0:00 [Music] there's some bad news out of afghanistan i don't know if you guys heard about this they ran out of lotion it did not run out of lotion oh okay because it's a hot place and dry so you don't want to have no lotion that's probably like one of my biggest fears you know cracking knees and stuff and like chapped lips yeah no it's not because of that okay good it's actually because all have you guys seen these pictures of the taliban fighters who are at the fair yeah and they brought their guns yeah and then and then they're riding gold carts who are the two guys in the middle because they feel they seem like they're more uh those two guys holding hands they're all holding hands how come no one told them to wear a mask they weren't they're wearing different clothes those guys got guns they're more progressive it's like red white and blue never mind someone needs to tell them to put a mask on i think do you guys like those pictures where they're like on the
0:51 swans yeah with their paws the bumper cars is that a real video that's a real video [Laughter] they have decided to stop brandishing their weapons on the fair rides which are still going on by the way oh that's an american weapon too by the way because they want to soften their image they think that they look a little too hardcore for a lot of people yeah so they are no longer allowed to carry their weapons that's my sadness my favorite ████ is them going to a gym and ████ around with the workout equipment did you see it it's the funniest terrible thing they look like the gym memes when people don't know what the machine is like they're just bouncing like up and down it's like north when north korea has a bunch of reporters there and like there's a bunch of north koreans on the internet and
1:41 they don't even know how the ████ to use it i'm just like i don't know what do you what i do just sit here like this unplugged computer they're playing it like it's a piano and ████ did you see that when they're all dancing to drake no the taliban yeah they're just all like i don't know what they're in like it like it looks like a little club or something they're feeling it that's when you know you made it ████ drake course they all still have their guns out and ████ do you think drake is smiling about yeah oh ████ that's the best dude damn afghanistan's actually beautiful yeah lovely yeah there's a there's like a lake with blue water you've been in vegas to them no that's beautiful dude it's still funny it's like oh ████ there's water where's the gas stations there's a barren desert oh there's water and it's blue you don't like swimming dead oh ████ it's reflecting the sky that's blue dark i know no dude have you been to see it other lakes like green
2:32 and brown pretty gross yeah most lakes are not beautiful yeah it's beautiful here they are on the bumper cars [Music] i don't know why this is so ████ funny such a weird ████ mishmash of worlds so funny dude well i mean this is what is this specifically the like the taliban or al-qaeda type stuff or is it like just afghanistan no no no no no no no it's the taliban they've been in the caves so so really really the news is that they just can't bring this weapons it's the one that's the one news is that they're trying to clean up their damage because look at how hardcore this ████ is this is hardcore ████ and people they're going like people are looking at us dude we bring the ████ war i don't want people looking at them devil got a rocket launcher dude in the gym that's the one i was telling you about rocket launcher that almost has a rocket
3:22 launcher in his ████ back you see that ████ oh the rpg yeah that ████ is crazy it's crazy that they don't put them away to do anything they're not even re-racking their weights all the time huh just ████ rude i thought they're not re-racking so like what did you call me i have a rocket launcher nothing sorry i mean i guess it's like back in the day right where you never leave the sword up by your side i mean you always have it with you there's a locker room i know they look like the painting that's a gangster-ass picture dude you know what's crazy with social media and like god that's all these weapons they stole from us we left it we left actually like all right the ones that fell off the truck the ones we gave them yeah we left them just because we're such idiots you know that's all that's the only reason why okay what's the arms dude what do you think yeah what do you think is who may who profited off of this iran iran yeah ████ yeah i ran well
4:12 iran didn't want look up iran's celebrity net worth [Laughter] wait wait so 19 million they're giving this weapons cash to iran and then who made the deal you think i think that you know we want we like to blame incompetence for things that are often worse right so like the idea that that they just left all these weapons here and they're like yeah ████ it we just think it was a coordinated arms deal with either our politicians or our like some kind i think it was absolutely an arms deal i mean obama and and biden that's what they did like a couple years ago they did actual an actual iran nuclear deal right where they we actually gave him a pallet of cash and said here you go wait didn't obama give iran a ton of cars i don't know yeah there was there was a bunch of integris no it was like a ton of cars like it was an indoor like why
