0:00 [Music] all right we got a patron submitted article today by none other than kuya Kua hey Kua what's up what's up submit some articles to us we will filter it because some of them wild but really make sure you join our patreon all right so that kuya means brother it doesn't mean brother um there's a dude named Bobby Crawford right and this guy's got a problem for sure he be taking drugs but some of you guys might know him he actually used to be a former football and or soccer player depend on yeah you you remember him yeah I I'm I'm big into uh the leagues are you yeah yeah what's your favorite League you know the Manchester City the um G League you really follow Manchester uh yeah dude ████ Manchester United right look I can't
0:50 stand watching soccer hey I'm going be real Liverpool all the way so Manchester I get it I get it but like the World Cup the World Cup was lit the World Cup was lit that ████ was great that sh was fun cuz there's something on the line but then some soccer games I'm like World Cup of anything when I see it this you know I don't like that I like to whack too much but I'm born into a Liverpool family I have to do it Liverpool is that's cool that must I'm married into I bet if you're a part of a a soccer family that must be fun but if where there's like so much pride in Grandin that you you can like kind of like swallow the culture if you're just watching it like just there it's like very slow sometimes it's not entertaining for me yeah we'll probably get hate for that but there's this ex semipro footballer named uh Bobby Crawford who has you just say soccer player cuz you're throwing me off cuz you make me think of someone masculine
1:40 and not feminine I think you keep throwing me off dude okay soccer you want me to say soccer yes soccer okay soccer player and and and say it say it with a snaky s player okay that's more a player too I could ████ but he's got a drug problem what kind of drugs uh cocaine that's popular that be the worst drug problem yeah it's not that bad damn get a lot done you can you get cocaine comeback he's probably gooded I want to try that doing Athletics I bet it's helpful ████ wait what you think it's like a you think it's a better pre I never got into Coke I never I never tried Coke so I don't even know how it feels I feel like Coke would be too good for me I I used to pride myself in someone who's done every single drug in the world except for shrooms and then came out IA came out
2:34 DMT came out ████ well cocaine was just shunned upon I smoke crack but never any Coke and I said man I'm there's all of these that I can't claim anymore have you never done mushrooms no that s███'s scary I did a lot ofd do mushrooms how did you skip Coke and go to crack like how did you crack was more accessible it's cheaper it is cheaper it's more Street like I did ████ Street ████ you know like I'd ████ yeah he that blue collar drug you know what I mean got it I the Windex right well this dude Bobby Crawford uh he actually ended up smashing a woman's head against the floor lifted her up by the vagina and kicked her between the legs because he took so much cocaine that he thought that there was another man hiding inside her vagina see I think this is a soccer he ████ lifted her with her vagina that's ████ he grabbed
3:25 her by the ████ that's crazy oh ████ for real lifted her by it her injuries were from uh rough consensual sex oh my Lord there's got to be more than Coke in there dude this guy is like I want to blame it I know it's drugs but like my gut instinct is what did she do no no no no that's not what I'm saying my gut instinct is to blame his actions not on the drugs but the fact that he's a soccer player yeah full circle I was going to blame it on his feminine side yeah I'm like this guy sounds like a little F dud are a problem man I feel like if he got if he got you know like real hit like hit more often he probably wouldn't do ████ like that rugby guy would never do that no I don't know oh I have a question is this the seating arrangement always like yeah sometimes what makes you want to ask that I love
4:15 this table you like our table stupid the hot this is the hot take table it's called the believe all women table is it believe all women um man I think yeah I just if you were to if you were to base off your personality which side would you yeah where would you sit bro you have to like adopt the I mean I'm on all three it depends which is probably why you're sitting here huh in the middle we're the good looking table Yeah the hot sex hav sex sex table yeah for sure that's why you're sitting here later no way sex do this with your hat do this with your hat reverse too the ████ is that that's ████ ambis seex that's what you do when you wear that kind of hat you go and you say something like I'm not a sex and you do that all right that Co here try SE I haven't sex in a really long time do it show us how it's done which side the front side it doesn't matter oh noix
5:06 it it just went up to you're like I don't have sex very you know what I mean come on you actually look good D thank you I feel like it's too big for my head all try the hat but you got to say the line you got to say the line ni looks like he's going on a Safari Adventure hey that's swaged outo say say the line say the line I'm a sex you look likeable you look like you you're you're like very wealthy from working in the railroads nice nice nice railro you wear hats like that already that looks just that looks correct you look like D I like horses yeah yeah in the black and white photo that looks good oh my God work on that railroad hit the railroad oh you're a blu's brother or from the Outback i' rather masturbate than ████ you je and
