0:00 after he came on a lot of people that knew messaged us and said that guy's a straight up like something's wrong with them that was compulsive liar I didn't think he's a psychopath I thought he was hilarious was there anyone besides that guy there's one but we're not going to bring that person up what are you talking about which one just say it and then we'll redact it from the video no I'm not going to say it why not just say it we'll zoom in on your face and redact wait [Music] what welcome back to careful boys today we're talking about the times that we lie to our audience and love it oh like when do we not I don't know well exactly all right I do this is what this is one of my favorite things right is like sometimes we have an inside joke and sometimes a lot of the times the fans that watch us they're in on it yeah right and then um we play based off of
0:52 these characters or these themes or these bits I don't like it though when you have to unveil that curtain I don't either I ████ hate it and when have to explain the joke I know that thing drives me crazy yeah explain it to someone here or explain it to like an audience member like someone in the comments or someone who's like taking offense to it it's like Let It Roll it's funny we don't have to do it but there have been times in the past where like people want to seem smart so they'll call out what's happening and it's like Captain fing obvious that is happening but you don't have to like unveil that to the public yeah yeah like like if some like maybe like a couple some couple times there be some idiot that really thinks that I was claiming to be Indian amazing like that I was claiming it but you do though but you do though I'm about to make a troll ID account called Captain Obvious and then I'm just going to reveal all of our secrets ooh wow good stuff not Indian No my only
1:45 point of Pride people still believe it that you are Indian I would I mean it's believable yeah you mean I don't really know what I have to gain from that but I know what does that do for you a lot of fans support it kind of doesn't get me in anywhere you get discounts in India for sure though I don't think so in the country oh yeah I think I'd have to step away from I think Indian guys would know I'm not Indian you think so I think I think that joke prays upon the I guess the just say you're from the ignorance of people say you're from like Canada Brampton yeah Brampton when Nikki's around like Filipino ladies they always claim her immediately really you're Filipino yeah always they could feel it they just like assume that she's one of them like immediately in fact wherever she goes they just assume she's one of them a point of Pride because she's on the other side of the table versus dealing how did you get
2:36 there that one video you did where where she's like auditioning for a Latina role and you're making her say Latina things that's what's so ████ funny about I know cuz she actually went through that in auditions that's what's so she passed yeah yeah correct even the Latino don't know yeah and they're like can you be more Latina right now and she's like I mean all right I don't know I don't know of like a lot of times that that we purposely lied to the audience I know time that they really like think I'm lying like when they they thought I remember when I was kind of newish here and I told that story about TJ everybody's like this guy didn't that didn't ████ happen I'm like what you think that's a lie and then you brought TJ yeah and then he's there and then you're like he's faking his ████ injury and I don't know what happened to these these people I think they left but like they were all like well that one was true I guess oh the oh the most dramatic one was true okay
3:26 yeah no I think since we started people accused us of like lying about our stories yeah which I don't understand because it's like a lot of it has videos yeah like what stories do people call out no I think it's people that haven't lived life and had experiences that they just think that these things are like they just think they don't have it's just too outlandish but like what about like certain stories that you've said on the channel like Are there specific ones you think people people think that I people think that I'm lying when I say I'm best friends with C Hart yeah and they're obviously ████ and wait till you see the the group chats that Steve is in with this guy you you'll be soed it's not even funny you'll be soed cuz it says on it it says his name dude there were there were people who thought I lied about the whole Marathon really really yeah there were people that literally were just like they just couldn't stop trying to find uh they're
4:17 like oh they're trying to find her like path they don't know you at all then yeah they exactly and they're just like there's no way because I've I've seen that and there's no way that I desperately want to find out in like a long time that you did lie about the that be what if he just took a picture at the beginning at at the end on it like the whole thing and then years the JK fan that said they saw me there's in on it everyone's in on it that would be sick that's something that I would do and that would very clearly in the video be as sarcastic as humanly possible and people be like there's no way he really did that and it's like no ████ ████ dude but that's just like a a I don't know man it seems like all of the craziest things that I've been through are like way when those end up being true people are like okay well okay fine we'll give you that one I think my favorite you're a liar though your life is crazy though yeah yeah yeah which is
