0:00 it'd be cool if I could die coming somehow that's exactly what I was going to say I want to be in sex I even think I I don't even want to have sex though I want to be I want to be in the hospital where it's like and then I just start [Music] busting welcome back everyone to another very very special episode of the careful boys where today in the house we have not only suben going clap for him hey to be to be we have our Kawaii cutie boys wearing matching t-shirts we got Bart Nick over here brought to you by Red Bull was our purpose not brought to you by Red Bull just in case we have a different ad read and we also have on this side Joe Colleen and just Michael in the building hey we are the three white [Applause] girls hey Ken say hi hi Ken Ken say hi
0:51 dude yes you can all right no just stay stay in there don't come out don't come out okay so for this off the Record topic all right everybody get your thinking hats on imagine that you could choose when and how you die at what age would you like to die there's no maximum age here and how would is it a numerical age how old what do you mean like and how would you die like the number the EO Empire yeah is it like a numerical age or is it like uh I want to die during the age of my debilitation you know like is it a a you choose a number well you could also choose how you would like to go so if you don't want to have some sort of of debilitation then you don't have to I'm going to die at 200 years old heroically in a bionic Warfare I'm going to be biomech versus AI robot nice
1:43 wow why do you want to die like that my answer is way more boring because I want people to remember me I not think I'm big enough yeah so you want to be remembered as well this era is going to remember me as the le guy as a what the lied guy oh okay okay I think I know what you're saying can you say what do you think say Ben is that what that means yeah the Ben diagram I can't I know what are you more lost now right oh there it is just go with me last cuz my answer is pretty pretty Comm oh that's really good I am I am a fire ████ I stop all fires yeah that's pretty good that's very that's very good actually the way you connected that so this era all right I I I kind of planned it out I'm the people recognize me as the guy that does
2:36 jokes on YouTubes right okay you're that guy then the next era when AI take overs okay we're going to have such good technology infinite Infinity lives whatever all you guys going to die cuz you guys weak I'm going to I'm going to decide to go with the group that says yes download ████ like the neur link group yeah I'm like yo what you want to put a keyboard on my dick go ahead you want to put that's the first question they always ask how many letters can you you want to put a unicycle on my leg D yeah put a unicycle on my leg like what about numbers lobster claws bro like whatever calculator on my butt crack whatever dude like all that stuff places yeah nice and then I'm going to be the super soldier that has to fight the AI robots that took over M
3:30 so you're you're like you're like Will Smith ey robot versus like the regular robots yep mhm what what about the regular robots that have like feelings and stuff though aren't you going to like empathize with them that was the whole premise of that no cuz we're going to be now feelings huh like the the humans are going to have so much electronics that our feelings isn't going to be as like what it used to be and I just feel like over time everything will become less sensitive I hope so okay h that's not dark at all I feel like the longer you live the less sensitive you become yeah that's true what about Society though is a society more sensitive all the W ████ would die by that point though they won't survive they won't make it wow they're too worried about their own feelings am I right they died by their feelings yeah yeah that makes sense oh yeah but that's if I I would like to die that way but
4:21 then like you know what most people are going to say oh I wish I die a peaceful death in my sleep yeah that was my answer ████ I mean that's kind of lame like ████ but here I only want to die that way if I'm like if I'm like a healthy 8090 and I'm still like working out and like living my life then I'm I'm good but if I get to a point where like my health is deteriorating and I can't remember ████ like I want ████ on yourself every day you got to wipe your butt yeah I don't want to be I don't want to be a detriment to somebody else you don't want to get a keyboard dick I mean that sounds kind of tight with with numbers with numbers and letters could at just say on the keyboard dick just four letters that's ████ brilliant that's like offwhite I don't really like that label you know what I mean but how do you start it over again if there's no control all it's uh each each letter is
