0:00 [Music] a cop in toronto has been uh suspended for three months oh no and also a demotion what do you do steel poutine stupid canadians stupid dumb kids what did you steal hockey pucks ████ sell fake maple they actually fired at a man who had his back turned oh and they missed this close oh he was running so he's getting fired from being a bad shot that's what it sounds like right now he hit something how can you miss something so closer she hit something else yeah that's a female officer she fired at this guy she pulls him over yeah right she basically has like bond villain aim by the way like holy ████ bond henchmen name but yeah she pulls this guy over
0:51 and she thinks he's driving drunk and then he immediately gets out of the car and starts ████ taking off running a stolen car we don't know but then or we don't know why he's not armed he's not armed but he looks like he's running towards the car no he's right yeah he's running backwards he's running away from her and then she fires and misses him and then he just gets on the ████ ground puts his hand hands over his head and then her partner arrests him and so she got in trouble for shots fired she got in trouble for missing no no how do they know if uh that wasn't a warning shot or did she just admit he can't do warning shots right i think warning shots she's like i tried to shoot that dude in the butt and i missed they determined that it was not a warning shot it was a lack of judgment i don't know what the laws are there but i don't think you can shoot people from running away from you no you cannot and so that's what she got demoted so that's the lack of judgment is to pull her i
1:42 thought you're going to say some ████ like she ████ hit something else and i'm like oh my because that bullet's got to go somewhere it's not like golf ████ thank you you missed something and then that's it it's like yeah there's consequences yeah she even owned it too she was like yeah i totally like freaked out freaked out and she put this is this one should it be cops is this another case for why women shouldn't be caught you know what i mean well we know why men should have we already know why men shouldn't be cops so why not include them too too i know equal yeah yeah nobody should be cops no not even cops yeah for real and they say that because she basically immediately owned it um they promoted her again they're to promote her to lieutenant no okay they see her action since this event and the observations of those supervisors in a position to observe her behavior has demonstrated that she has the potential
2:32 for reform so or to be rehabilitated the only way to reform is to shoot a police calendar for 12 months and miss yeah we should teach cops to miss yeah if i've learned anything from this especially bro i've seen some videos in the u.s where people are running away and they just start blasting dude all the time a lot of guys are really not prepared like some some dudes they join the police because it's just a stable job they have good benefits yeah and when you see like the way they take care of their own fitness or how often they actually shoot or practice the things that you need to be a cop it's almost an afterthought yeah it's like oh that's no it's just i just go to work versus like but then when ████ happens and you need to call upon those skills you're like oh ████ yeah i gotta actually do work ████ like hands shaking or they just chased after
3:23 someone your heart beat it's through the roof and you pull a gun out of course you're gonna miss like this yeah these are like stats that uh most cops never pull their gun that's their whole career yeah and then some cops just have never have any ammo because they're all and some cops shoot every day i haven't i have a neighbor that was a cop and he was like i don't even like guns dude and i'm like sword cop i'm like i think you're getting a sword ridge of cops don't be a firefighter i'm like a bobby dude i'm like why are you in this job that's all right dude you're allowed to it's okay it doesn't work the best of neighborhoods so if you do need to use your gun you're going to be in trouble you're like sorry i don't use guns yeah your kid might not have give me some numb chucks ninja stars he should have been a ninja it's just badges but sharp i only have one oh ████ it just comes back
4:14 i will i will admit i think um obviously it's a ████ huge accident if you will to just fire your gun but to at least like willingly admit it take like the demotion and like publicly be like like that is that does show signs of reform and you know it's canada so at least i kind of believe it or it's like signs of having a whack lawyer when they're like just say sorry out here they'd be like we're gonna fight until the end like they'll give you three months off or or signs of actual justice hey don't worry about it sandra signs of possible actual justice lawyers like you know what you're wrong was that cctv footage yep oh okay yeah cause i was like that's at least better than like you miss you're like oh ████ oh you missed and then finally you're like yes i finally hit them and they're like oh ████ uh i'm gonna get the fingerprints oh this is shopping
