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WatchMojo's 'Top Rap Songs of All Time' List is Terrible

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0:00 bro how did you do Ryan is the ultimate troll so you want what's the context behind this person was that a cameo who' you call for that yo Ryan is dangerous bro bro that guy is hard Ryan is a dangerous person bro how did you do [Music] that all right so you know those watch Mojo lists that'll be like the top 10 blah blah blah BL love watch Mojo you have like a top 10 uh top 10 rap song of all time and everybody's pissed about what's number one it's going to be controversial they're saying this is the number one rap song of all time if you guys like agree or not to be looking at the best rap songs across that's so much pressure yeah this is too much this is too let us know in the comments hold on one of them I mean I get it I would

0:52 say that's oh these are all the honorable mentions oh it's not it's not listed it's just they're just mentioning it yeah I just want to skip to number one ghetto song we probably play most of these everyone has to do a karaoke version so this video doesn't get taken down before we continue be sure to subscribe to ourn the Bell to get notified about our latest I always watch through it oh ████ you so hard you so hard bit this is a troll right like somebody definitely made this as a troll how do they know about you how did you pull that up bro what the inity other social

1:42 issues where did you get these things you [Music] ████ I can't believe you did this yo is that what's who's that Asian rapper Jin remember Jin is that Jin who swear to God I thought that was J when the first Frank come I was like J I was like wait that's Joe I was like is this J bro how did you do Ryan is the ultimate TR so you want what's the context behind this person was that a cameo who' you call for that yo Ryan is dangerous bro bro that guy is hard Ryan is a dangerous person bro how did you do that Prett tired you know I was like 17 in that picture about to ask cuz how the ████ did I look so old when

2:33 I was young when I was 14 I had a mustache yeah I was like like 17 in that picture the bald head you look so hard give us some like what's the story of your rap career man like I feel like we don't know a lot about it so like around 13 or 14 right like I got I got super hella into like hip-hop so like I got into like the four elements like break dancing graffiti DJ all that stuff and then um fast forward I remember like these guys would always like go graffiti and afterwards just do freestyles in their garage it's just like a lot of people did that back in the day right and then I remember that's what got me into it I have old photos of us just jamming out in the garage riding together getting stoned and just rapping

3:23 and then they they put me on game to like underground hip-hop originally I got into like you know just regular whatever was on the radio and then it it's just been an on andof thing since then and yeah I think those photos though were after I was a stupid little gang banger and then I wanted to just like do music so that was like my like G Gateway of like what are you laughing bro bro how did you find all this is my you know them ████ you know them too remember B dude do you know them I don't know you don't know them should I know these how did you find this ████ yeah how did you find it that's my question bro it's the ████ the hip-hop Hall of Fame it's all there it's all the records Cleveland

4:14 Illinois did you meet P Diddy at this time oh my God we talked about him oh am I late am I a week too late D Dam it I plan all those jokes for today you you have a lot of music videos I do huh where did you find quite a bit this just it's all it's mine what's your favorite song that you've done now that we're here do you remember it I don't even remember but you know the musician tokki monster mm Toki so she's she's pretty well known now like she did like Coachella and a couple of other things she's like a producer like a DJ right she's a producer DJ um so like back in the day uh she was just getting started like making beats my one of my buddy Jay phonics was teaching her how to make beats beat and then she's like Hey Joe I want to make you a beat and then so she we actually collabed like ages ago and

5:05 that was a pretty cool one um I forgot the name of it no that's my friend's ex-girlfriend y I do have to say you have great skin in all of your photos it's actually quite like the one thing that I noticed is there isn't a single like I'm like a 21y old dude I was like a 22y old right there I don't know that's Jin diesel yeah you you look tougher than Jin for sure probably showered like every 3 days I don't know maybe so natural oil so it was it was working for him for so after we put BART to WAP stuff everyone was like you got to do Joe's because like this is actually around the time I met Bart oh really yeah we started doing um MMA we met right here at East LA College and we have a mutual friend that just dragged

5:55 everybody to go to the gym cuz finds out he just wanted to fight every and he's the mutual friend that also has this too no way our brother all of you have it remember they wanted more I was here when you told the original story they want like they didn't have enough people to fight so he just started recruiting all these people to come and that's that's how I met Bart so maybe when you maybe when you went up to his house and you heard him talking to himself through the door maybe he was just rapping no that's post JK already that's when I was a goofy boy yeah yeah yeah cuz when when I met Joe it was cuz like we met we hung out became friends and JK probably didn't come around until maybe like a year later so I remember he made me during this era yeah yeah so I actually went I I actually went with Joe to one of his music video shoots or one of his songs

6:46 and I was like oh damn this is ████ SI and you weren't rapping at all no I'm just the friend that I didn't even know I didn't even know you could make music he was like I didn't know human beings could make noises that sounded melodic and Donal like you know when you're not in the Arts you just think things show up like here's a TV show right you just don't you mean you never played the recorder in like third grade yeah but I I like no one's going to want to record this ████ so I would just hear his songs and I'm like oh damn he's like damn I'm the number one recorder play you there what is that do that again Joe's songs are well produced I'm like damn what the yeah actually his songs are actually pretty well produced I don't know maybe maybe you got a comeback that's what makes it funny to me is like I sat there and I listened to