5:13 programmed in a certain pattern to have a function big thumbs up but would anyone say oh oh oh I want to die in a fiery death I want to drown to death yeah that's hard maybe I want to get blown up yeah I don't think blown up might be kind of cool what do you what what do you want how do you want to I would want to go out in a war and what age too 50 50 really is that like next year what's up I look that old bro wait why 50 because at 50 I believe I've already achieved everything I needed to do before 50 and at 50 I was like 60 ████ that don't sound fun what about what about kids you might have a 15-year-old still needing a father M Life Insurance baby it's already taken care of at 50 I would want to go out of war and go on a crazy Mission and just like record myself like all right guys I
6:04 love every one of you guys for my country and boom in the biggest Mission as subin's running into battle he slips and he hits his head on a rock and that's how he goes out has nothing to do with war at all y what's the what's the moment is it what's the war about is it why you it's this same War it's this is the war son it's the AI War more is when he's 200 yours is when you're 5050 because Joel lived because of me he's a time traveler he say he wants to be 200 I'm at 50 the reason why he's at 200 is I'm pulling him back like Joe and I remember him Joe yeah and then he died and then now I have to live till 200 so a robot shot you right now blew me up robot blew you up robot damn stupid
6:55 that's pretty wild you saved my life yeah that's why you're 200 you won't be remembered though Joe will remember I'll remember and I'll be like for stupid yeah but will you because you don't really have feelings anymore yeah remember your I memories but that's what triggered the feelings oh so now it's a ripple effect going the opposite this is uh this is really script writing there's a war going on right now you can probably sign up for and die for but you're not 50 yeah that's true you're not yeah you still got plenty of years dude life insurance okay no no no no how do you you sometimes when I'm oh man I don't know I probably want to like die while floating say while dancing you know like you know a place where it's like floating just drowned like those planes that go like this in your anti-gravity no like uh there's like I
7:45 don't know where it is some country but it's like the sky and the water meet and it just looks like all blue looks like heaven already imagine I just float and I just die peacefully and then turn into a tree isn't that exactly where like they got the ████ Soul Stone and ████ The Avengers so you to die in the ocean I don't know I just want to die somewhere pretty or I can like look at like eyes calm but how how are you dying how old are you oh like 150 that's an old age okay 200 I don't know it depends I've been thinking about would you guys take the would you guys take like some type of like drugs or whatever to like live longer if you like if you stay younger but all of your loved ones don't take it so you have to experience every single level well you just got to love new new things I thought about that but I don't
8:36 know it's I don't think I would take it yeah I wouldn't take it I would I would take I'm not trying to go to Eternity your kids I'm just trying to go to my see my great grandchildren that's all what if fizer made it you still take it or Mna made it hell no I'll go for fiser over M hell yeah give me like 10 of those no way not those guys it's got to be a new company at least 15 boosters I Think Jesus that would be fun because at the end of the day you can blow your brains out damn so like it's whenever you want it's whenever you want yeah okay that's yeah yeah I don't know sometimes yeah I watch movies and then you see War film and then the first guys they open up the boat like a D-Day and then the first guys didn't even make it out to pull the
9:27 first trigger they just die they're dead or like I'm just like dude there's like that sucks that's horrifying I feel like where we are I think about it all the time like how ████ lucky are we like how lucky are we this era you know this level of safety just walking around you have abundance of food and then I'm just like I I guarantee all of our ancestors at one point was like man if only I could have some bread today yeah you know like there was there was there was a starving someone or someone like trying to survive someone that's like I don't know in the forest lost like there was someone back then dreaming of the life that we have right now yeah for real and I'm like that just blows my mind sometimes thinking about it and then sometimes I'm walking around I'm like man that dude's ████ looking like he's about to die tomorrow like man
10:17 that guy looks like he could barely walk you know how are you standing yeah sometimes I'm like you're so old you look like a skeleton with skin and you're like moving like 2 in an hour like wow like I'm so lucky I can just move and my regular speed is like hypers speed to you do you tell it to their face I kind of want to sometimes they don't even know what Joe's saying dude they can't even I don't even know what Joe's saying you never you never see people just on the street and you're just like I'm so ████ lucky I'm not you and then you ask them how old they are and they're like oh I'm 55 and you go oh that's so ████ up that's also so real so you been seen that alamana beach or something damn that too oh you do see that alamana it does happen both ways though there's people I see on the
