0:00 because I even as I said I can't really remember the subject matter of the fights I only remember the emotion that happens and the frustration but then that becomes the fight and then that's why you're an idiot because you're like you're like do we just not speak the same language I could swear it's English [Laughter] [Music] welcome back to another episode of careful boys we're currently off the Record we got Anthony and Joe over there we got Nick and clean and we got the coolest Joe right here right here with us right here um question everybody what is the last thing that you fought with your partner about the last thing yeah let me cleaner out go ahead yes take the floor how much time you guys got hey but that no you ain't completely out what's the
0:50 last thing you guys fought with your last partner about there it is though you know technicality it's your problem that's your technicality prop Anthony what was the last thing you need a thought about if you can remember hold up are you trying to put you on blast right now I'm trying to think for real though I got one while he thinks thank you thank you for saving us this is how it goes dude I get it I've been in that spot before where he goes to you and you're like I don't have anything but I got something I got a lot I got a lot okay okay good my last your last eight things installing nah so um right now we've been not fighting but we've been like bickering about the dogs a little bit right and like how to train them I I've been watching a lot of YouTube dog video training stuff to the point
1:41 where I'm like I really like it I really like watching like dog trainers and how they yeah they train their dogs and like these ████ are training like German Shepherds and like Belgian Malinois and ████ and I'm trying to train my two pugs you know just a funny contrast because they're still ████ babies yeah so I'm trying to train them but part of it is like anytime they do a behavior that is you don't want you have to reprimand them in some way whether it's like with a collar like a slip collar or just telling them like very certainly like no you can't do that you know like getting in their face a little bit so they know that like oh they can't be doing that so like I'll argue with Tiff about how she doesn't address any of it and she won't necessarily be starting with them no don't do that yeah yeah she'll she'll do
2:31 something maybe like that or she'll just be like ah God damn it like this little dude you know getting mad and I'll be like babe you have to tell them you have to get right in their face and tell them to stop doing that ████ or they're gonna continue to do that and she'd be like no but I don't want them to think that like like I don't want them to be mad at me and I was like no that's all this works that's all they're not human yeah exactly exactly but it's like we saw reinforcements yeah well it's like you know we we add human traits to our dogs all the time because they're the ████ sweetest things ever right but in reality it's like no you we have to stop them from doing that so this is a nice show come home and be like oh she'll be home all day and I'll be like how are the dogs and I could tell she's like clearly stressed and then she goes they've been bullying me all day they're a ████ running this show but as soon as you get home they they're all
3:21 sweet and they're all behaved my dad's home I'm like I'm like babe you gotta ████ tell them like you're the figure of discipline you are the mom you gotta ████ show them what's up you have to tell them what you want in a household like it's kind of funny but sometimes like she's slowly getting it now but it's to the point where I'm like I'm sick and tired of having these conversations with you and I talk through my teeth like that you really do I go I'm like babe you gotta ████ you are in charge and I have to say that you're like you have to tell them what you want out of the situation that's not a comical rendition you really talk to exactly like that no I do it I do it a little different do it yeah lastly do it the way you really do like I don't want to like bug you or anything but no but but I try I try to um be constructive yeah I don't want to like sometimes I'll do it as a joke can
4:11 we get a role play it doesn't get it doesn't it doesn't get across the way I wanted to so then I have to be like no babe seriously please like you have to tell them what you want and what you don't want at what point do you like press against the side of your head like this and grab her by her ears and I go listen ████ listening to the dogs yeah when you put a collar on her and go yes I put a slip lead on her and when she does something like and then she beats my ████ ass laboratory nah but that's something that we've been like bickering about yeah yeah yeah but it's fair yeah but it's it's part of it yeah I just want it it is part of it but at least you're doing that with dogs I mean in the future that's our that's our prep it might not be something as cute yeah yeah it might have 50 of my DNA unfortunately which is a bad sign okay
5:02 well that's a healthy fight what about you Joey you follow Hannah lately I didn't even fight with her huh don't say that ████ she's too reasonable I we do uh but he's pretty intelligent on the phone she's yeah dude she's quick I think the usual fight okay I think the usual fights that even happened or if they're called fights or like bickering or like that later you're just like that was so ████ stupid it's um we're both we when we're like really excited or want to explain something right like we we might omit some vital parts of like the story yeah and expect the other person to understand and we're just raising our voice like yes that's what we said this this and this right it's like oh ████ I forgot to say this
