0:00 [Music] Okay, some of you are definitely going to get pretty heated about this. You're going to >> Melissa said I wasn't cool, so I'm already pretty heated. >> That's not what I said. >> I'm at 7030 right now, so I got nothing to gain. >> 8020. >> Everything to lose. >> Everyone is depressed. >> I have a tattoo. Just so you know, >> I'm being really defensive and insecure like Nick usually is. >> Whoa, dude. I'm usually not insecure. >> Don't be afraid to be honest, but if you guys get an argument about this, stay friends afterwards, okay? Just please. All right. The question is, is it weird? >> Yes. >> To like hentai? >> No. >> No. If is it is it? >> Wait. It's not weird. >> It's not. >> It's weird. >> Is it video game characters? >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. Who's a yes and who's a no? >> He actually has. >> The answer is that's weird. Yes. >> Yes. Who's a yes? It's weird.
0:50 >> Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. How about this? What's weird? Dead ████ >> It's cartoon porn. >> Cartoon porn. >> Cartoon. >> Pornography. >> Show us over here. We don't know what it is. >> No. I just was like showing an example. >> Is that kind of like >> Is that kind of like the the very beginning of a >> That's Sailor Moon, bro. >> Just suck it, ma'am. >> At least it's boy. >> That's a Steve line. >> Is that weird? No, it's a romance novel for guys. >> It's not weird. What the ████ is weird? >> Feet sucking. >> Feet loving. >> Don't yuck our young loving is weird. >> Anony's really quiet. You want to know my answer? >> Tell the camera. Tell the camera. >> He's on something nice. He's nice. He's not saying anything. >> Say it to the camera. >> I'll tell you. It's less >> also texting Nina. I'm sorry. >> Wait.
1:41 Did you say >> we did a video earlier? >> She's dangerous. >> First of all, Clock Boy, fix figure out your ████ >> I'm not ████ boy yet. >> Clock boy, figure out your ████ Second of all, send me that link. >> Clock ████ Clock ████ Talk ████ >> This is what you got to understand. Is it weird? >> No. >> Yes, it is. Is all weird bad? No. >> Oh, that's a good He's a lawyer. >> But But is it weird? Yeah. So, who can a ████ Hey, >> don't say who gives ████ me. ████ you. ████ you, man. ████ you, man. ████ you, man. >> On the ranking weird >> on the r on the ranking of weird. Okay. I would put foot jobs on the weirder than anime head. >> I agree with what did you just win? I proved my puss. What's weirder than foot jobs, >> dude? It feels good. >> Kaka peepee poo poo in the mouth.
2:32 >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh my god. Yeah, of course. >> Wait, not pee. Not pee pe. >> That's his German side. >> Not PK fire. >> Not pee pe. >> Head's eyes weird. >> Um, >> now now that AI is becoming more common. >> That's not always. It's almost >> No, but it is cuz they're both fake. >> It's almost the same. >> Good answer. Good answer. That's really good. I don't think that's >> But these ones someone physically made. >> I think this is weirder. I don't need more examples. >> Someone drew these. More examples. More examples. >> I understand. >> Someone have like someone drew Aladdin. That's the same thing. >> If it's Oh. Oh, wait. So, it's actual cartoons. >> Yeah. >> Okay. You know what's weird? >> Like real cartoons? >> Yeah. We can't see it over here. Can you send us? >> You know what's weirder than hentai? Marge Simpson getting ████ >> Oh, that's >> That is weird. I think that's the same category. So that's not it's not
3:24 specific. >> It's tunes. I guess >> cartoon. So if it's >> What is the difference between hentai and the hentai Japanese? I would say that's all one. No. >> Tunes is American. >> Okay. >> Here. Let me break it down to you ████ Okay. >> Oh, here we go. >> Henti is like romance novels and >> octopuses. Penetration. No, but that's different because it's like when you look at a cartoon and it's being par parodyied, that's different from a a novel. >> Okay. Okay. I see you. >> Oh, it is different than a novel. >> Wait, wait. You're saying I don't think ████ are reading this ████ >> You read these. You read these like >> No, I think they're jacking it. No, there was dialogue. No, there's there's videos. >> Look at all the dialogue in this. >> It's a lot of it's it's more reading. >> Hi, ma'am. >> Yeah. Look,
4:14 >> I'm ████ tell you guys, it's a male romance novel. Like, it it's it's the story. Like, there's a lot of story and then that's what turns you on. >> But the build the build up. >> So, it's a comic book, but porn. >> Yes. So, it's a guy's version of a uh what is that called? >> That is not a comic book. >> Like smart novels. >> Yeah. Yeah. Cuz you know how girls read it. >> Yeah. Danielle Steel. >> Exactly. It's the same ████ but it's for guys. >> That's what I keep ████ saying. Do you ever finish the comic >> or do you finish the >> No, here here's a story. You can hear like >> Oh ████ No, don't don't play it. You guys have to blur it. Blur it. Look listen. Not yet. >> Ew. The sound. >> Was that a bug? >> Oh, this is dubbed. No, you got to do the OG. >> The Japanese ones are better.