11:07 street and I'm like dude if I socked you right now you're going to evaporate and then I'll see another guy I'm like damn if this guy socks me right now I'm going to evapor about you Nick how you going probably head in the oven head in the oven no you can't even close the door Jesus you feel everything yeah you I don't know man God obviously everyone's like I want to die in my sleep you know like that hacky ████ Colleen said um there's different ways though there's falling asleep dying or dying midsleep or sleeping waking up and then dying or sleeping as somebody stabs you if I had to go if if I had to fall asleep while dying it would probably be while I was driving and I'd like fly off ████ ████ oh here's here's a question Dam here's a question which is better would
11:58 you rather th die at random not being able to control it or would you like to plan the timing this is exactly what we're talking about right now but which one which one if it if if you if if you had to have preciseness or you don't want to know that's what I wouldn't want to know I that would be at the Forefront of my mind the whole time no I would want to plan it because like if not then what if you just die tomorrow then it's like well I wouldn't know you feel reget cuz you'll be just like oh get to say bye and I didn't get to say thank you at least like if you get to plan it you can be like I can do this this oh yeah that's true like you got your bucket list you don't have to worry about dying if you didn't accomplish it and you died you ain't worrying about it anyway cuz you're die you don't worry after death me and Michael are going to plan our own deaths he got ghost regrets but then but then when you're like 5 years away
12:48 you're going to be like ████ I Got 5 years away when you're four years away you're like damn I only got four years you can choose but you better live it up you better ████ you count down do wheelies everything barbecue pretty stressful too though knowing when you're going to die you might be like F I only got 5 years left am I going to be a lazy ████ go to sleep or keep doing what I'm trying to work on my goals to work on my goal or like he said though if you know that you can't die tomorrow cuz you're going to die five years you can do anything true I'm just going to jump from this building this that's tying that's tying that topic with being Invincible true right that's different that's how he lives his life cuz you can't oh I'm not going to die tomorrow here I'm going ████ pull the trigger both times it doesn't work what oh invincibility is different ████ Ty what's his name Tyrese and ████ Fast and Furious you changed the rules man you're
13:39 the one who changed the I didn't change the rules invisibility is I just furthered the question that you brought up hey so speak what's the question I brought up you said if you could choose how you're going to die and when how would you do it and when yes 50 right yeah 50 what about you Bart I think I think it's got to be I want to be over 95 so old because my grandpa passed away at 95 so I feel I got to beat him because I feel I'm supposed to yeah you you're probably going to be a stronger 95 though yeah I think so and then so maybe 100 that'd be cool and it'd be cool if I could die coming somehow that's exactly what I was going to say I want to be in sex I think I I I don't even want to have sex though I want to I want to be in the hospital where it's like and then I just start busting
14:29 Oh I thought you were like having sex with your partner I'm like how traumatic no no no no no no no but your partner's a robot it's okay the robot wars have already be I want to be by myself but I just want to be busting all over the place I just want to scare the doctor I've never seen this before dude I think Bart won this game he won the game why unless you have something better I didn't go yet I didn't go yet so I don't know if we won the game or yeah yeah so unless you have something better okay I want to die at 96 and I'm busting every yeah but through my butt dude is that possible to come dying no to come that old to come that yeah when you got ████ keyboard dick of course viaga everything bro it works dude you can always come bro I thought it like stopped working at a certain age I don't know do you guys ever get curious cuz