5:54 well like for her I'm like what are you talking about and then she thinks I'm saying what are you talking about like you're an idiot but I'm actually just pissed because I'm like I don't understand what the ████ you're saying yeah and then like it's like it's because she started off with half of the explanation because the other half she worked it out in her head so she fast forward through everything and then she also thought she told me and I didn't or maybe I wasn't listening so it's like most of the fights are just very different things by the way I'm the same way this is David David So said that you did something similar to this to him I don't know he said that he was talking to you and then you went you answered like this and then he goes what the ████ was that and he went oh I wrote my answer in the
6:44 air so the funny thing is me and Hannah were both like that she doesn't want to admit I don't ████ want to admit it but I admit it more than she does and she'll probably admit it to other people but not to me so when you get two people like this who have a blurred reality where we think we told someone something or maybe when we're excited we're not articulating really well and we're also getting frustrated that we can't articulate it really well but we have a thought and then we're going through like a rant or something trying to explain it it's like just being like like a kid who's frantically trying to
7:36 say something and then the other person's like putting pressure on it so it gets even more frustrating because you can't explain yourself yeah and then so I think like a lot of the misunderstandings come from that because it's yeah it just stays misunderstood yeah or she might just be telling a story and then like I can't follow it because it's too fast and then my mind just goes ████ it if you're just letting yourself he's like I'm back there I do that sometimes I don't know like sometimes I have to it's just too fast like when she's like in her mode right and then I'm just like well wait wait go back to that part and then I'm like ah and then like something will distract me and I'm like yo imagine like swinging from One Tree to another tree they'll be sick you're gonna be sick and then like I'm
8:26 already gone and she's like yeah yeah yeah and then later she'll be like I told you this thing and I'm like yeah you probably did but I was unless I think it's extreme with us you never had like a serious fight where you guys almost like oh like stormed out and you weren't joking like stuff like that yeah there was but this was I would say like last year like it was a long time and it's another misunderstanding thing it was like it was a you know in the early parts of the relationship when you like also have insecurities mixed in with like what you think the other person is saying you don't understand the other person yet well yeah so you're confused by their reactions so you
9:18 misinterpret it it was a lot like that so like she was dealing with some stuff about like moving here and then um having to rebuild who she was and her identity was so tied to her work and being really good at her job and that was taken away right to make the choice of being with me and then she didn't realize how big and difficult that road would be that I think um she thought that I was like looking down on her and like insulting her but then it was because I had a strategy of building the shop yeah my goal was first I was going to learn the the strategy from the franchise then I'm gonna create my own system of teaching and I wanted to teach
10:08 someone to see if it worked or not and she was going to be my first person that I teach the system to so the whole time she was like why aren't you telling me why aren't you involving me and I'm all like because I want you unbiased oh that's that makes sense right but then I wasn't doing a good job explaining my method of I'm gonna bring you in but let me bring you in after I learn this and then you learn so then it was kind of like a huge Club because then you get to practice teaching right because it's like and then I brought my nephew in and then she goes you're gonna bring his young ass in before me like you don't respect and then I was just like no I know there's a family business we're all in this together you know but then like nepotism how dare you but then also like as I was working at out the system I wasn't doing a good job relaying that but that's been
10:58 my idea now I can explain it better yeah but then yeah so then it was just like all of that cluster ████ and then um I think like after I was able to explain she goes oh duh why don't you just say that in the first place and I'm like because I can't explain ████ girl you know like yeah good way of putting it but I think that was that would probably be the most of the issue and then now she knows who I am and like how I operate and your intentions yeah yeah that you're not listening yeah one of the this is one of the funniest biggest fights that we had right um so when we're doing long distance I was like I want some ████ nude videos give me some ████ to jack off to yeah and then she was like hell yeah right that's all you want when you're freaking away they're like easy Minnesota one
