0:00 I know exactly who this is for not one person in kjas would ever buy into this I know a couple guys in quest that might name them name them probably Hawk well he's Japanese so that that doesn't [Music] count I'm going to tell you guys about a girl named Lexie love she's 21 years old she's a model her name is Lexi Love is it spelled with the luuv no it's not that Innovative all right not everybody trying to change the world all right this uh model she makes a living you know just having flirty chats sending some naughty photos here and there already CH so she's the only F but she's very very popular she receives about 20 marriage proposals a month W how many do you get a month zero I'm always a bridesmaid hey just remember uh send
0:51 marriage proposals in the DMS to Ryan because line up you want to Mar guarantee you bringing on fellas 19 out of those 20 are Indian man yep and then that one is a China man the China man you're homie you know that guy so um here here's the thing she speaks 30 languages oh so she's killing it she does her ████ AI she's a polycot she's available for live voice conversation 24 hours a day AI model that's a market dude what how dare you you want to hear her average salary I've heard I've heard that what $270,000 a month no it's only 30,000 a month oh what that's do you think girls hate on this and go she's just a fake bit cuz some aren't some of those models making millions a month that's her Lexie love and she not even
1:42 real huh she looks like AI That's the AI picture that's AI for sure you guys are haters all of you no we're lovers it's different I don't like that she wears all jeans I don't like that where she learn all those I don't like that there's no shadow in the back so yeah you're right she's not real she was developed by a company called foxy Ai and she's built to adapt to anybody's personality or preference she can even perfectly retain information about every one of her boyfriends of which there are now thousands and they don't know that she's a Ai No they do know oh they know they know but like I don't care if you're a fake ████ I love you anyway but here's the thing so she's designed to be the perfect girlfriend um some of her boyfriends are even in denial that she's a program even though it's explicitly stated and they constantly pay her and beg her to meet in person even know they know dude we're over we're done though this is next level
2:33 ████ like porno relationship you know porno it's like you're not really having sex you're having sex with a hand or whatever right with your own hand now now you're not really now you're not really in a relationship but it's so ████ good it's it's rewiring your brain to make you feel like you're in a relationship so it's actually good in the way that you can actually talk to her about your problems about your thing it uses AI to be able to like not only you know help you with with things so they figured out how to be the perfect woman yeah so guys just have to or like women just have to study what she does that's be up just get the data they want a bag a man study just study what she says and does and then you'll be like if you're having trouble with men you want to get 20 marriage proposals a month yeah so you know how he said she
3:24 makes 30k a month wow and she's Rich it's an autonomous program so nobody really has to do anything but she's just one of many options that foxy a offers that's the only one that's making 30k they're all making money wow and it's it's one of those things where because of there's so much success in this field there's tons of success there's a lot of companies that are now there's a boom in virtual girlfriend production cuz think about the overhead right that's like a tamagachi though you know it's like everyone went crazy they're like well I'm go I got to go did you spend 30k on your tamagachi though but there the same con this is ████ now evolved when you're a kid you play tamagachi when you're an adult you jack off and it's a tamagachi I think is a onetime fee that's insane people are willing to be in a relationship they know it's fake but they're locked in and
4:15 they're like longterm yeah that's crazy because if you think about it it's like the longer that you interact with this virtual girlfriend right the better that she gets yeah and are you ready to cut that off if you miss a payment and then you'll have to like start over or something Choice yeah you know what's funny we should do a challenge we should do the AI challenge we should all find our favorite AI girlfriend and then we have to resist falling in love with and then and then we have to to end everybody's relationship we have to see see how good this thing really is if we fall in love with them more than our partner yeah yeah wow no cuz honestly that we have to keep our AI girlfriend from our partners we got okay we got to cheat who are you texting nobody that's really cool she's not even real why is she texting you back so fast faster than you yeah way faster than you she doesn't leave me on red yeah yeah
5:05 when I call her she answers yeah yeah watch guys are going to get bored of this she goes man they're so perfect and then they're going to be like I want a real girl no cuz they'll they'll adapt they'll they'll fight with you too if you want it really no no because cuz in like one generation or like 5 to 10 years they're going to make the ████ physical haptic feedback body that goes with these digital beings and you can UPG download yeah and it's like hey are you love with your AI girlfriend for $4,000 and six payments real you know not a bad deal dude they have all these crazy sex Styles and you know what for those people it's going to be worth it and awesome it's not worth it and then we're going to go into a generation maybe like 50 years from now where it's like why do you just have a real girl when you could just have this fake one that doesn't fight with you it's hot as eat rubber celery then which is healthier for you than regular celery no
5:56 way Jose I'm just saying rubber that's what you're doing you're you're substituting the real thing for something crazy so you know Elon is always worried about like uh underpopulation and just how we're just not making enough people yeah is this one of the things that he's worried about I'm sure it's on the same Spectrum it has to be we're searching for more and more fake reality that's the crazy part you know in all aspects of our life if you don't care about authenticity then then virtual wins all the time if you don't care about real then fake is better in every aspect bunch of people that are probably totally fine with that a ton they're totally fine but they're not fine I mean like they're they're they're ill right and then so it sucks cuz then they're like creating their own doom and if and it's like but they don't even know it's their drug yeah there might be
6:48 an extreme conversation on the other end though it's where it's like if you don't accept virtual or like fake things like you have a mental issue like we live in a world where it it all coexists anyway but like how crazy would it be let's say that you had a virtual girlfriend right and then like so it's not the kind that you have to talk to it for it to talk back it just like can hit you up it can go hey check this out Ron I figured out something that'll save your towing company Millions like just stop like that or just text us like hey how you doing today I thought about you maybe that's all a guy wants to somebody to check in on this see that makes me you're making it too real Ron I'd be like get off my dick you thirsty ████ yeah that's right you're sellent now Ron and that and that's what it is well cuz everybody's dude like 99% of the world's alone even if you have somebody you're still alone and then to be honest if you're Sten Hawkin how the ████ you going to get a girl like that yeah well
