0:00 and can I was I you know attracted to the men maybe finally know that I'm gay [Music] so there's people on Reddit that have been talking a lot about things they didn't know until they lived with a woman and we're gonna read these These are good if we that women fart what's that what women don't fart dude we're gonna read these and see if we can relate I'm gonna read these out to you okay this one says um she'll let you believe you were clogging the toilet when it was really her has that ever happened not yet no not yet never happens that's never happened think real hard are you sure draining the shower type stuff because the hair 100 yeah dude when you learn how to snake it out though you feel like oh dude it's crazy
0:51 you can start my own Plumbing business what the ████ you get a new LLC use a wire hanger oh I tried doing that it didn't really work but I went to get a snake the snake is much better oh you actually got the snake I bought the snake you're not a handyman you're like a handy boy around your house when you uh when things belong to you and you choose to keep it in a certain place like on a shelf or in a specific drawer um and she says that it shouldn't be there and it should be somewhere else does that ever happen thankfully no oh that does happen Okay well she won't even tell me I'm like dude it was right here where is it she was like I'm like even if it's yours you put it here last time so why is it somewhere it doesn't make sense because that's a that's a popular uh meme about how like men can never find anything because it's like always gets moved around but it's really just right there yeah it's like off a little bit then you just can't see
1:41 it I'll say this about Tiff she'll Panic like looking for stuff and it's bright under her like right in her nose all the time oh so she'll like misplace things and she'll be looking everywhere but it's ████ right there but does she do that with your things that she doesn't even use no no she does it's nice thank God we're all psyched for good you know um have you ever I know I totally know you get me no I don't in your home has she ever hung her bra somewhere that it normally wouldn't be on yeah doorknob getting it I'm like right here she hangs her bra right here on his chest wow uh do you ever pick it up and try to wear it absolutely yeah boys boys come on no that's a thing yeah what do you do once
2:31 it's on do a little sexy walk you know no whoa do that again I go hey babe look and I do that and oh so she's there against killer Nick's probably like that it's a hit and she's just a ████ groaning note the reviews are in the reviews it's a hot show it's a hot show it's bra only nothing else like yeah people were saying that like they'll find the bra hanging on a doorknob or on a bed post end table Yeah you ever find just bras somewhere I feel like that happened a lot when like was younger I feel like nowadays uh more contained as a older you know where the ████ goes all right how about this the way that you fold the towels is incorrect excuse me that's never happened to you either no because I always folded the towels oh so your girl never did that no don't you just like corn or corner and then flip over you're not making swans
3:25 this guy's saying that he does the tri-fold and that his his wife wants to do the double so they get in a little thing about it which one saves more space though dude these people have too much time on there yeah I think that um who gives a ████ hey good job three times doesn't I make it like thicker so then you actually lose room yeah it's well it's you lose 3D room but it's still I think it depends on your cabinet oh and where you put the ████ towel it's not a rack I guess that's different or efficient yeah it's like if you got a thin cabinet you're gonna do whatever the ████ it's a ████ fold how about this no matter how many bobby pins are in the house there's always a need for more that makes sense I've used the bobby pins and it makes sense because you always just lose them hair ties the hair ties yeah hair ties are all yeah my cats take the hair ties not yeah not really there's always like a a specific place for him thankfully
4:15 um these are good questions finding hair in the shower and you think it's spider no I think they're spiders all the time and it's always we may not be the average guy who wrote this but also to come like does your girls like do they shed a lot of hair like does my girl like lose hair and then put in eight ████ legs no but no no but sometimes they get clumped up like if you have like a washing machine sometimes when you're washing clothes every now and then you'll get like a clump of hair that just is on the floor and you'll I I've been there it looks like a spider but it's not you realize it's hair and then you throw it away I mean I get it but it's not a big deal I mean there's always hair in a clump somewhere and she's always waiting for me to throw it away in the shower yeah I remember those yeah yeah but like I never think it's your job to throw it away she she likes to leave me little treats of work
5:06 there for like a week oh yeah yes it's my turn how about um has your girl wait let me just ask you this do you like having a trash can in the bathroom yeah yeah yeah that's where when you're done with the toilet paper you put the little yeah what do you wipe yeah I you know what's funny maybe white dudes don't what is that true why are you looking at me like I have affirmations because these guys are acting like women made them put up trash can in the bathroom if you guys commonplace right but that's like Asians always have trash cans in the bathroom right yeah we've always had a trash can yeah I mean you go to a hotel and there's always a trash can in the back I definitely understand how it makes a lot more sense for women automatically yeah but I think there's total convenience for a guy to have trash in the bathroom in general right whether it's like clipping your ████ nails to like throwing away a Q-tip to like throwing
