0:00 thank you [Music] do you guys know what uh Craigslist misconnection yeah of course no I don't know what is that so I actually posted one one time no I'm a dead Spirit what was it like not is it not as a bit not as a bit so I was at this club this is like ████ forever ago um and I I there was this girl across from me and we were just kept on doing the eyes thing right where it's like it's like oh ████ all right oh ████ you know what I mean and uh I gotta say this boy has my coolest move probably ever how old are you um I was like 21 and just moved to LA um but yeah I'm sitting there and dude I S like this sounds like a ████ douchebag move but it worked right so like she kept on mechanizing me and all that stuff and then eventually I was just I was just like hey
0:53 and she gets up and ████ comes and sits down next how sick is that I don't think that's a douchebag I couldn't even believe it well it's kind of caught up and then she walked away yeah so then we were talking like everything was cool and I think I was just so new to like I never like you know never been a pickup artist I've never been a pickup artist were you shocked that it worked I couldn't believe it worked I couldn't believe it um and then yeah because her area was crowded mine I had an open seat so it was like that made sense right it wasn't just like I would have gone to her but it was like that so then uh only available to see so it's chivalry alone yeah yeah he moves the bear I know so then um we were talking and everything but I had no ████ ability to like to even think about getting her number or anything so then I think she was like waiting like kind of like you
1:43 know like probably waiting and waiting away and then you know her eventually she has to go because her friend needs to go and that was her ride and I was like oh okay cool it was awesome meeting you I was like ████ yeah that was awesome dude I was like that was ████ tight I was like what a move what a day what a moment and then the next thing I know I was like oh ████ I didn't give her ████ phone number and then yeah I was like what do I do about that and then my my roommate at the time he was like dude just go try Craigslist Miss connections and so I actually posted on there I was like hey we met at this at this place your name was your name is Rocky her name was Rocky which is cool too and like I love that cute chick named Rocky look let's go and then um yeah so hit me up and then you know obviously you got a bunch of dudes some dick is this Roxy my dick's name's Rocky yeah those of you
2:35 don't know that's what misconnections are it's a it's a stick photos yeah it's a section on Craigslist where let's say you met someone like this situation forgot to get the number and you want to get back in touch with them you just do a post on Craigslist to the community you kind of put a radius on the map of where this happened what day and you say Hey you were beautiful I didn't get your number but find me here and you just hope they see it yeah it's for dudes who have no game dude that's what it is because come on it's like 95 guys on there I mean it's a pretty thin margin because the other person would have to be thinking of doing the same thing or one of their best buds like let's say if you go home like let's say the chick she goes oh ████ I didn't get his number either and she's telling one of her friends who's also a huge nerd and they like to go on Craigslist and maybe hey they called you out yeah yeah so sounds like their nerdy friends would kind of get along huh so it kind of just looks
3:26 like this where like you'll see like a radius and then someone will just say something yeah so we're gonna read a bunch of misconnections that are up right now today let's go just to see if anybody can get the ████ word and we're gonna help get the word out we're Amplified what's that girl Rocky she's still looking married I'm sorry the title is fit Bro My Fit bro Hollywood what what's up a dude friend yeah you're gonna you're gonna see a trend shortly here goes oh what's up we used to chill when your girlfriend was out of town don't have your number I was your fit Latin friend let's reconnect dude they're busting it down is it is it poor just connections though or like is everything like with a sexual connotation no no no some of these are like actual like missed like love like I saw you at a swim Long Long Beach Boardwalk jogger girl
4:17 that's the title this is tight these are my favorite ones we exchanged hellos earlier friday-ish September 7th we met again as I was talking with an elderly lady I wanted to speak with you but I didn't want to be rude I noticed you were glowing we should talk wow jogging in Long Beach hit him up here's another weird one this one says this is in Valley Village so it could be you it says you were working in my yard whoa so it could be you because you know what I'm doing is throwing food over them your locations Colleen's got the headphones in the leaf blower yeah I'm mowing along it's really weird he goes you were working in my yard I was the guy in the den watching whoa you
5:09 knew what I was doing yeah this sounds familiar I was hoping you'd come and join me oh God what was he doing though this guy doesn't know he's a ████ creeper he has a ████ creepo dude he probably wrote that was like yo this is tight I'm gonna turn around so bad he's like should I just say that I was jerking on the glass no I'll leave that out I gotta be mysterious right be mysterious what I was doing two guys just workshop with it like uh should I leave it in I'll take it this one's a good one it's uh it's from a McDonald's drive-through in Culver City oh yeah and the guy goes I was on a bike you helped me order food because they don't serve people riding bikes I wish we had exchanged contact info hope I see you again you said I hope so too and hope you see this post I hope they reconnect that's innocent that's nice there's sad people out there missed opportunities dude yeah super
6:00 remembering to ask for phone number yeah I want to know the success rate on this is what do you think the success rate is for this one I think it's low as ████ I I think it never happened while you're like pre-framing I think is pretty successful guy at the Shell gas station in Santa Clarita says to the guy at the Shell station near Sierra and Princesa you were wearing black shorts and flip-flops pumping your gas I gave you a glance down your shorts and you noticed I was the chubby Latin guy with the beard wish you followed me home to my place I was nearby and wanted to be on my knees for you hey shoot your shot shoot your shot that's good what is