5:04 >> That's gross. >> So, it looks like that. I just want to show what it looks like. >> Don't be a nerd. K's like K's like immediately knew as soon as the first second of audio is in that room. So is this weird you think? >> Watch. Watch. It's two girls. >> Like is this not >> Oh my god, her thighs. >> Yeah. >> Are they Would you like those? >> Okay. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. >> Time of the month though. >> Show the camera. Show the camera. I already closed. I closed. >> Wait. So that >> Glend is getting a little hot and bothered. >> Wait. So you >> What's that website? Your hard stance >> Glenn is getting a little bashful. >> Your hard stance is that it it's just demented. >> Bad. >> No, demented. No, you said weird. The answer is yes. It's weird. >> It's weird. >> Sometimes own is weird. >> Isn't that what hentai means? >> Demented. >> Weird. >> Pervert.
5:54 >> Yeah, it's like >> weird perverted. >> I thought it's not the equivalent of like looking at normal porn. I thought it was >> That's weird because the word hentai sounds so cute. >> Does it? >> It is a cute associated with pornography. >> Name your dog hentai. It's like crazy perverted. It's like crazy weird. Yeah. >> So, it means weird. >> It's weird, but it doesn't mean like you can't do it or you should be arrested. >> Oh, okay. Okay. >> Yeah. It's just weird. >> It's just like if somebody >> like What if it's like drawings of the things that you should be arrested for? >> Okay. Well, that's >> Hold on. >> What if it becomes like the number one search on porn at whatever year? It does it become weird if it's a normal thing now? >> Oo, >> you're fighting real hard, kid. I mean, it can like you're >> I would still think it's weird just because it's popular. If it's weird to me, I think >> I'll say this. If I You hear how she
6:44 said that? She said popular. >> Trendy, stupid. >> The word trendy. >> I don't know. >> Popular. >> Shut the ████ up. Told you. >> Oh, why you do that so I >> told you. Okay. >> You never saw No Wicked >> from Wicked. >> I haven't seen it yet. >> I never >> Oh my god. You haven't seen Wicked. All right. When you watch regular porno, right? Cuz it's like regularly expect accepted. But then when you see a guy delivering pizza and his dick is through the dick hole of a pizza and then they ████ that's weird, too. >> I feel like it's all weird, bro. >> That's like >> I like Joe's. I want more Joe example so that we can find the meter, you know? >> But we used to have when I used to have house parties. When I used to have house parties at my old place in Korea Town, I used to put Big Sauces Pizza, one of the greatest porn sites of all time, up on the screen and I would have Big Saus
7:35 Pizza playing the whole time. >> That's weird. >> And the bit was that Big S pizza is funnier than it is sexy. >> Like watching a bunch of girls like like be surprised that this guy pulls his ████ out of a pizza in the whole middle of pizza is way funnier than it is sexy. And therefore, everyone felt comfortable in my party. >> But would it become sexy? Not really. You know what it is? Okay, so you know what was the funniest thing about this? >> That's a pepperoni. >> The funniest thing about big sausage pizza. >> There's no hole in the the freaking aluminum. >> Oh, there's definitely holes in the aluminum. >> The funniest thing about Big You know where they put that plastic thing? There's always a hole there, darling. No. Um, >> no. No. So, the funniest thing about Big Sausage Pizza was sometimes it would be like clearly a frozen pizza and then sometimes like they clearly got delivery. Yeah. So you're like why what
8:26 why did what's the differential? What what makes them go like one day like we got to get a frozen pizza and then they go we're going to get delivery today. >> It's probably because someone forgot to get the frozen pizza to get >> delivered is more expensive. >> Yeah. Yeah. There's fees. >> Depends how much that girl is. >> Hey Ken, when was the last time you searched the hentai? >> Like ████ yesterday. >> This is the best ████ dude. And she's like, "Oh yes, this is what I ordered. This sausage pizza. Thank you." >> She's so relieved. Does the hentai give you a false like image of how real women are? >> No, because it's okay. I think the thing about fantasies is you want to keep it there and so it reminds you like, oh, this is the real world and that's fantasy. >> I make eye contact with reality. >> Am I right, Anthony? Am I right? >> I view porn the same exact way. Like these are just actors. Like this is not
