0:00 why is this news though she's pissed she's holding up Ultra spin that's the right question probably the most right thing that you said all day is it huge is that why like the box is like a big as a [Music] room there is aan in Ontario Canada who says she is no idea why a box was delivered to her containing any guesses any guesses no idea no a woman it's from it's from Amazon so Anthrax no what would a woman complain about so many she just says she has no idea why she got it she it didn't say she complained about it like a box of books like what's a all this reading material like that if I get any a box of free stuff I'd be happy it was a box of
0:53 complain something there are boxes inside there's 30 boxes of this oh is it something inappropriate sexually inappropriate is it inappropriate that's what I'm asking you I don't know but it is sexual yeah dude they're sex toys they're pocket ████ it's a whole ████ 30 boxes of pocket ████ you can't say pocket ████ on this show Nick it's the past the first minute I can say I know Pocket ████ Pocket ████ Joe Knows Joe knows it's 30 button plugs they have those on Amazon bro they sell everything they do sell everything on okay okay okay here's another one here's another one it's 30 NOA rings they're selling I what's uing again ████ that you put in yourself that's insane oh I remember what just 30 of them 30 of them no it's it's 30 boxes of condoms so she got a th000 Trojan
1:44 condoms Wow Wow on accident said she has no idea why she received them boo condoms are whack or maybe she's like I have no idea why I received them they are in quotes technically in this article yeah why is this news though she's pissed she's holding up Ultra spin that's the right question proba the most right thing that you said all day is it huge is that why like the box is like a big as a room how many is a th I feel like a th condoms is like two packets you know what I mean like a two pack 30 boxes actually 30 boxes that's what you're buying one pack of 500 condoms at a time yeah it's like this oh my god dog Joe ████ a lot bro no I mean I don't use condoms but I I would imagine that's right I would imagine a box at 500 and be this big I don't know
2:35 it is annoying when you buy something small from Amazon and they put give you a giant ████ box that's really annoying cuz then you got to break it down and throw it away that's just is that two inside baseball or I'll shut up when I think of 30 boxes though I'm thinking like this big no they're like this big 30 you know what I like that happens at Amazon sometimes you're like what the ████ is this magic like you order something on Monday MH you order something on Wednesday two separate orders on Thursday your package has both of those things in the same box true I'm like what the ████ ████ Amazon I thought it was going to come in two boxes but it came in one I'm like why did it the Monday one just come Tuesday why did they wait is this a restaurant where they're like no we got to make sure all the plates go out at the same time how they
3:25 do that they need to be like a Chinese restaurant to just bust it out whenever it's done that means those ones are at like Amazon warehouse so they're already in control of the like distribution and then like maybe once the second order comes in it's like oh hold that one cuz that's the one you can get tomorrow is the one that's you guys ever buy Amazon things and you're like oh I hate how you treat your employees but I love how fast you guys work oh yeah I don't even think about the employees D when I buy when I buy stuff on Amazon I'll pick a product just because I can get it in like the next 5 hours Prime that's what that's why you I don't even look at the other ████ even though it's like I feel like it's Christmas to me I I get usually like whenever I leave for like a week and I come back I always have like 30 Amazon packages and I'm like I don't even remember buying all of this all of them have thousands of condoms in I buy stuff for like my house or like like what what's been the latest ████ you been buying I don't even know I just bro
4:18 30 nver Rings would be wild you don't know because you're you're up at like 3:00 a.m. ordering this ████ I just I just or like I just look like I have a I have my shopping cart now 17 items for what do you have in there uh this is stuff to decorate I have Quest stuff um a bookshelves books books for like decoration yeah not read it we a going read you got books to just put in the Shelf like manga yeah oh I like anime look at our bookshelves sh you should go to book off book yeah anime manga and all that stuff and some for a discount I actually don't even order off Amazon that much I probably only place one order a month shut up are you serious that's crazy so what do you do for your shopping oh it's Gio that's ordering everything I think so see that's why I don't order off Amazon yet she ████ buys everything