11:50 month turn to two months and I got paid I was like dude what the ████ like yeah spread those ████ lips like what happened that's all you got right you give her reference videos but I was more confused because I was like you're talking to me every day and then we do get sexual but like what like what is because she did send me nudes before it wasn't the first time so I was like what what's the hold up right she got you already I need a nut right you can perform him no more and then I got mad not because of like I wasn't getting the nude but I got mad because she wasn't explaining and communicating so I felt like I'm getting ████ confused here right right and then she said oh okay I'm embarrassed because I gained weight I feel uncomfortable I don't feel hot and I'm
12:42 all like oh now I understand interesting she doesn't feel hot even when you're saying spread those ████ lips [Laughter] it's so clear yeah yeah it's very remarkable yeah it's clear Direction yeah she's not thinking about swinging from tree to tree when he's talking about that you know so how did you navigate well then what did you do because that's a hard I was like so we're we're talking intimately yeah am I not turning you on like what's going on and she goes no she goes I'm dealing with some ████ on my own it's my own like she's like I don't feel hot and then like I think she got sick or something so she wasn't in the mood to be presentable so then the longer she put it off oh and she was working like 14 hour like gigs right right so then I
13:34 think everything was just she wasn't also explaining her thought process and what we realized is like we don't want to jump to conclusions and be like and assume the worst in people but the longer you don't explain something it forces us to get confused and then the confusion is what turns into irritation yeah because it's like well why like this is out of character for you right and I think that's where we realize most of our uh fights would come from is like when one person's just not updating the other person so then it just comes into like what's going on and then the other person can't explain it yeah but then now I think when we worked all of that ████ out so she eventually sent you some materials yeah it's great news
14:25 that's great news this is good that was a prize you said her back material yeah yeah what do you send her what do you think the most I've ever seen him light up today this is his wheelhouse baby look at him what do you send back we hit his like point of Interest yeah what do you set Meg I sent dick pictures do you do anything cool dude oh you know what I found out what yeah a good a good tripod is yeah you're you are a coffee cup guy yeah you could do that he always carries a coffee cup with them you put a coffee cup and then you put the phone there and then you're free to are you sick are you doing a profile one leg up on there yeah [Laughter] are you like taking your hair and
15:15 covering your like face being exotic gel exotic I didn't have my hair was shoulder length and are you smiling are you like smoldering what's the face that goes with that are you standing live are you going and when you have your hair off no I mean you turn off hair to the front or the back or so it's both it's mainly torso okay okay you know that one girl that that took a bunch of dick pics like this is how guys take big dick pics and it's a meme that goes all around oh it's like that yeah so it's actually very close to the real thing it's very basically she's spot on yeah yeah nice to know if if Steve was here he would have said that I would have had one bent over too I was assuming you were just sitting in ████ pics right off top yeah that is kind of funny to do yeah like if it's a joke it's like coming from the back front so you just see the ████ balls you see the hanging song but you get the whole I'm like that's a
16:06 joke photo do you add music or you just like leave the raw audio you know what I should have done that started movie I should have thought of it more I think production yeah I was not I was not hey you're an indie Studio yeah yeah I think most of my flights with smack are also very stupid like and thankfully so like why didn't you give me a dick to be honest the thing we fight about the most is so goddamn typical yeah but the the our most frequent fight is what do you want to eat really nothing and then you go I just found out how hard it is to always figure out something my little sister just moved in with me I'm taking care of her now and trying to figure out something new to eat every single day because she's so picky that's tough yeah
16:57 bro that's tough It's hard what does she like to eat it's weird she's not picky she just doesn't like to eat the same things so like if we eat one thing she doesn't like to have leftovers normally and then I think that's just a girl thing dude I think so too honestly because like I'm so I'm so and ground beef every day until I die yeah I feel like I yeah I'm I'm pretty freaking simple but yeah did you have to yeah did you know Postmates it has like a repeat order button yeah yeah I could do that all day all day and then so like every time I ask her like oh what do you want to eat then it's like a what do you want to eat yeah and then it of course is that thing of like oh we could just go here I'll eat that no not that like it's very typical did she say