5:09 supposed to make it more believable the more you know most people who leave the house every day ████ happens that's just all I can say cuz I I incessantly would want to leave the house every day to make ████ happen like that's just my I was obsessive about that so stuff like ████ goes wrong all the time and I have a good memory so then I'm like oh I remember when this ████ happened and this guy died and it's like people are like there's no way he know that many people that died it's like dude I'm 41 most people I know are dead or they're dying yeah they're about to be you know they're on their way we all are car accidents happen why is that outlandish I don't know man like people die in car accidents all the ████ time every day how come he knows every single one of them how come he's the cause of every single one plus plus I I grew up in plus i' I've never lived anywhere but LA and it's like the amount of people you meet growing up here is like insane that's
5:59 true dude one day we're going to find out he's Mr glass dude I think that's an underrated thing it's like when you grow up in a big you grow up in a big city you just know so many people we have 10 million people in this count that's true and you run across lots of different types of people yeah how do you think freaking Quest Halloween is is thousands of people all the time it's like it's not just because I don't suddenly know anybody like dude you freaking grow up in one town you never move or like how big her comes here a former bank robber exactly it's like if I said I knew that guy you didn't see him people would be like ca there's no way he knows there's no way he knows a guy that did that years in Penitentiary like in federal prison how did you meet him at a car meet yeah because he does things we were part of we were part of the same car club yeah we're part of the same car club like we just he he's like a big chevel guy he's got a bunch of stuff and then I didn't know his story until like he goes I'm thinking of starting YouTube and I was like okay this guy wants to
6:49 start YouTube all right and that's when I was like working a lot with drix I was like let me tell you you got a lot to learn bud it's a lot of stuff and then he started his prison thing and he's like yeah I did a lot of time I want to maybe do some stuff about that and I was like whoa that's a really cool idea and then it shot up like crazy wow yeah amazing and then he started telling me his whole story because and he had me over his house I met a lot of his friends and I was like wait this guy was in porn whoa and he was and he like wrote a romance novel for women from his perspective being in jail he he authored it while he was doing time wow and he and he got rich off of it while he was still buying pars it's ████ it's a remarkable story was he getting hell letters from like horny ████ yeah he was yeah he had he has an interesting life you know I mean like that's pretty crazy but then like it all sounds like a lie if I'm like sounds like I'm freestyling the coolest thing I can think of but if everyone you're around
7:39 is interesting you don't think it's abnormal yeah that's true you know it's kind of like um when I was at calide La there's a high school there that's like a liberal arts high school and every single one of those kids look ████ weird but because they're all weird together it looks like one group like one club that's nor a bunch of weirdos what I'm saying but I do think that's like entertainment and everything like you just have a bunch it's a freak show but then it that becomes normal because like everyone there is just unique and that's the default is weird I think for lying maybe there's stuff that we won't let will leave out of a story to save somebody from embarrassment like real names yeah maybe that's where we would have to purposely lie to like protect that's not lying I me that's
8:29 telling the truth yeah witholding information that would yeah I guess it is if you like kind of change the story I've held back on um yeah so like not lying but holding back on destroying someone's character even if I felt like they deserve it yeah because yeah why like like I said this is a fun Comedy Channel like it's not a drama channel it's not we're not makeup gurus that are going to really benefit off of this you know you think we get better engagement if we just start personally but it's not the kind of environment I want to create like a drama Channel we could just bring David S on here he could do it for us yeah I purposely changed some facts about this person because I didn't want them to be so easily found but it was a per I think I shared it really quickly one time that I had a friend who uh had a partner who
9:20 ended up kid diddling and and then and then they still are together today and the they like Christian forgiveness was so strong that they ended up making it wow and they're totally fine but then like that hope he's not a repetitive offender I hope he's under watching under watch at all times by the church oh they didn't make kids no they they went through the whole process got convicted everything wow had to be on had to be on uh on what's it called a registry yeah the registry for a while uh which was rough because that person was a child educator and that's kind of how it happened but you got too tempted just to make it less guessable like I I changed some ████ on that story yeah hey what's up guys just in case you have seen some of these lovely pieces on some of our gentlemen here these awesome Jade pendants or you may have seen the recent JK Adventure where we went to J Jewelers
