0:00 And and a matte black 49 foot keyboard. >> No, no, no. That's his. That's his. >> Yeah, his is 50. >> Dude, Ryan got the ████ out of the stick. I think >> I [laughter] got a I got a novelty piano from Spencer's. >> I think it's a 50 key. >> No, but it's a weighted one though. You know, it's it's made by Steinway. It's like [laughter] >> Steinway. >> Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. Today we're going to figure out, let's say that you won the lotto, right? You have to buy something for each Careful Boy and you're not allowed to ask what we want. >> How much money did I win? >> Unlimited. >> A million or a billion or >> You want Powerball? So, it's like 100 million. >> Oh, sick. >> So, basically unlimited funds, but like nobody tried to beat anybody else. I'm not going first. >> What do you mean? We got to buy it for each other and hope that we know.
0:50 >> You got to buy You got to buy a gift for for each other guy, but then you can't ask what like what do you want? You just got to you got to show up with her. All right, Nick goes first. >> No, I go first. I go first. >> Okay. >> I'm buying Nick's dream home. The sickest ████ Altadena Craftsman home. >> Whoa. >> Located in Vegas. [laughter] >> I thought you were going to set it on fire. >> What? >> No. And I'm like I'm like you got a dream home. It has a doggy door through the wall for his little pugs, grass, little dog run, so they could pee and poo. And then uh there's three bedrooms and an office. And the office is already dressed up as the most perfect soundproof casuals podcast room. [laughter] >> So they have to shoot in Vegas.
1:40 >> Yeah. Like I'm like, "Oh ████ dude. Look at this. What is this?" >> What area of Vegas would a house like Craftsman Altadina home look right in? Uh, it would probably have to be either Lone Mountain, Section 10, or in Henderson. >> I like Lone Mountain. >> One of those nicer areas in Henderson. >> Wow. >> That's what I would do. For Nick, >> so nice. >> For Ryan, [snorts] >> Ryan, I would probably buy you like a 50 foot long keyboard. [laughter] >> So, it has like >> What the I don't even know octaves gold that much. I know where to put this. Like 20 octaves. Only dogs can hear the high notes. >> Yeah. I think like 20 [laughter] octaves. >> He gets He gets a dream home. He gets a 50 foot keyboard where he has to like walk in order to play. [laughter] >> I think I think Brian every day when he comes downstairs and he sees in his
2:31 living room, he's going to laugh cuz he's going to see so many like black and white keys that go all the way down. >> And we can't put couches there anymore. [laughter] >> 50 foot long. >> You can't have a dining room table, but you got this cool keyboard. >> Famous for having the only one. Yeah, >> that's pretty funny. >> That's what I'll do. >> That's expensive. Yeah, >> that's legit >> for Joe. Let me see. Joe's a wild card. [laughter] >> For Joe, what would I do? I think for Joe, I would buy some I would buy a satellite. That's already over budget, huh? [laughter] No, it's it's up to you. It's up to you. >> How much are satellites? Like a billion dollars? >> What kind of satellite?
3:21 >> Okay. I Okay, I >> Oh, you mean like a dish that I can ████ watch cable TV? >> A [laughter] dish. >> He's going to give me He's going to give me What was it? The Blackbox. >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] >> There was a What was that one very famous satellite company? >> TBO. >> Direct TV. >> Direct TV. Direct TV. >> He's going to give me Direct TV. Hey Joe, you can watch anything on this TV now. >> You know the movies you forgot? I think I think with Joe I would get uh the family I don't even know if they make this anymore but but [laughter] I heard they had this before >> but it was like a family plan unlimited flights um first class service and I think back in the day it was like a 100 G's or something a year and you could fly as many times as you want. >> You read my mind. I was thinking business class for life but it was >> ████ crazy. But it's business class for life family
4:11 plan. So anytime he wants to kick it regardless where he is at in the world, he can call upon us and we can all go there no burden or we don't even have to worry about it because as a group >> as a family cuz you and you would put all of us. So whenever Joe goes I summon the careful boys in Tibet and then none of us have to worry about well ████ cuz it's like unlimited flights any schedule anytime we just go. But you guys going to have to pay a hotel cuz I can't afford that. [laughter] >> The satellite cost if you do a SpaceX one, it's 250K. And if you want to do like one That's not that much. >> If you want to do one that has imaging like it can that's that's like >> What were you thinking about satellite wise? >> Oh, I was thinking what is the adult version of ultimate walkie-talkie? >> So So if we're all in different places, right? >> I think it's just a cell phone. >> It is.
