0:00 if y'all did a ████ JK competition you know how many dudes would sign up dog so many ████ dudes who would you sign up for first to get head from in this room yeah oh man oh wow [Music] welcome back everybody to another great episode of the careful boys today we have with us Mr Tim hey [Applause] yo we haven't seen for a long time dude that's some ████ enthusiasm people need to clap for themselves that's self-love right it's 2023 I'm sick of being humble dawg gas me up it will be at some point soon when the video goes up it might be 2023. ████ love me want to be humble is this a new attitude you have no I've
0:51 always kind of like sucked my own dick you know what I'm saying it's kind of like something else flexible needed to do I like love to do yeah um I really believe in being your own cheerleader and like constant just blind over confidence in yourself so you really believe in sucking your own dick you're gonna take yoga classes so you can reach I am a firm believer firm good good word that if everybody was flexible enough we all would have sucked our own dicks by now I would have tried it out let me ask you guys let me ask you guys there's a lick not to completion yeah yeah let me ask you because that's gay dude nah is it gay to suck your own dick no it's a completion yeah no not even to completion if you're gonna bust your own Junior High if I was flexible enough and you what yeah let's do 10 second delay what the ████ of course no no there's a gay way to do it there's a gay way to do it and then
1:43 there's a not gay if you if you moan at all no you're so immature has nothing to do with the moaning is it like a curl in the smile of your leg no if you're a jacket right okay and you bust down the middle and then you go tickle tickle tickle oh just swallowed my own and then you take it and then you smear it your mustache or whatever that's good if you make a mess out of it but if you're like I gotta I'm a man you know like ████ I'm a man and you already did tobacco you put on the side so you're like and keep it on the side I'm a man if that's not gay do you drink it though you're gonna chew it around no you spit it out like a man oh you just meant right now oh ████ you put on to prove his point put on the side
2:34 I ain't gay how do you swallow you have to say that I ain't gay that's part of the ritual no no you suck your own dick you none of your mouth and you go pause yeah that's masculine and it's hip-hop but then we love hip-hop we love it if you spit into a napkin you're gay again it's like oh what is that jizz that's weird you gotta go maybe even through the nose it's not Rockets [Music] like an old Saloon you telling me you wouldn't you're judging me no I'm not judging you I'm just like so happy that you're an influencer there's so many men out there okay how would you want to do it outside dude I'm learning I'm taking notes right
3:25 now this is it through the nose got it through the nose I think that's a gateway drug sucking your own dick a gateway to what suck another man's dick oh ████ wow I never thought of it so he's jacking off ████ like if we're going to be real if we're gonna keep it a buck and I know we all feel this way if here we go I've never sucked a dick before but like I'll be good at it because you know what you like yeah dude I think you gotta be passionate about it to be good at it though because if you're sucking it the whole time you're like wow enthusiasm goes a long way how do you like this so that I know you tell me how you would do it how would you do it to me and I'll tell you if I like it the same way wait wait wait wait wait stuck in my own penis or somebody else's no
4:16 more no more questions no more questions he's basically saying that you already know what's good so why would you perform it describe it I'm Bart oh man that's hard dude because I think I was talking some ████ Daniel high already yeah he's hard talking about this ████ wow whoa you guys called me out and I'm like I'm a poser and I don't think I've never gotten any stuck before dude this is crazy what was the question again how would you like it and then describe how you would do it enthusiasm dude you just copy what Joe said wait what a joke I wasn't listening I was talking about passion enthusiasm we both can't like the same thing I'm talking about the technique the physical yeah start the demo what would you do
5:06 would you take the balls would you suck the dick what would you do how's the start what's the first thing what's that I think I think being yeah I think you have to reach for the balls a little bit specialist right now dude that was just like making up what he thinks it is yeah nobody grab a boob and it feels like a bag you know what I mean but yeah I think all those things you got to be handsy you got to be touching up here a little bit dude the ████ I don't want to be touched on my ████ tits that's what you that's what I like that's what he likes yeah we can't argue you like your breasts cup while you're getting blowjobed a little bit sometimes hey sometimes hands on the cheeks you don't like hands on the cheeks like this yeah push it on the butt cheeks okay okay you can push it in of course not the face cheeks what are the figures cut there's the figures come in