10:10 just remember that the sale is on now if you want to visit the J jewel. you can even find some of the stuff that our guys have had and way way more the selection is huge so make sure to visit the J Jewelers and check out what they've got check it out let's go do I know this person if you're if you're if you like crack you shouldn't be around crack you know that's what I'm saying like don't don't be doing that ████ you know you like kids stay away from them yeah stupid ass I always thought have some discipline you know I think we've been more accused of lying than actually lied though like like like kind of like you mentioned David earlier like there was a time when every single time he told a story everyone was like that's ████ he's full of ████ ████ it turned into such a bit yeah it was cuz it's like how do you how do you think this guy's lying like this guy is so ████ honest about
11:01 everything like too honest yeah and how would you know like I mean we all know we don't hang around with ████ liars and then like it's easy to catch someone if they're bullshitting you meet their friends and family exactly you see where they grew up it's really hard to continue bullshitting I used to think David's story about him stabbing a kid in the face with a pencil like I was like honestly that's crazy I I just not that I thought it was a lie but I just was like that's a crazy story and then I met his cousin who was like oh yeah David did that and I go okay and then enough people kind of cosign and you're like oh yeah I think there also a longer you somebody like if you're like newer here and you're telling crazy ass stories then yeah it's going to seem like you're just trying to like make a big impression or like have a strong start or something but I think like the longer you're here like the more people are like oh typical of that person that
11:51 that would happen you know like it starts to make more sense and then you don't really think about that being weird yeah and then by the time we all have out the closets then everything is like that makes it's all laid out yeah it's all laid out that's why like I try to put as much footage as I could from like mine because I'm like yeah a lot of it's going to sound ████ like a almost like an Adventure film but it really was that weird I don't lie but I do emphasize the thing that I think makes it more interesting so for example like let's say if I did do like a Iron Man or something and I want a gold medal I think that's boring I'd rather talk about the fish that got stuck in my wet suit the whole time or something like that you know cuz I think like when you talk about like the stuff that's like like to your own horn or any of those type of things yeah that just feels
12:42 weird so I always like to talk way more and maybe reemphasize the things that are way more interesting in the story so I guess like if you were to look at it fact it you might think oh this is like the main story and this is the like the be story or whatever but it probably could have been the other way around but it's just boring to tell it like that right oh yeah or sometimes some stories you just forget some of the details and then the second time you tell it you remember different details about it but that doesn't mean you're like lying it just means your memor just ████ switches sometimes but then making up whole features that are like major is like that's kind of that's kind of weird yeah you know I don't really lie much on this channel just because you know I I'm not really known as the big crazy story guy cuzz whenever
13:32 you guys ask me about stuff I do have to talk about my schedule a lot so you know as we know that's we know that it's thrilling thrilling content and that's what people that's what the people want to know yeah yeah yeah like what are you doing from 1 to two on a Wednesday right you get accused the most dude this fool is so busy yeah right L wow lunch lunch got one ground ground beef and rice you know just keep it real simple you know what my favorite ████ is though when we are clearly being satirical I know man and and you can do and it's just we got some interesting people out there that take everything for face value but we just got to take those L's though right at least I love it that's my favorite thing happy to I enjoy it even though they're the minority it makes me want to do it more it's like when I'm walking in the airport and I got shorts on and like
14:22 some Asian lady sees my tattoo and she's and I'm just the white guy and she's like and I'm like she scoffs at you believe it not this is ironic sorry you just see the other six guys but don't you want to go no no no no it's not what you think no ████ no I don't I don't want to say a thing I know I want her to think I'm that guy yeah like oh this is a white boy who like thinks he he went to Asia one time and got a tattoo and think he's so connected to Asia you should spit shine it in front of them just ████ shine it in front of them if they ever asked me I'd be like I went to Hong Kong for like 4 hours in a layover what the ████ do you know about I'm very connected to those people they're beautiful people it does it does feel a little bit weird when like when I'm about to tell you like let's say that you we had a story about like a a river raft or some ████ and I'm like oh that reminds me of like a rafting trip from my high school where a kid died and
15:12 like yo this kid really died like they got whole Memorial death certificate for this fool but then it's it does feel weird knowing that I'm about to say someone died and a hell a lot of people are going to be like this fool never existed that kind of feels a little bit weird I would say like they just doubt you right off the bat yeah that just because like oh it's typical that someone died in my story but like bro like this fool really is a dead ass real dude like that's kind of sad you know what I mean like we went we went to the same church we went to San Gabriel Academy like to to say that and then like have a bunch of people be like n this people just pulled them out of thin air it's like you just got to lay off the dead people's stories for a while but the dead see when people die is interesting to me like it's it's a milestone in your life when a friend passes away yeah you don't forget that I don't forget that so if like if it pulls to my head I'm like oh yeah that's a by the time you hit 40 though and you don't have a handful of people that you