5:06 first it's all on cctv yeah uh yeah i missed all the dialogue is in it they're like why were you doing like a liar liar monologue yeah she looks like a russian like accident scam guy like a guy that walks up to the car oh my arm we have one of those uh today as well oh so yeah um but so she i have to mention she also previously shot and killed a man in the same parking lot uh in 2000 same one 2013. yeah yeah she was clear she did this before she did this before she's but she's pretty good she didn't miss so she's kind of lost her edge a little bit the other one the other one the other one she was trying to miss but she hit him no the other one she no this this man had taken a little
5:56 warning shot so he had to take another man hostage with a knife like this kind of ████ oh yeah she actually okay good call she shot the hostage she shut the hostage yeah so she was ████ extremely good back then she's a she's a high stakes performer when there's high when there's high stakes she gets played she needs to guard her yeah she needs like some ████ defense but when she's cold she's cold you know what i mean dude and in 2010 she was involved in a shootout with a drug kingpin where she was able to fire and shoot his bullet before his bullet hit she's super comfortable she's super comfortable completely ████ lost it do you think it is either you're in the military you know that bullets can hit each other and that's a common thing right she also curves bullets i've seen one where they shoot and then it goes into the other gun and i plugged it see you see what i'm saying and the gun blows up she's a bollywood action hero
6:48 bro she's in bollywood did they get the jeep rolling in the other cctv and the horse going under it in slo-mo sliding through like this we got some new footage here from the case this new cctv cam is 240 frames per second gets sued by t-series immediately for showing it in court so this this lady for real wait for real was in a a previous actually shot a dude in the same parking lot was it really a hostage situation it was really a hostage situation a man was experiencing a mental health crisis so she saved a dude's life by killing the mental health crisis dude she killed the mental health crisis she killed the right guy she killed everybody so she shot the hostage and it went through and it hit the guy in the back that's exactly she purposely missed the vital organs uh no they there's like that diehard movie where like the guy grabs bruce willis and then bruce willis takes his gun and shoots the guy through
7:39 his own shoulder yeah he shoots himself ████ that's vengeance that's the hard vengeance ████ he but you couldn't really hear him say it because they're trying to get a pg-13 rating so they get pk mother and then the gunshot happened oh it's kind of wacky yeah you can only get say ████ once and that's for samuel l jackson only it was a pg-13 it was the leaf the free or die hard also a recent one yeah it was the fourth one that was good best one i think i only know the ████ nakamoto tower one that's the first one right dude die hard with the vengeance still holds up is that the sam jackson in new york one it's my favorite one with jeremy irons that's the best one where he throws the knife on this ████ which one's that one the third one where they're trying to put five gallons of three gallon water bottle how do you get four gallons in the fire that's right that shows so good fort
8:31 knox one yeah it was all diversion dude the whole time the best part is when sam jackson's just driving along and then he looks to his left out the window and bruce willis is there's a water spout and bruce willis comes out of it and like sam jackson pulls over oh that was so dumb that's the best one really good you know there's an alternate ending to that movie because um you know with the ending where he he just takes out the guy in the helicopter he takes up his brother in the helicopter there's an alternate ending one where bruce willis sits down with him in like a diner or some ████ and um he plays russian roulette with him but with a rocket launcher that's sick what the ████ that's way cooler it's so ████ sick so like they're like turning it around and he's like oh like i bet you don't know which side's the right side and then bruce willis is like yeah okay we'll see what we'll see and
9:22 all the ████ and then sure enough the bad guy shoots himself with the rocket launcher and then bruce willis dies immediately the diner explodes [Laughter] explodes but he flies out of it sam jackson's like there he is it's such a great ████ stupid happenstance i love it i still love that movie though so the guy that was uh got the gun pulled on he wasn't even committing anything like lethal or he was just johnny he was cleared so he he got cleared of all charges they dropped the charges you just had to take a quick ████ so he's gonna get her in her defense though it is hard to shoot like a moving target even if it's close it makes it faster way ████ harder but then um that's why people rather have like a person to deal with a knife like yeah i mean uh you rather have a bad guy with a gun than a knife
10:14 because it they'll they'll close the gap but this closed brush can't hit this this available i don't think we got him yet and then they would have been like oh ████ that's the wrong guy [Laughter] plant some crack on him then he's covered he's like completely dead and then like all right let's find out what this guy did yeah that's america who's got an idea and then they're like all right uh body cam's on again body cams off and go [Applause] [Music]
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