, cuz I need I want you to stuff this to put it back in the thing. Stuff it. Oh, you're going to use a meat stick. Let me see that drink. What is that? Are we doing that thing where we were Are we doing that thing where we record? Are we recording right now? Yeah, we're recording. ████ Stop. Get your n. Come on. Is it carbonated? You're going to make the Why is everybody shaking? Cuz they're trying to ████ me over. Carbonated. Ghost. Trying to ████ me, dude. Hell yeah. It's hella carbonated. Ghost. Ghosts are ████ bomb, dude. This is just absurd. It's like two for six. Fix this Nickelodeon chair. I'm out. This is We should honestly change the chair throughout the week. See who gets the mystery chair. They were smart by partnering with all the like candy ████ They killed it. So smart. So smart. And now every drink is
10:11 doing the same thing. Every single drink. Oh, partnering with candy. Yeah. Yeah. I have been seeing that. That is dope. It's like what they did. Sour Patch Kids. Yeah, they're doing the Sour Patch. I only get the drinks if it's two for something, dude. I never buy two for something. That'd be two for five for me. They change it to two for six in my local spot and I'm like sometimes you can find two for 475. That'd be that'd be great. I would drive out of state. Yeah, I'd move back to that. Do you want your meat stick? Meat stick. I'll drive to Canada. Dude, chill on the same side as a ████ jerk. This feels weird. I never sat here. It feels like you guys are about to do an ad. That's it. But this this seat right here, I never sat here in the in the history of JK News. This is ████ groundbreaking. We're going to get We're going to go viral, dude. We're going to go viral.
11:02 This is our strategy. This is our vision. This is our Let me get some of that, dude. You guys are revolutionary. Yeah, we had we had a bunch of 4-hour meetings. This is what we And this is Damn, dude. That's sick. Feels really fresh. Be ready to get your Bugattis, boys. Be ready. Pick out your Bugattis now. Yeah. Pick your color now. Oh, there's no more. Oh, give me this tie thing, too. Oh, super. This This is how we all get ready, guys. Wow. You need this. You need all this to get ready. Smell it. It smells good, right? Does smell really good. Most recent. I think we're getting ready for the day. You got to take your super bonsai super liver. # ads. You got to ████ polka dot your whole shirt now. I don't even know what this is called cuz I can't read. Tai Hongai brand compound herb inhaler formula 2. It's a Thai uh Uh what do you call it when you when you when you do that salt
11:53 nose torque likes? Oh yeah. Deep fried rice. Oh, you're passing around the ████ burrito, dude. Get to me, man. What the hell is that? What do you mean? This is what you watch. They are very low. I didn't send you that. The ████ is this? You're trying to say factory. Oh. Oh, I have seen that. You saying fetry? And sometimes when I heard it from a sing, she sounds like she's saying Mandarin in English. Everybody's in there. See everybody ready? She's trying to sell all her engines that she has. And she has all these low
12:44 mileage engines in her one of those actually. Um, I need $2,000. All right, put your phones on. Do not disturb, guys. Let's get into it. Okay. Wait, that's from your That's from Joe's liked videos. No, no, no. My my coach Joe only likes middle-aged guys singing like singing bad. I don't like I like when it's late Chinese ladies mispronouncing it. There was one Chinese lady. She was singing just beat it, but she was saying just be like, "Oh, yeah. Just be." Oh, that lady. I like that lady. I like that lady. I only watch Indian content. I've been getting a ton cuz of you. I think I should. Have you seen that buff Indian guy? He goes, "I'm going to make Indian." Yes, I saw it yesterday. Why do we all have the same ████ algorithm? I'm going to make Indian cool. I'm finally going to make India cool. He's actually hopefully he could do it, dude. I think he could do it. And then in the comment, it was
13:34 like, "Nah, it's just only you." That's a compliment. Yeah, that's kind of nice. India's getting it. Oh, let's do something we haven't done before. Send off before we end this video. A send off? Yeah, send off. Oh, we're done with the video. Yeah. Yeah, we're done with this video cuz we got to get ready for the actual day. Okay. So, are we How many minutes in are we? Can I just check? It's only 13. 13. So, we got to stretch another 7 minutes. We got to stretch it out. Stretch. Got to stretch it out. We have five more minutes to stretch. All right, Nick. How do you guys like the new uh Okay, comment below how you like the new layout. All right, so we're trying something new. The new layout. Revolutionary idea. You should see it with who? We're just getting ready and we wanted to show you how it looks like. What do you think of the redesign? Yeah, you know, Ryan redid the whole studio. Whatever. My idea. So old. I don't know. The seating arrangement. This is revolutionary. This is really what is going to bring the family back.