5:08 it's just hella convenient I'm a shopaholic it's bad so you're just a consumer's like best friend that's all like capitalist you're a good customer very good customer that's so this lady she gets this Amazon oh she actually said that her husband got an email from Amazon saying that the contraceptors were on the way but they assumed it was a scam and ignored it or he ordered them I don't know um and then when they get this thing that's why this unique they get the Thousand condoms and then they they say that because they're considered personal items she can't return them and they have to pay for it damn which is $670 worth of condoms wa oh ████ that's kind of funny if it's still in its box it should be good to go right I guess there just a policy on like the categorization of what it when she gets it she's like I'm pissed and like pokes holes in every single one oh yeah she could do that you can't return condoms it's like beer huh once you buy it it's
5:59 yours brother yeah I think you can't return up what about Lube can you return a bunch of lube that makes sense too huh or if you're like live in Vegas those conds going to melt outside oh yeah you can't return those things B box of melted condoms if you don't go home until like 8:00 at night those things melted for sure Vegas issues have you had something that melted when you ordered um I did like condom I'm kind of I'm kind of lazy sometimes yeah so like in my mind or maybe it's cuz I'm OCD I have to do the things in order that my brain planned it so I'll come home I have my meal prep box full of food in the box but I didn't plan to open that box today so I have to just I just leave it or else it's going to distract me cuz I'm going to be like oh what's this I'll open it I'm oh it got some chicken and I I'll go into another whole tangent so I
6:49 have to go I just pretend like I don't even see it and I just and it rots in the Box I just go continue what I'm supposed to do today cuz I'm going to get distracted and then by tomorrow even when you know it's perishable Goods in hot weather well I know it comes in dry ice but I don't know how powerful dry ice is you got you got a couple you got a good amount of hours but not Vegas and then the next day I opened it and I'm like oh ████ some of these steaks are warm that's not good and I saved the ones that were still cold and then you still do a promo on your IG stories for here's my coupon code this was playing with fire of warm Sticks no got some preheated steaks from the Vegas Sun no oh that dry ice does keep the food it's pretty strong it's pretty strong but I also just can't get distracted I just can't get distracted it's going to ████ my brain up what does
7:39 Gio say to you when she finds out this just put it inside first yeah you have ADH yeah exactly just do that but that's already a distraction as soon as he touches it and gives it any attention he goes what is this two okay this is what's going to happen if I put it inside if I put it inside it's going to be one of these I'm like fine I open the door I put it inside I'm go like this and go do what I'm supposed to do and I'm going to be like and then I'm going end up ████ getting distracted for like 4 hours yeah how can you get distracted off of ████ putting your food away for 4 hours dude you don't know how my brain works I open I kind I kind of relate to that bro I I'll open it and I'll go oh ████ there's four chickens four steaks you start planing out your week burgers and I just place them nicely on the counter I'm that looks pretty cool and then I go to freezer hm oh ████ where
8:30 where does this fit okay this fits in here what is that mint chip ice cream I'm not mint chip ice cream oh I need to clean this countertop you know what I'm talking about oh wait dishes I should do the dishes and he started doing the I'm like I'm like oh what the Trader Joe bell peppers when was the last time I went to Trader Joe's and then you're ████ and you're like I should make spaghetti I'm going to make you know what I'm going to make spaghetti babe I'm going to make spaghetti have you been diagnosed with adhc yeah when I was in Middle School yeah I feel like I have it but I don't know how how to test it you probably got it you probably got it there there's those Aspergers tests that you can take online that's like you have as you ████ took one here I did did you did you pass did you pass I bet you did I thought you did say you were bored Al I don't know yeah so I got diagnosed with OCD and ADHD so that's the way my brain works it's ████ so I have to like comes hand in hand keep the steaks
9:21 outside ████ it about to rot I mean if it works for you yeah I don't know if it's working I try just gotta find a method yeah the method is Gio yeah Gio will figure out meod is Gio Gio saves the day can you bring the meat in for me thank you yeah she brings it in he still walks by and he's like there's no winning [Music] n
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