15:19 you know they say there's a G-spot from the back no this not what this OTR are you guys ever curious but as a as a heterosexual male meant to go here as a heter no as a heterosexual male you probably will never feel it do you feel fomo fomo is too strong word but yes am I curious yeah sure why not so would you try to poke around the corner to see what's going okay if you're just trying to valate the fact that you did before in the shower I didn't do that yes you did I didn't hit the Jelly Bean you didn't hit it but you tried you hit that spot I didn't hear the ████ prostate or whatever I didn't hit that I clean I cleaned my butthole he cleans his but hole like this far in his finger I didn't punch the beam back pass the ████ first Notch is already illegal just doing that is illegal next
16:09 to your butt yeah I don't know about all that flag was thrown this is sodomy past that yeah what about you Micha you taking it out the butt before huh huh huh this is a JK have you ever pressed on the bean bag I don't know oh that's a yes that's a resounding yes that might be I have I don't know have you has your girl ever asked no my girl's 40 years old she doesn't do that kind of ████ you know what's even more ████ up is when your girl just when she puts a finger in your butt just because she knows you get all squeamish and skittish but not because she gets pleasure out of it that's ████ up girls from my generation don't ask for consent that's your generation they just do it and I've been violated that is true she pushed the bean back they tried
16:59 wait what is the what is this bean bag we just talking about the B the legendary prostate like inside yeah inside no you never heard about the legendary it's never been through cuz it's supposed to be you press it and then you just jizz uncontrollably because that's where your like an instant Act of like it's the male gspot but but heterosexuals usually don't experience that because there's no one pressing our and you know what now that you say it I am jealous yeah D you would try it I I don't know if I say that exactly I just would like to know without trying it is that is that selfish is that too much to ask you got to do the whole thing you got to do the whole thing all right honestly before I die maybe once one time with who hey don't get personal all right hey just ride a motorcycle that's how it feels like it probably does the vibration that's what sometimes maybe that's why I
17:49 feel like oh right are you busting you bu that's why you don't he baby are you every single time you stand up your pants are wet that's what I'm saying you have't hit the legendary spot that all the game about it's it's like a little ticklish because of the vibration that's just flirting I'm talking all the way we're talking ████ home based Grand Slam oh no sorry all right my bad that's the important part of this prompt what were we talking about cbor our old how death and how our old roommate was asking of asking us if we think her boyfriend was gay at the time because every time he wanted ████ she had to stick a finger up his butthole so was asking us is that is that's asking too much of a she was like is my boyfriend gay and then we were like I have no idea that's complex but that's is your roommate
18:43 Mo I tell you straight up if I enjoyed it my body is a ████ science experiment bro your body a temple boy did you answer the question to how you would die it's boring now answer no what's yours give us the clip not we got 2 minutes it could be real that's what you want I just I just think that I would love to see great grandchildren that's all just by that age cuz I think that that's already but how would you die how would I die how would you want um it would be sick to be a hero as well you know what I mean I wouldn't want to feel too much pain so explosion is our it's I don't I let me be unique maybe I'm ████ there's a giant building fire or something like that and I'm pulling everybody out and on the last one boom and I go down and then they put my name up on a little plaque on the what about uh notebook style you and Nina oh why she got to die too man oh
19:34 you want her to live you want you want to die and have her live someone's got to carry his memory if we do that then I pass out one second before her oh yeah so she could feel one second of pain no exctly so I have I have no no pain at all that's different right then why are we same time hey hey stop being on technical sign would you want to go you were the do I want to go before after my spouse well the difference is I'm 6 and 1/2 years older than her so it's not fair for her to die before me that' be wrong oh okay that's a good way to like but what if she's unhealthy that's why yeah you know you know Anthony sometimes life isn't fair yeah well in this ████ fantasy okay you go die peacefully in your sleep okay you go be a hero with your little plaque we're heroes over here hey like
20:25 dude I didn't know I could be a hero and die we're heroes right you're going to be on that plaque at the community center that's like all old and ████ like a old trophy case and nobody even remembers of these ████ who's Anthony Lee you have a calculator for an ████ all right it'll come in handy though YMCA oh my God I'll be getting G-spot stimulated through my calculations
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