0:00 [Music] a family is suing meta because they believe instagram gave their daughter an eating disorder that's probably true that's probably ████ very true okay hold that as i give you more details let me know when you've like untethered yourself i've untethered i think it's ████ more critical thing you're already turning on me let me tell you jump the gun my emotions got the best you regret it it's at least let me tell you a story okay yes so this is gonna be uh not what you think it is off of that one statement and it's already done dude he'll be sleeping next to his chick and then he's like let me tell you this for you it's three in the morning
0:50 you think oh it's probably because there's so many hot girls and she's comparing yourself ah that's too basic what this story really is is there's so much food vloggers and she's just like there's so much food in the goddamn world and then she's eating and she can't stop eating because it's true your recommendations wait what kind of eating disorder is it the one where they don't eat or they eat too much the dogs the donate the donuts oh it's the basic car yeah it's type eight sorry what's the real story yeah so that's what's happening how old is she daughter okay all right so remember you're keeping your old feelings don't let go yet well i'm keeping them forever bro this kid is 13. she came she shouldn't even be honest exactly but she's old enough for kisses though like you know like 13 is according to mcbee that's a ████ fact no i don't believe that i don't that's not my statement behind me
1:40 clint eastwood it's also colleen's feelings now she agrees with that yeah she's a big fan of that club i'm a big fan show this kid mr eastwood we ████ love it this kid 13 i ended up signing out for instagram like kind of behind her parents back of course uh so already my personal take like what that's bad parenting already at that point right but of course hold on hold on to what you felt why she got an iphone at 13 years old and then she also downloads one of those apps that changes the icon so it looks like it's just a calculator you could do that she's genius wow also what generation are these parents that they didn't know that you could do that i know i didn't i did not know that we're ████ huh yeah if we have kids we're ████ up i used to do that at school with ████ windows 3.1
2:30 you could change the icons you could hide games she's smarter than i am like take a photo and then go to your edited photos and just do a black box over it so it just looks like a black photo in your in your phone crafty i've never done that scandal now when i worked at a highrise the games on my computer were so ████ boring i would rather work you're telling me you didn't have oregon trail or trail you needed to download oregon trail bro i think it was hard i would always go hunting you lose bullets so this kid is now 19 and has uh had to struggle with mental health issues suicidal thoughts oh ████ it's been that long also yeah and the eating disorder and everything so now our parents are suing because i think that instagram is responsible for my whole thing is look inflation's crazy all the markets are wild you gotta ████ try something
3:22 you gotta try to come up and you're not bad not bad meta has a lot of money get creative yeah that has a lot of money i mean dude it's like it's like the geico getting sued right now for the thing we talked about yeah cause the guy got std in the car yeah that is confusing though man cuz like on my feed i have nothing but um like kind of like hot fitness models and then food and then back and i'm just like yo i'm trying to stay fit but i'm still hungry and the food is delicious it's like i can't even like choose do i want to be fit or hungry i can't be both that's pretty difficult i think the parents are just kind of dumb it's like can't you just tell your kid like that's not real hello she changed the app like she didn't didn't realize until now is the best dad ever if i was the parent i am the best parent ever hello it's not real you freaking idiot yeah that's what i would tell my kids
4:13 five to one bad parenting you still think it's medicine i think it's mark zuckerberg's fault how did you do interesting i'll take it a step further i think i think the zuck is being there's one more detail that i can share that you might win you might win bring it dude let's go who invented the apple iphone i think it's steve jobs fault damn he's but he's dead now he he created the zoom function yeah he was she said big smile i was the big innovator so uh one thing that has come into scrutiny is that if instagram itself is not meant for kids to be looking at why does the social media giant spend millions of dollars researching and developing product features that the algorithm bro but let's be real though like let's be real like there are app developers that create this to make sure that it's really hard for you to
5:03 ████ look away it kind of is reminiscent of jewel remember jules like how the marketing got really ████ destroyed because because it's like not meant for kids but yeah well that's what they say to save face exactly on lex freeman's podcast they had this social media expert on and he's like a researcher college professor whatever the ████ but his whole thing is like no teenagers should be allowed to be on social media but why because they have actual good content they have great content we're in competition with all of them they're taking our jobs and i can't compete with this bro how much to do fitness post when they're creating the best content they have their fingers on the pulse it's true though you have like people going over the tick tock like yikes they're so ████ creative they're taking a job they have studies they have studies and practical
5:54 application of like this is definitely not good for teenagers of course they probably didn't need studies to tell you why not good for ████ 40 year olds too and that was the point he was making right and it's like yeah it's now it's uh it's it's pretty much proven that this is harmful for kids have you ever seen boomers on facebook dude that s███'s bad yeah yeah you see enough profile pics of them like looking at it and they're too busy looking at q and on and stuff using using their status as a google well dude we're way too into comparative reality too where it's like i'm on my phone and i'm seeing other people doing ████ but they're pretty miserable too but then they're not showing that they're just showing me the perfect life and so it's like oh i wish i was like them oh i'm gonna compare myself to that that's true i never show that like after my hike i take a picture by the waterfall all happy and as soon as the phone goes down i'm crying yeah if they made it illegal to misrepresent your happiness level on social media