5:01 >> Nah, cuz cell phone you don't have service. Nah, >> there's places you don't have walkie-talkie within the 2-m range, it's >> immediate service. You're saying like if if we're like in Summerland somewhere? >> Yeah, cuz the Cuz the ████ waves and ████ >> the waves are ████ like you know, like it [laughter] you don't >> My phone never works in Summerland. >> Yeah. So, I want I want I want it to be where it's like if we could be anywhere, I could be ████ in Nepal or some ████ And he's like, >> "Damn, >> time to summon the careful boys." >> Still got the chirp >> to smoke. [laughter] Yeah. to smoke cigars >> in Nepal >> and he talks like that every time. We >> all get like like a satellite phone where it's unlimited signal, you know? >> I like how Anony's at the hospital with birth of his kid and then he gets summoned and he goes, "Ah ████ Joe, summon me. I got to go to Tibet. >> I [laughter] got to go to Tibet business class. We're going to smoke some cigars.
5:53 >> Check out my walkie-talkie." [laughter] >> Anthony is a tough one, too. >> I'm a simple guy. Yeah, right. Then >> I think Yeah, actually know what I think Anthony simple. I would get him um a sick ass pad that kind of has like the batcave element to it where it might be enclosed on the side of a mountain and then you waterfall >> and you drive in and then it's a mansion >> but then everything is like themed out. So maybe everything's matte black or whatever. So he has a matte black Ferrari. >> Whoa. Damn. [laughter] >> You're getting him all that ████ too. And it's all collabs. >> And it's all Yeah, it's all collabs. >> Wrapped and tip.
6:43 >> Yeah. [laughter] >> And And a matte black 49 ft keyboard. >> No, no, no. That's his. That's his. >> His is 50, >> dude. Ryan got the ████ out of the stick. I think >> I got a I got a novelty piano from Spencer's. [laughter] >> He gets a 50 key. >> No, but it's a weighted one, though. You know, [laughter and gasps] >> it's super good. >> And it's made by Steinway. It's like >> Steinway. >> I like how the pedal too. He can't even reach cuz he's like, [laughter] "F███." >> Yeah. I'm just looking at the highest notes. I'm like, "God, that must sound good over there." [laughter] >> No, you got like six pedals, >> dude. I got a Batcave in a Ferrari. [laughter] >> That's pretty cool. >> Matt Black, dog. >> That's pretty sick. Anthony, I win. I win. Anthony finally wins. >> Got a satellite, bro, in ████ business class around the world for life. >> Lifetime, >> but I I think that would be maybe about
7:35 10 million max. >> Your project is probably 200 million. >> Your project is insane. >> Hey guys, are we comparing here? >> Kind of. >> Okay, then I would >> This is like 80 bucks. >> Batcave built by KB Holmes. [laughter] >> He's like Ferrari. Ferrari built by KB Holmes. >> It's more practical. [laughter] Oh, it's a practical it's a practical bat cave. >> So, it's like a it's a [laughter] community home and then you have one back to back to back >> hella bat caves. [laughter] >> It's not even c one custom. >> You got to share one outfit. >> Everyone's got to go through one cave to get to all the caves. >> Damn. >> The batcave HOA. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. And then there's some commenters talking ████ about how you went cheap on the cave. [laughter] >> Went cheap on the Batcave in the Ferrari. I would get you uh I would get Anthony a
