0:00 [Music] i does anybody know tennis players yeah i know people who like tennis serena williams no djokovicovich isn't he isn't he the uh like the top dude yeah he's like the top g top guy i know roger federer just did a collab with ronnie five for kiff andre agassi wow business guy do you guys play your cup tennis never i don't know let's play bro you know what you know what is fun though go on youtube you just watch top tennis freakouts where people just go or they'll like go to the uh you know the high chair just bash the bottom of it like a ████ tree they're trying to cut down or when like tennis balls like hit birds and stuff and they birds die i saw one where this guy like threw a water bottle and it hit the guy sitting up top or something like that and then and then the guy up top is like hey man
0:51 you hit me you could have hit me or something and he's like no i don't know what he's talking about he's like he's opening he's like no you could have him he's like no no i don't know what you're talking about dude i didn't do that he's like yeah nope the guy you're talking about that's nick curios oh ████ and he's the one who kept saying it flew out of my hand he blew it at me yeah yeah that's what it was he says it like ████ over and he chucked it right and he really did throw it but he was like no i was trying to drink a flu out of my own day so that's the guy nick curious is who we're going to talk about right now uh curiosity was playing in the finals of wimbledon 2022 against djokovic right at the finals it's not going well for him he gets mad at somebody in the stands that's distracting the ████ out of him and he's like talking to the uh what's called the chair on fire he's like yo she just keeps ████ talking to me the middle of the match kick her out blah blah what's she saying is she heckling yeah but isn't that a part of the game like in all sports where you're just like hey ████ you
1:42 you don't do that intense oh they should they'd be more fun you don't do that you get kicked out for doing that so it's a classy sport he was saying um he started saying yeah she's drunk out of her mind and then um i'm gonna show you a video that real quick because it's really funny what happened is this girl who's yelling she ends up getting kicked out all right but it turns out she's a lawyer daughter oh i thought she's like the daughter of a king or something but is she drunk nigerian prince is she mean she is pretty mean but um it doesn't matter man you gotta be mean to be a lawyer you know damn if she's a lawyer she's like the super karen i know my rights too that's dangerous oh wait there's no video for so basically he gets her kicked out he says this word for word he goes uh he goes she's drunk out of her mind and
2:33 he and the uh chair empire goes which one is it he goes the one that looks like she's had about 700 drinks man like kind of like it's kind of embarrassing to be saying that about her yeah turns out she's a lawyer now she's suing for defamation what yeah but was she drunk and does it matter she's like i didn't have 700 drinks though it doesn't matter because she thinks that because when he was saying that stuff it was televised it was caught on camera so now she's like oh that caused irreparable damage because she's a lawyer dude that's such ████ i don't like either of these people that's why i love ron artest if you could have a guy that's just on the court and just goes right into the stand just pops someone in the face yeah and then changes his name to ████
3:24 world peace yeah elbows ████ yeah yeah that clip is so crazy where are your elbow ████ james dude i was at that game were you really yeah did i mention bro i'm in like 300's right the whole crowd's going crazy it's ████ double over time this full ████ elbow is james harden and you already know all the lakers like boom that's ████ right ████ slow-mo comes up on the scoreboard or on the on the big-ass box and everybody just gets mad silence clearly this one is like oh it's ████ funny dude jake started just walking he doesn't even know what's happening dude this lady sucks yeah isn't that crazy that lady sucks i can't believe that's even allowed that lady sucks but so does he huh well she
4:14 so the thing is i was like oh maybe that seems kind of severe but that's kind of what happens all the time so like whenever a tennis player is being distracted they actually have the power to stop the game and go get him out of there like i can't play okay that's tight that's not just tennis so like that happened uh in basketball too right it happens in golf too doesn't it yeah yeah golf is speaking the funniest thing just happened to a rory mcelroy uh on in the fedex championship or something like that a dude walks up to the ████ green right and and rory macro is like a four-time like pga champion right dude walks up to the green puts a ball on the green and it's a remote control ball and it's just ████ rolling around so everybody's like is this live golf no this is a pga tour this is an actual championship so everybody's like what the ████ ████ face kevin mcallister roy at first he tries to push it away with his putter right
5:04 he's trying to get it out and then he keeps on going back and then literally he's like looking at the dude who's controlling he picks up the ████ ball and he chucks it into the lake and everybody starts to shoot good hell yeah ████ funny dude here's the interaction here there's not a bigger occasion he didn't believe me [Laughter] which one is it so this type of moment is super not