5:56 just right here it wouldn't be this it'd be ████ down okay all right have a quick I have a quick I have a quick story have a good story because one time I was ████ like uh I was messing with this girl and it was this is relates to your grabbing of the cheeks and I can't wait so I was sitting on a counter and while she was giving me a head though like she was she kept ████ around she kept grabbing my legs and like that on the counter that's scary and I'm ████ cracking up because it felt so like oh like I felt like a little ████ right right then I'll crack it up and she's like stop squirting like grabbing my lips like this like yo chill that makes it worse does that make you squirm more yeah yeah so I'm like dying but also like I'm trying to enjoy this ████ oh it was weird you feel like a little kid yeah exactly like a kid being put in a shopping cart with your legs your legs
6:47 are dangling oh man I'll pick you up while suck your dick though I could see that say what what's your name when you're really comfortable with someone so much that you can laugh during like some freaky times like I I like that you know what I'm saying that sounds fun not like ████ on the floor crying laughing but you know like when you're like smashing and you hear like a little ████ and you're in your stomachs make the fart noise like that s███'s like in both people can laugh yeah yeah yeah yeah that's wholesome I think yeah that's true I guess it depends on what you're laughing at huh yeah that's true she's like just like laughing at your dick like haha you're joining it up like why are you laughing so hard that's enough it's not that funny like you put it in she's like oh no
7:37 what about you Anthony Lee what what the question that bar gave me do you think we're not out of the woods ████ grade A deflector over there dude just throwing it around would you be good at sucking dick you think um I've never tried it so I can't claim I don't want to appropriate the culture you know you're kind of no but he's good at a lot of things he does I think he'd be pretty good uh says the wild zany Master over there are you are you not a master dancer a master of movement any freestyles so that he could catch on I'm merely a student of the world so I could learn to suck dick well that's what I'm saying that's for sure I can learn but I would have to learn I think with that attitude you could be one of the greats I think I'll get ahead of myself you know I had the choice words um you know I might be like sticking a finger in the butt too early you know I don't know man oh you jumped the gun huh yeah you know I might get too excited I'm like I'm trying to perform really
8:27 well you know but can I be honest oh I think I could suck dick better than I eat ████ ████ I wish you bro we're on this island together it's logical because you know what you like but you don't know how like what a girl is feeling not just that but his cheek looks like he got some Vortex suction power you know what I'm saying I feel like he could suck the ████ out of a Tootsie Roll pop that's true and I know how to tease the dicks
9:30 yeah it's all the guys that go to the gym every every morning I'm trying to see you dude that's a hell of a big place no honestly I really want to know who out there is down to get your ████ dick sucked by Bart I'm the only honest one I've never felt so connected to you ever in my life dude I was like yeah I agree and you gotta have like bars blowing up Men's Health magazine photo shoot all up on the wall oh the naked one next to that photo [Laughter] yeah I bet you anything I bet you you know what you know what I woke up thinking about guys I didn't lose that bet by the way did someone go no I think you said you definitely ████ better I think I think I'd be a horrible
10:21 ████ ████ really I think the key to ████ Sucking is I know the I know where it might feel good but the key is commitment like you gotta go all in or else I'm gonna be like a lazy mouth ████ I'll just be like you know what just about it I'll just be like just ████ my mouth you know and then like you know what's funny is like it's interesting to hear everyone's a different take on it you know like you'd be just a hole for something because I can't be grossed out the whole time I can't be like they're like all ████ give me a ████ break dude is that is it that bad and I'm all like yeah it's kind of bad do you have a strong uh gag reflex so you have an assumption that he's not testing the dick then huh you you're basically assuming that only you would have a dick in hand like I don't want to do this where's Bob would be like yes my part's committed though that's the difference he could he could be like you know this is gross but I ████ came to
11:13 do a job yeah yeah and then for me I'll be complaining the whole time like why is it gonna be so big and ████ I can't it in my mouth if it's on Bart's calendar it's gonna get done he's like ████ sucking Friday night he's like JK news commenters all right sort the recycling suck a dick floss good night collect on the back what if there was a competition what if it was like five dudes whoever makes the person come the fastest is like oh JK party episode bring it back way better than Mafia to pay us 10 million dollars how about we need willing dicks first oh that won't be hard willing dick come on you guys are such ████ you know how
12:04 many like I don't give it that we have a lot of like even straight guys that would want to ████ us so if y'all did a dick sucking JK competition you know how many dudes would sign up dog so many ████ dudes who would you sign up for first if if I had to choose someone to get head from in this room yeah no man oh wow oh that's a big honor honest hey honest answers only dude for real you gotta think about this ████ honest answers only I mean honestly hold on hold on before you make your your pick we can make it easier it's a glory hole picture of chia on one side no no not a picture of us no this is about y'all picture of our group this is about y'all let's make it real she is on one side and it's just a picture of us you should know let's make it real
