0:00 [Music] a rugby player continues to suffer from chronic infections to his leg for more than a decade oh what color is it good question how'd you know to ask about the color jumbo size what's what color do you think because it's infected is that a staph infection like what is what is called cellulitis hey where do you do jumbo nice it looks like a flaming hot cheeto oh it tastes like it too as well how do you think that happened he's just a rugby player through a cut and then just like dirt through not showering and then tossing and turning with other sweaty men and then just thinking it's not a big deal and then over time you're like oh it's just a spider bite and then you just you know and it gets infected probably in this particular case spiders because
0:50 it's australia it's poop an opponent during a game had some dog ████ on his shoe wow that is poop and then pike on the shoe got into his leg and he intravenously uh took a little bit of poopoo are we sure it was the spike and not they took the soccer ball and as soon as they got there they bounced it i was thinking about that and it made me feel so remorseful oh no you get a cut on your forehead and you think about where soccer plays i used to i used to do the old kaka ball trick which um now i know it could have repercussions yeah it could actually have serious helpers i would take sporting goods and just smudge him in the poop toss him to the next guy and uh never thought he'd have an open wound never thought he'd have a 10 year infection but yeah it's crazy that it's recurring like the like a treatment of
1:41 antibiotics didn't get rid of it you can't keep it down in 10 years it'll come back every few years whoa it's because it's a colony it's a living organism you know it keeps coming back to barnacle basically so what do they gotta do is rip it off just get rid of the leg really no if you guys had a leg right that was getting affected every few years would you guys rather deal with it or just amputate it i would rather deal with it i'd rather deal with it until it's as small as possible and cut out that chunk i'm an optimist i would try to find a cure i would try to heal like find a way and then if it doesn't then you just crawl up your leg we'll see how many years you're knocking this my friend yeah it could infect your bloodstream and then you die responds to an optimist thank you just break him down because you it could affect your bloodstream and then you die so it's
2:32 either you lose a leg or you die yeah yeah see that's what he's an optimist though so who gives a ████ but i won't die right well yeah i mean i think you will as a pessimist or a realist you won't die a pessimist's death what's the in-between an optimus and a pessimist regular um it's like pick a team already dude commit commit come on you like kind of believe there's a god but you don't know which one to commit to so so this guy after experiencing this and having to go through it now he's kind of like an advocate of trying to keep his neighborhood clean he's trying to you know he's picking up dog ████ well he's trying to encourage um you know the just the general populace to do that to me to use the basketball for their dogs because pick up the belt something like this could happen that's crazy but i mean come on dude like what are the odds
3:24 can you imagine just saying that to what dude i mean i see what you're doing but come on dude come on wait so there's you're gonna die this hill there was dog ████ on the rugby field yeah and then another player stepped in it and then during their little you know scuffles yeah duffel did it on purpose man you think so he might have weighed those pools are kind of dirty but how did he know it was that he stepped in dog did they like use like did the little poo poo check so they went something smells oh that's a dog ████ let's be real somebody had an emotional support animal which is a big problem right now because everybody got a ████ emotional support whatever and then that dog takes a ████ and then that person doesn't clean it up and then this person's like stuck for life with this ████ yeah i'm not a big fan of people not picking up their dog ████ i feel like it's really rude and if you
4:15 have a dog you need to pick up your dog dude i was at a ████ joanne's fabrics do i want to be there of course nobody wants to be there i'm held hostage might as well have a ████ gun might as well have an israeli ex-military guy with a gun to my ████ head the whole time okay but guess what my wife wants to go to joanne's fabrics so i'm there what do i see chick has a ████ emotional support dog to go to joann's fabrics what do you need it for you you just did what you because she gets anxiety attacks when she looks at like satin or some ████ the thread counts are overwhelming for her should i can't buy crocheting material without breaking down get the ████ out of joanne's fabrics they go to amazon.com or whatever shop so the dog never did anything i think you say ████ on the ground or something nah i was fine it just existed it just pissed me off because i'm like why are you so special everybody oh everybody
