0:00 [Music] so you know stuff about india i guess i guess i probably know more stuff about america is all right we're all man whoever is born what happened on june 20th in india depends on what year duh capital riots you got it dude you got it are we talking about 1000 bc or are we talking about 500. straight up and insulted me you like that as in like today what's today's date what's to the real what's your 23rd today's june 23rd i shouldn't say that because this video is gonna be yeah three years all right so uh time capsule this video is a time capsule yeah there's uh there's an elephant indeed you know there's elephants uh oh yeah okay cool we're on same page yeah this elephant in india
0:50 that comes into town and kills this old woman tramples her i heard about this oh this was the revenge killing of the elephant and then returns to trample her corpse again at her funeral why that's crazy memory baby how could you not ████ believe in spiritual what did she do to that guy she ████ that animal up bro what did she do okay i think the professional answer that the media is giving at the end of the day is talking about how like you know there's too much uh what you know what's the ████ term when uh um overpopulation kind of like that or identifying like the ████ areas so they actually the small the area that is wild or the environment that's wild for for these animals to be in it starts to get smaller and then so they start you know coming into like ████ move to vegas and utah there's plenty of land so they're ████ with their habitat basically ████ up their habitat why they go to vegas in utah can elephants exist in the you know buffalo
1:42 plains well i mean the alpha can sustain what do elephants eat fruits vegetables they'll survive in the grand canyon i think they'll get poached put them all in the grand canyon you think americans would start shooting ████ yeah yeah of course they shoot everything immediately once they find out how much they could get their toys have you seen the uh monkey people wars the monkeys no monkey dog wars so that whole that whole theme where you're moving into the habitat you're on the planet of the apes no they have so like their their uh their dogs their dogs yeah the monkeys will take their dogs and bring them up to like the top of a tree and start dropping them yeah i thought that's because the stray dogs and monkeys were warring because the stray dogs were fighting over the food with the monkeys and then they would bite the monkeys and kill them so then the monkeys started getting the puppies and throwing them over the the houses and ████ yeah
2:33 make sense monkey dogs dude survival of the fittest i mean we're just cutting trees down i don't know but they die anyways yeah that's true we're all pieces of ████ so what's up with security why can't they keep the same elephant out uh yeah what's up security so on june 10th 2022 uh the woman named maya murmu who hailed from rye paul village uh ring a bell in the district of meyer dude i don't know what you're reading dude i'm just speaking indian this is you're good this is good i'm gonna i want i want you to read it as is so the comment section below dude you know you know maya murmur exactly the right paul villarreal i probably have it in the district odisha meyer bonjour definitely have a cousin there she was brutally attacked by an elephant in a nearby force of cousin vegeta in a nearby forest while collecting water according to news reports she was rushed to the
3:24 hospital where she was pronounced dead very quickly after and after bringing her body home her family proceeded to make the necessary arrangements for her funeral but it was all for notch as on the day of her funeral the very same elephant returned to the village in an extremely foul mood did it trample everybody during the not everybody else but it was really just her and like the rest of you came right back to her no none of this is really making any sense it sounds personal she went in get water who collected her body she was there by herself i'm i'm on the elephant side so was she cremated no no it's her corpse it said the elephant then proceeded to attack their funeral and targeted maya's corpse she was trampling it furiously before letting out a roar that signaled other elephants from his herd to wreck the rest of the thing ah he brought back looks like a turf war this sounds like a straight up yeah you need an elephant
4:15 expert the same elephant somehow managed to identify maya's home and went on uh to smash it killing the goats living there as well whoa goats too i didn't know elephants ████ up goats like that by the end nearly the entire village had been wrecked and many of the inhabitants had lost their homes ████ this is elephant in ms-13 or some ████ some cartel style ████ i know i'm not gonna lie though the village must have been pretty small it must be like a real village or the elephant's huge i mean it's a normal elephant elephants are elvis known to attack unprovoked that's the thing tony i want to see them ████ up a go like if you're tony jaw and you're doing muay thai strikes from the top of their trunks strikes from the top of their trunks dumbo drop they weren't very those elephants weren't very you know they
5:06 were very friendly but it's almost like getting into a fight with a bulldozer who remembers that these guys don't remember elephants dude crickets from everybody else though are they also small enough to be carried by cranes storks they fit in crates oh yeah they do in the movie right in the movie they like fall on the crates they're like this is why they like come out right like see no crickets here buddy is this a cartoon or is this like a hot shots type of blade shots it's actually the bonus episode of planet earth they show all the alcohol in there narrated by david attenborough so it happens at the end of soaring over california if you're gonna if you get a group of just asians they show just the asian portion of the planet i'm sorry