5:02 are you doing that right yeah but it's not new stuff right was he doing that i forgot the details of it but then the cia arms all kinds of countries with weapons all the ████ time it's the idea that we just left all these weapons there and it's just like you always left them there oh because because our government's just morons that's why it's so funny like when i hear like i hear like republicans talk about this like brighton's such an idiot can you believe they lift all those weapons i'm like yeah that's what happened bro like there's love they're so stupid right we just like arming other people you know this is our thing that's just our thing historically speaking we love it i like um watching stuff about arms dealers because they basically sell to both sides and then they they don't even sell the us guns they might even wholesale buy guns from russia and then sell it back to russia and their enemies or some ████ it's ████ weird and they put stark industries on the side just to make sure they cover their tracks that
5:52 would be really awesome that would be good right that's crazy man but yeah so hopefully the towel making soft and they're pretty hard quarrymen what other things do they have to do to soften their image like what other activities do you want to see the taliban stop stoning women and get stoned with women oh that's good that's the new initiative holy ████ because afghan kush is some bomb weed you know what i mean so you cut to a a taliban guy you pick up a rock and like no no no no no that's the psa and then you're like you should you give them a j yeah yeah and then they go oh and then they pass the joint and she goes oh yeah and they hold hands and they go yay seeing a bunch of talibans sitting around ████ passing the joint for sure would soften the image big time there's no way and then they have to they have to change their whole like maybe the jihad and the killing idea and
6:43 then they like stencil like a peace sign on all of their ████ is their goal to just be another like political party in the future and just not and just put all this behind like the whole like image of them i think that's always the goal of revolutionaries right so like in human history um the rebels always become the institution it all i mean look at the us right like it's it's built on hey ████ england we're gonna be our own thing and then we'll look at what a big empire we are you know it kind of worked out i think that their goal is to take away our freedoms they ain't gonna do it there's people that still ████ believe this ████ and to terrorize us they're like they're gonna try and terrorize us and ████ to terrorize they don't like our pork the american people and the diplomacy that's why we have to give them a bunch of porn a bunch of like vr corn and pork and weed we just
7:33 got to drop off a bunch of stuff for them they're here to take away and fight against our constitutional rights they don't like that we have all these freedoms over here and that's what they like bumper cars they're okay with me there's also people who believe that america has a moral right to have to go into all these countries and ████ clean them up from their dictators that we actually prop up the neocons because we do have them all right do you think it's all neocons because i feel like the democrats also believe that democrats are neocons too they're just neolibs now yeah that's true same ████ same corporation yeah yeah establishment candidates neoconservative yeah so that was a term coined during i think the bush era yeah the bush bush bush cheney were neocons and don russell's neocon yeah yeah because that was a different republican camp versus the trump camp right when he said neocon
8:23 i was imagining the font you know who i've been watching recently tool i think is ████ crushing it is russell brand i really like what he's doing because um like his whole channel is about kind of being in the middle because he doesn't want to affiliate himself with a political party but try to get the public to just like watch all this ████ that's going on which is mainstream media colluding with the military industrial complex and right now he's like why is the mainstream media attacking joe rogan so hard right and he's like i'm usually skeptical when they sensationalize and divert something when there's some major thing going on which is ukraine so right now with ukraine we might even break into war with russia like they're not even talking about this
9:13 ████ on the scale that we should be the state department just said yesterday that they're expecting russia to do a false flag attack to justify an invasion of ukraine and that just means that that's what the cia wants us all to think oh wait right now they actually reported that russia is making false flag videos of that so they're loading up their troops to get ready to invade to justify the invasion and then what is america gonna probably say is like we gotta go and help our allies that's right and we have to go in but it's again it's another war for presidents in power to profit because bush did it with iraq and afghanistan right now biden we all know that hunter biden has um interests in ukraine it's been said during the campaign it it's been confirmed that he has um like
10:03 business interests that confirmed it after the election the day yeah i thought it was before it was during the day they were talking about during the election but then all these places would memory hold it and say that you can't talk about that right now but then he has if he has assets in ukraine he's gonna try to prep he's just gonna try to ████ protect his assets by going in right and not let russia take and ████ do whatever's with it yeah because they use these countries to to pump a bunch of money through it filter a bunch of money through it they hire their guys they get their guys in like paul bremer in iraq they were filtering so much ████ money through iraq all this dirty money that gets turned into clean money and they go exported elsewhere and and take it back home and all kinds of ████ it's ████ nuts it's the best it's just war on terror in neo geo
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