8:27 I would I would pay to have him get a VIP pass to New York Fashion Week where he gets to have his personal gifting suite from anything shown and they can just he can just take what he wants >> every year. >> That's Wow. >> That'd be ████ dope. >> That's fun. >> That's a ████ sick ass thing, huh? >> You get to hang out with Kanye and stuff >> and everyone has to treat you like, "Oh, it's Anthony Lee." Like they don't already. And if it's guaranteed every single year, then I I get to troll it. >> What do you mean? >> Show up like >> like not looking fly and stuff like that, but like treated like a prince still. >> Yeah. Like Jack Nicholson a Lakers game. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> He's like, I'm going to be here anyways >> versus trying to look the part. It's like I already am the part, so I don't like looking not the part is the part. >> That's fun. >> Buy you the straightup Royal Hawaiian Center. [laughter]
9:17 I think I think it's more than 100 mil, but [laughter] >> it's yours now. >> Hey, I just cuz the down >> and now I have to manage it and I'M LIKE ████ RYAN, DUDE. [laughter] >> He's like one shop's hard enough. >> He can't move anymore. >> Manage ████ like 30 shops or some ████ >> Make them all June be. >> I know. [laughter] >> And then you could then you could throw rap shows on the stage. You don't have to do cultural anymore. >> No. [laughter] >> Oh, that would be crazy. Uh, Nick, I would just buy you stock in UFC. Controlling share. Oh, [laughter] >> that'd be controlling more than Dana White. >> Oh, damn. That's crazier than the satellite now. >> Can't even afford it. >> I wanted you to buy me Tailtown. [laughter] >> No way, dude. That's I'm not going to I'm not going to hit a mom and pops business like that. >> And then bar, you would I would buy you
10:09 uh I would buy you Oh, that's what I would get you. I would I would get you a um a 4x4 garage business, like a a truck business that you could just go in and get your ████ customized unlimitedly. >> That'd be sick. >> West Coast Customs. >> Yeah, like my own West Coast Customs, but only off >> but for for overlanders and stuff. >> That'd be so sick. >> And then you also make money on other people fixing their ████ too. >> Damn, that'd be sick. >> That's cool. >> All right, Nick. I would get Anthony Lee and Steve Green. I would get them courtside tickets, season tickets to the Aces. [laughter] >> To the Aces, dude. >> And I'm not going to cover your flights. I'm not going to cover your flights to Indiana, though. I'm not going to do that. I can't do that. >> It's just Vegas home games.
11:00 >> Yeah. >> I would uh I would buy I would buy this guy one of those giant cool uh off-roading camping vehicles. >> Oh, yeah. >> Like like I think they're like the Are they the Overlanders? Like the really big ones? They they have some crazy tank what I want. >> Oh, the Earth Ro, >> bro. The Earth Ro. I want a Earth Ro. Can you pull up a Earth Ro? >> Earth Roers are what? >> Those are my dream vehicles. >> Every time I see one, I'm like, dude, I I I imagine that's Bart's window. >> I've only seen one on the streets once. >> Isn't that like half a million dollars? >> Yeah. >> Never mind. Never mind. I don't think I could afford that. I don't think I can afford that. >> You could Earth ROR is >> so cool. >> Oh yeah, those are dope. It's like a ████ tank. It's like a RV >> that you can go over anything >> and [laughter] then a mountain machine gun on top, dude.