5:56 california yeah yeah but it's a really exclusive group it's like it's like it's like unlocked you've unlocked it like you know it's just them going over the great wall of china like five times that guy who's like welcome welcome mr incredible he's right yeah welcome to soaring california i see we have a full group of asians today we'll just go over asia no california california today we're just going through the san gabriel valley [Laughter] soaring over 66. as you can see here is artesia where all the indians in la are is that really where all the indians were it's like the eight that's like the little india own artesia artesia yeah what does sona chandi mean i said a name so this is part of the sound right now it's part of the show i'm the only guy
6:47 to okay it's on artesia and ████ i don't know i don't speak hindi so i know the family that owns that you do the uh son is a b-boy wait an indian sean sean milani yeah yeah so sean is friends with uh me and joe's friend alec shawn that's crazy with a small world do you remember going to uh so it's like it's an entire indian uh shop with like like saris and stuff yeah and then in that whole complex there's a streetwear store in the middle of it it's gone now but he tried america's streetwear indian streetwear like hypebeast like graffiti graffiti that must be for all the kids of all the shop owners they're like ████ it was called the deuce was it like hypebeast stuff yeah yeah it was like all like limited streetwear stuff back back in the day like
7:37 karmaloop era but this dude he was like one of the only like indian b-boys and his his b-boy name was habib boy that's sick is it habib middle eastern i guess yeah it's more arabic so why would he's taking advantage of the stereotypes i know right he's just rolling with because punjabi was taken he's a he's a welder now he's a welder or like like a straight like a real welder like god is he got his like his license and he's on he's part of the union now you need a welding license for welding i just remember seeing vietnamese people i'm there with a lighter i'm like this isn't hot enough this isn't melting anything where they scooch the ladder over with their legs yes and then they got a cigarette in their mouth the whole time they're doing it and they don't take breaks they just
8:27 sleep on a cardboard box on the floor the way they cover their face you don't talk about right they don't ████ have now they don't even see what they're doing oh my god yeah it looks well dude style baby talk about dangerous jobs fun fact deep sea welding is top three most dangerous jobs yeah you'll die you gotta be under water too right you'll die you'll ████ die i thought you were in the deep sea but above the water oh you were just like far out in there yeah yeah yeah yeah like crabby like just like an oil rig you gotta love something but you gotta take it on your boat all the way to the side no you're not like you're fixing a boat like you're fixing one of those boats ocean or whatever open ocean yeah crap out of crabbing i actually don't know if it's called welder but i know it has to do with underwater ████ welding in a scuba gear but it's
9:18 one of the most dangerous ████ jobs because i thought the torch is just hot enough like how does that work i don't know like it has a lot of like uh what do you call it like a lot of uh just holding two axle shrimps people get hurt how do they start a fire underwater no the torch the torch is small you're just holding the pistol strips get it hyperbaric welding yeah i'm looking i'm looking at photos of this ████ right because i thought being a cop was the most dangerous job right [Laughter] being a deep seat come on guys that's the day just deep sea cop right there dude deep sea cops shooting something that's a tight ass show that's that's crazy did you just think about all the things that you could learn in this world and it's like don't mean ████ you could be you could be a deep sea welder or you could start your own hentai corporation
10:08 so many jobs corporations it's a corporate if you're starting it's a corporation yeah they could be the same uh he's going company under the same name he's actually welding going to go to the deep sea to come out with his ideas oh see welder comes up for air he'll go back and be like okay i've got my idea he's perfect dude needs to unload from a stressful day and that's where i come in that's when we didn't find the venn diagram of deep sea welders in hentai porn what's in the middle i like the story i like the story because he's tired right so he's like he's probably away from his his home so he's on the on the pier and there's a hotel there and he meets the lovely receptionist and that's when the game starts no dude he doesn't he just plays on his phone he just comes up on the boat yeah and he gets to fantasize
10:59 about all the things i was talking about he's a character in the hentai game oh that's even better that's specificity this is where i am the owner of the company and you're not because while he's welding he's getting sucked off by a ████ mermaid that's what i'm talking about like a tentacle monster right so it's kind of sci-fi too but he's still neat you need to like have him spit game at the mermaid yeah and figure out how to get some sirens so you can throw some sirens in there whole like poseidon themed oh yeah he's like don't ████ my wife it's like yeah this driver just tried to decide oh ████ my ████ wall that's the boss that's the thing and then it cuts it's like you could ████ torch his ass though i know i'm not scared of him no more that's a good battle the underwater you know this already sounds way better than
11:50 the ████ aquaman movie it is i was like that aquaman but because you said that i'm gonna cut them out this is the writer's room for aquaman right now you know that that movie you pitched to me a long time ago about the the dildo battle oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i think if you guys made that into a video game it actually would be successful dildo wars well whatever like if it was an rpg you played as the mom the number one prostitute and you just did the wars and you play as the mom or whoever the main character was yeah there was like that gang van going on the sun the sun and then he's just like losing his ████ well he hears it right yeah i don't know he might be onto something just think about it workshop we need investors so he can make these games come to life [Music]
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