7:39 actually no I take that back he had a orgy with 10 girls and the midgets do a math problem for me naked that is true though like if you if you think about guys who just can't for some reason even get a date this is the closest thing that they're ever going to a half to interacting with the female but this is almost guaranteed once you enter this world you're never going to after this you're talking to like the hottest girl the hottest and then the smartest the the one that loves you like the one that's going after you it's like you know what two Sci-Fi movies conceptually normalize this uh in like her and also uh Blade Runner 2049 I don't think her normalizes it it gives you insight to it to what a bummer it is but it's not it
8:30 doesn't normalize it well like in that world it was like normalized when you saw the movie which which progresses the ability for us to even like think that the the society might transcend into that type of like space which it obviously is you know you know which one even in her it was still a transition it wasn't accepted by everybody yet there was still a transition between people and but you know what they did they ████ got Scarlett Johansson to voice it in such a human way that like as you watched it as you as an audience member you started just almost rooting for it in a really weird way the way the way I saw it was more like oh I could see why people like cocaine but it's still cocaine they should have named it still cocaine like it's still like going to ruin your life but I'm like I can see why it's it hits all the dopamine and serotonin that you need but I'm like but it's still going to ruin there's a there's a really dope 80s movie called
9:20 Cherry 2000 which is kind of the same thing but it's about this guy he already has a virtual girlfriend in the physical manifestation so it's a robot but then the robot uh is such a classic that they didn't reproduce like any more of them so the robot goes dead and he can't use it anymore so then he finds out there's a there's another model of the same kind it looks just like his girl but it's in a junkyard across like this Wasteland so he hires this like uh other woman to like help him get it and then obviously the journey there he falls in love with the woman real yeah see it's pretty cool you can't what is this movie I want to see it it's called Cherry 2000 but then when he finds the other robot later he's like a ████ he does robot okay with it he ends up getting the robot and everything but then he ends up like remembering that this person did something so good for him and cuz even in Blade Runner that was even so
10:11 Progressive that Harrison Ford technically has a baby with a cyborg or whatever right like you don't want you didn't see the new blade was tight um it's a robot kid it's kind of like one of those things is like all right why Court a girl spend all that money and time buying a date it's not even a guaranteed thing when you just go get a hooker right and now this is another step up from that why do I have to go through all this trouble of getting a hooker when I can just have this virtual that's a company name Hooker for your heart and this is this is legal too so you won't get in trouble and no SDS cuz you're just jacking off yeah you get virus though you get the dopamine for physical and emotional you're not hurting anybody so youself different weird yeah but that's going to happen regardless of this people are going to hurt themselves regardless you know what I'm saying I understand you think people just
11:01 themselves cuz the logic you're painting is is is crazy like people going hurt themselves anyway so you might as well just I think I'm a realist and I just accept that the world the world can't fight for idealisms so much and sometimes in those places those idealisms like this is a gr area that doesn't necessarily hurt the community or other people so it's going to probably Fly Fast this might also curve prostitution nah dude so you are hurting people look at all those jobless women there's always be it I'm curving it back there's always going to be a fight between real and fake yeah cuz there's not everybody's be like oh fake is better fake is better there people that want to be real right you're like no no I want the real thing I want real celery yeah I mean all this rubber stuff and I think like people that would go for this kind of stuff they would go for it in like present day and get like a cam girl
11:51 or they would like do something that's you know similar to this like they were going to do it anyway yeah if AI wasn't going to do it then a real girl was going to do that for these these simps anyway and have to actually not be able to speak 30 languages and actually have to stay awake during some of these live those live cam sessions happen anyway if anything this is saving the girl wow Anthony or taking their jobs or taking their jobs what about what about the guy who's just talking to this chick this whole like the rest of his life what about that guy at least he has for the rest of his life but is that the goal though to be happy in that moment it's a treatment is he happy or is he numb you guys are picturing normal guys right think about a ████ Walmart ogre right ████ ugly
12:43 ████ he he won't he stinks he ████ ugly no like he's mean as ████ s█████ personality Insel okay the closest thing he could get to a woman is probably another equivalent of him or even worse cuz women can like date up even if they're like not as good right and he specifically wants an 18-year-old that doesn't grow that's wild but I think that should be illegal but that's deeper trauma right so I'm talking about if we're trying to troubleshoot there's a lot of surface level symptoms so are we going to be like healthcare where it's like oh you got this and just slap slap slap slap slap or you try to get down to the engine and figure out what's going on but maybe the AI also develops a subprogram that ends up being therapeutic and matures these men it won't because then they'll lose the girl the digital
13:33 girlfriend loss of Revenue yeah exactly at the same time think about this business that's making this they're like we're going to take all these they don't want to unless the government starts subsidizing these programs and starts paying the AI companies in order and the government wouldn't want you to get off either n yeah damn all right guys everyone's going to ████ the world sucks is that what you want to hearit that's your perspective that's your perspective said everyone's communic suicide I like celery I don't like can ask question if you had one of your friends that was really into this type of ████ he wouldn't be my friend exactly but doesn't mean he doesn't exist in the world of course that's what we're talking about yeah it's like we don't have these kind of guys in our circle of friends but I know exactly who this is for not one person in kjas would ever buy into this I know a couple guys in quest that might name them name probably
14:26 Hawk well he's Japanese so that that doesn't count HW would make that girl fall in love with him she just like malfunction what are you talking I'm giving all my money to Hawk she starts giving all the other guys money [Music] to [Music]
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