6:44 they'll be dope damn so many people would be out of business how do you audit it yeah that's touching on so many different you just have a guy go to your you have a guy visit you he just comes to your door and goes come on really come on that'll make you crack yeah you're like you got me suckers oh it takes a little lean like for real you uh posted this pretty nice thing about your wife do you really love your wifey son of a ████ [Laughter] bob from next door says your wife's kind of a ████ are you positive was that creme brulee really the best one you've ever had in your life in your life we're talking life life i don't know about it i don't know i have doubts i've done auditors the auditors is the trick we just need one-to-one auditors that's it what is the uh solution to social media i think social media is a tool how you use it is
7:35 entirely up to you and it's kind of a nick okay and how do you ████ use it you use that as a tool or as a crutch yeah what's yours huh huh which one really he uses to jerk off yeah yeah it's my tool as a crutch that's how i use it i use it to escape yeah it's okay i use it to watch haas bulla videos that is the ████ that's a good news are you a fan of haas bulla no have you seen him you know who he is do you know who he is no oh he's just a little kid you don't know who else bull is he's like this little kid but he's not the baby man you've probably seen him yes i don't know the name but yes are you a fan um yeah there's a right answer i guess [Applause] yeah how could you not be a fan that could i wonder what he's gonna grow up into
8:25 he's already grown up he's just trying to spread the word of islam uh like 19. okay what is he doing he spreads the word of islam well he's doing interviews really nice what we all should be doing i like during his interview he was like i don't watch cartoons i'm not a kid i'm a full-grown adult he's like my brain is fully developed i'm like he has chocolate all over his face from eating chocolate ice cream chocolate sauce yeah but that was you know he was hungry and he's like i'm a full-grown adult i don't watch cartoons you ever seen him feed a monkey forget about it that's what i'm saying the best content there is him holding a gun him holding a briefcase and holding anything very adult is a leg i'm getting hit in the face with a yoga ball while he's doing the wrong machine i want to know what zuckerberg had to say about this he said shut up he hit back at claims saying that his platforms were detrimental to oh wait he
9:17 hit back at the people saying that it was detrimental by replying with he thought that his social media made difficult times better rather than worse well yeah it's how you use it it's how you use it it's how you use it but for the context of a 13 year old girl probably not the best thing yeah i think developmentally i think like i mean we're ████ we've already been decided that we're idiots so we wouldn't look at ████ and use it badly we're developed you said you said the parents didn't let her have one so she faked one yeah no i mean what that's too ████ do as a kid like but then that's what it means like as a parent you should be able to find your kids dumb ass tricks like that yeah you're pretty crafty yourself my friend yeah you're a crafty fella i don't know that i could figure that out i don't know i didn't get away with too much i could barely find out how to find jk news reels i'm always like hey guys show me how to get on this ████ real ████ but also we had ████ generational asian parents that aren't
10:08 gonna know ████ but like now it's like what's your excuse if you're like an american parent that you have a smartphone yourself exactly exactly yeah yeah i like social media because it's just my whole life i will never delete it dude i mean i've made so many friends like real life friends from i made a whole career out of this yeah i'm addicted to social media what do i do yeah you should put 988 on instagram like oh need help tap like a little tap yeah but no one's going to ████ pick up that's just not fixed yet you know need help yes i do can you help me order the pizza what if it's a bot the way that they have like bots for like amazon they're not good enough yet they're real alexa can barely talk to me about ████ it's a one-way conversation yeah it's so you're not a fan of ai mental health counselors all she does is pull up
10:58 wikipedia i could ████ do that you know dude i love coming home sometimes and like uh i hear my wife and she's like in the living room and she's clearly been talking to alexa for a long time like she's having a like tell her a ████ story and then she'll like it's just alexis telling her story and then nicki is like pick choosing your own adventure with the story oh cool but i'm like you're the only person who is using this in the world right wait you could do that i didn't know yeah i don't even know you could do that she sits there and does it all the ████ time i yell at alexa i go alexa shut the ████ up and then she was like i'm sorry i didn't know what i did wrong you better you better watch batmouth and alexa dog you know what i mean she might come to the sheets she's going to remember well i guess we can't be mean to our our uh our products like that you're never seeing south park they're gonna ████ you up dude no no crazy they
11:48 people don't forget do you have smart fridge yet no but i have a smart air purifier dude ████ is a smart air purifier this is what this is what it is i walk into the house no it's like it's like so many bucks it gets so triggered even the alexa i'm like what is this for dude you go you go alexa turn on the air and then she just does it just push the button can [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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