9:18 real life. >> These are real people. >> Yes, they are. But but what they're portraying >> their bodies are >> Yeah. But what they portray isn't like doesn't represent >> real life. In real life they don't have fairy wings, dude. >> In real life they don't have fairy wings. >> Yep. >> And I think that's a big significant difference. >> Like all the tentacles ████ like I think it's just >> I'm just talking about straight body like because because anime is always very like everyone's so voluumptuous. So >> there are some voluumpuous cal >> but then these pop out out of nowhere. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that's not what's getting people off. >> Okay. But but this guy got this guy got me into the piranhas where the chicks have big old fake dicks and they're blasting come to the ceiling. >> Futinari. God damn. >> That was you know that was actually built by it's David elsewhere's company. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He
10:08 told me about >> and you're you're literally rejecting it. >> No, he does a lot of he does a lot of Shout out David elsewhere. He does a lot of fetish uh websites and stuff. Makes hell money. of the dancer in the orange shirt that just goes like a nerdy ass. >> Okay. Well, >> so somebody's yum out there, for example, is like, "Hey, I wish a girl had a huge ████ that could come to the ceiling." And you're going, "Yuck." That's what you're doing. >> Stop yucking their young. >> You ever wish that >> you're yucking the yuck? >> You're yucking the yuck. >> Do you see how prejudice you are right now? >> It almost feels like it's a fetish that you're >> I'll tell you what, I can see your yuck and I can see his yuck. >> Stop saying yuck. industry might be might have less victims >> because they're not real people. >> Yeah, Olaf, >> for sure. >> If you really think about it, right, you're just getting horny off of a man's thoughts. >> Oh, damn. That's for sure. >> Well, same with porn in that director.
10:58 >> James Bond, dude. I came to James Bond stuff before. >> James Bond Jr. the cartoon. >> James Bond Junior. >> No, like when >> you jack it off to anime. That's a man's imagination that you're jacking off to. >> Halle B. That's a guy's thoughts probably. >> Yeah. You mean you mean swordfish? >> Weird that if it's fake cartoons, but if it's the real cartoons, like who were you talking about? Marge or what? That's I think that's weird. >> By the way, thank you. >> When they're based on real IP, that's weirder. >> Yeah. Yeah. Like not all weird is bad. >> It's not all weird. And by the way, Lois on Family Guy, I'm way more down to watch her get ████ hard. >> Oh, wait. That's weird. E >> Oh, PETA. >> Wait, what's you're yucking that? Yum. You're yucking my yum on that. All right. You're yucking >> the whole video, dude. >> Wow, she's so hot.
11:50 >> Hey, that Hey. >> Hey, that'd make anybody a family guy right there, brother. >> Me. That's >> I know. It's weird. >> That's weird. >> There's levels. E. >> Oh my god. >> Sick, dude. Steve's thoughts are weird. You were waiting for someone to buy. >> What is weird about it too is like because it's a cartoon, you can literally draw anything happening to anyone. >> Rainbow, you sound like you need imagination. >> It's like growing grass. I had to see that. >> So, your fantasies can go way crazier with hentai. >> That's true. >> But that's the See, the thing is, which one did you look up, Ken? Which actual >> Jupiter? You sick ████ >> Have you looked up one piece about Sailor Mars? >> What's Sailor Jupiter? >> One Piece. >> One Piece. There you go. >> You've looked up One Piece hentai. >> I sure have. And I looked at it. I was like, >> "No, this is not it." Which one? Which
12:40 one is you? Watching ████ a bunch of people or what? >> No, I want like Roger Rabbit. >> No, I don't want >> I don't want to watch Dragon Ball and and want them to ████ >> even though it's hot. Yo, I want >> sexualized like to kill two birds. >> I don't want to ruin >> Yeah, >> I love Dragon Ball Z and I love penetration. >> I love being massively entertained by Dragon Ball Z and also I love color. >> Why are you looking up? >> Yo, >> Dragon Balls is right there. Oh no, >> looks like >> that's my dog freezer. >> Oh my god, he's level 9,000. >> That's why he a king. >> That's King Frieza. You can't use his name because of the character continuity because that would never happen >> cuz he has hella hair. >> He wouldn't use a scouter while he's
13:30 making love. Hey, but wouldn't you want to see Jessie from Wouldn't you want to see Jesse from Team Rocket Naked? >> Yeah. >> What the fantasy? >> Really? I thought she was a woman. All out. Trap you. >> Everything right there is such a setup though. Like once he goes Super Saiyan, it's like you know it's coming and then >> wait. You guys remember that skinny little blackhead? And he's like, he's like this. My name is Jacob and I'm a Super Saiyan. >> That was like 2012, dude. He's like, I'm a ████ Super Saiyan. I think this kid probably got killed by bullying at some point cuz this kid was just like he just started doing it like and he's like the best ever.