5:57 away disposable contacts or like you know what I mean I think it's like something else yeah what do you want me to say it's the word you still use condoms dude you have sex still this is good we're disagreeing with a lot of this that's good so another person says God knows where my hands have been if she likes a candle in the house that either means the house stinks or she wants to have sex definitely not sexy definitely the house stinks my girl burns incense I love incense what does that mean I don't know I mean she's a horny dog because she wants it comment below if you guys got any ideas or are the feng shui's bad so they got a lot of incense you know my girl don't know what feng shui is I should be taunted that's why yeah it's haunted dude if it's haunted I'm ████ out how about uh these men have discovered that
6:47 RuPaul's Drag Race is a great show you know what I hear it's a good show yeah there's some white ████ dude these are white dudes I'm not gonna lie I took uh I took Nina for uh like our anniversary to the Vegas show the live show and can I was I you know attracted to the men maybe yeah you know because you heard it it's good to understand that by yourself man yeah what did I even share right now was that even cool should I take that but can we edit that out yeah no edit it in more louder repeat it yeah can I was I you know attracted to the men maybe we haven't watched the TV show but we have seen a live one can you make that like the the bumper clip in the beginning that little preview for the so people know what they're in for so if you want you guys finally know that I'm gay you're gay dude that's weird no it doesn't have the fourth wall thing I did again you see that how about this Kevin's mine's balloon
7:38 first time that you lived with a woman did you uh did you feel like wow there's a lot of steps before they can go to sleep like the stuff they do in the bathroom before going to bed I'm still learning that ████ I feel like it's a lot more what does she do yeah before it's like uh you know when you like first start dating I feel like they're not trying to show you how much craziness they might even go to sleep with makeup on you know try to wake up pretty or some ████ right the more comfortable you get the crazier stuff gets right like a bridesmaids like that yeah exactly nowadays it's like it's like two hours before they go to sleep two hours wow you know what I mean I'll like go to sleep we'll start brushing our teeth at the same time I'll go to sleep wake up for work and she'll still be like doing ████ like what so what kind of stuff did does she do before bed I don't have like the ████ scientific names for this stuff but just just get name them yourself scientific
8:28 name complicated but there's you know there's a lot of skin stuff oh like moisturize and I understand right because when you're like taking off like random layers whether it be like you know not saying there's makeup all the time but yeah you gotta clean your pores right yeah exactly but it's like there's like four different layers and then it's like you got to put on this type of like mask and then you gotta like have it sit there for 10 to 15 minutes so that's when you get in bed a book and after the alarm goes off you got to go back you got to take off that thing add this other thing she does that every night every night when I okay nobody this is not gonna make any sense I swear to God sometimes when I wash my face right my pores open up and then I get pimples oh that makes sense felt that though I feel like I when I used to wash my face as a kid it's when the pimples came so I never I never so I know I don't use face wash I'll like throw like rinse and do all this stuff but like now that I don't
9:19 do that I feel like my natural oils or whatever I'm like pretty good with it she like hates me for it you ever think that it's like a dirty towel after you wash your face your pores open up you put the dirt into your face it could be yeah because a lot of towels are dirtier than we think yeah that's true Tan's got great skin but dude I think my nighttime routine is pretty long too because I recently got braces off so I have to do like retainers and do all this ████ and like you know and then 25 minutes of this ████ yeah yeah you just had a retainer yeah and I got a floss and ████ too oh but that's you know but but normally people only floss like every other I have to do it every day because now the teeth I've shifted there's like holes where the food is always you'll do the little like the little ████ bows or whatever sometimes they get stuck in my teeth y'all but anyways what's next what's the next thing they get stuck
10:09 yeah yeah cause I got I got like crazy I gotta like start freaking out one of my molars is like cracked in the back so it always gets stuck on there I thought you were perfect it's a disappointment it's like ████ up actually I should see somebody so that is pretty much the last one um and then I think there's a nice one at the end that says like it's nice to have someone around that gets excited for you what else what else happens that you guys see in your in your significant other stuff is there anything that pisses you off a little bit no no one thing for me that I noticed once I started Living with a girl was the toilet seat ████ it's like what oh believe you just leave it up ████ out of the toilet seat
11:00 you're in a house full of guys it's like the toilet seat is just up but then when you start living with a girl it starts it's always down now so it's like oh ████ I gotta lift it up if I want to use it you want to know a little uh sad hack if you want to know if another dude has been in your house and has taken a piss what look under the seat because there's always a little tinkle um so if you just cleaned it and that ████ appear as women can't make that happen they don't know how Ryan is zany who's wild that's it yeah turn it off dude ████ video dog I got a piece so bad
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