7:36 this song like all the way through and I was like huh it's pretty good like his writing and then the ri schemes they're not like normal regular ABAB it's like ████ you tell you can tell he's really like got shakes yeah no for real he's he's in the game yeah he has a whole he has a whole album too yeah that's the crazy you got an album an LP I had a rap group called enemy minds and then we used we had a pretty we had an album and this was like yeah during the MC like ham days there used to be MC Jin was around and he made it and then but he went to Asia but that was like our big like Asian guy in hip-hop yeah cuz he got Rough Riders and then is that because you like forced him out he felt threat he felt threatened by a pres there actually used to be like a Asian hip-hop form back in the day I forgot

8:27 the name of it but that's where like R yeah huh I don't know no but everyone used to like battle on there they would record their songs and battle on it was really cool I totally forgot the name but like it's a social media platform back then yeah yeah yeah and all it was like Asian hop.com or some ████ like that two Tre to the fall I know what everyone's trying to do and I'm not going to break I'm not going to do I set this up just want to hear me love ja yeah preferably I wish it was a Wednesday so I could get a CH buger full remember that guy yeah yeah what's that that was the OG one remember that one at McDonald that's a baby yeah who's that those are like wi amp days just how many skins did you have for your win a if you didn't have like 30 skins you got have a good visual you know what I mean little visualizer those things I have a whole stack of albums

9:18 still like on the CD that I made with my group cuz dude we produced like a thousand something from a Filipino why don't we put why don't we in here we can yeah but the the funny thing is like so all my crew members were just Stoners right so I was there like ████ driving to Hollywood driving to everywhere like in my beat up car like you like hip hop you like hiop so you were being that guy yeah dude I recently met someone who's my friend's little brother's best friend and and then you know uh I was going to hire him for one of my companies and he goes Joe do you remember me and I'm like n he goes well you came over and you asked me if I listen to him no he goes you came over and you made me buy a Ed from you oh sh you really did you came over to him and made no no so I I was I was at his my friend's brother's house uh place his

10:08 you know my friend's dad's house right so his brother was there with his little friends and apparently I came in with a stack of CDs and just made all of them buy one good for you good for you but like they were like scared to not buy it or something at that he threatened him look at him he SC if this dude showed up on my doorstep yeah D I don't know if he says buy a CD he's like buy this now but I'll buy before his words were you made me buy a CD that's what he said it's not it's not you sold me one it's you made me buy a CD look does this look like a guy who buying a CD is optional oh gosh look at this guy dude it's crazy that that's did you have I think I was a rapper 18 was that a Ros me or something no that's by the 91 freeway there's a

10:58 massive bus stop where we filmed um the cookies and cream car yeah so that's another funny story too there's a massive MTA Station where the 91 free freeway ends right I had this like burnt Toyota Camry that was in a fire in a garage and it was a piece of ████ wait the Supra no Toyota Camry Camry burn too that's a Supra no so my Supra burned next to the Toyota Camry and then so that thing we I know it's crazy right we called it a Toyota we called it a cookies and cream cuz it was covered that's what the paint job looked like cuz the camera was white then all the ash fell into it and then it melted into the white so it looks like white with little black dots it's like a marshmallow it was a cow it was a cow so it was beat the ████ up right so me and Bart thought it would be hilarious to go out there and then out of cardboard and

11:50 like paper mâché yeah we we made like a sports car with it so we made like a big Wing like our old spoiler our own body with cardboard R it out with card you paper machet a body kit essentially is that what you just said yeah with construction paper like so this was like a third a third grade project you have GL glue stick like right and then we just but we're like 23 probably yeah this was to a real car not Hot Wheels paper mchet ████ hard so you know like this took a lot of effort yeah we got like construction paper like what was it like you know stop us I remember like cops showed up and they stopped us no papet p 11 yeah cuz we were trying to ghost ride it and make a we were doing stupid ████ ghost ride your paper mâché car why do you keep bringing up my face

12:43 it's just like it trips me out that this is the same guy I don't even know why I didn't smile it's your image bro cuz back then that was the style though can we play the clip again of what the Mojo guy says what he says I hear what do he say now that I know it's him I want to about the lyrics I want listen what did you tell the Mojo guy to say dude remember let me see no he spoke from his he did you pay the Mojo guy no I didn't just edit it myself like a like a ghetto was free bro he did it he did it for the craft I got to show I got to show I got to show you I got to show you some ████ fing that fer no I inquality Ryan's dangerous dude you're too sick at this bro you're too

13:33 sick oh we need to find out Colleen's next greatest hits should I sell these yeah ████ dude he has bro dude who uses CDs anymore this is such ████ I have like a whole I have like I have 300 of those he's been waiting for this moment featuring ethnic descent wait it's still in plastic this is real I made those in 20 ,000 H number 11 it's okay dude you know people would buy these like very easily right now dude this is legit you should sell this for $500 a CD what a collector's item dude mobin number two mobin with the enemies put it in the comments below if you guys would actually buy one of CDs Now please com who has a CD player anymore it's not

14:23 about that it's dud I have one I have one in my car that I forgot to have it look it says cover it says cover by Laker Mike I don't even know who that is Laker Mike that's his name and you know I don't even know when we did this but we got a bar they made his Dome bigger the best part it was like they made his head his bald head bigger we don't even have a date do you remember your favorite one let us know if you guys are down to BU SE and then think about it even even the photograph on the back justt just him taking a walk luck no I have a friend we're walking together [Music]

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