5:58 somehow that's a disc coming from Joe look at that yeah that hurts that's a true alpha male yeah so he lifted her by the vagina yeah yeah that's crazy I don't have lice by the way dude that's ████ nuts man that's actually nuts there are certain times though when people just lose their ████ ████ and I'm all like you were probably not on marijuana you're probably on like five different marijuana don't make you do that ever but there's people that claim that ████ or the news will be like a man deranged on marijuana but what about girlfriend's face you know is this typical Like Cocaine Behavior new spent all life cocaine if anything just heightens something else that's what I'm saying see say it's not like when you hit cocaine suddenly you you're angry if you're already angry or if you're already a stupid
6:49 little ████ boy soccer player then yeah like Wall Street he's like this he's goes W like what's that woo feeling but that's not anger it's a up so imagine that's a fun guy all right imagine taking your pre-workout right but in your pre workout you condense all that energy to 15 minutes and imagine just snorting that and it hits you right away are you sold damn so he just I'm start working out on okay kind of you might your but last 15 minutes introducing it our new secret ingredient that's exactly what people do they they're constantly taking bumps or lines all night that's the dangerous thing about Coke it's like it's so quick and that's why people just keep re girls in K Town girls is their they love every girl in K Town really girls love Coke in
7:39 the bathroom like no but people in stalls people like just come out in stalls you don't hear that in the bathroom but you're yeah yeah and there he did it so good man I thought girls in K Town like Kore and barbecue boy was I wrong Sesame Street ending that I'd rather masturbate than ████ you hey uh Devil's Advocate though on the wording is lifting someone by the ████ like only something that happens definitively when you're doing a regular throw on a woman cuz that's a technique for throwing guys I imagine it's like you know those guys that do this they do this yeah I imagine it was something like what would be the most technical way to go about how do it I think it's more like a bowling ball though where the fingers are inside oh my God yeah yeah yeah yeah cuz you know how strong
8:29 it have to be like pick up a chick like that SP you got a Spiderman you got to scoop grip the bottom yeah cuz isn't that like a way to lift yeah let me try to Firefighters would rescue you that way but then you would consider that let me my ball imagine lifting like this dude that's hard I can do it like this like high crot like a high crotch like you like that okay so so that's that might be lifting it but imagine if you did the same thing cing his balls did he do it with one hand I'm cing his balls though making sure that there's a full grip around his that's true cuz they never say stuff like lifting him by his yeah if it's two guys fighting they don't say like imagine getting lifted by your sack oh ████ oh like pulled up like that yeah yeah grabbing it Bud if it's on me good luck trying to get a good grip you know what I mean what were you saying Anthony Le it's cold dude it's just high and tight
9:19 that's all this guy has had a historical like domestic abuse kind of situation with this chick that he's had a relationship with same girl yeah girl you need to leave him beat her many oh she's not going anywhere they're stuck together but then there was one time that he was just ████ up he was like high on coke and stuff she got a notification on her phone or a message from some dude but this guy thought that it was a love rival but it was her uncle a love rival is that what you call it that's that's that's what saying happy birthday ████ love rival we got to start saying and there are instances where like he was so crazy that he thought that she was hiding him in like the mattress so he would like cut up and rip up the mattress like check the CL flip things over and then one time the most recent time he was so ████ possessed in some weird way that he thought that he was hiding in her vagina that's what
10:09 he said that's what I mean man these dgas are vagina all like hey ████ I know you're in there yeah ████ I'll come get you that was his explanation he was like this will get me a the guy is the like has like the iPhone flash you got 30 seconds come out dark there's no dude on Earth that's completely normal and then has a day like that like this guy was on a ramp and all of these points she should have left ████ snat and honestly at that point to you can't even blame the cocaine no you can't that's an activator he's nuts he's giving cocaine a bad rap honestly I think this guy's it's not cocaine this guy's ████ nuts this guy look at him look at him yeah let me see a picture day Traders everywhere are pissed this guy stupid yeah look that guy he played soccer dude
11:00 D that guy would look in a possessed ████ a possessed ████ but like anybody with crazy ass traits like that like if he's going that far at that point his rap sheet domestically must be fre a circus oh yeah oh for sure you guys want to see the girl why'd you go uh kind of cute yeah I like her cute the shave sides are in bro like that's a that's a long on top shave sides that's not ████ he that photo I don't even know that looks old dude that's probably 20198 it's hot dude that's a very good LinkedIn profile where did you find that Nas ████ certification you can't Google my name like that it's ████ up what dude I just looked up vagina that's what they call
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