14:20 >> Yeah, it it was incredible. But then my favorite thing was that people started to put graphics on him to make him not look so stupid. And it look like he did went Super Saiyan. >> Okay, be honest. Hottest cartoon you've been attracted to even when you were younger. >> Prince Eric. Huh? >> Prince Eric said it. >> Oh, Jessica Rabbit's a That's her casino mask. What are you gonna say? >> I knew it. >> Prince Eric. >> Wait. Okay. This one's really weird. This one's going to be really weird. >> It's okay. We're It's okay. We've discovered that. Iago. Iago. >> Theago. I know it. >> The Darnia. But the lion. What's his name? >> Alan. >> Alan. Lion. >> Cuz you're an ass. I was about to be like tw >> Liam Nie's voice >> is it in the movie? >> What about what about Alan? >> I don't know. >> Alan or Mufasa.
15:11 >> It's not literally what he looked like. >> It's a tattoo. He could be a tattoo. >> It was the vibe. It was the vibe. That's what >> I mean the how does that [Music] >> is that just not every line? What's the difference? >> You got Morgan Freeman's voice. >> Character is character. His character. >> Wow. See Melissa B. >> Why don't you come into the closet and >> Melissa into my wardrobe? >> You got Hey, how you get out through the closet? The wardrobe. have closets. >> When you when you saw Mufasa, >> Melissa, Melissa, >> when you saw Mufasa, were you like, [Laughter] >> if Alan offers you some Turkish delights, you jumping on that thing or >> Dan Hella teeth? Look at that. >> Tinder Tinder profile pick.
16:03 >> When Muazo is like everything the light touches, you were like, "Touch me, touch me, touch me, touch me." I got into the light. >> That's not That's not like a cartoon cartoon. >> His teeth are 5 in soft. Hey, Prince. >> Prince Eric's kind of weak, though. >> Weak. So cute. >> He's the only one that doesn't have powers. He's kind of weak. >> Is he weak? >> Why is he weak? >> He's just a dog lover. That's all he is. Stirs the freaking boat. >> He's so He was so nice to her. >> You know, one year for Halloween, Tiff wanted to be uh my wife wanted to be Ariel, and I was like she wanted me to be Prince Eric. So, I was like, "Nah, that's too lame." So, I was >> You were like, "I'd rather be Shrek." >> Sebastian. You were Sebastian. >> No, I was Sebastian. I was King Triton. I was King Triton. Brother, >> you would be good. Flounder. >> Wait, you were so you were her dad. >> Yeah. You know, I was milking that. You
16:54 know, I was like, "Come here, Ariel. I would like to kiss the meat on. Don't bring me." >> Daddy daughter. >> You are a good flounder, bro. >> I'm not flounder, dude. Take that back. >> That's so That's >> Hey, you said I look like the the guy from Shark Tail. Remember? >> Hey, editor, put that side by side. >> You said I look like the guy from Shark Tail. It was like that loud. >> What's it called? A fingerab. >> Oh, yeah. You do. >> No, I don't. No, I don't. >> That's him. You do. >> Oh, god damn. That's Nick. Why is it >> me? This guy's a ████ celebrity. >> Hey, Ryan, pull up Blobfish next and see. >> He's a hella lips. Like, >> I love >> Hey, Nick. He got hella lips. >> Nick, is that >> Was that Will Smith? >> Yeah. >> Is it? >> That's pretty cool. And then there's this >> you would do Ursula.