5:54 unique like you this and this dude kind of does this a lot is this in america or the uk or i believe wimbledon is probably in the uk wimbledon he's awesome but he's but it's the wimbledon finals final so yeah there's a lot at stake yeah so he's like dude i can't serve in the finals she's ████ distracting me there's a there's a big crowd so she must have been really loud and obnoxious to be able to like still like ████ project uh her voice or whatever from like the hundreds of people that are because because when you watch a tennis match you can it's so quiet you can just hear that and like the pop people are really quiet here he he lost that right did he lose that he lost it because it hurt man so i think he already lost so he loses and i think the the judge should throw the ████ lawsuit out and then both of them lose everybody
6:44 lost and should get run over by a car or something yeah yeah can he swoop back to being like i lost because of your ass heckling me i don't know i don't know double suit dude counter shoot no it's called doubles oh sorry my back though i learned that in the johnny depp uh amber i was watching so like for that being such a common thing the reason i'm saying that is because uh it's uncommon for people who are being kicked out to have a lawsuit for defamation did she win it's it's just got filed what a ████ ████ dude so this this happened a little bit a little bit ago and so the news of her suing him for defamation is what's currently on the plate but doesn't that make her look even worse yeah but to lawyers do they give a ████ there's no money i don't care especially someone rich they consume and then also on those things too right half of those half those legal battles aren't even like about getting the money sometimes it's about just drowning
7:35 somebody you know what i mean in the ████ uh legalities of the time the paperwork and the stress oh yeah until until they settle that's habeas corpus that's what she's saying which makes it very obvious is because she's like until nick curios provides some form of resolution i will be moving forward with my lawsuit an apology which is like a soft way of saying hey let's do a deal mm-hmm i don't know what you get what about an apology yeah that's honestly that might do it and he goes but if you don't want that then obviously you want money it could be yeah dude people are digging something for it because obviously she thinks it affected her life in some way and caused her disease you ain't that important dude it's because she she said she wasn't drunk that's the thing she's like i and she she said she had like one cup of rose and like some other thing and it's like she's not drunk but she's ████ she's ████
8:33 uh excuse me i just have a bad personality i actually don't drink and she's mad i'm just ████ i'm just that ████ so who knows how that's gonna turn out it's obviously everybody hates this lady for doing is there a picture of her but also get your head in the game bro ████ ████ just just see what she looks like i want to see what she looks like no no no because then then we're going to be off camera off camera we're not that important 700 drinks come on let's we're going to call her a ████ then we can't show her face i don't know what you're talking about dude but we said it before we saw what she looked like okay cool let's see if she just works okay if she's hot you have to admit it though yep you have to raise your hand if you're still down to banger regardless never mind oh a thousand percent i'll never see you're already raising your ████ surrogate arm circuit
9:25 it does look like a like a that looks like him oh she looks drunk dude dude her eyes her eyes are like this she looks drunk she's she's british or maybe that's uh no she's polished but she looks like oh food she's drinking her lawyer's gonna be like they caught my client mid bling i feel like they put vodka in that she looks like she's annoying bro she looks annoying right she does gotta look at noise some people look annoying yeah some people just wanna to be fair though he also looks annoying he is annoying dude a lot of people he kind of i think a lot of the top tennis people kind of have that uh thing where you know people are just like oh there he goes again he sounds like you know he sounds like a cry baby dude when i saw him throw that
10:16 water bottle he's like i didn't do it i didn't i was like dude you suck you suck bro how come we don't see female tennis players ████ acting up oh you do oh you do okay you go to that compilation of times they freak out there's this one girl it didn't say her name but she got so pissed she went over to like well like i said you know the the chair umpires on that high-ass seat she went over to it like at the end of the match was like shake hands whatever she goes up to with a racket and just starts chopping the ████ out of the bottom like making holes like the things gonna ████ tip over and he's like hey what the ████ chill out but she does it in total silence and after like several chops she just like walks away i'm ready to play i saw one clip and this was actually a very heartwarming clip it was on sportscenter and it was a tennis player he threw up the ball he served or something trying to ace whoever he was playing against and i hit the ball girl and the ball oh yeah and he went over
11:07 and i gave her a hug and i was like that's so sweet he's a kicker out she's distracted yeah yeah get her out of here she's drunk where a dude lost his ████ and like because he was like running and he missed the ball so he got pissed and there was like a little uh like a little advertisement sign that's on the ground like standing up like this so he got man he kicked it and he didn't know that a guy was sitting on the other side of it and he broke through it and kicked the guy in his leg he did the peter griffin and the dude's leg was bleeding oh ████ because he like got so pissed and all he could see was a sign like this and he kicked it through straight through i think tennis has to probably be one of the most boring sports though nah tennis is spicing it up with some rage hey tennis is lit but wait i mean when they're like acting up getting all mad like this on
11:57 my bro you're playing tennis bro chill out oh ████ i thought it was a gentleman's sport you
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