14:24 Did you bring that? Yeah. No, it's genius. I can't believe we didn't even think about this in the last 13 years on ████ YouTube. I just thought you guys don't like each other like No. In 13 years. No, cuz Gio used to sit here in ████ I thought Bart and Joe are just on camera friends and then in real life you guys. Dude, my favorite thing Yeah. My favorite thing Gio used to sit right there with Bart, right? And people people like you could tell at like 3:41 she's stroking him off under the desk. Like you think she's actually stroking him off under the table while we're all talking. You really think that's happening? And no one's going to see it and point it out. That would be That would be your dream, huh? That's my favorite ████ Just horny kids, man. So many horny kids. Why just wants a homie with a ████ Who used to sit right here next to you all the time, Joe? Um, the ones that didn't talk. Who is that? No, I'm just kidding. I don't know. Guests we um I don't know. There wasn't Yeah,
15:16 there wasn't anyone permanent with your just leftovers. No, it's because the host would hop back and forth. So, it's kind of like how you guys had it. You You would always sit in the guest thing, huh? Cuz you were like guesting all the time back in the day. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I'm the guest of the culture. Yeah, you're guests are always here. Hosts hosts would hop back and forth. This is the best seat in the house. It is. You can see everything. See everything. Make eye contact with everybody. You know what the worst seat in the house is? That chair. That chair is bad. Yeah. Which one? What do you mean? The one that one the wheel came off on me last night. The one that wheel always just comes off on everybody. Yeah. It's because both of these have split carpet. You were trying to use a meat stick to to I was going to use it, but I don't know who that belong. How about we get a glue stick and ████ melt it in that thing? Sure. You don't want to use a meat stick? I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Wait, is there the Macau kitchen still passing
16:06 around? Oh, yeah. Did you get to order? What is Macau Kitchen? Honestly, you're going to spend 20 minutes on that menu cuz it's 1,000 things. Dude, but is it like delicious food corner? What do you recommend? Different. I I'm just trying it for the first time. Oh, he's never even tried it. I'm requesting Fer making everybody a guinea pig. Yeah. What the hell, dude? Hey, you. Yeah. There's no ████ pictures. How the ████ What's kaya toast with butter? You ever had kaya toast? It's what they eat in Singapore, dude. What is that? Hey, is is Macau food and Hong Kong food different? I think I think it's the same. I don't know. Cuz they they got the same ████ don't they? Don't they got the egg tarts and the bolo boughels and the not every toast is like it's like a coconut, isn't it? Coconut. That ████ looks like French toast. It's kind of nice. It's really good. Now look up
16:56 Shanghai Lee. Shanghai Lee toast. Shanghai Lee toast. Dude, that sounds bomb. That's why Macau's good. Macau is really. There's the only place that offers it. You guys ever had a ulcer before? You sure you want to say this for 17 minutes? You could do a lot of that. Let's stretch that on the next ████ video. Find out ulcers if you have. Dude, that is the that perfect old man ████ a ailment right there. How many times do you guys go to the drugstore? End it. End it. Honestly, I could do 20 minutes on a acid reflux for
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