17:44 >> I love you guys to pick a fictional character. Go. Don't jack off while we talk about this. >> Put your dick away, dude. >> That's a good That's Nick. >> Is that a Pokemon? >> There's like nothing character to just smash a 2D. It has to be a 2D character. >> Oh, Lola Bunny. >> Hey, are you ready for this? >> Lola Bunny Beastiality. >> Space Jam. I was like, "Good." >> Uh, by the way, if we take it, you can't have it. So, if I claim it, you can't have it. >> Zero suits Samus. He's You sick ████ >> She's mine. >> Show me. I don't >> is literally standing up. >> She's mine, dude. >> Yeah. Zero. >> No, cuz yesterday he showed me zero suit. >> I'll take I'll take Can I have two? >> I'll take Ursula when she got the voice. >> When she got So, just Ariel
18:36 >> when she looks like a Latina. That one. >> Yeah. Yeah. Latina. >> That's Samus. >> That's Samus. Zero suit. >> Put her in the blue suit. >> Oh, okay. You want to see less skin? All right, gay guy. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> See less skin. >> Yeah. >> He's like, I want Chi when she gets ripped up by Vega. >> Damn. Zero, >> brother. >> With the suit on. >> The shoes kill it for me, dude. I'm out. >> Laser. >> They look like rollerblades without wheels. I don't like it. >> That's the >> Actually, give me another picture. >> I don't know. Humans. >> Yeah. No, no, no. >> He picked a rabbit. >> Yes, >> I can see why Aerys likes the Ursula when she's human. It's a freaking angry Latina. >> You like a mean. Hey, that's cool. I like a mean, too. >> No recollection. >> Yeah, I like a mean. >> That's her what face? >> When I was young, a Goofy movie. Who was Max into? >> Oh, Roxan. She was a cutie. >> She also had like ears. Like, what's up
19:27 with you, >> dude? She's Roxan. >> I like when they have the floppy ears with the tails. She's mixed. >> I a mad at Tifa either. Hey Tifa, shout out Tifa. >> There's your girl. >> Hey, what's up Roxan? >> Roxan. >> Oh yeah, at Final Fantasy. Oh yeah. Games count. >> RKUK. >> Is good. Which one is the girl with the cat paws in the fighting game? >> Felicia. >> From Darkstalkers, >> what's her name? >> Laura Croft, brother. >> We're nerding out dog. Tomb Raiders. >> Square. >> Yeah, square boobs. >> Polygon. Polygon. Low key, this is really if you guys don't know. Hell yeah. Felicia. Yo, dude. I'm a puzzle fighter, man. >> What the You guys are ████ up. >> I know why you're a cat guy. >> He likes to meet you. >> Yeah, he likes to
20:18 >> Who's the girl in Killer Instinct and her >> fool. >> Yo, Orin and her fight her fatality is turning over >> and they die. >> Sick, bro. >> That's a good one. Oh, Sonia Blade, dude. Give me that Sonia Blade, bro. >> Sonia Blades >> or or Mai from King of Fighters. >> Okay. Okay. You're not allowed to choose >> humans. You're not allowed to choose humans. >> 2D 2D characters. It can be 2D characters. >> My from >> No. You know what? Now that I look at Orchid's like actual portrait, she looks like Mrs. Huxable from like Cosby Show. >> She was like Cleopatra. >> Mrs. Hux. >> Janet Jackson. >> I didn't She does look like Janas. >> Fair. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I think we just matured. Huh? >> No. From Killing Sync one. >> Yeah. Hey, we we got better, huh, boys? >> Yeah, >> that's true. They made her vote for Roxan. >> Anthony likes >> They made her less Asian than the second one, but the first one, she looks like a
21:08 freaking stereotype. >> Let's go. >> Kill the combo. Kill >> I wish real boobs had five uh dimensions. >> That's what I really >> Well, so I guess um Ken wins this episode. >> Why? >> No, he doesn't. >> You guys are all horny for cartoons. >> So, you like Eric only Eric? >> Dick's still out. Jafar, do you like >> Jafar had no sex about the Sultan? >> Hey, I don't know if Ken wins if she likes Alan. She started beastiality as >> cool. He's like, "Dude, >> the salt." >> She's like, "Hey babe, take me to the ████ zoo, will you? >> You watch a lot of lions recently. >> I thought we were going to the zoo soon." >> Babe, you know I don't get turned off in captivity. >> What's that after? >> I want a safari. >> They need to be wild, sweetheart. They need to be wild. Hey, can we get a wardrobe?
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