12:54 watching me in shame and then it's just me staring at all y'all and so but so I feel like the the situation is that all you guys are down to suck the dick all of us are down here he's honestly down I'll ████ commit whatever you think it's yeah we're just we're gonna do it regardless of being down we're gonna get this money honestly I feel like sit down to y'all what because they're the prettiest ones hey got nice hair you can hold look at this little hair his waves are natural I got nice hair you can hold it dude Anthony and Ryan are the prettiest for sure what's your first move turn on o by Omarion see that's already wrong peace what's our first move Ryan you know what's funny I don't think I'll be good at it my jaw has this thing where like it
13:46 locks it clicks open at a point I'm not big my guy yeah wait a quick open you mean like a like a snake yeah yeah look look to get all the way open look like this oh wait that might feel kind of crazy you might win you just got another one pair I might win this guy gets to pull out parties first I got nothing impressive because that's like the popper you know like when you think he dances and then I'll think about his elbow yeah he's double jointed pop lock on the dick under the shoulder sucking version of that yeah you're like okay I think you want it's the dick sucking version of bad guys Ryan always wins man I don't think it's good so I think I'll get second place you think that's it
14:49 dude it's gonna work trust me I'll tell you what I'll do you have a mix Tim is going to stay right here like this right it doesn't have no pants on the first thing I do is I start from up here why are you angry I scratch I use my fingernails I slowly and then I spread his knees hey man um I like I like this picture you're painting dog see yeah and then I'll do
15:40 that [Laughter] keep it we need you here to confirm feels like that's not a hard fact the first video of the day it's eight in the morning it is crazy oh my God what ads are gonna be on this video she was like this is what do we title this ████ better help this is a wild rocket Blue Apron freshly fresh damn oh well ████ I'm not gonna argue yeah oh my God yeah I think Bart won yeah I'm not mad at that I'd
16:31 say part one I think you're the throat goat I don't like that name though why not all right let's just come first place [Laughter] throat goat took the took the first place this part is the throat hashtag throat go dude that's pretty tight does it does it make me gay that I don't like deep throating people getting deep throated yeah um what don't you like about it no because why am I confused I see so much porn and I feel like I should be enjoying it because everyone seems to like it and I'm like I don't like deep throating that much I understand what you're saying I think it it all comes down to individuals and like and your unique
17:21 situations because okay so I curved to the right I say this in a lot of videos um and it was only probably like I like deep thoughting was whatever to me until this one girl who knew to get on the right side of me so that it like seamlessly went like and treated her throat when I was like oh ████ this is I've never felt this before wow because like when other girls would try to ████ me straight like straight forward it just never was like hitting right you know what I'm saying never lining up correctly and this girl's like oh oh oh oh okay I understand she knows how to do the captcha she did this knows how to put the ████ star in the star line that ████ sidewalk dude [Laughter]
18:14 she grabbed his butt cheeks what a breakthrough all of you guys have no curves the straight is narrowed it I I hang left okay that's disgusting yuck when you say that it's like like this yeah or like this yeah yeah like so it's not like this like when I'm like like fully erect it's like a pretty like substantial like like that situation so it's like this way yeah yeah oh cool I thought it just only went like that or like that mine's to the right yeah it's an Asian back stretcher yeah so it it probably works when you're doing like a um like a sideways yes but it's like like the sideways sex is nice so what I would not one of my like moves like this way it was like uh me signature
19:07 on like on on her left side the ████ goes up and in wow that's cheating yeah that's how you make it work oh if it goes like this okay this way right then you move it like this and then you put it in G-spot yeah exactly exactly and you have to say that out loud imagine and she goes oh yeah yeah oh my God he's Jason Bourne everyone's hyped dude everyone's having a good time that's kind of an advantage I wonder if you can get a curve put in oh god oh like a like a like a stint pretty nice yeah or you can train for it yeah yeah you could probably train for it you can yeah dude you gotta get one of those pipe cleaners you put it in and then you bend it after it oh
19:57 like it's like feet binding but it's called Dick curving yeah it's on the inside out man it's ancient Chinese tradition yeah they're good at that stuff making the stallion has a whole song like devoted to guys with curved dicks really yeah it's called Captain Hook yeah is that really what that's talking about she's so inclusive can we start can we start calling you Captain Hook sometimes if you like okay cool because we're gonna leave it on the table we'll see we'll see that's better Captain Hook is better go for sure his signature move is way cooler than yours [Music] laughs
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