5:06 doesn't need a little hug every now and then from the animal give me a break what do you think about um emotional support animals like when they try to bring them into like korean barbecue restaurants i think it's it's a it's conflict of interest as long as they don't ████ cuz that's happened where i see them fighting like arguing with the with the host and being like you guys legally have to let me in they got this giant dog at a korean barbecue where it's already going like yeah or not yeah we're making noises that's illegal but that's torture for that poor animal that animal wants to eat too yeah just ████ food all over the place everywhere not his height yeah how is that not a conflict of interest where the dog is like i got i want to eat something oh i gotta eat dog food though that's ████ i feel like they try to do that to feed the dog cheap so then they have this big ████ dog they're like what are we gonna do let's just we're gonna eat dinner anyway let's go to korean barbecue and start throwing some ████ meat while we eat oops
5:56 another cowbee yeah no i mean they didn't let them in ultimately and those people were really pissed but i mean of course i feel like asian establishments they don't give a ████ yeah because like we try to do that at a dim sum uh my friend had his dog with them and i was like ████ just say it's emotional support they won't discriminate and then we walk in they're like excuse me you have a paper for that dog and then i'm like it's emotional support not supposed to ask no sorry get out here it's it's supposed to be service animal not yeah emotions there's two different things because one person can have a disability where they need the animal but then this is like is it a disability so like when you go to shabuya and town there's a sign that says by ada regulations your uh your dog must be disability support not emotional um so that's the distinction yeah i mean i guess they they have i
6:46 mean they can be cool and say like yeah emotional support dogs welcome they can be cool and do that but they don't actually have to answer what's gonna happen when a dog s████ in the restaurant though and they put it in their bowl what if they were blind and the dog is supposed to be helping them and the dog s████ how did the blind person know that you better know how to pick it up i never thought of that dude yeah i was just thinking about that i don't look down on blind people enough like you probably do to think that they can't do it of course i think they can probably do it better than i can or look at that that's kind of hot they can't get the plastic bag out they could smell where it is oh no can think they can't smell it by the way at korean bbq you can't you can't smell it but not now that you pick it up where do you put it now i can't say it because they're blind they don't know what they're saying he doesn't know it they don't even know what it is you can't see it right yeah no i said the smell was stronger because they can't see well now you're saying this yeah that's all you said off camera
7:36 dude this is what i think i think that um i think that most esa's are obviously they're not really trained to be they're just their dog but if you're a blind person and you come in with a trained dog i think there's some kind of training the dog has not immediately ████ when it needs to probably go back outside or something support dogs they're they're dude they're like ████ police canines man they'll pick up their own ████ and bag it it's true it speaks korean it's like more bulgogi i got a buddy who has like a 350 000 german shepherd oh yeah where like they put it through like all the training and all the ████ and all the stuff that's expensive and it's like a bomb squad dog or x-bomb squad dog that like you can do like personal defense with and ████ yeah it's ████ tight as a ████ crypto whale but yeah but that's the point is
8:27 that he wants to have a security system like and a dog at the same time so you get to pet and love it but it will bite the ████ out of somebody that's trying to steal your crypto keys but but for like 24 months it was like somebody else's dog while they were being raised and then like there's a day that comes where like a couple days where this person who like this dog like loved the most trains uh the dog to like you more and that was a ████ weird thing that must be so heartbreaking so you raise it yeah and then you send them to doggy boot camp yep and then when he comes back it's in doggy boot camp during the puppy face yeah yeah they teach them all the commands and everything there but then the trade-off is where the the important thing happens but this dog is actually trained to treat you by command to be their new master and then they will treat you the way that they treat the person that they were with like two
9:17 years and it's usually non-english commands too yes no it's it's like ████ a german order yes so that like like uh robbers or perpetrators can't say like sit or whatever like they'll only respond to that language it's german yeah but what if you're in germany yeah but this dog can smell bomb ████ like like it can yeah you can find gun powder like it's crazy that's a badass ████ dog it's 350 grand yeah holy ████ that's a lot that that that with that kind of money that ████ that dog better defuse a bomb i jump in front of a bullet for you too with that kind of like pull out a gun i might go who needs a body guard when you got a doggy guard so you could tell your dog to like attack people yeah yeah if he uses a certain command it will attack anything he wants do you know the command uh he told me but i don't
10:07 remember because it's german at night i failed spanish so many times i'll never remember german what if they're playing wolfenstein and then the dog starts doing ████ because they hear the german command oh my i never thought of it [Music] you
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