6:50 this person most of these are these are Big I live around the corner because here here is like the platform is cool there's like sexual harassment yeah true yeah true that's so far that's not bad this one might be for me it says missing my Filipino young friend oh it sounds like you from Woodland Hills he said yeah yeah I'm sorry he goes my Filipino friend we met a few times the past four months I enjoyed you I left to London six weeks ago for a project you told me you will come with me next time I go to London when I came back from London I could not find your phone number I am looking for you oh he got ghosted how does that happen how does it happen if they bust it down already and then they just don't exchange contact I honestly think somebody like ████ deleted their phone and had T-Mobile delete their number and ████ that's what
7:41 that sounds like you dude some of these are like I couldn't find your number weird yeah that's interesting so to sum it up majority of the misconnection you're going to find on Craigslist are pretty creepy they're pretty weird yep yeah sounds like a bunch of dudes just trying to talk like like shoot their shot late too late basically them are dudes for dudes I started to pick up with that on the first one but I feel like I'm also thinking Craigslist isn't really a chick Place full of dudes there also though you gotta think though you know hang out on Craigslist no yeah I think that segment's pretty true you don't look for services on Craigslist just go there and you're bored like you just it's like Pinterest you just check it out I think The Craigslist Killer like ruined it for like women for sure I agree oh you think he did yeah it was the movie that they made on but that means the success rate is probably higher than we all think because a guy would think to write that then maybe a guy would think to read
8:31 them and find it yeah yeah that's a really good point I just think it's more like like grinder for example right like uh guys you get it like guys always want sex first so with gay guys it's just double the chances of sex quick forget to get the contact and they speak the same language yeah you know what I mean so it's like hey let's get to it because that's what I want and I don't have to like work up to it because I know you wanted to similar like frame of mind you know what I'm saying so I would guess that more people would be looking on there because guys know about it or guys are willing to post you ever feel like you had a disconnection in your life and went on Craigslist and found my Craigslist aside just life Missed Connections in live I mean yeah I think everybody has like a really like Steve you know like a really cool connection one time but what did you do
9:22 though yeah did you follow up I didn't know about Craigslist I had to try I love that he used the sexual thing you know we had when we might lose this story go go loser let me finish my ████ thought too late too late we had Facebook remember remember when you would like we just got Facebook mainly for we went to you went to the university yeah yeah so like but that was a huge thing you because at University you might have like talked to somebody but they might not have given you a phone number it might have been passing might have been class you meet some in class all the time but you're not gonna ask for the number right now for you young man for you what if you're in Auditorium it's like hello students you're not gonna sit next to the same people all the time but then on Facebook you were immediately looking up people to do exactly that oh that's true and then you could like poke them remember that ████ okay yeah oh yeah did you like that that was our Craigslist oh no girl liked that nobody liked it super Pokemon right
10:14 yeah that's where you go to Craigslist for yeah that's true Super Ultra Mega Poke now I want to hear your story go ahead so this is before Facebook because I'm not a ████ young man like Anthony and uh I remember specifically because it was one of the most where I'm like I'm a ████ simp but I have to do it no matter what so me uh we we got uh me and Joe actually got booked to do this club gig as Uncle Sam and Uncle chin a club a club gig I don't know why they wanted us there but we were there and this is a Joy Luck Club and this is when like import models were still like a thing so it was like a uh it's that era right so it's like probably my space was coming down Facebook was probably only for colleges still that that era and I had the ice thing with the girl
11:04 and I was like oh it's for Halloween and I was like Pocahontas why are you looking at me like that and then the whole night I was trying to get closer to talk to her but I couldn't and because I'll have to do my ████ uncle's emotion clumpy so half the half the night I'm in this ████ like pink like white pole the better shirt thing and then the other half of them like regular clothes off this change in and out so I have to go to the DJ booth and announce things like Mrs Doubtfire dude yeah Vietnamese accents and ████ oh God so I didn't really get a chance to like uh something I'm working a gig right so I don't really get a chance to just go out and mingle and talk yeah but we did have the ice thing a couple times and it's when I got back home I was like ████ I wish you have to go find her and we didn't really have Facebook but I was like oh yeah because remember back in
11:54 those uh back in those days like all the Asian clubs they always had that photographer and it goes on the website oh that's so so I was just ████ loser like certain page after page after page after page and I I swore I probably searched from like 2 A.M until 6 A.M and then even ones I'm like is that the back of her head no that's not Pocahontas they keep going and going and going on and then afterwards I didn't find her and I was like damn I'm a ████ loser and I went to sleep and meanwhile this try it again Pocahontas is just there and she's like this is this ████ guy in the wig staring at me a bunch dude there was like a couple there was like Zoom X was one of them and they
12:44 were like websites that covered all the clubs there's like one of those ones and they would have like 50 pages of photos from just one club night because it was just walking around groups and there's like hey they're just taking pictures like the whole night everywhere and there's always that group photo of the dudes ████ rolling he's just like yeah dude you could probably find old photos of Joe and some of them s████ we did find one the other the other week yeah did you really yeah Joe was like hella looking for like an hour I found it of course Joe would look for an hour too yeah while we're filming yeah yeah yeah yeah he takes seven videos off to look for [Music]
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