16:03 know throughout life that passed away like what the ████ is happening you guys are also cooler than me I don't have like a lot of people who died around me really not really no even family we went to Christian School we didn't Christi School well but that's exactly it right like I think all that ████ like there's a lot of pent up all kinds of maybe yeah yeah I guess like yeah like when I told you my sixth grade teacher died of AIDS like well I I just think it's like the sample pool small is what I mean it's like when you're going to public high school you have so many you it is though it's the community it's we hear about when they die you won't know who who from your public school passed away but it's it's the community it's like if somebody passed away though everybody would know and everyone like when I was a kid my babysitter died and that was like the first death around me that I knew about and it was crazy to me because but my
16:53 parents were told about it cuz it was my babysitter yeah I think that's probably why people are like how you know some people that died it's like it's Community it's like you know probably one Jewish person dies every Jewish person on Earth probably knows you know what I mean that's true like they're just that tapped in there like a visual from like yeah yeah all over the world yeah there's no white Community bro unless like a a Cults Legend dies I don't know ████ yeah yeah I guess it's different in that way you know you know you know who I think would all the white people of the world would would would go like stand by The Beatles oh for sure thought you going to say Tom Cruz th% n no no no cuz there people that don't like him cuz he's sent when Steve Jobs died all the whites were s but then we found out that he's not he's not full white I guess what is he what yeah he's like Iranian or half Middle Eastern or something like I can see it oh can you I got over it pretty quick did we ever have did we
17:44 ever have people on the show that like other than that doctor guy that like lied to the audience while they were here that guy was sick dude that guy was so sick wild what a ████ what doctor guy we had a fake doctor here no way yeah and I was just interested the whole time it was great it was great what was he talking about it sounded normal at first and it got crazier and crazier and crazier and I by the end I was like okay you got two double degrees you're like a top surgeon this physicist nuclear scientist it's like shut the ████ up buil a marine when he was a kid and Jo ended up going to his house yep but this dude didn't have anything to show that like vetted his no he had a lap coat and a little ID thing but you could probably get somewh else on this show that's pretty damn good you came with props that's true it was oh perfect you're on theme you have a lanyard oh yeah you're in said come on
18:35 yeah you didn't have nothing online that like if you looked him up I I checked so he just wasn't a doctor at all Joe googi him after so he wasn't a doctor he had no qualifications there was no Googling before to bring so he said he worked at a at a certain Hospital right usually for all the hospitals you know the staff and everything you can just go on the website I checked afterwards zero things what year was this man this had like 20 17 maybe he was like crying but he played the long game though so it started off with him going to me and Joe's Barber and so we saw him there for a year already in scrubs and that's the person that you meet scrubs name tag all that so you see this full who goes to the barber and scrubs ████ Catch Me If You Can dude but he goes there he gets a haircut all the time and then so you meet them at the like micro does at
19:26 this level right and then so as the story builds you're like okay this is like makes sense like why would anyone lie about this and then it wasn't until like a year or two after where he came on well it's cuz after he came on a lot of people that knew and messaged us and said that guy's a straight up like something's wrong with them that was compulsive liar he's not really a doctor and then I looked I was like oh ████ that's crazy I didn't think he was a psychopath I thought he was hilarious I thought it was hilarious I mean dud it was like he was he had the girls like ████ puddling in their chairs bro he's talking about always his cral and ████ like that saving life he's like you know I look into a child and I save his life like I'm not kidding it was like that it was like that oh he probably crushes I think you know I think all the girls were down they would said wood w w w you know what I mean yeah cuz he was
20:17 talking about how he became like a neurosurgeon cuz his dad had like brain issues or whatever so yeah I met his dad he was nice all the girls were puddling yeah like they're puddling dude we had to put a ████ tarps down go no this was there anyone besides that guy there's one but we're not going to bring that person up wait what are you talking about which one give me hint like we're look at Joe's face look at Joe's face I don't know but you looked at me so I'm giving you the back we discussed this we discussed this at the just saying then we'll redact it from the video no I'm not going to say it why not just say it we'll Zoom it on your face and redact wait what what does it rhyme with n dude the video's already up oh man clear
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