17:47 when you ask her what do you want to eat does she go I want something fresh okay that's your girl yeah has your girl ever said that you go I want something fresh I'm like okay what's that she goes well that's that's the hard part too is that it's hard to get hit like at least that's a hint and you can narrow it down yeah but it's hard for me to narrow down with her I usually have to just go you want something Asian yeah Asian holy ████ you know what it is maybe she'll say yeah you know what it is is you should but you know what's sad I do that so much that like you're tired of it no no no I I'll do it to the point where like five decisions later so go if I never liked that oh yeah that's tough why did you say anything that's tough that's what we're fighting about
18:39 but they probably don't want they don't want to be the cliche right they don't want to she doesn't want to be the the but then like we I do tell her like in the moment I'm like this is super like funny and cliche that we're excited about this same like stereotypical ████ but I'm wondering what do the girlies eat and decide when the guys aren't around have you seen the meme that's been going around the ████ girl dinner thing they just chop up vegetables they just eat the most random ████ no we just do this all day dog if I was at home my tip would just eat chips and then like girl dinner and then like sometimes I'll come home and she'll be like she'll be waiting for me to come home and then she'll be like I'm hungry and she's kind of clearly in a bad mood I'm like you need nothing bro yeah yeah sometimes I'll literally come home and she'll be like I haven't eaten all day I'm like what and she's like I've been waiting for you
19:29 to come home so we can go eat I was like what's the point of me filling up the fridge if you're not gonna have I'm about to be talking through his teeth I'm like what's the point of me filling up the fridge with Plum cots and cherries if you're not gonna have a couple bites dude you know when you're hungry that's pretty funny actually that's fine I just threw out a whole thing I just threw out a whole bag of cherries because my sister wanted them oh she only ate like two or three bro and tell the audience how expensive tell the JK audience how expensive food is very expensive cherries are like bro you buy one bag it's like 14 bucks damn you get the Rainer cherries forget about it dude you ████ kidding me you know so much about food man rain or
20:19 cherries they're so good dude are they extra sweet if they're in season if there's the last thing that we thought about that wasn't that was so much Dumber we were at Best Buy trying to buy like a hard drive or some ████ something stupid I don't even remember what the device was now oh it was like a DVD like a we needed to play a DVD so I could rip it so we're getting a player like an LG one damn and it had like a USB like C or USB two whatever we were in there fighting about like whether or not we had the adapter and I was like it doesn't matter I have every USB and she's like yeah but that's USBC I'm like I don't care def I got it I'm a ████ nerd so she didn't think you had it no well I didn't we were saying a different thing it wasn't even like if you were listening to us you could probably just stop and go she's not talking about that you're not talking about this it's like we were
21:09 just saying different ████ I feel like that's 50 of male to female arguments right it's like we think I think she's saying one thing and I'm completely misconstructed is you need an adapter for the argument power a converter yeah of course my dumbass escalated the fight because eventually I stopped and went the ████ is up with our communication what the ████ is this I feel like like am I just crazy I feel like that's how it always is right it's like the emotions of something really dumb because I even as I said I can't really remember the subject matter of the fights I only remember the emotion that happens and the frustration but that's like all but then that becomes the fight and then that's why you're an idiot because you're like why did you take it up a notch and I'm starting to go like dude we just not ████ speak the same language I could swear it's English [Laughter]
21:59 that always goes real well does an Australian accent really change the meanings of USB cords like what the ████ is this like we were like hella like bad and then come come and come to uh find out we get home like this ████ stupid ass charger I look in my drawer I don't have that because like it's like she wanted to watch this uh TV series from her childhood that's why she had this old DVD so instead of being like hey I don't got the chord uh we gotta go get one ████ I ████ pirated it and I'm like hey I did it check it out oh ████ and I was like and then I put it on the living room TV before she can say anything and I played it and it was
22:49 already on she goes you did it I'm like yeah hahaha hey it doesn't matter how as long that's so man style yeah like anything to not be wrong just figure it out bro you just figure it out yeah you need to not be wrong now you have a ████ DVD player for no reason for no end to make matters worse we already ████ had one yeah I was looking for the cord I found it I saw it I'm like oh ████ that ████ throw this away same exact LG DVD player ████ dumb dude [Music]
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