11:50 >> Yeah, >> it's it's like it's like 500 g. It's all liner, too. >> Yeah, it's like 500 gs. What does the inside look like? Is there interior photograph? >> Very luxurious. >> Earth Roma are the ████ >> Oh, wow. No. >> Holy ████ >> They have some They have some that are even like wider, too. What the? >> Yeah, that one you picked it wasn't even that big. There's some like >> dude double XXL >> cuz some of them Oh, yeah. Yeah, maybe they maybe it is double. Try to try that. There's ones that are built on like a F6 >> season tickets to the Aces. I'm going to remember this. [laughter] >> I'm just kidding. >> Oh my god. >> Double XL Earth ROR versus season tickets to the Aces. I see you, Nick. >> 50,000. >> We're running out of time. We're running out of time on this video, but wait till I get to you, buddy. >> I got a Earth ROR, dude. >> 50K. >> ████ >> Damn. Hey, with a 100 mil, that's
12:40 pennies to you. >> Yeah, that's pennies. Just like the the aces tickets. Pennies, dude. [laughter] >> I got a I got a earth [laughter] ro. >> That's going to cost me what, like 25 bucks. >> Thanks for getting me a ro, >> dude. Thanks for buying me a house. [laughter] [gasps] Getting me an earth rover. >> You're ████ >> I'd buy I'd buy Joe a boat, I think. >> Oh, >> I'd buy you a boat. I was actually thinking about getting my license. >> Really? >> Yeah. So I could be a boat captain, >> dude. I'm telling you. Pretty cool. That's right. With a spear gun and that's it. Only one spear gun. That's it. >> Call me Captain Joe. >> Hatan. Those are so sick, right? >> It's insane. I can't stop looking at them. >> Yeah. Like the shape, everything. The design of it. >> And it looks so comfy. >> Yeah. And you like go over anything. >> Is it diesel or?
13:30 >> Yeah, it's diesel for sure. >> You know, I would buy Ryan. I would buy Ryan um like a insulated u in insulated like computer studio where he could do all my hacking for me and I'll just buy everything out. >> Hacking. >> He could do all my my my evil doings, you know. >> So, you're putting me to work as my price? >> No, but but I'm going to buy you though. I'm going to buy you a couple monitors. Couple monitors. Couple wide ones. [laughter] >> Dude, it'll go great with my keyboard. >> Yeah. Then [clears throat] also a sound studio next to it so you can make me some some beats for my rap songs. Hey, that's >> cuz once I make my $100 million >> and you don't have to do jiu-jitsu anymore. >> Be a I'm going to be a full-on rapper, dude. [laughter] >> Where I stutter over my rap lyrics. >> Here's the here's the truck that I can get you now. >> Um Oh, man. Where's the freaking >> the one jet from the [laughter] one? >> What the ████ dude?
14:20 >> Yeah, there was a freaking uh >> the one. >> Damn, there it is. [laughter] >> What the hell? Earth. >> It's Earth ROR. That was like their cop cars. What >> is that? Is that a converted Suburban? What is that? That's crazy. >> Because Jetley, the one for some reason, there was a guy trying to sell the actual truck from the one >> on Craigslist for years and no one would buy it. It It was this. >> It's a It's a Tacoma body, >> but it's the closest thing to an Earth ROR you can have. >> Hey, it roams Earth. Okay. >> Yeah. What would you get, Joe? >> I get him a boat. >> Yeah, a boat. >> Yeah. Yeah. Boat. And then for Anthony, I would get him I would build him his own walk like giant wardrobe walk-in closet. >> That's what I would buy you. >> Like the size of a 3,000 foot house. >> I'll I'll just I'll take the ASUS tickets. Thank you very much. Yeah, absolutely. >> I feel like you're a fashion fashion
15:11 icon, so you would need >> I'm not a fashion icon. What I am is a huge Aces fan. And then what I would get you is with my season tickets, I would invite you to every single one of my games. [laughter] >> 666. >> Go with me. >> Fair. Fair. Fair. >> Pay for hot dogs. I'd be so tight if all four of us won the Powerpall and we just kept buying him ████ >> Yeah, [laughter] >> I'm going to buy you a back. >> I'm the only one who doesn't win. >> But you don't get to ask for anything. We just keep giving you stuff we want you to have. >> I don't have any closet space. [laughter] Shout out KB Holmes.
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